The car accident was so horrible that my head almost exploded. We both fell to the ground, holding our heads for a long time without knowing which direction the ground was. Because all I could see were stars, no matter where I looked, it was the sky.
"Dongdong..."
The earth-shaking footsteps of the dead Zongzi made me sober up. I quickly rang the bell, turned over and got up to see that the person who had collided with me was Mr. Shi. There was a big red swelling on his forehead, and blood was oozing out. It looked both scary and funny.
"Mr. Shi, where are they?" I said as I carried Shen Bing back on my back.
"They got separated." Mr. Shi rubbed his forehead and slowly got up.
"There is a zongzi behind, let's go this way." I pointed the way.
"I just ran over from here. There was a mandrill on this road and I was almost eaten by it." Mr. Shi said anxiously.
Listening to the intermittent jumping sounds behind me, I was a little dumbfounded. This road was blocked. We really had no way to go up or down. Just as I was thinking of a plan, I saw Mr. Shi's face change and told me that the mandrill was chasing us and we had to run. Fuck him, where are you running to
Mr. Shi hurriedly entered the tunnel on the left without even asking for advice. I thought that this tunnel was narrow and would be a good place to deal with zombies. Although the zombies could bend, they were not as flexible as humans. I still had a few grains of sticky rice in my pocket, so I hoped to kill them with this terrain.
So he followed him in and told Mr. Shi that there was a dead end ahead and he should be careful when walking and not hit his forehead again. This reminder came a little late. Now it was pitch black in front of him and the cave ceiling was getting lower and lower. He was not careful and hit his forehead on the cave ceiling, groaning in pain.
After walking forward in the dark for a while, Mr. Shi said that we had reached the end. I put Shen Bing on the ground. Since the cave ceiling was low, it was too uncomfortable to bend over and carry someone on our backs. We squatted on the ground, panting, and listened for a while with our heads tilted. The dead zongzi didn't follow us, so it might not jump in. The mandrill that Mr. Shi mentioned didn't move either. I suspected that this guy had become a frightened bird, and the mandrill didn't come at all, which scared him out of his wits.
I breathed a sigh of relief and asked him how he got into this cave.
Mr. Shi was very angry when he heard this and said, "It's all Lu Fei's fault. This kid caused all the trouble." I was stunned. This kid is not much worse than us in terms of Taoism and cleverness. How did he get into trouble? I hurriedly asked the reason.
Mr. Shi said that he had heard that there were mandrills in this area, and that these creatures have very sensitive noses at night, and can come immediately if they smell fireworks. Lu Fei caught two pheasants before dark, and wanted to make a fire to barbecue them after dark. Mr. Shi advised him not to make a fire, so as not to attract mandrills. But Lu Fei didn't listen, and said that he was waiting for the mandrill to come, and he saw so many children being harmed by it along the way, so he just wanted to get rid of it.
This is good. Lu Fei and Wang Zijun made a fire, and before the pheasant was cooked, the mandrill came. Mr. Shi thought Lu Fei was very capable, but he was beaten to a pulp after only two rounds with the mandrill. Mr. Shi went up and was also beaten to the ground. He was no match for the mandrill at all. They had no choice but to flee in panic. It was too late to go up the mountain, so they had to retreat into this underground cave.
It was Lu Fei's idea to go into the cave, saying that the thousand human skins had been taken care of and there was no danger below. But when they came in, they were blocked by mandrills. They ran around in the dark and scattered. Mr. Shi didn't know where the three children were. When he said this, his tone was full of worry.
I comforted him and told him not to worry too much, there was probably only one Zongzi in the cave, and since we had led the mandrill here, the children should be safe. Having said that, I was actually completely unsure, who knew if there were other evil spirits in the cave. This place gave me too many questions, it looked like a tomb, and also like a den for evil sects to worship ghosts.
Mr. Shi also consoled himself by saying that his three daughters were born strong, so he gave each of them a more exciting nickname: the Big King of Hell, the Second King of Hell, and the Third King of Hell.
I almost fainted when I heard this. Is this a name for a girl? Boys are all suspected of being unlucky. Is the King of Hell just a random name? Anyone with this name must have a tough fate. It will bring misfortune to their parents! Damn, their mother must have died. She must have been killed.
Mr. Shi sighed and said that he had long since figured out that the child would sooner or later bring death to his parents. Fortunately, he was not afraid because of his Taoist skills. Unfortunately, his wife could not escape this disaster. This was all destined by God, and his family would not have a good ending.
After hearing this, I felt a sour taste in my heart. It is a pity that a Yin-Yang master cannot change the fate of his relatives. For example, our Xi family is a living example. Alas, we are doing this business. In fact, to put it bluntly, we are working for the underworld. Our fate is controlled by the Chief Executive. He wants us to die at three o'clock in the morning and we must not live until dawn. I am the only one who changed my form twice, which is against the will of heaven. I don't know how many times I will be thrown into the oil pan after being caught by the underworld
Living is a kind of pain, and death is even more tormenting. As the saying goes, it is better to live a miserable life than to die a good death. Let's just mess around.
Mr. Shi seemed to be thinking of his deceased wife and worried about the safety of his children, so he remained silent for a while. I was also thinking a lot, and I felt that what happened after I came to the Northeast was too bizarre, and I could not sort out my thoughts and find a clear clue.
“Dong... Dong..." The footsteps of the dead Zongzi sounded again. It sounded not too far away, and my heart suddenly trembled.
Mr. Shi asked in surprise: "Are zombies coming?"
I said "hmm" and rang the soul-catching bell a few times to slow down the pace of this damn thing. I quickly pulled Shen Bing onto my back and prepared to escape. But this was a dead end, and the way was blocked by the dead zongzi. How could I escape
"There seems to be a hole behind me..." Mr. Shi shouted excitedly.
This is undoubtedly good news, and it gives me a glimmer of hope. Listening to Mr. Shi's rustling sound behind me, as if he had gone in, I wondered what Lu Fei had done. He was such a fool that he didn't realize there was a way out this morning.
"Come in quickly. The entrance is not too big. Hand your girlfriend over first." Mr. Shi said from behind.
I unloaded Shen Bing first, turned around and felt around a few times. Sure enough, there was a hole as big as a dog hole at the bottom left corner of the stone wall. It was too hidden. If I hadn't squatted here for a while, it would have been difficult to find. So I dragged Shen Bing over and sent him in. Mr. Shi took him away, and I climbed in after him.
He took out two talismans and pasted them on the edge of the cave entrance before crawling forward. This narrow cave was only three or four meters long. After this section, you will enter a spacious tunnel where you can stand up straight. Just when he wanted to pull Shen Bing onto his back, he found that his hand was empty.
At this moment, a chill suddenly surged around him, and Mr. Shi screamed in surprise: "The mandrill is coming, let's run." Following the scream, the guy ran away in a flash.
Oh my god, I haven’t found Shen Bing yet. Where did you put her, you bastard