The question-and-answer session in Xia Yisan’s small classroom has begun.
"You must answer the questions I ask seriously, ok?"
"I know!" Why are you so serious
What!
Xia Yisan is still rubbing her hands in preparation for a fight. Can this be understood as if she gives a bad answer, she will be punched
Xia Yishan emphasized again, "If you say something wrong, I allow you to run 39 meters!"
Su Jingting, "..."
"I'm holding a 40-meter-long sword!"
Su Jingting, “… … ” So this is the joke!
"Are you ready? Let's start. The first question is, how long have we known each other?" Xia Yisan decided to start with the question with the lowest difficulty.
Su Jingting started doing mental arithmetic.
"You actually calculated it. It shouldn't have just come out of your mouth! You really don't take me seriously!"
"I encountered it on July 16 last year. It has been 452 days." Su Jingting answered quickly.
What should I do if I’m afraid that it will be too late and offend my wife
In fact, he was still very sensitive about this number, mainly because he was delayed in thinking just now, wondering whether he should include his previous life in the calculation.
If I include it, I'm afraid it will scare Xia Yisan. If I don't include it, I'm afraid it will be too little. Wouldn't that be a big loss!
He hesitated for a while.
Fortunately, he reacted very quickly and spoke fluently without even a breath, which satisfied Xia Yisan.
Xia Yishan then asked, "In the past 28 years of your life, how many girls have you praised, how many girls have you liked, and how many times have you been in love?"
Su Jingting, "Zero, all zero! I swear there is not even one!"
Xia Yisan looked quite satisfied.
That's good.
Xia Yishan said generously, "Oh, I was just saying it casually. What happened before you met me is not something I can change. I don't mind!"
Women, they always say one thing and mean another.
You clearly mind, but you insist on saying that you don't mind.
What else can I do? Just pamper her!
Su Jingting listened very seriously and answered very seriously, "Well, you don't mind. But it doesn't matter, I mind!"
Xia Yishan, "… "
Su Jingting is really a warm-hearted man. Not only did he not say anything when she climbed up the pole, he also helped her to make the pole longer! So that she could continue to climb up!
Xia Yishan asked the next question, "Teacher Su, is work important or am I important?"
"you."
"The game is important, am I important?"
"you."
"Is Su Yujie important and am I important?"
"Of course it's you!"
…
Su Yujie, who was caught in the crossfire, said, "… "
…
He also said that Xia Yishan was drunk and shouldn't be too excited. He kept pestering Su Jingting with questions for half an hour before he stopped.
During this half hour, Su Jingting was able to answer Xia Yisan's tricky questions as quickly as possible.
If you answer wrong, you will be beaten and kicked by this barbaric woman!
…
Xia Yishan lay down and whispered in Su Jingting's ear, "Hey, half of your property belongs to me, so I am a small rich woman, and I can do whatever I want..."
Su Jingting threw himself on Xia Yishan again and whispered in her ear, "Do you know what I want to do? I wanted to wait until you were older, but I couldn't help it..."
…
…
soon…
Xia Yisan wanted to slap herself to death again.
You are fearless, how could you be so cowardly
The wine in the bar is all diluted with water, so how come I don’t get drunk at all at the critical moment!
It made her mind very clear now.
It’s easy to be scared when it’s too clear!
Ahhhh!
Please God give me a jar of wine!
…
…
The two of them got closer and closer.
…
…
There was a dim warm light left on in the room, which stretched the shadows of the two people and imprinted them on the wall, forming the most beautiful picture.
It’s like a long-awaited ray of light finally shines in the pitch-black night, illuminating the darkness and warming people’s hearts.
Now you understand why the last three digits of the villa password are 716!
(End of this chapter)