When the warrior saw a beautiful woman talking to him in a soft voice, his bones went soft for a moment.
Finally, he knew that the person in front of him was also a cultivator with considerable strength, but he still said with a lecherous look, "My lady, the spruce forest is quite far away, and you are taking the wrong road. You should start from the east gate. It's a long detour to go from here."
Then he pointed in a direction and said, "It's over there."
The beauty brushed her hair softly, bringing with her a reverie-inducing fragrance, smiled sweetly, revealing a dimple, and said coquettishly, "Really... Well, since we've already taken the wrong path, let's just make the best of it. We can still get there by going around this way or that. Well, we can also pick some sunflowers on the way here. It's worth the trip."
"Well, beautiful lady, be careful along the way."
"Thank you for letting me know, I will definitely treat you to a drink when I come back."
The beauty winked at him and took out her pass. The warrior approached her with ulterior motives and looked at the beauty's name, his face intoxicated.
"Kong Piaoyun."
The beauty had left for a long time, but the warrior guarding the gate was still sighing: "What a good name. It's so poetic... Those breasts, that butt, that waist, that face, that skin, those long legs, that hair... That twist, tsk tsk tsk... Hey..."
The last sigh was obviously a lament that he had little chance.
The so-called treating you to a drink is just a polite remark by everyone. If you take it seriously, you lose!
…
In the wilderness, the beauty rushed out for 400 miles and now found herself in a rocky mountain. She hurriedly found a hole and crawled into it, as if she had to pee urgently...
After entering, the beautiful woman sighed softly.
"Fuck! My waist hurts from twisting my butt. Being a man is not easy, and being a woman is even harder... I'm just twisting my butt every day, and I'm going to have lumbar muscle strain..."
After saying that, he stretched out his hand and pulled down his cloud-like hair, revealing a shiny bald head.
He waved his hands again and again, and the dense true energy was released, gathering together all the fragrance emanating from his body. Then he buried everything in the ground, including his clothes, until he was completely naked. Only then did he change into new clothes.
He grabbed the two oversized buns that were stuffed in front of his chest and took a bite.
"Oh shit, it smells like perfume, I can't eat it, what a waste, it's already on the plate, oh, I have to throw it away..."
Then he buried it underground.
After being fully dressed again and wearing special leather boots made of star beast skin, Zuo Xiaoduo immediately regained the image of the handsome and elegant squad leader Zuo. However, the most eye-catching thing was still the shining bald head.
Zuo Xiaoduo thought about it, then casually grabbed out seventeen or eighteen wigs from the space ring, and finally chose one with a 3:7 split. He carefully covered his scalp with it, tidied it with his hands, and took out a small mirror to look at himself.
"I'm not looking at the looks, I'm looking at the physiognomy. Oh my god, he's so handsome!"
But then it became a little gloomy.
There was a dark cloud on his face.
"It has a big breast bra!" Zuo Xiaoduo said with a sigh, "But it looks like there is no danger. Maybe, the danger turns into a blessing. I got something after falling off the cliff. I can't stop suppressing the fetal breath for 300 times and upgrading. I can't stop suppressing the Dan Yuan for 300 times and upgrading..."
Take out your cell phone and turn it on.
Suddenly, a series of messages came in a ding-dong sound.
From top to bottom, in order.
Gao Qiaoer: Be careful!
Wu Qing: Be careful.
Gao Zhiyun: Be careful.
Mrs. Gao: Don’t go out!
Wu Yi: Be careful.
Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes were fixed.
So many people reminded me... It seems that the news of my leaving has touched people's hearts so much.
At the same time, I felt deeply moved and somewhat conflicted.
Except for Vice Principal Gao and Mrs. Gao, everyone else... It's better not to remind me. You guys are making me feel uncomfortable...
Speaking of the underworld, the most difficult thing to deal with is this: having a grudge against this family, but having a friendship with someone in this family, and that person has helped you...
This is very uncomfortable.
It would be better if we just showed our hostility... What should we do now
Zuo Xiaoduo felt a little melancholy.
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Nian Nian Cat: Dog, what are you doing
Nian Nian Cat: Dog, dog, dog, dog!
Mother: Dog? Do you miss me
Father: I will create a group to try out the new function. If you are really busy, don't reply. Remember to set it to silent mode. Remember, unless it is absolutely safe, you must put your phone in the space ring and don't take it out easily.
Father invites you to join the group chat.
Confirm to join.
Mother: You dog! Little Duoyu! You are free to fly when you get out, right? You called me four or five times and then there was no news? Are you going to fly? Are you going to the sky
Father: I beat you four or five times? When
Mother: Get out of here!
Father: Damn it, we only talked on the phone once, and I was the one who called you? You are amazing! Father will take note of this!
The obedient little Duoduo: Hehehehe…
Mother: Hey, what? Where are you
The class is about to start, I am on my way to the classroom. There are still 27 meters, 31 centimeters and 10 millimeters to the classroom.
Mother: …
Father: …
Mother: Go to class. Check the group chat if you have nothing to do.
The obedient little Duoduo: Okay, Mom, I miss you so much, baji baji, I want to kiss you, hug you and lift you up high...
Father: rolling eyes expression.
Mother: I will make you leek and vermicelli dumplings next time I come back.
Well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: drooling expression.
Mother: Go to class.
The well-behaved and obedient little Duoduo: I will take my leave now, and I wish my father the Emperor and my mother good health.
Father: Get out!
After closing the chat group, setting it to silent mode and putting the phone back into the ring, Zuo Xiaoduo became more energetic.
Before the action, Zuo Xiaoduo was able to chat with his parents for a while, and he felt happy and peaceful in his heart.
What's more, I am even more afraid of death!
I want to live, live for a long time, and catch all those bastards.
I also want to find medicine, discover countless rare treasures, and then become the richest man in the continent!
After I have made enough money and become the best in the world, I will deposit my massive wealth and astronomical sums of money into the bank and live on the huge interest every day!
Then Tiantian and Nian Nian cat fought on the bed!
If you lose the fight, give her one million.
If you win, you won’t give it to me!
Hey Hey…
Then I should win every day, hahahaha… useless fun!
As Zuo Xiaoduo thought about it, he couldn't help but laugh obscenely.
"How about changing it to, if you lose a game, you take off one piece of clothing... This way, it doesn't matter if I win or lose, it's all my advantage... Hahahaha..."
Squinting his eyes and thinking about this scene, Zuo Xiaoduo felt that his Yan Yang Zhen Jing suddenly erupted, and all the heat was concentrated in his crotch...
"I'll try wearing the steel plate after I get back. I heard that cultivators are much better than ordinary people. I'm afraid mine is even better. I think wearing the steel plate will be a piece of cake!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was naturally happy to be able to communicate with his parents across the air, but he also felt regretful.
Unfortunately, Nian Nian Cat didn’t speak during the group chat. It seemed that he was very busy. He only found time to send me a message and then put away his phone
"As a master, I love petting cats the most. I have traveled thousands of miles, regardless of the wind and rain. I have two hammers and a spirit cat in my hands. I stroll freely in the wilderness to find magical herbs. When I achieve the highest level of success, I will contract the bank..."
Zuo Xiaoduo muttered his great ideals, rushed into the dense forest, and began his first mission trip.
The meteorites from the sky continued to fall like shooting stars, without beginning or end, smashing the entire earth into a cloud of dust.
The ironwood forest to the north where Zuo Xiaoduo is now is hard in texture. Although it grows slowly, its vitality is particularly tenacious. Unless it is a particularly large meteorite, it cannot be knocked down or broken.
What’s even more special is that in this forest there grow miraculously straight ironwood trees that have never been hit by big rocks!
For Shusheng, this is the treatment of being a child of destiny.
"north."
"Timulin."
"There is a high probability that the Resurrection Grass exists, but it grows underground, so it is hard to find traces of it!"
Zuo Xiaoduo strolled in the ironwood forest and, as Li Chenglong had said, searched the ground carefully, hoping to find some traces.
“Whoosh!”
Zuo Xiaoduo turned around and pinched a colorful snake with two fingers. The snake had a triangular head and looked very disgusting. Its tongue was very long. Even though it was pinched by seven inches, it still spit out a more than three-foot-long tongue that emitted a fishy smell. There were also sharp thorns on its tongue, which stabbed straight into Zuo Xiaoduo's arm!
It was obviously a counterattack in time of danger. If Zuo Xiaoduo had dodged or even thrown it far away, it would have escaped.
So vicious!
"You actually want to bite me!"
Zuo Xiaoduo was furious. As soon as he thought about it, the Yan Yang magic skill suddenly emerged and he instantly turned into a red-hot human-shaped iron block.
“Squeak~~~~~~”
The three-foot-long snake's tongue wrapped around Zuo Xiaoduo's arm like a pillar. Before he could make any further moves, smoke rose with a sizzling sound.
The rainbow snake, which was said to never make a sound, let out a shrill scream and its tongue quickly loosened, but a considerable part of it was already stuck to Zuo Xiaoduo's arm. The entire tongue was covered with huge blisters!
The snake's tongue became swollen and was thicker than its body. It was dragged outside and could no longer be retracted.
The Rainbow Serpent was burned so much that tears almost came out. What kind of monster is this!
After finally finding its prey, it wanted to take a bite, but when it bit down, the snake's head was almost completely cooked, with blisters hanging on it like bells. Each blister was bigger than the snake's head, and there were more than forty such blisters on its three-foot-long tongue!
At first glance it looks like a bunch of grapes...
Zuo Xiaoduo threw the Rainbow Snake to the ground with his hands: "Today I will show mercy and let you live."
The snake fled in panic.
It had a body more than four feet long, dragging a tongue more than three feet long. It had only walked a few meters when one of its blisters was broken, and the whole snake curled up in spasm for a while, rolling on the ground in pain.
Still walk a few more meters, wear out another one, walk a few more meters...
He had only walked a few dozen meters when he was already lying on the ground with his belly up, motionless. He was just twitching for a while, and then he was completely motionless.
There was a rustling sound in the grass.
But all the rainbow snakes were scrambling to escape!
(End of this chapter)