The old lady was stunned for a long time before she patted her chest and recovered. You said that people are afraid of ghosts, but in fact, ghosts are also afraid of people, especially those who can see them. She pulled back and asked me, "Are you... a yin and yang master?"
Hey, this old lady is quite smart. It seems that she was a superstitious person when she was alive and knows all this. I chuckled and said, "Yes, I am a yin and yang master. I just happened to pass by. Just give me some face and stop playing tricks on these two old people."
When the old lady heard this, she curled her lips and looked at the two old men who were fighting each other again. She snorted and said, "These two old guys are so wicked. They are so old, but they don't care about their reputation. They just play chess, but they peed on the ground and splashed my goddaughter. Do you think they should suffer a little?"
So that's why. I find it a little ridiculous. If you say that elderly people are too lazy to go to the public toilet, then it is understandable. Although it is wrong to urinate in the park, it is much better than those drunk young people urinating in the street, right
Nowadays, people and dogs are not differentiated. At night, young people who have drunk too much horse urine at roadside barbecue and draft beer stalls will unzip their pants and pee on the electric poles. Don't you worry that the electric poles will conduct electricity and your thing will be disabled by electricity? Even more infuriating, some people will stand on the side of the road and shoot water guns at pedestrians. Even dogs don't bother to do this, so how can they do it
I smiled and said to her, "How about this, I'll apologize to your goddaughter on behalf of the two old people. Tomorrow I'll burn some paper money at the intersection nearby as an apology."
Seeing that I was sincere, the old lady lost her fear and nodded in satisfaction: "You are a very good young man, so I will give you face. However, my goddaughter is going to the underworld tomorrow, and I am worried that I don't have money to bribe the reincarnation manager. Don't burn paper money, burn some gold ingots instead, which are convenient to carry with you."
The requirements are quite high. Of course, gold ingots are more valuable than paper money, but folding them is too tiring. Fortunately, my mother often makes these things at home to worship our ancestors, so I can ask her to help.
But I still asked the old lady: "I heard that the underworld has been cleaned up and bribes are not allowed. It won't work if I bring gold ingots with me, right?"
"Hey, young people are well-informed." The old lady looked at me in surprise and said, "But you don't know, that's all on the surface. No one goes there to give gifts directly. As long as you send gold ingots to the bank and deposit them into the account of the manager, they will understand and get what they want done."
Damn his second uncle, he just transferred the money directly into the leader's account. Generally, nothing will happen and no one will check the account. Isn't this still a nest of black crows? Thinking of the bank's boss, I get angry. I wonder if he has also been driven out of the underworld. As long as there are such mud legs stirring up the mess, the muddy water will never become clear.
I touched my nose and said, "Then I'll ask you to do me a favor and burn more gold ingots tomorrow."
"What is it?"
The old lady asked me this, but I couldn't answer it. You said she could go to the underworld to inquire about the matter of Grandpa Taizu. Can she do it? Not to mention the vast sea of ghosts in the underworld, it is harder to find a ghost than to find a bubble of urine in the sea. Just say that what Grandpa Taizu did this time must have become a big taboo in the underworld. I guess Xicheng's name is not allowed to be mentioned again. Where can I ask