In a daze, I seemed to feel like I was soaking in cool spring water, and my whole body felt comfortable.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that I was sitting in a large bathtub, naked. Although the water was icy cold, I didn't feel uncomfortable at all.
This is a wooden house, decorated in an antique style. There are ancient mythical beasts carved between the windows and dark tables. There is an incense burner on a sandalwood eight-immortal table, burning three incense sticks. There is an ink painting on the wall, which depicts a Taoist priest wearing a Taoist hat, with a sword on his back and a pair of bright eyes. But I always feel that there is an evil spirit when I look at it.
It was daylight outside. Through the small wooden window, all I could see were towering pine trees. The environment was elegant and I felt comfortable in my heart.
Where is this
I scratched my nose and thought for a long time, who put me in the bathtub to take a bath? Oh, who am I
Damn, I was confused when I thought of this. I don't even know my name or where I came from. Did I lose my memory? When I thought of this question, I felt miserable. Losing my head doesn't matter. How can I lose my memory so easily? If I can't remember anything, am I an idiot
My nose was pulled red, and I couldn't remember anything before I woke up. All I remembered was everything I saw when I woke up.
I’m done, I’m really going to become an idiot!
Just when I was worrying, the door suddenly opened and a woman dressed very pretty walked in. She looked to be in her early twenties and very pretty. She twisted her hips, swayed her towering breasts, and had a charming smile on her face that was simply so charming that it was easy to kill.
My buddy was taking a shower naked, and suddenly his whole body was boiling with excitement. He was so scared that he quickly covered his private parts. He stared at the other person with a burning face, his heart was beating hard, and his lips were a little dry.
"Hey, your face is blushing. Are you still a man?" The girl's voice was so seductive that it made my face feel even hotter.
I rolled my eyes, stared at her warily and asked, "Who are you?"
"I am Ruhua, how come you even forgot about me?"
Why does the name sound so familiar? I just can't remember it for the moment. My friend has a good point, he won't waste time on things he can't remember. I smiled awkwardly: "I forgot."
"You are so heartless. You got lost in the mountains and stayed at my place for many days. We slept in the same pillow for more than ten days, and you can't even remember who I am?" She became angry, staring at me with a pair of charming eyes, but with a different charm.
I pulled my nose again, thinking this was too outrageous. I got lost in the mountains, and then I lived with her and slept with her? I looked down at my private parts, could this be true? If it was true, I wouldn't be at a disadvantage. With her appearance, she should be worthy of me, right
"Hehe, did I ever tell you who I am?" I asked with a frown.
"Yes, you said your name is Donnie Yen and you are from Hong Kong."
I covered my face because this sentence suddenly reminded me of a movie. Yes, it was a Hong Kong movie. I admired Donnie Yen very much. How could I be him? Also, the name Ruhua also reminded me. Wasn't that the disgusting guy in Stephen Chow's movie? Damn it, why did she call me such a soothing name? I felt the boiling energy in my body disappear.
"Did I tell you anything else?"