father.
One word is crisp and crisp.
The mouth of Erya who was standing next to her suddenly opened into an 'O' shape, and her eyes also widened and widened.
This... This little boy is the master's son
Oh My God!
It's incredible!
Who is the mother
wrong!
I have never heard that the master has a daughter-in-law. Why did a son suddenly appear? Could this be the legendary Xi Dangda
Even though Erya is always in the Tianyuan Soul Suppressing Pagoda, she actually knows quite a lot.
Jun often laughed silly.
Suddenly a little boy jumped out of the flames and called his father, this... if his girlfriend heard it, he would not be able to wash it off even if he jumped into the Yellow River!
"Girlfriend? The host is thinking of farting." The system complained.
"father!"
The child said: "I'm hungry!"
"Boom!"
Jun Changxiao slapped the little guy from the lotus to the ground, and roared: "I'm still a big yellow flower, how could I have a child!"
"Woo woo woo..."
The child cried: "Father, you are so ruthless!"
Erya couldn't stand it anymore, and hurried over to dissuade him: "Master, tiger poison doesn't eat children, you must calm down!"
"..."
Jun Changxiao's mentality completely exploded.
For more than a thousand chapters, he has always guarded himself like a jade, and suddenly a child calls himself a father, even if he wants to be a father, he can't be like that!
"call!"
Forced to collapse, Jun Changxiao let go of his hand, and said with a heavy face, "Who are you?"
"I was conceived and born from father's body, so I am father's son!" the child said.
"I see."
Erya suddenly realized: "Master, this should be the spirit of Fire Soul. It has grown from a womb to a baby. It not only has a spiritual intelligence, but also a body."
"puff!"
Jun Chang laughed and spattered out a mouthful of blood.
This guy was conceived and born from his own body, doesn't it mean that he has both female functions!
The system said: "It's no wonder that the host has the physique of being an orphan. It turns out that the follow-up work that can only be done with a man and a woman can be done by himself."
This spit was very sharp, and Jun Changxiao who spit it almost spurted blood again.
"Dad..."
Suddenly, there was another milky voice.
Jun Chang smiled as if struck by lightning and stood there, then turned his head extremely stiffly, and saw a two or three-year-old boy tied up with ropes in the area that had been purified before, and his appearance was cuter than the spirit of the fire soul.
"Owner!"
Erya said in shock: "This is an evil spirit. Not only has it been completely purified into a baby's body, but it also treats you as its own father!"
"Ahh——"
Jun Changxiao raised his head to the sky and yelled, and immediately fell to the ground and passed out.
…
In the process of purifying the Great Dark Demon King, the Spirit of Fire Soul made rapid progress in just one month after actual combat, not only successfully obliterating the former, but also fully sublimated himself.
This is absolutely killing two birds with one stone, double happiness!
However, Jun Changxiao was not happy, because the task was completed, and he had two more sons for no reason.
"Sect Master Jun, although you are handsome and have a successful career, I cannot accept that because you have two children, so... sorry, we are not suitable."
"Girl! Listen to my explanation!"
Jun Changxiao hurriedly chased after the graceful figure that was gradually going away, but he couldn't catch up no matter how hard he chased, and finally woke up from the dream with beads of sweat on his forehead.
"Dream!"
"It turned out to be a dream!"
He wiped the sweat off his forehead, and his expression was stiff for a second.
There were two sleeping children on the bed, one with thumbs up, and one with air bubbles in his nose.
Although the form of the spirit of the fire soul is similar to that of a human child, there is a mark of flames between the brows, and the spirit of evil is purified so that it is extremely pink and cute.
Through the hatch of the ship, look into the endless darkness.
Jun Changxiao shed an extremely precious tear and said, "This is not the life I want..."
…
"Bajibaji."
In the canteen of the warship, Huo Ling and Xie Ling wolfed down food, as if they had been hungry for a long time.
Shang Youhen saw the plates slowly piled up, and couldn't help asking in a low voice, "Sovereign, the two sons are really good to eat."
"Boom!"
"Plop!"
His Royal Highness foamed at the mouth and fell down.
Jun Changxiao clenched his fists, stepped on the chair with his thighs apart, and said angrily: "Remember this seat, these are just two attributes!"
"Remember... remember..."
The spirit of the fire soul was conceived and born in the dantian, and the evil spirit was purified by the dog and signed a contract.
Although the two have a human body, they are not real human beings. They are nothing more than two attributes controlled by Jun Changxiao.
But I can't stand the fact that people are willing to call him 'Daddy'.
…
"Father, I'm hungry again!"
"Father, I still want to eat fried rice!"
"Father, why are you so unhappy?"
"Father, how about I tell you a nasty joke?"
The two baby spirits are like little ghosts who linger around Jun Changxiao every day, making him almost insane.
The worst thing is.
Huo Ling has a bit of a bad temper, and beats the evil spirits whenever he disagrees with him, and the latter often complains to him every time his nose is bruised and his face swollen.
"father!"
"Huowa hit me again! Woooooooooooooo..."
"enough!"
"I've had enough!"
Finally one day, Jun Changxiao couldn't help but roared loudly.
As if realizing that his father was angry, Huo Ling and Xie Ling stood together honestly, the two brothers bowed their heads as if they had made a big mistake, tears of grievance rolled in their eyes.
When Jun Changxiao saw this, his heart suddenly ached.
The system said: "Although the fire spirit and the evil spirit are two kinds of heaven and earth attributes, after all, one is conceived from the host's body, and the other is purified and signed a contract. It is no different from a biological flesh and blood."
…
"A chopstick can be easily broken."
"What about two chopsticks, or more chopsticks?"
After all, Jun Changxiao didn't make up his mind to reprimand them, but planned to educate the two of them, so he took out two chopsticks and stacked them, and broke them with a 'snap' without using much force.
"..."
The atmosphere instantly became awkward.
"brush!"
Jun Changxiao took out two big iron rods that were comparable to holy grades and handed them over, saying, "Try and see if you can break the two chopsticks."
"Why don't you take the Batian gun and let them break it!" the system complained.
"father."
Huo Ling took one, his hands were covered in flames, and said proudly: "Do you have to break it? Can't you burn it?"
"Hoo hoo!"
Wrapped in intense and hot flames, the big iron rod was instantly melted into slurry.
"..."
Jun Chang smiled and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"father."
The evil spirit took the big iron rod and said weakly: "Do you have to break it? Can't it be corroded?"
"Hoo hoo!"
A strange attribute pervaded from the palm of the hand, instantly rotting the iron rod into nothingness.
"Plop!"
Jun Changxiao passed out again.
I told you that brothers should be united, either by burning with fire or by corroding. This is different from hacking from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights and asking me if my eyes are sore!
but.
What makes Gousheng gratified is that.
The two little guys seem to be very powerful, as long as they are cultivated in the future, they will definitely have a great effect.
The system said: "The spirit body that was bred in the mortal universe is much stronger than the plane attribute. What's not happy about the host getting two?"
"makes sense."
Jun Changxiao began to let go of his prejudices, and opened his heart to accept the two children.