As soon as I heard this nonsense, the good image of this guy that I had just established in my mind immediately disappeared without a trace. It seems that this is similar to Tongjue and his fellow disciples. Their Taoist cultivation is not low, but they are rote learning and memorizing, pedantic, and can't see that it is an evil spirit, so they just randomly put it in Wutongshen. Why don't you say that it is the Bull Demon King who has come
The Five Gods of the East are called evil gods, lustful gods, and five rampant gods in Jiangnan. There are different opinions about their origins. Some say they represent the "Five Xian Gods" of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. They are Xiancong, Xianming, Xianzheng, Xianzhi, and Xiande; some say they are the five sons of the God of Mount Tai, all of whom are gods of fire. Some say they are ghosts of Liuzhou, or that they were transformed into demons after Zhu Yuanzhang paid tribute to the five dead in the war. There is also an even more evil legend that they are Japanese pirates who harassed Jiangnan during the Ming Dynasty.
In any case, these five guys were definitely not good people. Later, four of them were killed and only one was left. But people still call him the Five-Directional God. Like the Black Killing God, he is an evil god who is extremely difficult to mess with.
This kid is so shameless when he makes up lies. Wutongshen is the evil god from the south of the Yangtze River, and Heisha Shen is from the north. They are from the south and the north, and they usually don't make guest appearances. How could the evil spirit come here? I couldn't help but feel a little contempt for him.
"What is Wutongshen?" Because the ancient books of Maoshan recorded that this evil god was at the end, and Shen Bing hadn't seen it yet, so he didn't understand and asked me quietly.
In order to embarrass the boy, I deliberately said loudly: "That is the lewd god of Jiangnan, who specializes in harming people's wives and daughters. He will not run to the north and fall in love with a little boy."
Sure enough, the boy blushed slightly, opened his eyes, and stared at me unfriendly, as if I had exposed his lie and made him lose face. He smiled evilly and said, "Are you Zhao Chengshi's cousin?"
I thought to myself that I was his great-uncle, but I replied, "Yes."
"From what you said just now, are you also a Yin-Yang master?" The boy's accent had a slight northeastern flavor.
I shook my head and said, "No, I'm in charge of looking after the bodies at the crematorium."
Shen Bing blinked at me, as if saying, why do you have to pretend to be Zhao Chengshi when there are other options? Isn't it a bit creepy
"Oh, you were in the same industry as Zhao Chengshi when he was alive. Then how do you know what Wutongshen is? Did Zhao Chengshi teach you?" The boy looked very old-fashioned and really deserved a beating.
“No.” I shook my head again. “I read about it in Liao Zhai, and then I looked it up on the Internet. I finally understood where Wutongshen is.”
This kid almost fainted after hearing what I said. He coughed twice and said, "Then do you know that the Five Gods often come to the north to do evil? Although they are from the south of the Yangtze River, they rarely come to the north because of inconvenient transportation in ancient times. Now with airplanes and trains, isn't it easy to come to the north?"
Oh my god, what a bullshit logic, you think Wutongshen can't run fast like ordinary wild ghosts. That thing is the same as Hanba, it can travel a thousand miles a day, no matter what time it is, they will not take a plane or a train, running to the north is like playing. But the evil gods also have different territories, the north is ruled by the Black Killing God, so Wutongshen can't come here to make trouble.
I slapped my head and pretended to understand and said, "Oh, you mean it's like the South-to-North Water Diversion Program, where they are transferred here."
When everyone outside the door heard this, they burst into laughter. Everyone could tell that what I said was bullshit.