Ding Lei really wanted to thank Lu Bei. When he learned that the important person he was entertaining this time was from the capital and was from the palace, he laughed so hard that he couldn't close his legs.
He immediately ordered that all the pigs in the pigsty be killed, leaving no one alive.
For each pig, only the heart meat and crescent bone are taken and cooked meticulously by Yang Fuliu from Qingguang Temple, the third-ranked master in Jiuzhu Mountain.
Then, without blinking an brow, he asked the warehouse to allocate half a month's spiritual bamboo income and ordered all the disciples to rush down the mountain to Langyu County to collect local delicacies and snacks.
Of course, the specialty roast goose of Sanqing Peak was not left out.
In the past, when entertaining such distinguished guests, even if they did not invite Master Zhao of the Piaoxiang Sect to come and support, they would at least have to bring along two beautiful female disciples.
It's no use now. According to the news from the main road, Sect Leader Zhao and Sect Leader Lu are full of legs and their relationship is unclear. He estimated that if he dared to ask Zhao Shiran to accompany him for a drink, he would be beheaded tonight.
Moreover, the status of a distinguished guest is different from that of an ordinary person. If he wants to have beauties hanging around in front of him, isn't this like dragging a eunuch to a brothel? How sad can you be
Even if you want to die, you wouldn't do that.
There was no other choice but to pull the old man from Jiuzhu Mountain, the leader Huang Guan, over to accompany them.
The Sijingfeng were busy in a mess. Zhu Gengqi saw it all and nodded secretly to show his satisfaction. Although the level of the hospitality was a bit low, the sincerity did not seem fake. Taking back his previous words, Ningzhou Lu Bei was indeed a loyal and patriotic person.
However, who can tell him why the characteristics of Sanqing Peak are on Sijing Peak? Is there any explanation
…
Sanqing Peak, front yard.
The players surrounded Lu Bei noisily, crying and shouting that they wanted to see the great roc spread its wings.
"Village head, I want to see the emperor's paintings. I am a country bumpkin and have never seen the world. The most powerful official I have ever seen in my life is the director of the detention center."
"There was a fire on the mountain, and the director fell in love with me?"
"Master Gao, please, just use your knife to pull our ass and open our eyes!"
"You are a bunch of feudal remnants. It's just the emperor's painting. What's so rare about it? I don't care."
"Then why are you pushing in front?"
"Shoot videos and earn traffic money."
"Good fellow, you are fleecing feudalism!"
"… "
The players surrounded Lu Bei with great joy, and they kept shaking their heads at the nonsense he heard. As an NPC, he didn't understand anything about director and traffic. He only knew that the Zhu brothers would have to pay for the extra money if the market share didn't meet the requirement this month.
They are all brothers, how can Lu Bei sit idly by and watch them lose money? He turned a cold face and told the leeks to go to the factory and start working.
The results were minimal, and players from other hills heard the news and came over. Hundreds of people surrounded the front gate, and when they saw that Lu Bei was unwilling to release the painting, one of them took out his treasure and presented it to him, just to see the masterpiece of Emperor Wu Zhou.
"Master Gao, this is a treasure I made. Can you take a look at it?" The player 'High School Student Abin' presented a glasses case. After opening it, a pair of retro-style frog-eye glasses were revealed.
"What is this?"
Lu Bei raised his eyebrows and asked, "Where did you buy it? Why haven't I seen it before?"
"Master, this is called 'sunglasses'. I invented it. It's in short supply and cannot be bought outside. It's a priceless treasure." High school student Abin said without blushing or breathing heavily.
"Ehhhhhh—"
The players booed collectively, despising Abin for being shameless. If you want to move things, you can move them, but you also want to invent something. Why don’t you invent an atomic bomb
"You invented it?"
Lu Bei shook his head slightly, pointed at the leeks around him who were trying to sabotage him, and said with a smile: "This leader is not stupid, so I'll just pick it up. It's not shameful to tell the truth."
"Master Gao is very observant. Ignore them. They are just jealous of my talent."
High school student Abin curled his lips, gave the players the middle finger, and then patted his chest and said, "We all have the last name Gao, how can I lie to you?"
Lu Bei: “…”
It seems to make sense.
"How do you use this thing?"
"On your face... Yes, that's how you wear it."
Seeing Lu Bei wearing sunglasses and smiling with satisfaction, high school student Abin gave him a thumbs up and patted him, "As expected of the Sect Leader, he is handsome and suave. With the help of sunglasses, he is like a tiger with wings. He will surely be very heroic in subduing demons in the future."
"Oh, you are so careless with your words, you keep talking nonsense all day long."
Lu Bei scolded him, and then said: "Don't think that this master doesn't know what you are up to. You want to bribe this master, but there is no way. You are wasting your time on playing with things instead of practicing hard. I will confiscate your things."
"No, Master, it doesn't matter if the things are confiscated, but that painting..."
"No!"
Lu Bei pushed up the sunglasses on his nose and refused flatly. You guys, you want to see the paintings without even paying for the tickets? Are you still sleepy or did you oversleep
Speaking of the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, he had planned to refine them before. With Danhuo skills, it was not difficult for him to refine some small gadgets.
Even sophisticated scientific instruments can be made directly by hand without the need for machine tools due to the powerful divine mind.
But he never had such an intention, and he never even copied any poems or songs, always playing the role of a rough man.
As for the benefits brought by the small item of sunglasses, Lu Bei said that he is not in a hurry. If he doesn't move, the players will move, and they will be able to enjoy it sooner or later.
In version 3.0, the cultural impact from the "fairyland" was rampant in the Kyushu continent, such as the combination of cheongsam, suspenders, white gloves, etc. The fairies disdained it on the surface, but secretly collected several sets.
Everyone loves beauty (×)
Even if you can't become an immortal, you should dress like one (√)
Because of these costumes, the number of Taoist companions in the world of immortal cultivation increased dramatically, and the tax revenue from brothels doubled year after year. It can be said that the immortal spirit spread to the people.
It is a completely different picture when it comes to witches and demons. According to a post on the official forum, a player opened a clothing store in the Far West. All kinds of underwear were selling like hot cakes, and not a single piece of safety pants was sold.
Back to the point, Lu Bei took the treasure but didn't do anything, the leeks were not happy and a group of people were making a lot of noise.
The noise was so loud that Elder She could not concentrate on his cultivation in his quiet room. He walked out with a sullen face, ready to release the snake and kill it.
Anyway, these immortals can be reincarnated and come back to life after death, so what's the harm in killing them
"Stop making trouble and disperse!"
Seeing She Xuanchen's face, Lu Bei said decisively: "Look at your behavior, you have become immortals, but the emperor's painting..."
"Master, let them have a look. After they are done watching the excitement, they will disperse on their own." She Xuan said.
You want to see it yourself!
Lu Bei curled his lips. In front of so many people, he had to give Elder She face. He clenched his fist and coughed twice, then snorted coldly, "Well, since Elder She is backing you up today, I will open your eyes and let you know what painting is!"
After saying this, he raised his hand and touched the Qiankun Ring, holding the framed "Cloud Peng Ten Thousand Miles Picture" high above his head.
[Royal calligraphy]
Lu Bei proudly held up the emperor's masterpiece. Seeing everyone staring in amazement, he couldn't help but nod secretly. He was worthy of being the Emperor Wu Zhou. His literary talent surpassed everyone. Just one painting could have stunned everyone.
Then, his sleeves moved, and he turned his head. He saw She Xuan covering her face with her hands, as if she was too ashamed to face anyone. He couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, and put down the Yunpeng Wanli Tu and started reading it.
When I saw this, I felt sick all over.
[ヾ(`·Θ·′)ノ〃]
Lu Bei: …
Shit, where did this rookie come from? Does the emperor have a misunderstanding about the flying system, or is there a eunuch named Zhao Gao around him
After a brief silence, bursts of laughter rang out from the leek field, and people whispered to each other, not sparing their sarcasm.
"Excuse me, this is clearly a picture of a chicken eating rice!"
"Wrong, it's the picture of the little chicken having no rice to eat."
"No way, this can also be called Yunpeng Wanli... Then I can do it too."
"No problem."
"Me too!"
The players have no respect for the so-called emperor. In their opinion, Zhu Qiyou has nothing good except a good butt and some power. And because he is far away, he is not as prestigious as Village Chief Gao.
It's so funny. You idiots, do you really think that if others can do it, you can do it too
Don’t you even look at the signature of the painting? Is it “Cloud Peng Thousands of Miles Away” or “Chicken Eating Rice”? Does it matter
unimportant.
What's important is that this picture was drawn by the emperor with a golden pen, with the name clearly written in black and white, and a seal on it. In the territory of Wu Zhou, if you randomly pick a corrupt official and offer him a million silver coins, who would dare to say that the price is too high
It's so funny. If we call a few more people, we can hold an auction.
Lu Bei complained in his mind that the emperor's painting skills were superb, and that he was already at the third level of kindergarten, with a lot of room for improvement. He then put the imperial masterpiece into the Qiankun Ring and walked towards the backyard side by side with She Yan.
Before leaving, he stepped on the ground and the Five Elements Wheel shone with a rich light. He also built another wall in front of the gate and copied Zhu Qiyou's masterpiece, engraving it completely on the wall.
From now on, anyone who comes to Yuhua Gate will be able to see at first sight the great love that the current emperor has for Ningzhou Lubei.
As for the artistic attainments of this imperial calligraphy...
To be honest, he is just a passerby. The emperor is not afraid of losing face, so what does he have to be afraid of
With nothing more to watch, the players left one after another. Suddenly, a voice rang out.
"Oh my god, I was so busy watching the Emperor's excitement that I forgot to ask Village Chief Gao, what is the Xuanyinsi Purple Guard, and how high is his rank?"
"Yes, that eunuch had a very obedient face. The village chief was in a daze when he received the order. He didn't dare to say anything..."
"What is the way of our village chief?"
"I smell a hidden mission!"
"More than that, it's a long-term plot mission. Be brave. Jiuzhu Mountain is a large-scale dungeon. It may seem insignificant, but it actually involves a lot. Do you still remember the Huangji Sect's stewards from last time? They were also polite to the Sect Leader."
"Hey, weren't those guys who ran away a few days ago very embarrassing?"
"Haha, good running, the mission won't be worth much if there are too many people."
"That was a close call. I was just planning to pack my bedroll tomorrow!"
"You are so lucky..."
…
backyard.
Old tree, stone table.
Lu Bei took out the so-called secret letter. She Xuan looked at it curiously. He didn't say anything, but just spread it out and started reading.
"The eldest princess often visits..."
She Xuan was amused and teased, "What does the emperor mean? He asked you to drive away the wandering bees and butterflies. Aren't you afraid that you will become a wandering bee and butterflies?"
Lu Bei frowned: "It's good to pick up girls according to the emperor's order, but... it's hard to please a princess with princess syndrome."
"What? You took it seriously?" She Xuan laughed even more.
"The words are spoken with great sincerity and written in black and white. How can they be false?"
Hearing the ridicule in She Xuan's words, Lu Bei held his head high and said, "Gold will shine sooner or later. I thought I would not be discovered if I kept a low profile, but I didn't expect that even though I hid it so deeply, the emperor in the capital would still notice it. Now, he has started to promote his sister."
She Xuan rolled her eyes, unable to stand someone's shameless face.
"Alas, it's not easy to keep a low profile. I just want to be loyal to the emperor and patriotic silently and secretly. Why is it so difficult?" Lu Bei sighed.
"Look how proud you are."
She Xuan could no longer bear it and said, "She is the eldest princess. She has seen all kinds of good men. You... have no chance."
If you have the free time, you might as well try some of the grass around you, you might get some unexpected rewards.
"It's so funny. That's because I don't care about her. Otherwise, the princess would be easy to get." Lu Bei slammed the table and flew slowly into the air.
"Where are you going?"
"I am here to visit you by order."
"… "
She Xuan curled her lips, not wanting to bother with Lu Bei, and stood up and walked towards the kitchen.
The eldest princess Chang Ming is not an ordinary princess. She has a title, a fiefdom, and is also the emperor's sister. A peasant like Lu Bei can make people angry just by opening his mouth. I'm afraid that the eldest princess will smash the cup as a signal after just a few words.
Well, let him get frustrated and realize his own limitations, then he will behave himself from now on.