I said, "Don't worry, just pour urine into his mouth and the ghost hair will come out."
Tongjue and Tongxuan were both stunned, and then Tongxuan said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? You are just a country bumpkin who can only give random advice."
Fuck his second uncle, I'm a country bumpkin, but we have many folk remedies to deal with situations like being possessed by evil spirits. Urination is the dumbest method, but also the most effective. Because ghost hair is different from ghosts entering the body, you can't drive them out by exorcising ghosts. The hair ghost will control your internal organs and will be crushed. Ghost hair is most afraid of filth, and once it touches this stuff, it will lose its ghost energy.
I ignored the boy and stared at Tong Jue. He frowned, thought about it, and finally shook his head, saying, "I don't know if your method will work. Besides, if this gets to the ears of other disciples, how can we hold our heads up high?"
Wow, do you want face or life? Niu Bizi is just pedantic, and practicing Taoism has made him stupid.
"Okay, just pretend I didn't say anything. I'll help you drive away the evil spirits." I said, taking out the Heavenly Thunder and Earth Fire Talisman, and then sticking the incense on the ground.
"Well, does urine irrigation really work?" Tongjue asked me again half-doubtfully.
I almost fell to the ground. You are practicing Taoism, don't you know that ghosts are afraid of filth? I nodded and said to him, "If it doesn't work, I will drink urine too."
"Junior brother, then just listen to him and give Tong Wu the infusion..."
"No, how can we as cultivators endure the humiliation of drinking urine?" Tongxuan glared at me angrily, as if blaming me for leading his senior brother astray.
I don't want to bother with him. If you want to save your dignity, don't worry about your life. Why are you glaring at me, you idiot? I put the talisman in place. At this time, black gas was coming out of the grave. It seemed that the twelve ghosts were about to come out. You guys are all second uncles. I will burn you all to death!
"The thunder of heaven faintly hits the golden bell, the mighty thunder of God destroys the veil. The dragon thunder shakes the ground and burns the evil demons without a trace. Hurry up and obey the command!"
"Ah, you're going to use God..." They both screamed at the same time.
Before they finished speaking, the incense burst into flames, and the Heavenly Thunder and Earth Fire Talismans were burning. I heard a "crackling" sound of burning thunder above my head, which broke a large tree nearby, and my heart trembled. The flame on the incense head suddenly burned straight forward, engulfing the surrounding ghost insects, forming a sea of fire!
"Squeak..."
The screams were so loud that they shook the heavens and the earth. We were terrified and heard the screams of the ghosts. It was done, all the ghost bugs were killed, and the ghosts were destroyed!
Shen Bing hurried over, covered her ears and said, "It's so scary."
I held her little hand to comfort her, and then said to Tongjue, "Let's retreat quickly. I'm afraid the other side will come to take revenge."
"Hmph, we are on Mount Maoshan, why should I be afraid of them?" When Tongxuan saw that all the ghost insects were burned, he lost all fear and acted like a Taoist who was afraid of no one.
"Yes, your two senior brothers were ambushed by the enemy on Mount Mao. If you don't retreat, I will. Bye." I grabbed Shen Bing and was about to leave.
"Wait, Master Xi, don't argue with my junior brother, please give us a hand." Tongjue shouted from behind.
At this moment, two of the three of them were injured. Without my help, how could Tongxuan, who only knew how to show off, lead the two brothers away? At this moment, Tongxuan seemed to be blushing at my sarcasm. Without saying a word, he bent down and picked up Tongwu. I went forward, pulled Tongjue up and carried him on my back, and went down the mountain the same way.
But just after walking a few steps down, suddenly a fire started in front of him. In an instant, the flames flew and burned all the surrounding trees, flowers and plants!
My heart tightened, the Yin Wood Fire!