"Who are you? Where is Xifeng? Why did this guy sell me out?" The dead rat stared at the two of us with anger in his little eyes.
Shen Bing burst out laughing: "Who would want to sell you to someone as lazy and greedy as you?"
I also joined in: "You said you don't have any meat on you, how much can you sell it for?"
The dead rat was stunned, turned to look at me and then at Shen Bing, with a look of surprise on his face. He asked us stupidly: "Who are you? Why do you sound like Xi Feng and Shen Bing?"
His ears are not deaf, but he just can't recognize us. It shows that Grandpa Taizu's shape-changing technique is so powerful that it can even fool the eyes of a dead mouse.
I held back my laughter and said, "My name is Hao Ziye."
Shen Bing blinked, not understanding the origin of this random name I came up with. I turned around and whispered in her ear: "Hao Ziye, isn't that Master Haozi?"
"Oh, I'm his sister, my name is Hao Zinai."
Oh, it’s Prince’s milk.
The dead rat was not stupid. He knew it was a trick. He gnashed his teeth and said angrily, "Where did these two little bastards come from? How dare you take advantage of me? Do you believe that I will turn you into rats?"
It's not bragging. If it really gets angry, it will definitely make us grandsons. I winked at Shen Bing and told her not to be so stubborn. A wise man will not suffer a loss in front of him.
"A man named Xifeng bought us a mirror and gave us a pointy-headed ghost. He said that if the little mouse in the mirror doesn't obey, the pointy-headed ghost will set it on fire and burn it to death."
When I said this, the dead mouse immediately gave in. One thing overcomes another, and what it feared was Yin Wood Fire. The dead mouse rolled its eyes and asked, "What about Xi Feng? Where did he go?"
"I don't know." Shen Bing and I shook our heads.
The dead rat frowned, scratched his head and muttered to himself: "Where can I find them? His ancestors asked me to pass on a message..."
When I heard this, I was no longer pretending, I ran over and asked, "What did the ancestor ask you to tell me?"
The dead rat looked at me and suddenly laughed, "Little bastards, it turns out you used the Black Egg Shape-changing Technique. I almost got fooled by you."
Shen Bing said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense and tell me what the ancestor told you to say, or I'll let the pointy-headed ghost burn off your beard."
The dead rat shrank back in fear and shook his paw quickly: "I was just testing you. Your ancestors didn't send me any message at all..."
This made us angry, Shen Bing picked up the mop and started beating him hard, and the dead rat held his head and dodged back and forth on the sofa. Finally, I understand what it means to run away with your head in your hands.
"Stop, stop, I'm telling you the truth." The dead rat finally surrendered, and Shen Bing stopped mopping. "Your ancestor couldn't find you, so he asked me to look for you. If he finds you, let me meet him on the first day of next month and pass on a message to you. He also said that the Chief Executive is very angry during this period, and asked you not to show up again, otherwise you will be arrested and thrown into the Niliwan Water Prison."
I nodded and said, "Maybe the ancestor knew that we used the shapeshifting technique, so he asked the dead rat to find us. But I just can't understand why the ancestor still trusts this bastard so much, he almost got killed last time."
"Are you done?" I asked.
"Now that we've finished talking, shouldn't we reward him with a roast chicken?" asked the dead rat, licking his face.
"I'll reward you with a Yin Wood Fire. Shen Bing, go call out the pointed-headed ghost and burn it to death, so that it won't betray us again in the future." I said loudly and angrily.
"No, no, I've already been too modest, why don't you believe me?" The dead rat actually started crying, crying and saying: "If I were to harm you again, would your ancestors believe me?"
Hearing that he was very sincere, I touched my nose. Now I am hiding from the limelight and can't get any information, just like a blind man. Keeping it in the human world and the underworld, I can find out about it anywhere, and it is not easy to arouse suspicion in the underworld, so I will just trust it again.