Zuo Xiaoduo almost laughed out loud.
These two people are so funny. What kind of occasion is this? Why are they getting into a fight
I couldn't help but cheer instinctively: "Come on! Come on!"
With a "swish" sound, he actually whistled.
“Ahem!”
Grandma Shi coughed.
In fact, Li Chenglong and Xiang Bing also realized their mistake instantly and did not even throw their fists; they stopped in time.
Xiang Bing came to his senses instantly, stood up awkwardly, lifted his butt from Li Chenglong's waist, stretched out his hand and hurriedly pulled Li Chenglong up, lowered his head and said: "Just now, maybe, I drank too much... I... cough cough cough... I'm not like this normally... cough cough cough..."
His neck turned red as he spoke, and he became more and more uneasy.
So embarrassing!
I couldn't help myself in front of my parents-in-law... It was so embarrassing.
Xiang Bing felt that he had no place to put his hands. If there was a hole on the ground, he would definitely crawl into it.
"Hahaha… "
Li Chenglong's mother stood up, took Xiang Bing's hand and pulled her to her side, laughing so hard that her eyes could not be seen: "Daughter, don't be shy, it's always like this. Back then, when your uncle and I got engaged, it was even more intense than you guys, haha... Come and sit down."
Mother Li simply held Xiang Bing in her arms and moved the chair closer.
"Jackie Chan has been naughty and stubborn since he was young. He keeps going down a path and won't turn back even if he hits a wall. I really hope you can keep him under control..." Mother Li said with a smile.
"Yes, Auntie, I... I just have a bad temper sometimes, but I'm good most of the time..."
Xiang Bing lowered her head in embarrassment and explained, but the more she explained, the less confident she became: "Ahem... I... I am also a lady from a noble family... Ahem..."
"Squeak~~~" Zuo Xiaoduo whistled.
Xiang Bing and Li Chenglong glared at each other at the same time! This bastard actually sabotaged the show at this time!
"it's okay no problem."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "Auntie, you don't know that your son is known as the Iron Leader in school. He specializes in hitting the breasts of female classmates. Every time he hits them, their breasts collapse. Your wife has been beaten so many times by him that her breasts collapse many times. Oh my, it's so horrible..."
"He was able to hold back his punch just now, otherwise, the whole place would have collapsed..."
Xiang Bing was furious: "You just collapsed many times! You just collapsed!"
The whole audience was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Mother Li naturally knew about her son's glorious deeds. After all, the name of the Iron Leader had long been popular on the Internet. He was truly famous and renowned!
"Don't hit women casually anymore!"
Mother Li lectured Li Chenglong, "Especially Xiao Bing, you can't hit her, understand? How can a couple fight every day? You are such a worrying child!"
Li Chenglong hung his head and agreed repeatedly.
I thought to myself, if you don't allow me to beat him, then I will definitely be beaten every day in the future... This is too disadvantageous.
But you are not here, so you won’t be able to see me hitting her. I will beat her after you leave!
The two families had a pleasant meal together.
In the middle, Zuo Changlu's cell phone was going crazy, ding ding, ding ding, ding ding... messages kept coming in.
Mother Li was quite curious: "Brother Zuo is really busy."
Zuo Changlu chuckled: "It's just a small matter, don't pay attention to him."
Zuo Xiaoduo glanced at the side secretly, and saw that the phone had been picked up by Wu Yuting. He only had time to see a few names in the incoming messages.
"Tiger cub, fish roe, big fool, big guy, big bastard..."
Zuo Xiaoduo almost burst into laughter.
What kind of names are these of my dad’s friends? They’re not as nice as my little Duoyu!
"Mom, you have to investigate carefully. Why is there so much information and the reasons are so unreasonable? Maybe dad is having a mistress outside..."
Zuo Xiaoduo urged: "Mom, you have to pay attention to the midlife crisis. I found that Dad has been a little dishonest recently... Look at these names, they are not normal, maybe they were deliberately changed by some confidante..."
"You even want to sow discord between your parents?"
Wu Yuting twisted Zuo Xiaoduo's ear and turned it around: "I set these names!"
As Zuo Xiaoduo cried out in pain and begged for mercy, Wu Yuting said to Zuo Xiaonian in a serious tone, "Nian'er, you must keep a close eye on this naughty boy from now on. Your dad saw his face today and thinks he has a lot of luck with women... If you don't think he's lucky, he might get a few concubines..."
Zuo Xiaoduo looked confused.
Mom, this is my line! You are messing with the plot...
Zuo Xiaonian believed it and nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, Mom and Dad, I will keep a close eye on him and will never let him get out of line!"
As she said that, she glared at Zuo Xiaoduo fiercely, thinking, he has good luck with women? I knew it long ago!
This little dog should be tied up with a rope!
A concubine? You're going crazy thinking about it!
Zuo Xiaoduo was extremely resentful.
I failed to stir up trouble with my parents, but they provoked me instead. This is really karma, the cycle of cause and effect...
A night of happy time passed in the blink of an eye.
Early morning arrived as expected.
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian, who had been practicing in the Miankong Tower for a week, walked out of the tower in high spirits.
I saw Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting had packed up and were ready to leave.
Seeing the two people coming out of the Sky-Destroying Tower, they both had meaningful expressions on their faces.
Zuo Xiaonian blushed, feeling as if she had been caught in an affair. She quickly hugged Wu Yuting's arm and shook it, saying hastily, "Mom, don't worry, I didn't let him touch me."
"Puff..."
Wu Yuting immediately spat out a mouthful of water.
Zuo Changlu’s expression became increasingly strange.
This is simply a case of trying to cover up one's own guilt!
You'd better not say that!
When Zuo Xiaonian discovered that he had a speech error, his face seemed to be on fire. He whimpered, covered his face with his hands, and rushed into the bathroom.
Wu Yuting frowned and said to Zuo Xiaoduo, "Come here, kid!"
Zuo Xiaoduo walked over with an innocent look on his face.
"Hold out your hand."
Zuo Xiaoduo instinctively shrank back, but Wu Yuting grabbed him, put his right hand in front of his nose and sniffed, then snorted and said, "It can't be any more excessive!"
Zuo Xiaoduo said reluctantly: "Mom, I really didn't do anything."
"I believed your lies!"
Wu Yuting looked at me with disdain and said, "I would rather believe that your father doesn't have a mistress than to believe that you will be honest!"
What I really felt in my heart was sighing continuously.
Xiao Nian'er, your image of an ice beauty is so natural, and you can put on such aura in front of everyone without any deliberate effort. How come you are so defenseless against Xiaoduo
…
The family of four was almost at the stadium when the blush on Zuo Xiaonian's face finally faded a little.
Zuo Xiaoduo remained composed the entire time, with an expression that said, "I have nothing to hide, and the world is great. I really didn't do anything." He was calm and at ease, chatting and laughing.
Seeing Zuo Xiaonian, everyone couldn't help but admire him.
How can this kid be so thick-skinned
You clearly... Humph!
I'm at a big disadvantage. The dog took advantage of me...
We have arrived at the stadium.
At this moment, there is already a melodious sound of music, which keeps ringing and spreading all around...
Zuo Xiaoduo took out his number one card, a relative card; he passed the security check and walked forward with his parents. At the entrance of the passage, a receptionist checked the card and then guided the direction.
After many twists and turns, the scene in front of me suddenly brightened.
What comes into view in front of us is a huge stage.
Zuo Xiaoduo’s card number one is on the third layer, second row, right in the middle.
Zuo Xiaoduo couldn't help but feel puzzled. His family's seat was pretty good, but why was it not the first row but the second row
Logically speaking, my card number should be in the first row.
But now is not the time to think about these things. Together with my parents and Zuo Xiaonian, I walked over and sat down.
Li Chenglong arrived with him, and he got table number two. Originally, Zuo Xiaoduo thought that the two restaurants should be next to each other, but after searching for a long time, he found that there was no table number two. After wandering around for a long time, he finally found the table for table number two among a dozen tables.
Both of them were confused.
The seating arrangement is really cool. There is actually no table number two next to table number one. It's really an eye-opener!
When the family of four sat down, Zuo Xiaoduo saw familiar classmates also coming with their parents and finding their own tables.
Zuo Xiaoduo felt a little strange about the current situation and exchanged glances with Li Chenglong quietly.
Li Chenglong understood immediately and sent a voice message: "What's going on?"
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Please check the seating arrangements of other classes. If possible, check the seating arrangements of other grades as well."
Li Chenglong nodded, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Gao Qiaoer.
Smart people talk, stupid people act with their legs. Zuo Xiaoduo claims to be a smart man, so how could Li Chenglong be stupid? With an elite like Gao Qiaoer around, why does he need to investigate and confirm one by one himself
Every profession has its own expertise. Soon, all the clear pictures were sent to Li Chenglong's mobile phone, along with a detailed introduction.
"Everywhere else is normal, except here. Well, or should I say, only here is different."
Li Chenglong sent the photo to Zuo Xiaoduo, and then whispered a few words to him, pointing out the key.
Zuo Xiaoduo's expression remained unchanged, but his heart was in a knot. He quietly sent a message to Li Chenglong and Zuo Xiaonian: "If there is any change, take your parents away immediately and don't worry about anything else."
Zuo Xiaonian and Li Chenglong nodded slightly to show that they understood.
"By the way, take the time to tell everyone in our class that anyone who is close to my table should try to increase the distance between them. If they are caught in the crossfire, someone might die." Zuo Xiaoduo sent a message to Li Chenglong again.
"good."
Zuo Xiaoduo looked around him. The four tables in front, behind, left and right surrounded his table in four directions as if there was no way out. For a moment, he couldn't help feeling anxious.
Such a big fuss, is it just to deal with me
Does this look down on me
With his heart beating fast, he couldn't help but touch the Nine-Nine Cat Hammer in the ring, and then checked all the hidden weapons in it that had not been used for a long time.
I was silently swearing in my heart.
Whoever dares to poke me, I will raise my Nine-Nine Cat Hammer and smash all four tables of yours into meat patties!
No matter who you are!
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[Seeking monthly tickets, recommendation tickets, and subscriptions! Today's recommendation tickets are really bad... ]
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