The Surgeon’s Studio

Chapter 2316: 2291 Coffee Enema

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"I sometimes watch in the group, and now it's all nonsense." Su Yun said disdainfully as he walked away: "How can you excrete 8 pounds of feces in one enema and lose 5 pounds?"

"Huh? In the group?" Zheng Ren asked doubtfully.

"Not everyone is like you, only those who work. Life, do you understand life?" Su Yun sprayed.

“…”

Zheng Ren was silent.

"Brother Yun, is it useful?" Lin Yuan asked, "Is it true?"

"Hey, you, a medical doctor, would you like to grow your brain?"

"I saw what they said a few days ago that when Diana was alive, she had to have enemas twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening." Lin Yuan is now used to the way of communicating with Su Yun.

She said with a smile, completely ignoring Su Yun's tone and the harshness in his words.

"You believe it?"

"If it were someone else, I might check it out. But Princess Diana had a severe eating disorder. If she had given enemas twice a day, she would have been dead, and she wouldn't even have had a car accident." Lin Yuan said.

"That's right. Soong Meiling does enema every day, longevity, beauty and so on. These people really dare to say anything." Su Yun said with emotion.

"Is this also fake?"

"It is said that Wang Feng once recorded one thing in the book "Beauty and Sorrow - Soong Meiling", that is, Soong Meiling had regular enemas every day since she was young. Chiang Kai-shek knew about this, but kept silent. According to the diary It has never been recorded." Su Yun said with a smile.

"How about, with just such a sentence, does it sound like a liar on the Internet? First block out the theoretical basis that is most likely to be proven, and then you can say whatever you want. Anyway, I can't find any examples." Su Yundao.

"Have you read this book?" Zheng Ren asked.

"No." Su Yun could talk nonsense to others, but he didn't dare to talk nonsense to his own boss. He was worried about being slapped in the face at any moment. "Just by reading such a sentence, you can tell that the credibility is not high."

"I've read it, and it's said to be coffee enemas." Zheng Rendao, "The credibility is really not high. The earliest record of coffee was discovered by Ethiopian shepherds 1,500 years ago, but when it comes to coffee enemas, books about ancient Rome say There were records of coffee enemas 2,000 years ago.”

"Is it useful?" When talking about words like weight loss and beauty, Lin Yuan's IQ plummeted, no different from other girls.

But she still kept some bottom lines, at least she knew to ask Boss Zheng.

"I don't know if it is useful. However, according to the relevant reports that can be found, coffee enemas were lacking anesthetics during World War I. Because of their analgesic effect, coffee enemas were used by the German army to relieve the pain of patients during operations. Found A simple way." Zheng Ren was very cautious even when gossiping.

"Well, it was later used for beauty. I don't know what I thought." Su Yundao, "I think it is like using an antipyretic to retain the enema when a child has a fever, relying on the intestinal mucosa to absorb caffeine. But it can beautify , this has no logic.”

"Ignore this, let's take a look." Zheng Ren strode towards the operating room.

“Actually, when it comes to losing weight, it’s still the same old saying – just keep your mouth shut and open your legs.

But most people can't do it, so they try to rely on the so-called lazy man's diet to lose weight. Everyone has a metabolic balance. As long as our daily caloric intake is lower than the caloric consumption, we will slowly lose weight. " Lin Yuan concluded.

"Don't talk to your sister Yue about coffee enema," Su Yun warned.

"Oh, I got it." Lin Yuan chuckled.

Arriving at the door of the operating room, Zheng Ren saw Feng Jianguo about to enter.

"Brother Feng!" Zheng Ren greeted.

"Hey, boss Zheng, do you have free time today?" Feng Jianguo asked with a smile when he saw that boss Zheng also wanted to change clothes.

"Well, let's see the emergency room you just admitted." Zheng Ren didn't hide it and said directly: "Why are you on stage now?"

"The hospital always said that the abdominal adhesions were severe under endoscopic examination, and he was considering surgery and a second-stage anastomosis." Feng Jianguo said, "I'll go up and take a look. If conditions permit, I will try not to do a second-stage surgery."

"Are you looking at the patient down there? What's going on?" Zheng Ren asked.

"It was said that I had an enema to detoxify at the beauty salon. After the ninth or tenth enema, I started to have stomach pains after I returned home. I endured it for a while, but today I can't bear it anymore." Feng Jianguo said, "The CT scan of the abdomen showed that there is something wrong. I took an upright abdominal X-ray and found gas, so I initially thought it was intestinal rupture."

Zheng Ren nodded and walked into the dressing room to change clothes.

"Boss Zheng, you've been getting busier and busier lately," Feng Jianguo said.

"Well, there's no way." Zheng Ren said, "There are so many surgeries that the rich man can hardly eat every day."

"Boss Zheng, tell me, how big are your hopes for the Nobel Prize?" Feng Jianguo asked gossiping.

"Who knows, Dr. Mehar will come for surgery tomorrow, I will ask him then." Zheng Ren said with a smile.

Feng Jianguo didn't say much else. Let alone the possibility of getting it in the first year, he would be lucky to get it in ten or eight years.

He was mainly worried that Boss Zheng was recommended for the Nobel Prize at a young age and had illusions. But seeing that Boss Zheng’s expression was calm and he didn’t feel anxious when he mentioned the Nobel Prize, I felt relieved.

"I think this patient today will definitely need a second-stage surgery." Feng Jianguo changed the topic and said, "The small intestine can be anastomotic, and the ascending colon can also be anastomotic, but the descending colon and rectum cannot be anastomotic. Tell me about this. It’s ridiculous, I don’t know what’s going on inside, the hospitalist always said that the endoscopic lens has no field of view at all.”

The colon is the intestinal tract that absorbs water and forms stools. Basically, this is what it does. The closer the intestine is to the anus, the more bacteria there are.

Although patients always take enemas, the intestinal flora may be different from normal people. But after waiting at home for so long, the adhesions and edema around the ruptured intestine were very heavy, and it was difficult to sew the suture.

However, he hasn't seen the patient's condition yet, and Zheng Ren didn't go to the system operating room, so he planned to take a look before talking.

After changing clothes, Lin Yuan was a little slower on the other side. Zheng Ren and Feng Jianguo went straight to the operating room without waiting.

After chatting for a while while walking, they came to the operating room and saw Quan Xiaocao being disinfected.

"Xiaocao, I haven't seen you in a while, and you seem to have lost weight again." Su Yun said with a smile.

"Brother Yun..." Quan Xiaocao looked a little unhappy and sighed.

"Looking disgusting again?" Su Yun asked.

Quan Xiaocao nodded.

"Stop it, how about coming with me to intervene?" Su Yun said half-jokingly and half-seriously.

Quan Xiaocao didn't dare to answer the conversation and lowered his head to disinfect.