Everyone should be familiar with Shuiliu Village. There is a celebrity there, Mr. Luo. This bastard is a little charlatan who has no ability to cheat people out of money. He once fought with my buddy and kowtowed to him after admitting defeat, haha!
The six of us didn't drive, but rode three bicycles, each with a beautiful girl, and we made others envious along the way. It wasn't because we were afraid of wasting gas, but the dirt road was too difficult to drive on, and there were so many people at the temple fair that we couldn't get through, and it wasn't as fast as a bicycle.
The Yangxian Temple stands alone in the northwest corner of the village, with only three halls and no courtyard walls. It was just past ten o'clock, and there were crowds of people within a few hundred meters around the hall, with too many believers. There were large white poplars planted in front and behind the hall. It was the hot summer, and the green scenery made people feel cool.
Qu Mo was wearing casual clothes, while Shen Bing liked to dress fashionably. Even Ma Yunxi followed her and wore a skirt. Her four white thighs were covered with flesh-colored stockings, which was really pleasing to the eyes!
This also gave the men who went to the temple fair a feast for their eyes. There were three extremely beautiful women, a sight that was rarely seen even in big cities, and the rate of people turning back to look at them was 100%.
There are people who take care of bicycles here, and they charge one yuan for each bicycle. After storing the bicycles, Lu Fei and Ma Yunxi squeezed into the crowd and went into the main hall. Qu Mo and Wang Zijun were looking at the small ornaments on the street stalls, and Shen Bing saw that there was a candied haws stall over there, so she pulled me over to buy a few strings.
Two dollars a string is not expensive, but this guy is not a good businessman. He gave us a hundred dollars, but not only did he give us a fake fifty dollar bill, he also gave us twenty dollars less. I was so angry, you took me for a fool.
But I didn't get angry. Instead, I showed my childishness and squatted down to tease him. I stretched out my hand to make the "八" sign and asked him, "What's this?"
"Eight." The boy said stupidly.
I curled up my index finger again and asked, "What's this?"
"seven!"
Fuck his second uncle, there is only one thumb left, and you actually said it was seven, is this seven in your family? It can be seen that it is not sold for one dollar and two fifty cents, an unlucky child born from inbreeding.
Shen Bing burst out laughing out of delight.
I curled my thumb and asked, "What time is it now?"
"Minus one makes six."
I almost fainted. This kid is so stupid. How could he know to give less change instead of more
Shen Bing leaned on my shoulder and laughed, tears coming down.
I touched my nose and asked again: "Now I don't want the candied haws anymore, how much money should I get back?" As I said that, I snatched the six candied haws from Shen Bing and wanted to return them to this guy.
"Retreat you twelve."
I slapped my head, thinking this kid was not stupid anymore. If he gave me back 12, wouldn't that mean he was cheating me out of 20? So I handed him the change and said, "This is the change you just gave me. I didn't touch a cent. Give me back the 100."
"Do you think I'm stupid? I don't have enough money and there's a fake bill..."
Oh my god, he is not stupid, he is just pretending to be stupid in front of me. I didn’t tease him, but he was teased instead. I am so embarrassed!
Shen Bing's laughter made my face turn red, so I said to this guy in a bad mood: "You want to do a bully business? I'm from Shangcheng Town. Although I don't care about this hundred dollars, don't try to cheat me." As I said that, I threw the money in front of him, thinking that if he still pretends to be with me, I'll teach you a lesson.