In front of the gate of Yuhuamen, Fox Three looked at Yunpeng Wanlitu with admiration, and his flattering remarks were so disgusting that it seemed as if Emperor Wu Zhou Zhu Qiyu was listening right next to him.
Zhu Qiyou is not here, but Lu Bei is.
Hu San had reason to suspect that if he didn't make his case clearly now, some enthusiastic people would report him and he would be dismissed and investigated for crimes such as defaming the emperor's reputation and spreading rumors and slandering the royal dignity.
It has nothing to do with the brother-in-law wanting to flatter his younger brother-in-law. The reason behind it is heartwarming. Without the eldest brother, the second brother can enjoy the mother's inheritance alone.
The gate of Yuhua is quite deserted today. The leeks below level 20 are busy in the Danfang, while the leeks above level 20 have received new tasks and are moving bricks in full swing at the construction site.
The headmaster is kindhearted and promises to assign jobs to all graduates of the Novice Village. All players trained in Jiuzhu Mountain will be admitted first, regardless of their height, weight or size.
Players directly called the principal Gao Yi. Due to the admission limit of "first come, first served", players who have not yet reached level 20 are working hard to make pills and earn experience.
He looked like he wanted to work overtime all night and kill everyone on the spot.
So, there were a few idiots who usually rode on trees to make pills, but today they all changed their behavior and squatted obediently in the alchemy room.
Since the players had something to do, there was naturally no idle person taking screenshots of Fox Three. He and Lu Bei walked into the backyard side by side. Seeing that there was no one around, he narrowed his eyes into slits and laughed.
"Second brother, where is your young lady? She must have been sitting at the window and peeking in whenever we had a small gathering. Why is she gone today?"
"Underground Palace, practice."
Lu Bei shrugged. Inspired by his entry into the Spiritual Transformation Realm, She Xuan moved into the basement and worked hard with Sister Snake to cultivate the blood of the Snake God. One person and one snake shared the blood, helping each other to grow and benefit, and their cultivation increased as fast as if they had entered the Experience Room.
Having tasted the sweetness of Zhu Qilan, Lu Bei was quite interested in this way of practice. He ignored She Xuan's resistance, suppressed her with one hand, and squeezed in.
However, the bloodlines of the Golden-Winged Dapeng and the Snake God were incompatible, so they could never get along together. She Xuan made no progress in her practice all night and angrily drove him out.
"Tsk tsk, worthy of you."
Fox Three raised his eyebrows and said with admiration: "You have a beautiful young lady at home, and you still have the time to go to Yizhou to seduce the eldest princess. Tell me, how did you succeed?"
"Hooking up with the eldest princess, Zhu Qilan? When did it happen? How come I don't know about it?"
"Don't pretend, second brother. You've already been exposed."
Hu San raised his hand and hooked Lu Bei's shoulder, laughing: "Not only my mother and I know that you are the princess's gigolo, but also the whole family of His Majesty knows about it."
“Hiss, hiss, hiss—”
Lu Bei took a deep breath and couldn't speak clearly: "Brother, don't eat carelessly, and don't say carelessly. Don't spread gossip without any basis."
"I can't believe you're so tight-lipped, brother. You're still stubborn and refuse to tell the truth."
Fox Three curled his lips and said bluntly: "I am not afraid to tell you that you have been caught and have ruined the princess's innocence. The emperor has come to the door and wants mother to give an explanation."
"How can Your Majesty slander a loyal and good person?"
Lu Bei's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "Ningzhou Ding, bah, I am Ningzhou Lu, loyal to the emperor and the country, and loyal to the royal family. The heavens are my witnesses, and the sun and the moon are my mirrors. I haven't even touched my cousin's little hand, so how can I ruin her innocence?"
cousin
It turns out the princess likes this. You two really know how to have fun!
"Haha, brother, this is where you are wrong. You and the princess have practiced dual cultivation together. The evidence is irrefutable. Mother and I have seen it with our own eyes..."
"Dual cultivation?!"
Lu Bei raised his hand to interrupt, sneering, "It's even more impossible. The princess is pure and innocent, and I, Lu, don't like women. I'm proud to say that I'm still a virgin, so how can I practice dual cultivation?"
"Brother, do you have any misunderstandings about dual cultivation?"
Hu San looked Lu Bei up and down. If it were any other Spirit Transformation Realm cultivator who didn't understand dual cultivation, he would have sneered and refused to believe it. But for Lu Bei, it was really possible.
After all, this fellow has been practicing for too short a time, and seriously lacks the basic common sense of the world of immortal cultivation, and often pretends to know things when he does not.
"What misunderstanding could there be? It's just..."
Halfway through his words, Lu Bei raised his hands and clapped. The sound of clapping was crisp and pleasant. At the same time, he gave Hu San a look that showed everyone understood.
"…" x2
"Brother, say something!"
"Wait a moment, let me take it easy first."
Fox Three covered his chest, not knowing how to evaluate his second brother. He had a pure heart, but his head was full of improper thoughts. However, his cultivation speed was so fast that breaking through the bottleneck was as easy as eating and drinking. Only those with a sincere heart could do it.
Seeing the contradiction, Fox Three can only attribute it to God's blindness. He hopes that God will mend his ways in time and transfer Lu Bei's qualifications to someone with common sense. There is no need to pick and choose, just choose him nearby.
After Hu San's explanation, Lu Bei had a new understanding of the word "dual cultivation".
In the world of immortal cultivation, dual cultivation is generally understood to mean that both parties encourage each other's skills and benefit each other. Because the cultivation of skills is related to one's life and death, it is almost like entrusting one's life to the other party, so only the closest and most trusted people will be chosen.
And a dual cultivation method like the one mentioned in clapping also exists, commonly known as the Yin and Yang method, which requires extremely high skills or physical fitness. Only when the conditions are met can it benefit both parties.
Otherwise, if only one party gains the benefit while the other party is unable to make ends meet, it becomes the so-called furnace cauldron.
"So this is what dual cultivation is!"
Lu Bei's eyes widened. Before he traveled through time, he was so innocent that he was misled by LSP players and superficially believed that dual cultivation was the friction between cultivators of the opposite sex that generated heat, and the soul was sublimated in the collision, thus forgetting the universe and entering the selfless realm of unity between man and nature, guiding the growth of cultivation.
Besides, he was just a useless guy at that time, no, he was kind-hearted by nature, unwilling to give up love and freedom, responded to the call for civilized games, and resolutely resisted online LSP, so he never paid attention to the posts about dual cultivation on the forum.
Damn it, it’s all because of these LSPs. His heart is becoming less and less pure.
Also, if he and Zhu Qilan were both practicing together, then wouldn't She Xuan and Sister Snake in the basement be...
Oh hoo!
In an instant, the door to a new world opened.
But soon, as the black and white evil flashed through his mind, the door to the new world slammed shut, and not only was it locked, it was also welded shut.
"You understand, right? You and the princess are connected. You are already part of me. The evidence of our dual cultivation is irrefutable. You can't deny it."
Fox Three patted Lu Bei on the shoulder and said, "You understand the truth now. Tell me, brother, how did you succeed? Where did you buy the drug?"
There was no love potion, just a rub.
"Brother, you misunderstood."
Lu Bei sighed and looked up at the sky with infinite melancholy: "I am a young man in my early twenties, how could I understand such a profound posture of dual cultivation? I suddenly succeeded. I was just too naive and got deceived. Senior Sister Zhu is right, no one with the surname Zhu is a good person."
"Tell me how the princess lied to you. I will despise her with you."
Hu San said with great righteousness, and added: "Be more detailed, especially the details, you must not omit them. I suspect she has another conspiracy."
"Here are my lines..."
Lu Bei rolled his eyes and refused to reveal any details, but insisted that he was young and ignorant, and was deceived by Zhu Qilan and was defrauded of his body by her.
He also warned Fox Three not to spread rumors. Zhu Qilan was still unmarried at her age and was happy to see rumors flying around. He, Lu, was innocent and clean, and his reputation must not be ruined.
At the end of his speech, Lu Bei gritted his teeth. No wonder the Painted Chicken Emperor promoted him and rewarded him with silver, and gave him a painting with his imperial pen. He also ordered him to visit Changming Mansion more often. It seemed that he was really attracted to his body and wanted to make him his brother-in-law.
Bah, who is he looking down on? An outdated old princess who has been a burden on him for many years wants to make money from his natural talent? Dream on!
…
"Here, this is what the old witch asked me to pass on to you."
At the stone table in the backyard, Fox Three brought new tea. The two brothers tasted the tea, and he took out two books and placed them in front of Lu Bei.
"This is… "
There were two books, one thin and one thick. The familiar words on them made Lu Bei's eyes light up, and he raised his hand to touch them.
[You have come into contact with [Qingqiu Right Formation Chapter]. Do you want to spend 10,000 skill points to learn it?]
The thin one is "Qingqiu Right Formation Chapter", a book on martial arts, and the thick one is "Qingqiu Right Fu Chapter", a matching experience book. Rounding it off, it's another deal worth over 100 million.
"Mother, how can I feel so embarrassed..."
Lu Meibei put away the two books with a sizzling sound, thinking that it was good to have someone above her. She looked towards the capital with a serious face and said with a cupped hand, "It's my fault that I didn't go to the capital to visit mother during the New Year. I will make it up to you next year."
Then I won’t go back next year.
Fox Three's face turned sour when he heard that, and he said unhappily, "The old witch knows that you slept with the princess, and she's so proud of it. She even asked me to tell you that as long as no one gets killed, I can cover it for you no matter how many times you sleep with her."
"What if someone died?"
"Get married."
"horrible."
Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly, and suddenly thought of something, with a suspicious look on his face: "My mother didn't give me anything else, such as the Light Escape Talisman, the Changchun Talisman, etc., and they were all there last time. Tell the truth, did you withhold the benefits that mother gave me again?"
The last time Fox Three came to deliver opportunities, in addition to the skills and experience books, he also gave five each of the Light Escape Talisman, the Changchun Talisman, and the Demon Suppression Talisman. He gave a few to She Xuan and kept the rest in the bottom of the box for emergency use.
As a result, due to his outstanding qualifications, not only his enemies couldn't catch up with him, but his trump cards couldn't catch up with him either, and the three talismans have now become useless.
The Light Escape Talisman takes a little longer to swing, not as good as the flap of his wings; the Changchun Talisman is quick to take effect, but it is a one-time item and cannot be as flexible as the Qinglong Yu; the last one is the Demon Suppression Talisman...
What is the devil
But then again, just because it is not useful, that is not a reason for Fox San to withhold the benefits. It is also fine to keep it as a collection or sell it for money.
For example, Zhu Qilan, a princess with many inner demons, can be sold to her for a sky-high price with a demon-suppressing talisman.
"No, mother said that you have the body of a roc that is best at flying, and you don't have to worry about protecting yourself, so I won't give you anything, lest you learn the good things from the bad things and become a lazy person like your elder brother who just eats and waits to die." Fox San taught him with confidence.
Lu Bei rolled his eyes when he heard that.
"As for your demon body, mother has other instructions. Don't underestimate the cultivators in the world just because you are invincible."
Fox Three passed on the message: "It's just that it's almost useless. You have magical powers, and so do others. When you encounter strange and unpredictable magic weapons and formations, remember not to take it lightly."
Lu Bei nodded when he heard this. According to gossip, the Buddha once cut a lump of gold and fed it to the Golden Winged Peng. The latter swallowed it in one gulp and was fixed by the magnet and could not fly far.
From this we can see that the Buddha's golden body is impure and the iron content is too high.
"By the way, second brother, after talking for so long, haven't you discovered anything else?" Fox Three put down the teacup in his hand and tried his best to straighten his chest.
"Are you a female?"
"… "
Knowing that Lu Bei was playing dumb, Fox Three didn't waste any words. His aura spread out, as if he had reached the great perfection of the innate realm.
"I have never stopped practicing in the capital. I have been in seclusion every day and have never stepped out of the door. I have achieved my current state with my hard work."
Come and praise me!
"It's pretty good. From being killed if I punch you, to having a one in ten thousand chance of leaving a last word if I punch you."
Lu Bei apologized, "I didn't notice it just now. It's my fault, but you can't blame me entirely. Big brother, your change is too subtle. I can be forgiven for not noticing it at the moment at the Spiritual Transformation stage."
"… "
"Don't think too much, bro. I don't mean anything else. I definitely don't look down on you."
"… "