So we both ran to the river at 3am. Shen Bing really wanted to catch some fish, but I was thinking about a couple's bath. We stripped naked on the riverbank, except for our underwear.
Shen Bing screamed immediately: "You are a hooligan, you are naked in front of girls..." She turned around quickly.
"How can you go into the water without taking off your clothes? What's the relationship between us? Why do you still care about this? I really suspect you are a primitive human!" I laughed and dived into the river.
I emerged from the water, wiped the water off my face, and shouted to her, "The flashlight is not waterproof, remember to be careful when you come down."
Shen Bing nodded with a sad face, but she circled on the river bank and refused to come down. I knew she didn't dare to take off her clothes, but it was inconvenient to go into the water with clothes on, and she was worrying about it. I smiled and went under the water to catch fish.
When I was a kid, Sanmao, Wang Zijun and I were good friends. We were only seven or eight years old and we often played in the river. Thinking back to those days, we were so happy and innocent. But now, Sanmao has been reincarnated, Wang Zijun has gone to the south, and the rest of us have grown up and we don’t keep in touch with each other. I don’t know how we are doing now. Alas, things are unpredictable.
She sighed as she touched the fish. She unexpectedly touched a fish, but it slipped away. She calmed down and tried for a while. Finally, she caught a fish weighing about two kilograms. It came out of the water and she threw it to Shen Bing. She happily reached out to catch it, but the fish was very slippery and she couldn't catch it. It jumped down the river bank. She chased it clumsily, but suddenly her feet slipped and she fell into the river.
The flashlight sank into the water, and everything in front of me went dark. I laughed and swam to her. She poked her head out of the water, spit out a mouthful of water, and complained: "You played a trick on me on purpose, you have to compensate me, you have to compensate me..."
I hugged her and said with a smile, "Okay, tell me how to compensate you."
She trembled in my arms, sank down in a hurry, and slipped out of my arms. I thought to myself, with your few tricks in the swimming pool, how can you compare to my swimming skills that I have practiced in the river? I dived down and chased her, grabbed her feet in a few seconds, pulled her into my arms, and held her tightly in my arms.
It was just a joke, but when the soft flesh pressed against my body, my heartbeat became violent, and I felt Shen Bing's body getting hot. My throat became dry, and an irresistible impulse ignited in my heart.
She suddenly hugged me tightly with her backhand, and I felt my whole body boiling as fire!
After being together underwater for a long time, they came to the surface feeling out of breath, staring at each other breathlessly. In the darkness, they could vaguely see a pair of dark eyes on the other side, and unknowingly took off her clothes. When he touched her smooth and tender skin, the last line of defense in his heart collapsed.
We had just kissed passionately when a fish suddenly jumped out of the water, splashing water on our faces. Shen Bing seemed to be awakened, and quickly pushed me away, frantically looking for clothes that had drifted far away.
I stood there for a while like a fool, feeling like I was dreaming, we almost tasted the forbidden fruit with water as our bed. Thinking of the word forbidden fruit, I couldn't help but laugh, what era is it now, what kind of forbidden fruit is there that can't be forbidden. Damn it, it's all because of this fish, I spit out the fruit that was in my mouth.
I turned around, dived into the water in the direction where the fish jumped out, and felt around with my hands. I really touched a fish, it was so big, more than a foot long. Hehe, I will have fish soup cooked by my mother tomorrow morning!
As it turned out, this thing was very slippery, and its waist was very thick, so it escaped even after several attempts. I was just chasing it, but I bumped into a head, which scared me to death. Is there a body in the water? I quickly emerged from the water and found Shen Bing holding a fish in one hand and rubbing her head with the other hand, crying in pain. Uh, I just collided with her.
"Hey, hey, fish..." The fish in Shen Bing's hand slipped out, and I jumped forward and slapped the thing onto the shore.
We climbed ashore and vaguely saw a big black fish jumping around on the ground in the darkness. Shen Bing bent down to catch it, but it slid to the side. I followed suit and it also slipped away. Damn, it's quite smart, is it a fish spirit? We both tried to catch it, but we bumped our heads several times and still couldn't catch it.
We were so tired that we squatted there to catch our breath, but we found that the fish had stopped jumping and seemed to be resting. I immediately got scared and jumped up like a toad, but before I landed, the fish jumped away again. I couldn't help but get angry. I couldn't even catch a fish that jumped onto the shore in the middle of the night. Is there anything more embarrassing than this
Shen Bing held me back and whispered, "This fish seems to be quite intelligent. Why don't we make a detour and attack it by surprise?"
I blinked my eyes. This felt as difficult as catching a monkey. Are we catching fish or monkeys
We followed her instructions and tiptoed to the sides, feeling very interesting. When we got close to the fish, it didn't react. We both pounced on it at the same time, holding it down with our four hands, but our heads collided violently.
"Bang", very loud!
On the way back, Shen Bing pouted and complained: "I got a big bump on my head. You have to compensate me for my youth, you have to compensate me for my beauty..."
Oh, the old words come to my mind again. I told her, "I have two big bumps on my head, which means I have lost both your youth and your beauty."
"Pfft, really? Then I feel balanced."
Even though it was a mess, the fish was heavy to carry, estimated to be around four or five pounds. It could be cooked into two dishes: braised fish meat and the fish head could be used to make soup.
I was refining ghost teeth in the house, and Shen Bing was not sleeping either, she was happily killing fish in the yard. But she was busy outside for a while, and then came back with the fish. I found her face was covered with mud, and she was crying and said, "This fish is as bad as you. I didn't kill it, but kicked me a few times."
I almost fell on the stove when I heard this. Do your fish have feet
I tried hard to hold back my laughter and asked her to help me watch the stove while I went outside to slaughter the fish. But when I picked up the fish, I saw under the light that the tail was white with spots on it, as red as blood, which was very strange. When I took a closer look, I found that these blood-red spots were actually in the shape of words!
Three clear words: Wu Deyin!
How could there be words on the fish's tail? Could Xiao Long Nu be living at the bottom of the river again, playing a guessing game with Yang Guo? Damn, she couldn't have carved the wrong words. Wu Deyin, it sounds more like Uncle Yinzi's name. His name is Wu Deyin.
When I thought of this, I glared. Could this be the rebirth fish? I think this thing is very difficult to catch. If we were not so skilled, we would not be able to catch it. This fish is really weird.
I ran out the door with the fish in my hand, and Shen Bing chased after me: "What are you doing? Are you going to release it?"
"Go ask that dead rat!"