When the couple read this poem, even their concentration was immediately thrown into disarray.
It's simply too much to complain about.
"This is my son's lifelong ambition. He is so promising..."
Wu Yuting's chin was a little droopy.
What the hell is this.
Zuo Changlu's expression is also wonderful.
After a long while, he sighed and said speechlessly: "This... can also be considered a state of mind..."
After a long while, Zuo Changlu put his arm around Wu Yuting's shoulders and murmured, "The facts have proven that it was a wise decision for us to adopt Nian Nian cat!"
Wu Yuting's mouth twitched, her face darkened, and she murmured, "Look at your son's poem... The reason why he practiced and made progress was all to catch up with Nian Nian Cat?"
Zuo Changlu's face darkened: "This obsession is really strong. Nian Nian Cat is not that easy to catch..."
"This... is really..." Wu Yuting was so annoyed that she pointed and said, "You can rule the world in your dreams, and still be a god when you wake up... What does that mean?"
"Well, I only fight wars in my dreams, rule the world and become a high-ranking official. But when I wake up, I feel that it is boring, so I continue to be an indifferent fish..."
Zuo Changlu smacked his lips as he explained.
Wu Yuting covered her forehead with her hands, looking seriously hurt, and walked out of the study.
Both husband and wife felt that their outlook on life and values had suffered a huge impact today and just now.
"Now we can only hope that he will surpass Nian Nian Cat for a long, long time."
Wu Yuting said with deep feeling: "Fortunately, they didn't get married early, otherwise, this guy would have no desires at all. A wife and children are probably his biggest ambition in life..."
This time, Zuo Changlu nodded seriously.
He sighed and said, "But I have to say, you are really open-minded..."
Wu Yuting frowned and looked at Zuo Changlu with an unfriendly face: What did you say
Zuo Changlu sighed again and said, "I'm really angry..."
Wu Yuting snorted and said, "The parent-teacher conference is still ten days away. Ask Nian Nian Cat to come over as well. Ask her if she has time tomorrow and check on her progress in cultivation."
Zuo Changlu thought deeply for a while and said, "Okay."
Both were sure.
Zuo Xiaonian will definitely come.
"Mom, Dad, the room is ready." Zuo Xiaoduo came in with a steaming forehead and took credit: "It's getting late, you should go to bed, you must be very tired after coming here... We can talk tomorrow if you have anything to say?"
Seeing his parents in the study, Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively felt something was wrong. The study was not a place to stay at night, and the room closest to the study seemed to be...
And this word...
Wu Yuting smiled faintly, stretched out her hand, twisted Zuo Xiaoduo's ear, pulled him over, and pressed him in front of her: "There's no hurry to sleep, you come and explain this poem, what does it mean? Explain it carefully and clearly!"
She squinted her eyes and said sarcastically, "I never thought that my son is actually a literary giant. He can even write poems. His writing is brilliant and he is very talented!"
Zuo Xiaoduo covered his ears with a look of pain on his face: "It hurts, it hurts..."
Wu Yuting glanced at him and said, "Keep pretending. You're not pretending at all. With the way you are now, I can't even chop you with a kitchen knife. It hurts when I twist your ear. Besides being a literary giant, you also want to be an actor... Say it!"
Zuo Xiaoduo bared his teeth and made up his mind: "Mom, didn't you prepare everything for me..."
Wu Yuting was stunned: "What should I prepare?"
Zuo Xiaoduo was full of gratitude: "You must be my biological mother, for sure, you have prepared everything for me... You have already prepared a wife for me before I was even born..."
"Pooh!"
Zuo Changlu turned his head and spat.
Wu Yuting was confused.
Zuo Xiaoduo had an expression of "I won't let you down" on his face, and said passionately: "So, as a son, of course it is a gift from the elders, and I dare not refuse... From now on, Nian Nian Mao is my dear wife, your dear daughter-in-law, I must make her respect you well... Don't worry, if she doesn't listen, I will beat her. The husband is the leader of the wife, she dares not to listen to you, there is no way!"
Wu Yuting's pretty face gradually twisted: "You... you..."
This shamelessness is really... I really have nothing to say.
He is even more shameless than his father!
"I just said that when you were little... Besides, just because you want to is not enough. Why does Nian Nian look up to you? Do you think you can do anything just because you are a literary giant and an actor? You are still a lying little dog!" Wu Yuting began to attack.
"Mom! She is not happy... Is it up to her whether she is happy or not?" Zuo Xiaoduo massaged Wu Yuting's shoulders attentively.
"Your words are more ineffective than anyone else's."
Wu Yuting said, "That's not necessarily true. I have to think about Nian Nian. You are my biological son, and she is still my biological daughter. If you are really useless, I won't force you to marry me. I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. You couldn't enter the Tao at all back then, so I really didn't want to marry Nian Nian to you..."
Zuo Xiaoduo spoke eloquently, "Mom, that was then, and now is now. I have already entered the Dao, and I am doing so well, with such rapid progress. Think about it, think carefully, if Nian Nianmao marries someone else, she will not be by your side in the future... maybe we won't be able to see each other for several years or even decades. Are you willing to let her go?"
Wu Yuting thought about it and found that what the boy said made sense. Thinking of this girl, if we were separated for a long time, I would really not be willing to let her go. It's similar to thinking of a little dog, not much different.
Zuo Xiaoduo continued to pinch her shoulders: "Mom, think about it again. You have raised us both to this age. If either of us is not in front of you, it would not be fun, right? When you are old, Nian Nian cat and I will all be by your side, and we will be happy together... Give birth to a lot of grandchildren, jumping around you... Okay?"
Wu Yuting was immediately fascinated and subconsciously thought of the scene described by Zuo Xiaoduo. She suddenly felt that at this point in her life, what else could she ask for
After all, it was a scene that she could hardly imagine or hope for even in her dreams, and it was real!
But Wu Yuting was, after all, a spiritual master with a transcendent mind. She immediately regained her composure and said, "Pooh, pooh, pooh... What do you mean by jumping around in front of me? Do you think you are a puppy or a kitten?"
Zuo Xiaoduo drooled: "Hey, Duoduo the dog and Nian Nian the cat gave birth to puppies and kittens... Why are you still concerned about these details? There's something wrong with your concern, hehehe..."
Wu Yuting frowned and began to think.
Zuo Xiaoduo was delighted and added fuel to the fire with his eloquence: "Besides... if Nian Nian Mao married someone else, there's no guarantee that she wouldn't be bullied, right? This girl looks strong, but she's actually quiet and keeps everything to herself. Isn't she too easy to be wronged?"
Wu Yuting felt that what Zuo Xiaoduo said seemed to make sense...
"As for me, I will definitely find a wife, but who knows what my future wife's personality will be like? If she has a bad temper, she will fight with me and be rude to you. I was bullied by my father-in-law's family... I have a quarrel with my wife... Then I will definitely get a divorce or something..."
Zuo Xiaoduo frowned, worried: "It is said that mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are born incompatible. What if the daughter-in-law doesn't like you, or you don't like her... there will definitely be conflicts between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, right? Of course I will stand on your side, but what will others think? They will think I am a mama's boy, a Phoenix man, and it will definitely not last long!"
Then he perked up: "But if it's Nian Nian Cat, let alone the two of you, you will definitely not get along. Even if there is a problem, you will only vent your anger on me. There will be no conflicts between the two of you. Don't you think this makes sense?"
Wu Yuting thought along the lines Zuo Xiaoduo said... After thinking about it again and again, this matter of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law conflict and her son being bullied by his father-in-law's family... must be guarded against. If it was Xiao Nian, there would really be nothing to worry about.
"When the time comes, I will have to serve my father-in-law and mother-in-law, and Nian Nian Cat will also have to serve my father-in-law and mother-in-law... Just think about it, it will be so troublesome!"
Zuo Xiaoduo frowned and said, "But it will be different if Nian Nian Cat marries me."
"Why is it different?"
"Think about it, first of all, the conflicts between husband and wife are gone in an instant, right? Even if there are, you three will definitely hold me down and beat me up together. How dare I..."
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will no longer exist. Even if Nian Nian becomes your daughter-in-law, she is still your daughter. If she is not satisfied, you can still scold her and teach her a lesson. It's not like other people, who can't be scolded or beaten, right?"
"Also, your parents-in-law are you and my dad, and your father-in-law and mother-in-law are you two... How much trouble can you save just by this one section?"
Zuo Xiaoduo tried his best to describe the grand blueprint: "Think about it, think about it carefully. You can beat and scold your daughter whenever you want, and now you can beat and scold your daughter-in-law whenever you want. Don't be like other families, with so much false politeness, it's all routine, right?"
"Besides, when the time comes and you have a child, you two will be the grandparents, and you two will still be the grandparents... If you want to be the mother-in-law, you can be the mother-in-law, if you want to be the mother-in-law, you can be the mother-in-law, if you want to be the grandmother, you can be the grandmother, if you want to be the grandmother, you can be the grandmother..."
"You don't have to worry about anything, not to mention worrying about your daughter marrying far away, not to mention worrying about your son being abused by his wife... Look, isn't this a life like a god?"
Zuo Xiaoduo was eloquent, argumentative, and eloquent, describing everything in an extremely beautiful way, making it sound extremely gorgeous and splendid.
Wu Yuting kept nodding, obviously having been led in by Zuo Xiaoduo.
"So, Mom, please just give me the cat."
Zuo Xiaoduo smiled jokingly: "What's the saying? It's a good idea to keep the wealth within the family."
"All right!"
Wu Yuting nodded: "I promise it to you!" Then she waved her hand generously.
"Thank you, Mom!" Zuo Xiaoduo was so overjoyed that he couldn't close his mouth.
Turning to Zuo Changlu, he said, "Dad, my mom has made the decision. You must have no objection, right? My mom has always had the final say in our family! It's useless for you to have an objection."
Zuo Changlu stared.
You don't even consider me as an organization, right? Even if your mother always has the final say, you don't have to make it so clear...
I really have a cold, with a slight fever, 36.9 degrees yesterday, 37 degrees today. I don't feel too bad except for feeling dizzy, so I took some medicine to hold on, I can't have an IV drip when I have a cold...
(End of this chapter)