Zheng Ren is like a devil, tempting patients.
Su Yun thought he was very boring. What was he doing? ! A patient who comes to be prescribed eye drops has to be brought over for a physical examination. Is the boss even planning to get involved in ophthalmology
Generally only interns do this kind of thing. They are new to clinical practice and are full of curiosity about everything. It's a pity that I can't understand anything and can easily get into trouble.
Why does the boss act like an intern
However, ophthalmology is indeed a place where big money is made. If you think about artificial lenses, you will know how big the demand is and how big the profit margin is.
If after winning the Nobel Prize, if he could make a name for himself, the Nobel Prize winner would perform intraocular lens implantation himself!
Fifty thousand a day, a hundred a day...
Su Yun soon thought very, very far, reaching the horizon.
"Then... let's take a look. But let me tell you, doctor, I don't go to the ophthalmology department." The patient said: "I am very afraid of putting eye drops. If someone touches my eyes, I will probably fight him to the death."
"Take a look before talking. Anyway, I won't move. Don't worry, I will only touch your eyelids." Zheng Ren said with a smile, pretending to be harmless to humans and animals.
The patient followed him to the treatment room with hesitation.
Zheng Ren opened the patient's eyelids, and this action alone took nearly a minute. The patient was so nervous that his eyelids kept trying hard to resist the power of Zheng Ren's hand.
Finally, with Zheng Ren's constant comfort, he reluctantly opened the patient's eyelids.
A contact lens is hidden next to the cyst on the eyelid, so you can see clearly. Zheng Ren wanted to take it off, but as soon as he stretched out the forceps, the patient screamed in fright.
"Don't be afraid." Zheng Ren comforted him.
"What are you going to do to me!" The patient stood up quickly and hid far away, like a little girl who met a thug.
"Oh." Zheng Ren couldn't help it either.
However, in the emergency department, we encounter all kinds of patients, and we have long become accustomed to them.
"I suspect that all the contact lenses you have 'lost' over the years are on your eyelids." Zheng Ren said, "There must be at least twenty or thirty."
"..." Su Yun and Zhou Litao were both stunned.
Contact lenses? Eyelids? Twenty or thirty more!
That's nonsense.
"Impossible, how big are those eyes!" Naturally, the patient didn't believe it either.
"Contact lenses themselves are very thin. You will know when I take off the one you just 'lost' for you," Zheng Rendao said.
The patient was a little hesitant, but he seemed to believe what Zheng Ren said for some reason.
Zheng Ren didn't expect that he would believe what he said, making work much easier.
He asked with a smile: "What are you thinking about?"
"I was wondering if I could trust you if you could find the contact lens I just lost." The patient said bluntly.
"Are you using the right forceps? By the way, Mr. Zhou, please go to the ophthalmology department and borrow a sterile bag." Zheng Ren said.
Zhou Litao responded, turned around and ran away.
That speed was like a wild dog that had let go.
"Don't be afraid, it won't hurt at all. It's just a foreign object, and the ophthalmology is very professional." Zheng Ren continued to reassure the patient.
But how could his few words calm the fear that came from the bottom of his heart
The patient's face was pale and he could hardly speak. He barely managed to keep his composure and talked nonsense with Zheng Ren.
Su Yun glanced at the time and said, "Boss, I'm going to eat."
"A few minutes, don't worry." Zheng Ren looked at the patient hiding in the corner with a smile, "Are you saying that you, for more than ten years, don't know that you are feeling uncomfortable?"
"I know, isn't this eye drops?"
"Eye drops alone won't work. I'll take out your 'lost' contact lenses, and then you go to the ophthalmologist to cut your eyelids and find all the glasses you've lost over the years."
"..." The patient's face suddenly turned pale.
As he said this, Su Yun glanced at the patient and recalled many cases in his mind.
"I've seen the metal inside the ball, but it was wrapped and couldn't be taken out with a magnet. It was finally removed by surgery," Su Yundao said.
"Well, the intraoperative positioning of the three-dimensional X-ray television system has its unique accuracy and practicality. And in the removal of foreign bodies in the eye, grid positioning and Papanicolaou positioning have been proven to be effective methods."
The patient's face turned paler, like a blank sheet of paper.
What three-dimensional X-ray TV system, what grid positioning... Why is it so scary to think about it
Soon, Zhou Litao ran back, holding an ophthalmology incision bag.
Ophthalmology equipment is very sophisticated, and it doesn’t matter if it’s not small, the eyes themselves are so big. Moreover, when suturing trauma, it is done by oral surgery below the nose, and it is done by ophthalmology from above the nose to the hairline.
This involves cosmetic plastic surgery. If thick needles and large threads are used to sew it, it will not look good in the future.
Zheng Ren put on a pair of sterile gloves, Zhou Litao opened the incision bag, and Zheng Ren took out the tweezers.
Even the equipment in the ophthalmology department is still a bit clumsy compared to the three smallest forceps that Dr. Charles gave himself in the instrument box.
"Lie well, it doesn't hurt, don't worry." Zheng Ren said.
Wearing gloves makes me look more professional, even though I'm not wearing white clothes...
Zheng Ren also knew that his operation was irregular, but it was just a foreign body in the eyelid and did not involve aseptic operation. Wearing gloves was enough.
After persuading the patient for a few more minutes, Su Yun finally received the message that Xiao Yi and Chang Yue had already gotten in the car and were waiting.
"Do you want to take it or not? If not, we will leave." Su Yun said, "What's the matter? I won't pay you to get the foreign object, but I still have to beg you?"
The patient was yelled at and then he lay down obediently.
"Doctor, be gentle." He finally did not forget to ask Zheng Ren for this.
"Are you married? Are you tired when you go shopping with your wife?" Zheng Ren put his hand on his eyelids and asked softly.
"I'm married. I'm tired of going shopping with my wife. I'm not in good health but I can't bear it." The patient nagged.
"Okay." Zheng Ren said afterwards.
"Huh?" The patient looked at him in surprise.
There was no pain at all as expected, he just rolled his eyelids and took it out while he was talking
They say doctors are the worst. They always say something to distract their attention and then operate without them paying attention.
When I was a kid, I gave injections, now I take out foreign bodies.
"Here, these are your contact lenses. You can see that the glasses that fell on your eyelids a while ago have not been completely wrapped." Zheng Ren said: "Go to the ophthalmology hospital for surgery."
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"If we don't cut it, no one knows what will happen if we repeatedly stimulate it in the future." Zheng Ren finally said something vague, which was to scare this timid patient.
After saying that, he took off his gloves and said, "Are you going to collect the contact lenses?"
"Uh... I'll keep it for a look."
"Okay, Mr. Zhou, I'm leaving then." Zheng Ren and Zhou Litao said hello and turned to leave.