The Unconventional Legend

Chapter 698: The family dinner is over [Fifth update! Asking for a monthly ticket! ]

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Lie Xiaohuo and others suddenly felt relaxed.

It turns out that you, bastard, want to talk every single one of you today.

How could You Xiaoyu give them a chance? He scratched his head, coughed, and said first: "Speaking of which, Xiaoduo and I also hit it off. I have some Jiuxiao Spring water here that I got by chance, but it's just a small amount, only three drops... I left It’s useless, so just give it to Xiao Duo.”

Wu Yuting didn't even raise her eyelids or say anything.

Zuo Xiaoduo happily took it. He didn't know what Jiuxiao Spring Water was, but this bottle was hollowed out and made of top-quality Star Soul Jade, so it must be very extraordinary.

Zuo Changlu chuckled and said: "Xiaoyu, you kid, you must pay attention to your own image in the future. You are no longer young, so don't always do unreliable things... Come on, let's go one by one. "

You Xiaoyu hurriedly raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp, sighing in his heart.

Sure enough, it's because of this... Uncle Zuo, you don't even spare your own people...

But we got it, why not blackmail Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo

You Xiaoyu felt uncomfortable and kept coughing, looking for something to say: "Haha, Xiaohu, hahaha, Xiaoduo, hahaha..."

His eyes continuously drifted towards Wu Yuting and towards the long road to the left.

The meaning is obvious.

Yes!

Hurry up and ask them for it!

Why do you want it from me instead of them

Bai Xiaoduo rolled his eyes, indicating that he didn't want to talk.

Our gifts have been given out a long time ago. Can I tell you

I gave it to my wife right away, but my junior brother can’t use it now. The grade is much higher than yours...

But that's all our own business, does it have anything to do with you? !

You Xiaoyu hinted for a long time, but no one paid attention to him, so he finally gave up. So I started drinking hard.

Drinking more can also heal the soul. Liehuo and the others will be fine. Poor me, I still have the next, more terrible one waiting for me...

The atmosphere was now completely heated.

Everyone exchanged cups and drank happily.

When they reach their level, they can already turn against others.

Turn over and it's your butt.

It’s just that today we were drinking and making out and talking about everything, and tomorrow I will pull out a knife and stab you without mercy.

Drinking is drinking, but fighting is fighting, and stance is stance.

You, Zuo Changlu, are of the same generation as us, and your military force is slightly higher than ours. When we meet your son, it is appropriate to give the junior a little greeting gift.

This is not a matter of position, but respect for each other.

If we have a son, and you Zuo Changlu come to my house as a guest and meet me, you won’t be able to spare the meeting gift. It’s absolutely impossible not to give him good things!

But this does not mean that I will still discuss friendship with you if we meet on the battlefield tomorrow...

Those two completely unrelated things.

When talking to each other, there was no sense of "we have known each other before" at all. It was just a chance meeting and everyone enjoyed themselves.

Zuo Changlu told a few jokes, which were not sarcastic, and really made everyone laugh. Lie Xiaohuo and others also joined in and told a few local jokes, and everyone was very happy.

Seeing the lively atmosphere, Bing Xiaobing got a little drunk and told a dirty joke, but was collectively boycotted and fined a bottle of wine.

Then his dirty jokes caused big trouble.

"Speaking of it, today is really lively. I saw a lot of excitement during the day and it is still so lively at night." You Xiaoyu became obviously more lively after giving the gift.

He actually dared to sit on the chair with his buttocks square and square, with a smile on his face at this moment.

Zuo Changlu said calmly: "It's quite lively at night. What's happening during the day? Let me know."

Bing Xiaobing's expression immediately changed.

He looked at You Xiaoyu with a pleading look on his face. Although he has to know about this sooner or later, can you not say it in front of me

Lie Xiaohuo and others were angry that Bing Xiaobing didn't speak for him, and now he started to add insult to injury.

Kong Xiaodan: "During the day, at the Qianlong Gaowu Competition, everyone draws lots to go on stage to compete with Danyuan Realm students."

Zuo Changlu was stunned: "You three drew lots to come on stage?"

Bing Xiaobing's face turned red and she hurriedly raised her glass: "Shall we have a drink?"

"Don't be in a hurry to drink." Lie Xiaohuo pressed down his hand holding the wine glass and laughed: "Let's talk about the excitement first."

Bing Xiaobing looked at Lie Xiaohuo sadly.

Which side are you on

"Yes, the three of them will draw lots to compete with Xiao Duo." You Xiaoyu laughed loudly: "They are all gearing up."

Zuo Changlu smiled meaningfully: "You are really brave."

Then he sighed with emotion: "Xiaoduo competes with them, even if he loses, there is no shame."

"Pfft..."

Yun Xiaohu took a sip and said, "Uncle Zuo is right."

Bing Xiaobing coughed and said, "Where is the toilet?"

"Why are you so anxious?" You Xiaoyu said: "Bing Xiaobing got the lottery and was so happy at the time. Many of us looked for him but couldn't find him. We were so happy that we saw the teeth."

"Yes!" Lie Xiaohuo and Kong Xiaodan nodded fiercely.

Anyway, the dead Taoist friend is not dead to the poor Taoist... Besides, Bing Ming was indeed very powerful when he grabbed it, and he was really happy after grabbing it. That kind of "I'll be happy soon but you can't be happy" attitude made both of them want to hit him.

"Then what?" Zuo Changlu asked.

"Then Bing Xiaobing went up." You Xiaoyu tried his best to hold back his laughter, his shoulders were shaking, but he said in a serious tone.

"Then what?"

"Then Bing Xiaobing came down."

You Xiaoyu finally couldn't help holding her belly and laughing: "Bing Xiaobing was beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo..."

Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting's eyes widened: "Bing Xiaobing was beaten?"

"Yes, Bing Xiaobing was beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo..."

"Bing Xiaobing was really beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo?"

"Yes, Bing Xiaobing was really beaten by Zuo Xiaoduo!"

"Wow, Bing Xiaobing actually got beaten!"

"Haha... Bing Xiaobing was really beaten!"

"Bing Xiaobing wanted to have a good time, but she didn't get it... I wanted to go up and torture the food... "

"In the end, Bing Xiaobing became a dish..."

"Oh, I'm being tortured... It's terrible..."

“…”

You say something to me.

When these people cooperated, they didn't even have time to breathe. They started talking like machine guns.

He opened his mouth and said, "Bing Xiaobing was beaten."

Just shut up and say: "Bing Xiaobing was abused."

The feeling of gloating about someone else's misfortune simply overflowed into the sky.

Bing Xiaobing's face turned red, and no matter how thick-skinned he was, he couldn't sit still.

It would be fine if it was just You Xiaoyu and the others who said this, but Lie Xiaohuo and Kong Xiaodan, you two said it more enthusiastically than they did!

"That's enough for you!... I'm going to the toilet!"

Bing Xiaobing dove into the toilet. Not coming out.

"Ha ha ha ha… "

Although Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong are also extremely smart people, they are still far behind compared to these old fritters. There are many things they cannot connect with or even understand.

The doubts I had when I asked for gifts were resolved without leaving a trace after the old fritters got into a harmonious atmosphere.

There is even a sense of “that’s it”.

"Hahaha, my son is so outstanding. He is studying at Qianlong Gaowu. Are you here specifically to see my son this time?" Lie Xiaohuo laughed, feeling a little drunk.

"Yes." Zuo Changlu smiled: "Isn't there still about ten days before Qianlong Gaowu's parents' meeting will be held?"

"Parent-teacher meeting? There are still ten days left?"

Lie Xiaohuo and Bing Xiaobing looked at each other and began to think thoughtfully.

"Why did it come so early in ten days?" Lie Xiaohuo was a little dissatisfied. Can't you come back when the time is up

Zuo Changlu sighed: "I can't help it. My wife wanted to have a son, so she came here a few days in advance. If you don't have a child yet, the same will happen when you and your wife have a child!"

Missing my son... This is such a good reason.

Lie Xiaohuo sighed and said to Wu Yuting: "You think about your son well..."

Thinking about my son has trapped us all in it...

Wu Yuting smiled very beautifully and said to Xue Xiaoluo: "Xiaoluo, don't forget the gift you are going to give me in the future. I will think carefully about what I want then."

Xue Xiaoluo nodded repeatedly, but turned to look at Lie Xiaohuo fiercely.

I had almost forgotten about this matter, but you had to say that you thought of your son well.

What's better? This is clearly a sign of dissatisfaction!

Is the result good? I'm in debt again!

Lie Xiaohuo's drunkenness instantly sobered up, and he no longer dared to talk nonsense or be casual.

This meal was a lively one, and lasted until 1:30 in the morning.

Then Lie Xiaohuo and others met drunkenly to say goodbye.

Originally, Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo wanted to stay, but Zuo Changlu said that there were not many vacant rooms, so he sent them away.

Late in the morning and midnight.

In the starry sky outside Fenghai, a world-class battle broke out!

The seven people who had been drinking at the same table just now were beaten to death by a meteor shower at high altitude!

"You have tricked us to death..."

"Fart! It's obvious that you got into the trap yourself, who deceived you?"

If you say this over and over again, the sky will shatter and there will be countless cracks in the space!

The beating continued until several other high-level officials arrived, and then the two sides stopped and continued to curse at each other. All of them blushed and had thick necks.

This three-on-four battle was evenly matched!

The flood witch is so angry!

You guys just wanted to watch my joke, but you agreed not to fight this time, so what happened to you

Give Liehuo and the others a good scolding.

Then everyone went back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.

They all went to the Xingmang Mountains area.

Then…

Half an hour later.

The Lihuo couple and Dankong Bingming were driven out by the Flood Witch with a sledgehammer. After a beating with the Thousand Souls Nightmare Hammer, the four of them were almost beaten to ashes on the spot!

This is... the witch union is in internal strife!

Several other great witches rushed to break up the fight and asked what happened. However, Hong Shui didn't speak, and Dan Kong and others didn't speak either... they just gasped.

Then the flood took people back again.

Less than ten minutes after returning home, with a violent roar, the Flood Witch raised his hammer and smashed four more people out!

… …

[As expected, I haven’t arrived yet, so I’ll use this updated chapter to show my contempt for you: I’m not good at fighting, boy! But still asking for votes! Hahaha, I won!]

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