Yu Yuehan: "..."
Yu Yuehan: "Don't want to hear the story?"
"I was wrong." Nian Xiaomu hesitated.
"My mother has RH-negative blood. She bled heavily when she gave birth to me, and she almost failed to recover. In addition, the probability of hemolysis in the second child is relatively high, so after I was born, my father was determined not to let my mother have another child."
Yu Yuehan seemed to think of something funny, the corners of his mouth slightly raised.
"In grandma's words, my dad is like a highly vigilant Tibetan mastiff. If there is any trouble, he will immediately rush to my mother and circle around her, worrying about her accident. It was also at that time that the Yu family began to pay attention to rare animals. People with blood type."
It was also at that time that the Wen family began to receive support from the Yu family.
Nian Xiaomu looked envious, "A man who loves his wife is the most handsome. I like your father a little bit now."
Yu Yuehan: "..."
So, why did he agree to tell her a story
Create rivals for yourself
Or his own father
Yu Yuehan cleared his throat and lowered his eyes slightly, "My father only has one advantage of loving his wife. Most of the time, he has more disadvantages."
Nian Xiaomu: "For example???"
Yu Yuehan: "He only likes his wife, not his son. I haven't slept with my mother since I was weaned."
Nian Xiaomu: "..." I want to laugh, how can I break it
Yu Yuehan: "When I was young, I had homework and asked to write 'my dad'. I went to him, and he said he would accompany my mother to watch the concert. He didn't have time, so he gave me 1,000 yuan and asked me to find the door. My security uncle helped me write it."
Nian Xiaomu: "..." Hold back, don't laugh!
Yu Yuehan: "I have been alone since I was a child, and I was a little lonely. When I was a child, I saw other children had younger brothers and sisters, and ran to ask my parents to give me a younger brother. My father was so angry that he almost jumped up. He told me for the first time. bad language."
Nian Xiaomu's eyes widened and she took a deep breath.
His nostrils were so frightened that they turned into pig noses, and he asked excitedly, "What dirty words?"
Yu Yuehan imitated his father's tone at that time, and growled: "Fuck you, if you hadn't had to have a child to fulfill your grandparents' wishes, you'd still be a little tadpole now, worrying about whether you would be thrown into the trash can Not enough? Want a younger brother? Who are you trying to piss off!"
After Yu Yuehan yelled, he looked at Nian Xiaomu with an aggrieved face.
Waiting for her to say that she is disappointed with his father, or to comfort him with distress.
And then it was—
"Hahahahahaha!"
A series of magical laughter came from the mouths of the people around him.
The body is extremely excited, accompanied by uncontrollable twitches, which can be simply summarized as: laughing twitches.
He kept patting his thighs.
Laughed until tears came out.
"It's so funny... Hahahaha, your father is really my idol, I'm dying of laughter, double-click 6666..."
Yu Yuehan: "..."
Well, he might have a fake fiancée.
He couldn't laugh.
Nian Xiaomu didn't know how long she laughed until the red wine in the glass was almost spilled by her, so she reluctantly stopped.
Glancing at the dark-faced man, he tried to remain calm.
Coughing twice, she reached out and patted his shoulder.
Said earnestly.
"Thinking about it from another angle, you should feel happy. Your parents are so loving, which many people would not envy. You live in a very happy family. I hope you can inherit your father's merits!"