The Unconventional Legend

Chapter 651: By the way, I'll get some cosmetics [First update! ]

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There's a standoff here.

Over there, the Three Purities and Seven Swordsmen of the Taoist Alliance rushed over in a hurry to try to stop the fight.

I have to persuade you. When are you going to have a decisive battle? What are you doing

But when they arrived, they found that the great wizards of the Witch Alliance had already retreated.

It is said that the Great Flood Wizard learned about this during his retreat and ordered his men to return...

The Great Wizard of Flood said it very clearly: You Dongtian wants these things because we didn't give them to him. That proves that he wants them, and he will come to steal them if he wants them; who can you blame if you don't see them

Several great witches were so aggrieved that they wanted to die. We were sure to prevent the little thieves. But who could prevent the king of the right side

I had to go back.

We'll settle this account later!

So the Three Purities and Seven Swordsmen came to nothing.

But since I'm here, I have to sit down and teach this junior You Dongtian a lesson.

Tell him what he can and cannot say! What he can and cannot do!

How can you bear it if you are startled every day

but…

After they met, the Three Pure Ones and Seven Swordsmen scolded You Dongtian for a while relying on their seniority. Then the originally obedient Right Heavenly King expressed sincerely.

I accept all criticisms and accusations.

I did this on impulse!

I admit my mistake!

But, can you, the Taoist Alliance, provide me with some support

Otherwise, I have to go to the Taoist Alliance to look for them... It's really troublesome!

The Three Purities and Seven Swordsmen were so angry that they fell backwards!

It turns out that you are not only planning to rob the Wu Alliance, but also our Taoist Alliance!

"What do you want?" Taoist Lei was so angry that his beard was trembling, but what can you do facing such a tough guy

"I just want some cosmetics..."

You Dongtian rubbed his hands and said, "This isn't a big deal, is it?"

Lei Dao asked angrily, "Cosmetics? What cosmetics?"

"Three Heavenly Face Flowers, three Jade Bone Grasses, three Ice Sky Lotuses, and three sections of Snow Jade Lotus Roots."

You Dongtian said: "It's just this little bit, Boss Lei, you won't refuse to give it to me, right?"

brush!

Lei Daoren drew out his sword: "I'll give you this!"

You Dongtian yelled: "I'm telling you, this is what my Aunt Zuo wanted... What's the use of these things I want..."

"Your Aunt Zuo wants it? Really?"

Taoist Lei frowned.

You Dongtian said, "Isn't this just a small thing worth using as a banner? You can just make a phone call and ask. Don't tell me you don't have the contact information."

Taoist Lei frowned for a while and said, "Forget about the phone call... since it's your Aunt Zuo who wants it..."

He tilted his head and looked at Taoist Yun below him: "Give it to him!"

Taoist Yun's face twisted: "Give?"

"Give it to me... Hey."

Taoist Lei felt that his trip was simply... brain-dead!

You Dongtian got what he wanted and everything he got. He was so happy that he couldn't stop thanking.

Taoist Lei frowned, feeling extremely unhappy, and asked in a disapproving tone, "What does your Aunt Zuo want these for? Are you really using them for beauty treatments?"

You Dongtian coughed.

Of course, he didn't dare to say that this was a punishment for using Aunt Zuo's son as bait and ending up losing her son; besides, the fact that Uncle Zuo and Aunt Zuo had a child was top secret...

I know it, and if I tell you that I know it... it's not just a simple matter of finding some ingredients...

I could only laugh dryly: "Why does she want this... How would I know? I don't dare to ask... Would you dare to ask?"

"snort!"

"Look at what you, Your Majesty, have done to your wife. She only cares about beauty treatments every day!" Taoist Lei complained indignantly and waved his hand.

"Walk!"

The top leaders of the Taoist Alliance left in the blink of an eye.

On the way.

The Three Pure Ones and the Seven Swordsmen all felt as if a large fly had eaten their hearts.

What on earth are you here for

"Boss, are we here this time... specifically to deliver cosmetics?" Taoist Yun was unhappy and asked with a distorted face.

Taoist Lei snorted: "Last time you went to his house for dinner, I advised you not to go, but you insisted that we had a good relationship... As a result, you still owe me an enlightenment fruit..."

Taoist Yun's face flushed, he looked extremely embarrassed, and he angrily said, "It's been so many years, and you're still bringing it up!? Your enlightenment fruit is gone!"

The other Taoist priest in apricot yellow robe beside him was also very angry: "Let's not talk about the past!"

"You can ask me not to mention it, but you have to pay off the debt. It doesn't count if you say it's gone. Let's put things one way and one way!" Taoist Lei looked unhappy.

The two had dark faces and remained silent for a long time.

There is only one fruit of enlightenment in the world. Where can we find it for you

Forget it, I'll just say a few words to you...

Alas, I can’t afford to offend anyone here, nor can I afford to offend anyone there. I’ve had enough of this life!

The right-wing king’s battle was shocking!

The entire continent has been turned into a mess. There are only twelve great wizards in the Wizard Alliance, and this time nine of them directly shouted to kill him!

There’s still a great flood wizard who hasn’t come out yet… If he comes out, there will definitely be ten of them!

You Dongtian spoke very toughly on the surface, but he was actually nervous inside.

This time...really, it's a big deal?!

How come even the highest level of the Dao League was alarmed...

this…

It also caused the left-wing king to suffer internal injuries, and it will be difficult for him to fight at full strength for a while...

This is so...

Why!

Looking at the five venerables who were wounded and half dead, You Dongtian put on a happy expression again: "Let's go! Let's go back to heal our wounds and celebrate with a drink!"

"This time, we won a great victory!"

Everyone rolled their eyes.

We won a great victory this time... I feel guilty about saying this!

It should be a big thief who is completely disabled, okay? !

We are your confidants. We didn’t know you were going to steal so many things before we left. How could you be so bold

When You Dongtian was looking for the King of the Left, he discovered that the couple had disappeared without a trace along with eight messengers at some point, and only a voice message was sent to him on his cell phone.

"You Dongtian, don't look for me if you have something to do in the future! Even more so, don't look for me if you don't have anything to do! From now on, I won't recognize you!"

"Grass!"

You Dongtian cursed: "You're still being arrogant."

He immediately took out his phone and called the left-wing king, but there was only a busy tone on the line.

"The number you dialed is currently unavailable."

Damn, this is blacklisted!!

"..." You Dongtian muttered to himself while holding the phone: "It's just a small matter... Is it necessary? Is it necessary to block me?"

"Let's go and have a drink!"

"Why are there so many problems, one by one?"

You Dongtian and his men left cursing.

Behind him, Marshal Dongfang was covered in cold sweat.

It's cold now, and Marshal Dongfang even feels that his sweat has frozen.

Damn, I was scared to death!

A world war almost broke out here!

But what can I do with the limited military strength I have here

"You Dongtian, that son of a bitch!"

Even though his rank was not high enough, Marshal Dongfang did not dare to scold him in person, but in his heart he had already cursed the right-wing superstar to his ancestors!

Can you make it any scarier

Nine great wizards are approaching Sun and Moon Pass!

Fuck you, You Dongtian, you are such a talent, no, a genius...

"Dongfang, do you want to have a drink?" You Dongtian's voice came from outside in the distance.

"No." Marshal Dongfang gritted his teeth and walked to the door: "You Tianwang is thoughtful... If you have something to do next time, go to the south or north... I will be very grateful..."

He stopped talking before he finished speaking.

Because You Dongtian had disappeared long ago.

With a bang, Marshal Dongfang kicked over the chair.

"Fuck you! Go fuck yourself!"

You're already thousands of miles away, and you still ask me if I want to go for a drink... You're nowhere to be seen, so even if I want to go, where can I find you

Can you still be a little sincere

You Dongtian, who had walked a long way, was pulled into a group chat.

In this group, the twelve great wizards stood in neat rows, as did the Seven Swordsmen of the Taoist Alliance and Zuo Tianwang. However, another long-missed figure surprised You Dongtian the most.

"Dad? Why are you here too?" Dongtian Renwoyou.

"I heard that you were very powerful today, so I came here to see how powerful you were."

“Ahem… why are you still using this name… it would be better to change it.” Dongtian Renwoyou.

I feel that it is a bit embarrassing for my father, a high-ranking figure like the Emperor of Picking Stars, to use such a name in a group chat.

After that, the Star-Picking Emperor, who went by the alias Yundan Fengqing, no longer had a chance to speak, and the entire chat group was flooded with messages of condemnation.

The voices and words of the twelve great witches cursing in the streets came like an overwhelming tidal wave.

It only took a few seconds to flood the entire chat group!

The voice and text chat records of swearing reached more than 700 in just over ten seconds!

It can be seen how angry the Twelve Great Wizards are at this moment!

In between were a few expressions of the left-wing superstar who were laughing and pounding the ground.

Such things as "You Dongtian, are you still a human being!" "You Dongtian, you are not a human being!" "You are a despicable villain, a shameless man!"

"Damn You Dongtian!"

"Damn it!"

"You are deficient in the five elements, and your fate is unvirtuous!"

"damn thing!"

… …

This kind of words are repeated over and over again, over and over again, in a cycle, with no end in sight and one wave higher than the other.

You Dongtian calmly hung up his phone, put it in his arms and continued on his way.

The Heavenly Venerable was curious: "Heavenly King, are you also in the group chat? It's so lively, what kind of group is this? You are so active in sending messages..."

What they saw was just messages pouring down like a waterfall... They were extremely curious.

You Dongtian said calmly: "This group is... my fan group. I just joined it and everyone is so enthusiastic. What should I do? I should leave as soon as possible..."

Several venerables understood immediately: "I see, that's how it is, I understand, fans are all like this when they are fanatical... But the king actually has a watering fan base... I really admire him, he is so close to the people, so kind."

You Dongtian smiled dignifiedly: "Keep a low profile, keep a low profile."

A full half hour passed.

You Dongtian took out his cell phone again and entered the group chat again.

The group message count showed that it had reached more than 7,000.

Now everyone is so exhausted from scolding.

"Can we still discuss business? You can't scold him to death! A few scoldings are nothing but impotent rage, what good will it do?" The dizzy guy was completely crazy.

No one said anything for a long while.

"Who called me a bastard just now?" He was so confused that he went crazy.

Today is the birthday of the two brothers Zishu Zangtian and Fumoren. I wish the two brothers a happy birthday!

Zang Tian is the leader of the three books, Tianyu, Zhizun, and Zuodao, and has been with me for eight years. Brother, thank you.

The Demon-Fighting brothers are the leaders of the four books, Ao Shi, Tian Yu, Zhi Zun and Zuo Dao. They have been brothers for ten years and have always been together through thick and thin.

Happy birthday, my two brothers. May you have everything you want in your life!

(End of this chapter)