The scene was so outrageous that Lu Bei said he couldn't understand it.
It is true that Bai Jin did not have that kind of worldly desire for him. He had always been a sister who took care of his younger brother, and even some elders cared for the younger generation and treated him as a disciple.
But Bai Jin doesn’t have it, but he does!
Let's be frank, he had worldly desires for his senior sister, and he never concealed it, and he would often whisper it in She Yan's ear.
She Xuan couldn't stand it, both emotionally and logically, so...
Lu Bei poured himself a cup of tea and savored it carefully.
The result was not very good, unexpectedly there was no poisoning prompt.
Lu Bei was at a loss for words, but when he saw the two sisters talking and laughing, he thought it was outrageous.
You can love each other, but that will come in the future. Now you should be as hostile as fire and water and compete with all your might to see who is the better of you.
If you can't figure it out, just think about it. Lu Bei looked around and found that the little foxes were not in the yard. It was time to carry out the task assigned by the headmaster. They lined up to lose the Qiankun bag and issued tasks to the players.
Only a not very bright niece was standing there stupidly, her little face full of confusion and ignorance, like a primary school student who came across a linear equation with two variables, and no one knew who was who.
Lu Bei raised his hand and hooked it, pointing in the direction of the back mountain. Wei Yu came forward curiously.
"Uncle Junior Master, what's the matter?"
"Xiaoyu, Uncle Master will take you to the back mountain to see the big fish."
"Fish again..."
Wei Yu curled her lips in disdain, feeling that her junior uncle was evolving into the senior uncle. One day, he would go out early and come back late, with empty hands and a look of hatred on his face, but he would say that he went out to do good deeds, which is a necessary way for people who practice cultivation to accumulate virtue.
…
Behind the mountain, beside the deep pond.
Several Buddhist players were fishing. Lu Bei watched from afar and secretly thought that casting a wide net would catch more fish. Look, the casual players had already been caught in the net.
He pulled Wei Yu behind a tree and squatted together beside the grass. He asked her sternly what had happened between She Xuan and Bai Jin, and asked Wei Yu to explain it in detail. Not only did he require her to remember every word, but he also wanted her to learn the corresponding facial expressions.
This stumped Wei Yu. Her head was not very smart to begin with, and she couldn't execute so many commands. She frowned and recalled while thinking about the expressions and actions of the two women.
Lu Bei saw this and felt that the new tea clashed with the green tea, and the whole table was filled with tragedies.
Senior sister gave Sister She the jade pendant that was passed down by the headmaster’s wife...
Not good, this is the rhythm of entrusting an orphan to someone else's care!
Lu Bei raised his hand and bit his nails. He knew that his senior sister was devoted to the Dao and disregarded the love between men and women. She was a tough nut to crack. He never expected that his senior sister would act so decisively. If there was any sign of something wrong, she would cut it off without giving any chance.
No, I have to think of a way, otherwise his more than 100 pounds will fall on She Xuan's hands.
For a moment, Lu Bei came up with a plan. He wanted to bring the trouble from the south to the east. He brought his cousin to Sanqing Peak, produced irrefutable evidence of dual cultivation, and asked Bai Jin to take back the jade pendant in the same way she gave it away.
But it doesn't work.
Not to mention that She Xuan was very hurt, she didn't even get to taste the sweetness first, just her cousin's identity as the eldest princess...
First of all, we have to confirm that Bai Jin is not a princess left behind by the Qingqian royal family.
Since it is impossible to bring in trouble from the south, one can go from nearby. The head of the neighboring Qipan Peak, Zhao, is a beautiful woman with extraordinary beauty. With the hero saving the beauty in front of her, she secretly falls in love with him and is very happy with him. It might be a good idea to use him temporarily.
But it doesn't work.
Sect Leader Zhao had a miserable life. He was plotted against by his master, hunted down by his senior brothers, and seven of his senior sisters died in infighting among his fellow disciples. Some of them died tragically by being used as cauldrons and having their magical powers drained away.
After much difficulty, she met a hero who pulled her out of the darkness and brought her back to the free world. But if this longed-for hero took off his disguise, he would be a scumbag who would never marry her...
Forget it. Master Zhao is a good person, a typical lady from a noble family. It would be bad if he turned evil and became a demon.
His cousin isn’t suitable, and Sect Leader Zhao isn’t suitable either, so there’s only one person left who can help him.
Fox three!
With Fox Three's stunning looks, the high-level women's dressing skill of 'Shadow Illusion', and his rich experience in dressing up as women, plus the two brothers being in tune with each other and having a lot of bad intentions, they played the roles of the adulterers so vividly that others could not find any fault with them.
But it doesn't work.
Not to mention that Fox Three's female costume is extremely lethal, enough to make ordinary-looking female cultivators like Senior Sister and Sister She feel ashamed and withdraw from the fight. Just Lu himself cannot control himself, and if he is turned lesbian by Fox Three, that would be a lot of fun.
After thinking it over, Lu Bei realized that he had been busy practicing all day and had few female confidants. When the time came, there was no suitable person around him.
"I hate it so much. I am just too kind. Why am I working so hard?"
Lu Bei beat his chest and stamped his feet, hating himself for being a good person.
"Don't worry, little master, I'm here for you!"
Wei Yu patted Lu Bei on the back to help him calm down.
"you?!"
Lu Bei looked at Wei Yu with disdain and sneered, "You are nothing. I appreciate your kindness, but go and cool off over there."
Wei Yu was furious and said angrily: "Even if I can't do it, I still have my mother!"
"Oh my god, don't talk nonsense, my cousin will kill me."
Lu Bei was so frightened that his face twisted. He knew that Wei Yu was a fierce and simple-minded girl, but he didn't expect that she was so short-sighted.
"Little Master, you don't know that my mother and I have done a lot to help you and Master live together."
"Oh, what do you mean?"
Lu Bei was puzzled. Zhu Yan was just a gossiper and a melon-eater. What good could she do
"It's like this..."
Wei Yu talked about how Lu Bei and Bai Jin had a secret meeting in the room that day, and the mother and daughter witnessed it with their own eyes. They did it for fun, no, to build momentum for the two of them and break the cruel rule of the head of the Lingxiao Sword Sect, and spread the news widely.
With the help of the head of the Law Enforcement Institute, the entire Lingxiao Sword Sect knew that the two had slept together.
Wonderful!
Lu Bei listened to it, narrowed his eyes slightly to hide the brilliance, and secretly said to the headmaster's wife, "Thank you for your hard work. If Lu gets what he wants one day, he will definitely pay homage to his mother-in-law."
Forget about the leader, the old man is very bad.
"so what?"
After Wei Yu finished speaking, Lu Bei snorted coldly: "Do you know that it is because of you and Senior Sister Zhu's rumors that your master is shameless and now wants to break up with me."
Wei Yu had a bitter face. It was not her fault. She meant well. It was all Zhu Yan's fault.
"Also, that's not how you spread gossip. It's useless if only Lingxiao Sword Sect knows about it. Your master has insisted on not admitting it, and what can others do to her? In the end, isn't it me, your junior uncle, who gets hurt?" Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly, criticizing Wei Yu.
"What should we do then?" Wei Yu asked in confusion.
"To remedy the current situation, the only way is to make one mistake after another, and go all the way to the end."
"Uncle Junior Master, please tell me in detail."
"The gossip about me and my senior sister, bah, your master and I are in love with each other, although the fact is true, but your master is a very opinionated person, and using the power to pressure her will only make her resist, and continuing to spread rumors in Lingxiao Sword Sect will be counterproductive."
"That… "
"Increase the efforts, not only Lingxiao Sword Sect should spread it, but also the entire Yuezhou."
Lu Bei raised his hand and placed it on Wei Yu's shoulder. He said with a serious face, "In one month, the fact that Senior Sister and I are in love will be known to everyone in Yuezhou. Even a dog or a tree will be able to answer your junior uncle's name if asked about the name of your master's dual cultivation partner."
"Ah, this..."
Wei Yu was sweating profusely, thinking that if she succeeded in this matter, Bai Jin would definitely chop her with a sword. She swallowed her saliva with a gulp, "Junior Master, you think too highly of me. To be honest, I am a waste."
"Here's a million silver notes. Use it for promotion. Come back to me when you've spent it."
Lu Bei smiled calmly and took out a second banknote: "Here is five million. Use it to buy candy. Tell Junior Master, are you still a waste?"
"I am not!"
"This young man is teachable."
"Master Junior, from now on Xiaoyu is yours."
Wei Yu took the million silver bills, counted them quickly, and then patted her chest loudly, and said with money in her eyes: "Please rest assured, Master, I am here, Master will never escape your clutches!"
"That's right, you have great ambitions! Follow your uncle and work hard. After you succeed, even if you fail to become an immortal, you will be supported by your uncle and enjoy endless wealth and glory."
Lu Bei made a promise and asked Wei Yu to lean closer to his ear, and Waibi Waibi taught him some tips on spreading rumors.
He who keeps company with vermilion will become red, and he who keeps company with ink will become black. I just learned this recently.
Ever since he joined Xuanyinsi and debuted in Ningzhou with Fox Three as the good-looking group "Fox Friends and Dog Friends", he has become more and more depraved and is no longer the pure little boy he used to be.
Seeing Wei Yu nodding while listening, as if she had suddenly realized something and had given up on learning, Lu Bei couldn't help but curl his lips, thinking that this girl was no good, and it would be better to rely on Bai Jin to give up on himself than to rely on her.
A pure passerby, I say what I think, impartially. My eldest niece is not very smart, she inherited Zhu Yan's talent, but she spent all of it on eating melons, and she has no potential to be a bootlicker.
Instead of expecting her to spread the word, it is better to use the power of Xuanyinsi.
Yuezhou is not Ningzhou. Lu Bei has absolute power in Ningzhou, but he has no influence in Yuezhou. If he goes to Mu Ziwei for help, the other party may not pay any attention to him.
The only plan now is to let Wei Yu make a small move and urge Hu San to act as soon as possible, drug Mu Ziwei and cause him to get into a murder case, so that he can ask him for help and use the intelligence network of Yuezhou Xuanyinsi to spread rumors throughout the state.
By then, three people will make a tiger, and gossip will be flying everywhere. Even if Bai Jin has an iron heart of Taoism, a crack will inevitably appear.
With the Sect Leader's wife and Wei Yu attacking from both sides, he, Lu, takes advantage of every opportunity and visits her every few days to say cheesy love words. Why should he worry that they won't fall in love with each other over time
This is a sure thing!
What? You said this is the way the devil cultivators are using their magic to steal the cauldron, and that the method is too despicable
If you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense. In the world of immortal cultivation, this is how love works.
…
The two returned to the backyard. Lin Yu slapped his neck and cried out that he had a headache. He talked to himself for a while and was shocked to realize that the only solution was fishing. Under the silent gaze of others, he quickly walked towards the deep pool in the back mountain.
"Junior brother, I heard from Senior Brother that you have already become a god?" Bai Jin asked in surprise.
"With a little luck, a little talent, and a million times more effort, I have stepped into the threshold of the Divine Transformation Realm by chance."
Lu Bei nodded, dispelling his innate false aura, revealing the aura of the Spiritual Transformation Realm, and was quite humble in his words.
"Junior brother, you have great talent..."
Bai Jin was amazed, envious and admiring. Thinking of something, he asked, "What level have you reached in practicing the Changchong Sword Song on your belt?"
[Long-lasting Sword Song Lv18 (40w/450w)]
Lu Bei pondered for a moment and whispered, "I'm not sure either. Anyway, as I practiced, I learned the sword form, sword heart, and sword control techniques, and I also figured out the long-lasting sword intent."
Is this really happening?!
Bai Jin was shocked again, and it was only after Lu Bei demonstrated it in person that she believed that monsters really existed in the world.
"Good! Good! Good!"
Bai Jin was overjoyed, her beautiful eyes sparkled, and she said happily: "Junior brother Chang Chong's sword intent has reached the eighth level, just in time for him to join forces with me to practice dual cultivation. Come with me, and we will go to the underground palace to duel swords."
She Xuan: “…”
Double attack, what is double