"Victoria particularly likes the brand Byredo. Beckham once said that you can have a bag without a wallet, but you can't have Byredo in your bag." Seeing Zheng Ren's confused look, Xiao Yiren began to introduce it to him, "I like Byredo, mainly because it is It’s a perfume brand with a lot of flavors to choose from. And the hand creams are all in tubes, not cans.”
"Canned?" Zheng Ren seemed to be listening to heaven's teachings, but out of respect for life, Zheng Ren pretended to be open-minded and eager to learn. These two words were pronounced the same, and Zheng Ren couldn't tell them apart.
"I always dig it into my fingernails, including Shiseido's urea hand cream, so I still like the tube shape. It comes out as soon as I squeeze it." Xiao Yiren smiled: "Byredo's hand cream and perfume are also divided into front, middle and back. Notes. Whether it's a rich floral or a neutral woody scent, it has every scent you can think of."
Are perfumes divided into front, middle and back notes? Zheng Ren didn't understand what all this meant.
It was so complicated that Zheng Ren felt that the whole world was starting to become unfriendly.
Zheng Ren was confused, and his mind immediately shut down.
"Byredo's hand cream has a certain thickness and a long-lasting smell. I tried it, and I can still smell the faint fragrance after three surgeries." Xiao Yiren was as cheerful as a bird, "Zheng Ren, I think You should use it too. The best surgeon in the world is here, so take good care of your hands."
"Well… "
"Byredo's aromatherapy hand cream has the advantage that it can replace perfume for a short period of time. I think it is more suitable for you."
"Well… "
"Actually, Germany's Hepburn Chamomile is quite suitable for you." The little girl continued to talk about things that Zheng Ren didn't understand.
Zheng Ren, who has a high IQ, acts like an idiot on this matter.
When he arrived at the mall, the temperature was slightly lower than that in the operating room, and Zheng Ren felt a little cold. As soon as he saw people having abortions in groups of twos and threes, he already began to feel abnormal bioelectrical stimulation of the vestibular nerve, causing immediate symptoms of dizziness, headache, nausea, and lack of vomiting.
This means following Xie Yi and replacing him with another person. Zheng Ren will definitely refuse in every possible way. Don't even think about shopping, even if you pay by the hour.
Following Xiao Yiren, Zheng Ren looked at Xiao Yiren's figure. In "Ode to the Goddess of Luo", the poems about the moon covering the moon like light clouds and the snow falling like the flowing wind appeared in my mind and I couldn't get rid of it.
This poem seems to be tailor-made for Xiao Yiren.
It's really beautiful, Zheng Ren thought to himself. It seems that shopping is not that boring. As long as you look at the little beauty, living like this for a lifetime is not a wasted time.
Because she had plenty of time, Xiao Yiren was not in a hurry and strolled leisurely in the cosmetics counter. From time to time, she would see the managers of some brands that Zheng Ren couldn't name and chat about new products.
In the past, Zheng Ren would definitely have thought this was a waste of time and life. But as long as the little lady likes it, everything is fine. Boss Zheng's butt is already crooked to the edge of the sky.
"In the past, the products were delivered directly from the counter to your home for trial use." As she walked, Xiao Yiren chatted with Zheng Ren, "But as I grow up, I find shopping is fun, so I no longer let brand stores deliver goods." Instead, come and take a look.”
Xie Yi was as happy as a butterfly, flying around.
Zheng Ren has long since run out of brains. His IQ of 150 or 60 is only a fraction.
No need to go shopping, can the brand store deliver it directly to your home? I really don’t understand the world of rich people.
As he walked, he came to a brand store whose name Zheng Ren didn't recognize. Xie Yiren held Zheng Ren's hand and walked in. He casually picked up a bottle of facial cleanser and looked at it.
"This is our new facial cleanser. It has pure natural green ingredients and does not contain any additives." The brand manager enthusiastically introduced it to Xiao Yiren, his voice not loud, but full of confusion.
I don’t know since when, the words pure natural, green, and pollution-free have become labels and appeared in the public eye.
"Zheng Ren, what do you think of this? Try the taste?" Xie Yiren did not answer the sales manager's words, but turned back to ask Zheng Ren.
If I use facial cleanser, will it turn into a delicate pretty face like Su Yun? Zheng Ren had some doubts and some resistance.
"That's impossible." Zheng Ren blurted out because of resistance.
"Huh?" The little girl was stunned for a moment, "What's impossible?"
The shopping guide and sales manager were also stunned and looked at Zheng Ren.
"Purely natural, green, without additives, it's impossible." Zheng Ren immediately recalled, knowing that there was something wrong with the order of his words, so he hurriedly explained.
But he didn't dare to talk to Xiao Yiren like that. Zheng Ren still had this in mind.
"Sir, our products are really made of pure natural ingredients, extracted from plant essences with high technology, and will..."
She talked a lot, but Zheng Ren just smiled and didn't interrupt.
Nothing is easy. The sales manager in the mall is very skilled, like a botanical expert. He keeps telling Zheng Ren that the ingredients contain some rare plant essence. How difficult is the extraction and refining process? At this price, it is already a fire sale at a loss.
This is a small brand, and Zheng Ren can already tell the difference between the shopping guides and managers of big brands and small brands.
He is a talented person, Zheng Ren thought. Maybe if someone else spoke so many professional words, he might not believe him.
Unfortunately, she met herself.
The sales manager talked for two minutes before stopping with a smile. He held the bottle of facial cleanser in his hand and showed it to Zheng Ren. There were many small characters densely written on it, all of which were the names of various semi-professional plant essences.
"I have done experiments. If these things do not contain preservatives, they will rot within 72 hours. Before leaving the factory..." Zheng Ren took the bottle and looked at the production date. "It has been three and a half months. There are only natural ingredients, but when you open it, you will smell a rotten smell, full of bacteria and decay."
“…”
This is a bit of a spoiler. However, Zheng Ren's performance, calm temperament, and elegance of a university professor made the sales manager slightly stunned.
He was angry, but he didn't dare to confront Zheng Ren.
However, she must have been exposed to this kind of doubt. She smiled, took the bottle, pointed to the name of an activated enzyme on it and said: "Sir, it is not preservatives or industrial additives, but under the action of revomed coenzyme q, the plant The essence will not decay and will maintain its most basic activity.”
"This kind of enzyme." Zheng Ren smiled and narrowed his eyes. "Do you know how to preserve this kind of enzyme?"
"Revomed coenzyme Q needs to be stored at low temperature. Our brand is professional." The sales manager made a gesture of invitation and asked Zheng Ren to look at the display cabinet. There is an air-conditioning device in the display cabinet to store it at low temperature.
It’s just this temperature…
"Revomed coenzyme Q needs to be stored at low temperature. In fact, it is easier to lose activity than plant essences. In the laboratory, liquid nitrogen is generally stored at low temperature. Well, the temperature of liquid nitrogen is minus 196 degrees. You Here, it is estimated to be about ten degrees above zero." Zheng Ren smiled slightly and explained to the shopping guide and sales manager.
As a professional chat terminator, Zheng Ren once again won.
His smile was so hateful in the eyes of the sales manager.
After a professional explanation, the sales manager lost all thoughts of explanation. A specious "professional" explanation will usher in more and more professional refutations.
This is selling goods, selling cosmetics. Brother, are you telling me about the laboratory
Under the indifferent gaze of the shopping guide, Zheng Ren and Xie Yiren left the brand store.
"Have you ever done experiments?" Xiao Yiren asked with a smile.
She is probably the only one who doesn't think that Zheng Ren is disappointed. Perhaps, this is a sign of love for the whole family.
"Before I graduated from university, I had to face a choice. There were two options, continue to engage in clinical practice or take the postgraduate examination for basic experiments. At that time, I worked for my senior brothers and sisters for half a month and saw the experiments." Zheng Ren said with a smile. : "I think it suits me better."
"Why didn't you do an experiment later?" Xie Yiren suddenly asked with his big eyes flashing.
"Because the boss gives me so little money." Zheng Ren said, "Even I can't live on that little money."
Zheng Ren had some regrets. He always felt that he was more suitable to be a test dog than a surgical dog. Unfortunately, I don’t have any source of income. If I were to be a test dog, I would have to use my spare time to earn money to support myself.
How much do you like this? Take your hobby as a career.
So Zheng Ren gave up studying for graduate school and returned to his hometown to work.
The little lady smiled and took Zheng Ren's hand, interlocking their fingers, making him feel that he was no longer alone.
After more than two hours of trekking, we finally arrived at the byredo store.
Before that, Xiao Yiren just looked at it but didn't buy anything.
Zheng Ren really doesn't understand this kind of girl's behavior. Men are from Mars and women are from Mercury, maybe.
Not all things need to be understood, just shopping with Xiao Yiren is enough. As long as she is happy, it doesn't matter what she does... even if she rides a roller coaster.
Zheng Ren thought in his heart.
The little girl took Zheng Ren's hand and applied a little sample of Byredo scented hand cream. The texture of this kind of hand cream is relatively thick. After applying it evenly, Xiao Yiren smelled it and changed a few flavors, and finally chose one that she was very satisfied with.
Then, she put Zheng Ren's hand in front of Zheng Ren's nose and said with a smile, "Smell it."
The taste is very light, not pungent, but gives people a distant feeling.
"Very good." Zheng Ren's answer gave people a perfunctory feeling.
"That's it? Leave a tube in the duty room and remember to wipe it every time you have an operation." Xiao Yiren warned: "I want to check it."
"Yeah, okay." Zheng Ren wrote this down in his mind.
It's just hard to say how long this kind of memory can last.
After wandering around for a while, Su Yun's WeChat message came in. He told Zheng Ren that he was going to eat at a Japanese food restaurant in the evening. It had no appearance and no signboard. He also specifically told Zheng Ren not to miss it.