"Lao Liu doesn't have his bald head curled up, and he always feels like something is missing."
Zheng Ren thought of Liu Zewei and smiled happily.
"By the way, Chang Yue, do you know how Lao Liu got bald?" Su Yun asked.
"You didn't figure it out yourself, right?" Chang Yue asked casually.
"No, no," Su Yundao said, "I asked him, and he said that when he was chasing his wife when he was young, he was still thinking about romance, walking in the rain and the like. Today's rainwater has so many acidic components, just walking around is like that. .”
Seeing Tu Qiong Dagger, Zheng Ren didn't expect Su Yun to fight back so quickly.
"By the way, you have to take good care of the hair around you. Girls are so good. The other hair is long and can't be seen if you comb it back into a ponytail. If you become like Lao Liu, you twist your head while chatting with the patient's family, tsk tsk. .”
"Get lost!" Chang Yue said angrily.
The picture was so beautiful that Chang Yue couldn't even imagine it.
Su Yun laughed, not caring about Chang Yue's anger. In her current state, what is there to be afraid of? Are you afraid that you won’t be able to drink her? joke.
"Brother, buy a flower for my sister." A little girl of fifteen or sixteen came over and asked softly, holding a bouquet of flowers.
Zheng Ren and Su Yun looked at the little girl carefully at the same time.
She was dressed cleanly and decently, and she looked like she was on a work-study program, or a student who came to practice in society.
His expression was a little shy, and after finishing a sentence, he didn't know what to say next. If you were more skillful, you wouldn't be able to say those vulgar words about a sister who is so beautiful and goes well with flowers.
"How much does a rose cost?" Zheng Ren asked with a thought.
"All the flowers cost five yuan each."
The price is okay, but the Imperial Capital cannot be compared with the one in Huacheng. For five yuan, you can buy a large handful in Huacheng.
Zheng Ren took a rose and was a little nervous.
Life still needs some sense of ritual. Just thinking about sending flowers to his lover, Zheng Ren felt like he was on a roller coaster.
Su Yun thought about it and bought a rose and three jasmine flowers.
"Why buy so much?" Zheng Ren asked when he saw the girl leaving happily.
"Here, this is yours." Su Yun stuffed the rose and a jasmine flower into Chang Yue's hand, held the jasmine flower and said with a smile: "Women are so stingy. Seeing your Xie Yi people having flowers, their eyes are red. You said you, the boss, were in charge, but if you didn’t know better, I would have thought you were here to sow discord on purpose.”
“…”
How could Zheng Ren think so much? He looked at Su Yun helplessly, too lazy to pay attention to this guy.
"The flower language of jasmine is loyalty, purity, and simplicity." Su Yun smiled evilly, and Zheng Ren had a bad feeling.
Seeing that he was holding two jasmine flowers in his hand, it should be one for each of Liu Xiaojie and Lin Yuan.
Coupled with Su Yun's evil smile, Zheng Ren really didn't know what would happen.
Soon, Feng Xuhui's car also arrived.
Liu Xiaojie, Lao He, and Lin Yuan came down. Su Yun smiled and gave the jasmine flowers in his hands to Lin Yuan and Liu Xiaojie.
Girls basically like flowers, especially when there is continuous spring rain. There are a few drops of rain falling on the jasmine flowers, which look so delicate and beautiful.
"Thank you, Brother Yun." Lin Yuan said cheerfully.
"Thank you." Liu Xiaojie was still a little shy.
"Hehe." The evil smile on Su Yun's face became a little brighter, and he called everyone into the room, entered the box, and sat down.
The professor did not come to dinner. His obsession with the Nobel Prize made him give up all his spare time activities and devote himself wholeheartedly.
Seeing several girls playing with jasmine flowers, Su Yun glanced at Zheng Ren and said, "Boss, there was food poisoning in the school and more than 300 students were sent to the hospital."
"Oh? What did you eat that poisoned you?" When he mentioned this, Zheng Ren became a little more energetic.
"It's said to be the plumber's pot."
"Um?"
"Later, I reported that the septic tank faucet and the tap water faucet were connected in reverse. It didn't take long and I changed them back. But it still led to..." Su Yun said with a smile.
Zheng Ren expressed his contempt for Su Yun by talking about such nonsense while rushing to eat. As long as Chen Niansu appears in front of you, some verbal attacks are basically ineffective.
"Yes!" Lin Yuan swung his ponytail and answered immediately, "I encountered it once too."
Hehe, there was also praise. Su Yun immediately looked at Lin Yuan with interest.
"But it's not that the septic tank water pipes and the tap water pipes were connected wrongly. I don't know what went wrong. The pressure increased and the bathrooms on the 1st to 7th floors exploded one by one."
As he spoke, Lin Yuan also made a rather exaggerated gesture, "Bang bang bang, like fireworks. But the smell is too unpleasant. Fortunately, I haven't returned to the dormitory yet and stood outside to watch the excitement."
"The classmates inside were miserable. I'm scared when I think about it. Fortunately, I wasn't in the dormitory that day." Lin Yuan said with a smile.
Zheng Ren thought about the scene Lin Yuan mentioned. The yellow fountains with a strong smell burst out from each dormitory floor. He really couldn't bear to see it.
But it’s nothing. For a surgeon who stands on the operating table all year round and scoops out feces, it’s all a trivial matter.
Chang Yue frowned, and she brought the jasmine flower closer, as if she wanted to use the smell of the jasmine flower to wash away the disgusting smell.
"When I was in school, I went to the School of Chemical Engineering to audit for a while." Su Yun changed the topic with a smile.
"Why are you going to the School of Chemical Engineering?" Zheng Ren asked.
"Boss, there is no future in optical medicine. Besides, besides anatomy classes, I don't have much else to learn," Su Yundao said.
Zheng Ren thought about it, it was the same.
"The main reason is that the professor over there wanted me to go to his graduate school. He said that chemical engineering is the future development direction, and it is much more interesting than medicine." Su Yun smiled evilly.
"One day, the professor assigned a task to several senior brothers and sisters: go to the septic tank and use a measuring cup to fill a cup of fermented stool."
"This is a joke." Zheng Ren frowned.
"No way." Su Yun laughed, "After purification, about 10mg of white crystals are left in the end. It's so smelly that wearing multiple layers of masks is useless, otherwise it's concentrated and is the essence."
"Then what?"
"Later the professor said to dilute the crystals with alcohol, 1:1000."
Zheng Ren saw that the smile on Su Yun's face became even more evil, and knew that the show was about to begin.
"After dilution, the smell changes. From an unacceptable stench to jasmine perfume." Su Yun looked at Chang Yue with a smile, "The professor also said that he would give the jasmine perfume he made to his lover. , if you don’t have it, give it to your best friend and say you made it yourself.”
Chang Yue pushed Jasmine aside as if she was electrocuted.
"Well, the professor is telling you that behind the most beautiful things there may be terrible things?" Lin Yuan sublimated Su Yun's topic in an instant.