"It's simply amazing..." Zuo Xiaoduo grabbed her hair and said, "Nian Nian Cat, can you change her name?"
"No!" Zuo Xiaonian was very determined.
"How about changing your appearance?" Zuo Xiaoduo finally seized the opportunity and said angrily, "Can I not be the same as you?"
"Isn't it good to look like me? I think it's pretty good." Zuo Xiaonian was sincerely puzzled.
"Hmph... These innate spiritual creatures can all grow up..."
Zuo Xiaoduo snorted and said, "She looks just like you. Are you planning to find me a concubine? Anyway, I will never agree to her marrying someone else in the future!"
“…Poof!”
Zuo Xiaonian spit directly. Is this okay? Is he jealous
"How could Bingpo get married? It is the essence of heaven and earth, not a living person. Who can it marry?!" Zuo Xiaonian was surprised.
"Whether it's possible or not, I have to make this clear to you. If she grows up, there will be no other possibility for her except to be my concubine!"
On this point, Zuo Xiaoduo expressed great determination.
You can’t give it to anyone else except me!
Anyway, I just don’t agree!
There was a sly glint in his eyes. It was impossible for Bingpo to grow up. Zuo Xiaoduo knew this very well.
Regarding this, he and Li Chenglong had consulted too much information and read countless ancient legends.
But Zuo Xiaonian is not as boring as them.
When two single men are together, all kinds of weird ideas will pop up. When Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong were investigating, well, God knows what kind of thoughts they had in mind.
Anyway, Li Chenglong's expression was very lewd and his eyes were very persistent; and Zuo Xiaoduo's expression was also extremely lewd... and his eyes were also somewhat yearning...
But the final result extinguished all their fantasies...
“Ice Soul shouldn’t grow up…” Zuo Xiaonian was also surprised by this strange question raised by Zuo Xiaoduo: “It’s just the innate spirit soul… How is it possible…”
"There are many ancient legends about innate spiritual creatures that have become spirits."
Zuo Xiaoduo insisted: "In many vernacular novels, there are stories of innate spirits getting married, and even having offspring. It is not uncommon."
"Either you change her appearance, or she will be your concubine for sure!"
Zuo Xiaonian felt that her brain was turned upside down at this time, and she couldn't think straight. She said speechlessly: "Xiao Xiaoduo is just a piece of ice, she definitely can't get married..."
Zuo Xiaoduo said unreasonably: "According to ancient legends, there are snakes and humans marrying each other, there are dragons and humans marrying each other, there are humans marrying trees, and there are also spirits... Oh, the spirits... Humph, what's wrong with that? Anyway, I can't do it in front of your face. I'll feel like I'm being cheated on..."
Zuo Xiaonian had no choice but to discuss it with Xiao Xiaoduo.
Xiao Xiaoduo firmly disagrees to changing her appearance.
Zuo Xiaonian has locked on to the appearance of her current age group, which can be described as the most perfect appearance in the world, and I will never change it!
How can I settle for second best? Absolutely not!
"I really can't change much. Besides, I don't even have a gender, so why should I marry someone..." Bingpo was speechless about someone's jealousy.
Why do humans seem to be mentally ill? I am just a piece of ice, and you are jealous of me. You are simply a pervert...
Of course, with Bingpo's purity, she would not have thought of Zuo Xiaoduo's true thoughts...
"What if it gets bigger?" Zuo Xiaoduo refused to give in.
"Nothing will happen."
"Hmph! Even if you say so, I'm still a little worried." Zuo Xiaoduo seemed to be somewhat resentful.
Xiaoxiaoduo is very angry.
The finger-sized body grew bigger because of Zuo Xiaoduo's anger.
Zuo Xiaonian asked Xiaoxiao to go back to the Soul Sword and rest, then said: "I will do my work slowly in the future, why are you so anxious? Really... You are so jealous for no reason."
Zuo Xiaoduo said seriously: "This is a matter of principle for me and cannot be taken lightly."
Zuo Xiaonian became more speechless.
But Zuo Xiaonian also knew what Zuo Xiaoduo was thinking. Putting himself in Zuo Xiaoduo's shoes, he couldn't help but start thinking about this question: It's better to be safe than sorry.
Zuo Xiaonian thought: "For Xiaoduo, he doesn't mind Bingpo being his concubine. What he cares about is whether Bingpo will grow up and get married."
"Although this possibility is very small, even unfounded and unrealistic, Xiaoduo still believes that we must take precautions."
Zuo Xiaonian also became worried.
But for Zuo Xiaonian, this has a different meaning.
After considering this issue from a personal standpoint, Zuo Xiaonian found that he could neither accept Xiao Xiaoduo getting married when she grew up, nor could he accept Xiao Xiaoduo being Zuo Xiaoduo's concubine...
As this matter was put on hold for the time being, Zuo Xiaoduo pointed out with a sad face that Zuo Xiaonian made Xiao Xiaoduo become like herself, and this incident had caused her great harm, which made her heartbroken and heartbroken.
Therefore, Zuo Xiaonian has to compensate himself!
And the compensation must be very serious and appropriate.
"How to compensate?" Zuo Xiaonian thought about it and followed the train of thought mentioned by Zuo Xiaoduo. He actually felt that he was in the wrong in this matter, so he thought about accepting this plan.
"Sleep with me tonight!"
Zuo Xiaoduo put forward his request righteously: "And you have to dance for me! Wear cat ears and a cat tail, to comfort my broken heart!"
Zuo Xiaoduo finally revealed his true purpose, and his evil ambitions were obvious.
"Impossible! Absolutely not!" Zuo Xiaonian refused fiercely.
"We slept together a lot when we were little, it's not like we haven't slept together before..."
"That was when I was a kid! Do you think you're still a kid?"
"I don't care. You have to accept it anyway. This is your punishment, and then it will be my compensation! If you don't do it, it means you don't realize your mistake!"
So the two began to bargain fiercely and finally reached an agreement.
The matter was resolved on the condition that Zuo Xiaonian danced a dance for Zuo Xiaoduo.
Sleeping together or something, erase it!
Moreover, the two had a new round of debate over whether to wear cat ears and a cat tail when dancing this dance. In the end, Zuo Xiaonian won with difficulty: it is possible not to wear cat ears and a cat tail!
Zuo Xiaonian thought that he was in a desperate situation, but he was able to turn the situation around and even captured two cities in a row. Didn't he have the upper hand
I breathed a sigh of relief, finally convincing him.
"You're lucky!"
Zuo Xiaoduo seemed very magnanimous.
Finally solving the problem, Zuo Xiaonian breathed a sigh of relief and felt relaxed all over.
But after a while, something suddenly felt wrong.
It's so easy to solve this problem by just dancing... Huh
Suddenly, my head felt knotted and a question mark slowly emerged on my forehead: How did this matter... inexplicably end up involving dancing
Why would I agree to dance
Zuo Xiaonian was a little confused. How did this matter come about
We were clearly in a losing situation, so why did I still feel like I had the upper hand
In the end, even the condition of just dancing but not sleeping with him was proposed by herself. Zuo Xiaoduo disagreed in every way, but she actually begged him to agree...
Zuo Xiaonian couldn't help scratching his head in confusion. Something seemed to be wrong with this matter...
Zuo Xiaoduo has returned to his room and started searching for videos.
Zuo Xiaonian stood in the living room biting her plump lips, feeling that something was wrong with this matter...
I must have been tricked.
But since when did you start being tricked
How did it become that I have to compensate him
This matter has been going around in circles... How... did it develop
Zuo Xiaonian was completely confused.
If Zuo's mother Wu Yuting was here, she would definitely be heartbroken - girl, you have no hope in this life, that kid Gougou has a far-reaching plan, do you think he doesn't know that Bingpo will not grow up and will not get married
That was simply him taking advantage of the situation to stir up trouble!
You were tricked from the very beginning. You felt that what he said made sense and that you owed him something. How could anything good come of it
You should think about it the other way around. That guy said with great sincerity that he wanted to marry a concubine. Where does that put you
Why aren't you jealous, taking advantage of the situation and blaming others for what happened? You missed such a great opportunity!
You girl, there is no hope for you. You will be dominated by that kid Gou Da for the rest of your life!
I can't see...
In the room.
Zuo Xiaoduo rolled around on the bed with joy, covering his mouth and laughing.
Finally I've waited for this day, hahahaha, Nian Nian Cat, do you think you can escape from my Five Finger Mountain
How could I not know that Bingpo can't grow up?! Do you think I'm as stupid as you
But you have to dance this dance today!
With his cell phone on silent mode, Zuo Xiaoduo concentrated on searching for various dances, wondering which one he should let Nian Nian the Cat dance to.
This matter really needs to be handled step by step and carefully.
If you are too flirtatious, she will probably not jump, but will beat you up instead. If it stops there, it will be fine. The greater possibility is that this benefit will be completely gone from now on...
So you have to choose the more conservative one, the one that lets her act out in a coquettish way and then still feel that it is not that shameful, the kind that is embarrassing but still acceptable... that is the only way that will work.
This way you can show your thoughtfulness...
Then, I can say in a high-profile manner: Actually, I don’t really want you to dance. Look, you picked an easy dance, right? Actually, I was just joking with you…
Then... hehehehe...
Everything should be done step by step, and everything will naturally fall into place.
It must be said that Zuo Xiaoduo used 1000% of his intelligence and wisdom in dealing with Zuo Xiaonian. He had a hundred clever schemes and made every possible effort. He took into account Zuo Xiaonian's personality and his family's position as a younger brother, and planned and strategized step by step, steadily and steadily, nibbling away at the enemy inch by inch...
If he puts this effort into military research, it will only take a few minutes for him to replace Li Chenglong as a great military strategist...
I remember a friend said, if I had put the energy I put into pursuing my girlfriend into studying, I would have been admitted to Tsinghua University a long time ago...
Ahem, same principle!
(End of this chapter)