The housekeeper was very obedient and went forward to help the master undress.
Then, the housekeeper was very obedient and, following the mistress's instructions, added two more small clothes for the mistress and herself.
Because of these two obstructions, the foggy bathroom immediately turned into a swimming pool.
Fortunately, the problem was not serious. It was a private swimming pool and there were no outsiders. The two pieces of cloth blocked it but not completely, so it did not prevent the master from enjoying the scenery.
Lu Bei was shameless and ignored Zhu Qilan's warning look. He pushed the two women aside with his butt and squeezed in between them.
With a wave of his left hand, he hooked the secretly delighted Yu steward, and with a raised right hand, he grabbed Zhu Qilan who pretended to be calm, and then he moved left and right, making both of them blush.
Zhu Qilan crossed his arms, with a sinister and cunning heart. He turned his head to the side and slapped Lu Bei on the back of his head.
Housekeeper Yu flirted with him, leaning on Lu Bei's shoulder and twisting her head to nod back and forth, using his body temperature to dissipate the redness on her face, and said in a delicate voice, "Master, you are so bad!"
"Do you like it?"
Lu Bei had a serious face, but his hands hidden under the water were doing something restless, while he was criticizing this evil old society.
Because of his principle of being strict with others and lenient with himself, he did not criticize himself. He reflected on himself three times a day and found that he was not wrong. All the mistakes were others' fault. He blamed them for being too charming.
"If Your Highness likes it, then I naturally like it. If Your Highness doesn't like it, then I don't know." Butler Yu's eyes were misty, and he couldn't bear the big hand playing tricks on him. He leaned into Lu Bei's ear and breathed softly.
"Okay, I'll ask for you."
Lu Bei turned to look at Zhu Qilan, gently shook her delicate body but seeing no response, he immediately formed his five fingers into claws and used the Black Tiger Heart-Rip Move.
It was true, the water was deep and he couldn't control himself.
Zhu Qilan's body trembled, feeling ashamed and angry. He bit his lip and looked at Lu Bei, asking him to behave himself and stop causing trouble.
"Cousin, let me ask you, do you like it?" Lu Bei asked with a smile.
"Shame on you."
Zhu Qilan spat lightly and shook his head decisively to indicate that he didn't like it.
Lu Bei was frustrated after not getting a satisfactory answer. He turned to look at Butler Yu and said, "It's a bit troublesome. My cousin is not sincere and I'm afraid I'll have to torture her to get her to tell the truth. Please help me hold her down. I'll personally charge the Emperor."
Butler Yu covered his mouth with his hands and giggled, then nodded in agreement. The two of them turned to look at Zhu Qilan, which made the latter panic. He fled in a panic and disappeared in a flash.
"Cousin, your clothes..."
Lu Bei grabbed the silky fabric, and before he had time to regret, Butler Yu moved over and sat on his lap.
A mere housekeeper actually dared to commit treason. He is so bold that he does not even have his master in his heart!
Lu Bei became anxious at that time. He had just learned the grappling techniques and could not bear such humiliation. He pinned Butler Yu down with a snap. Their eyes met and their lips touched. The atmosphere instantly became heated.
At this moment, the bathroom door opened, and Zhu Qilan, who had changed his clothes at the speed of light, strode in. Seeing the adulterer and his wife, completely immersed in each other's affairs and still hugging and kissing each other, he snorted coldly.
Crack! Crack!
The cold air froze and a thick layer of ice condensed on the water surface. Before Butler Yu could sit down on the hard seat, Zhu Qilan pulled him out of the water.
She looked puzzled and looked at Zhu Qilan in confusion. They had agreed to act according to the plan, so why did he change his mind
Zhu Qilan's expression remained unchanged, and he did not even look at Lu Bei. He said unhappily, "Bai Yu, tidy up your clothes and follow me into seclusion."
"Now?"
Butler Yu was very surprised. He glanced at the couple and suddenly realized something.
She smiled secretly at Lu Bei, and under the latter's silent gaze, she wiped off the moisture on her body, took out a set of clean clothes and changed into them, then followed Zhu Qilan, twisted her waist and disappeared out the door.
"Tsk, you don't eat it yourself, and you don't let others eat it either. How selfish." Lu Bei curled his lips, waved his hand to disperse the floating ice on the water, turned his martial arts skills, calmed down, took out the jade gourd and started to fry it.
"Please turn around baby!"
I just got this new baby and I never get tired of playing with it.
On the other side, Butler Yu followed Zhu Qilan away, dragging his feet and laughing quietly from time to time.
"why are you laughing?"
"Your Highness heard wrong. Bai Yu was clearly crying. Your Highness is fickle and inconsistent. He thinks one way today and another way tomorrow. It just makes me suffer and tired. The master will definitely not like me anymore after I leave." Butler Yu sighed quietly and said things like "I was left homeless on the streets in the cold weather, and I died with a piece of white silk."
Zhu Qilan was angry and annoyed when he heard this: "Then why are you still following me? You might as well go back."
"Thank you for your kindness, Your Highness. Bai Yu will be back soon." Housekeeper Yu nodded repeatedly, lifted her skirt and turned around...
Didn't leave.
"Come back here!"
"whee."
"You're so frivolous, it's all your fault... You've corrupted him."
"Your Highness, please don't wrongly accuse a good woman. It is obvious that the master is very talented. He learns things quickly, is able to apply what he has learned to other situations, and can draw inferences from one instance. You can't blame me." Housekeeper Yu cried out in grievance. At the beginning, she was the one who led Lu Bei, but later on, the initiative was no longer in her hands.
"Don't call him Master. There is no clue on this matter yet."
"You dare to take a bath together when there is no sign of anything. If there is any sign of something, then you will tear down the house..."
"What are you mumbling about?"
"whee."
According to the palace rules, Zhu Qilan selected a male host for Changming Mansion, and Zhu Baiyu should have checked him first and taught him some advanced theoretical techniques. It would be best if he could practice them, so as to avoid being clueless and making a fool of himself at a critical moment.
The plan was like this at the beginning. Steward Yu was ordered to teach Lu Bei while cramming theoretical knowledge. Seeing that the atmosphere was almost brewing and it was time for actual combat, Zhu Qilan was not happy.
The deeper his feelings were, the more unwilling he was. Seeing Lu Bei and Steward Yu being so affectionate with each other, he felt jealous. He changed his plan overnight. He threw two books at the theoretical level, but it would definitely not work in practice.
The question is, she is the one who has the final say in Changming Mansion, and the rules of the palace do not apply to this.
But when asked when she would put the theory into practice, Zhu Qilan was speechless. She stammered that everyone was young and there was no need to rush. They could discuss it later after Lu Bei accompanied her to the capital and met the queen mother.
…
The next day, Lu Bei found Zhu Qilan who was in seclusion and asked him about the secret realm of refining in the fusion stage.
Upgrading the small world is a top priority.
Zhu Qilan's realm leap is too big, from the entry level to the great perfection in the fusion stage, there is simply no time to settle the ultimate principles of heaven and earth. If he does not make up for the incomplete small world as soon as possible and refine the void into reality, not only will he be unable to condense a magical weapon of fusion, but the unstable foundation will also affect his future practice.
In this regard, Zhu Qilan said that it was dispensable. The Western Jade Emperor Sutra she practiced was different from the techniques of other cultivators. She did not need to take the trouble to condense magic weapons, and she could enter the tribulation period step by step.
As for the magic weapon, she refined her original small world into a snow-white ice blade, which was quite handy.
Lu Bei suspected that Zhu Qilan had gone astray in his practice just like him, but the Western Jade Emperor Avenue, which required 100,000 skill points to practice, would not go astray to this extent. But if neither of them had gone astray...
Doesn’t it mean that all the cultivators in the world have taken the wrong path
This world is wrong!
Thinking of this, Lu Bei had a vague premonition, but there were so many talented people in the world, it was impossible for no one to notice if something went wrong.
He did not dare to be careless. He pressed Zhu Qilan down on the couch and examined him very carefully. He only stopped in disappointment after he was hit twice in the chest with the help of pink fists.
Zhu Qilan was in seclusion, and the commander-in-chief's duties fell on Lu Bei again. He dealt with them hastily, adding a bunch of tasks to himself, and after a tangle with Steward Yu, he returned to Sanqing Peak alone.
Before leaving, I got a few props from Butler Yu. The texts were unimportant, but the illustrations were lifelike. They were said to be secret treasures passed down from the palace.
As it involved the state secrets of Wu Zhou, Lu Bei did not dare to say or ask, and he accepted the props obediently. Facing Teacher Yu who circled the key points and said that there would be an exam next time, Lu Bei patted her chest and promised that he would study hard late at night after returning home, work hard and be diligent, and graduate with full marks.
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Sanqing Peak.
Lu Bei showed up at the two camps to check if there were any new students with outstanding qualifications. The results were not very good. The students were competitive enough, but there was not a single familiar ID.
Calculating the time, the first world's number one martial arts competition... No, the first qualifying competition is about to start, and he hasn't even found a reliable registered disciple.
We can't miss this opportunity to be exposed, right
Lu Bei came to the backyard of Yuhuamen, holding a cup of tea and browsing the official forum. There was no news about the upcoming ranking competition.
The pinned post is also related to arms. The last time I posted a message to find like-minded partners, I have already gathered all the people and am currently assembling machine tools, hoping to change the world of immortal cultivation with automatic firepower.
The idea is good, but Lu Bei, who is from version 3.0 and has already reached the fusion stage, said that the arms industry will not last long in the world of immortal cultivation. It is like the reincarnation of an immortal, which is amazing in the early stage but no one cares about it in the later stage.
After all, the output of firearms is insufficient and the methods are single. When it comes to the method of boiling water, the world of immortal cultivation is more advanced.
Just as I was thinking about it, two gusts of fragrant wind mixed together and blew towards me.
One is the aroma of meat, the other is the aroma of meat.
Lu Bei opened his eyes and met She Xuan's sickeningly sweet gaze. He took the roast goose with both hands, placed it in front of him and devoured it.
[You have been poisoned. After deducting the defense and poison immunity, your health remains unchanged.]
It still tastes the same. If someone else tastes it, they won’t be able to compare it to the deep love put into the roast goose.
Seeing Lu Bei wolfing down the food, She Xuan felt extremely satisfied. She knew that Lu Bei was acting, and she was satisfied with his attitude.
He has me in his heart and knows how to coax people.
Everything was swept away in a flash. Lu Bei threw the bones aside and called for clean water to wash off the oil stains. Before he could say anything more, he was grabbed by She Yan and walked towards the quiet room in the underground palace in a mysterious manner.
No way, sister, we were in the Heze Kingdom palace, and we did this and that, and you can just act like nothing happened
There was no major battle after the war, but they continued to practice dual cultivation, which made Lu Bei very disappointed.
But soon, his face became serious. Within his sight, a new swimming pool was built in the quiet room, almost following the one in Hibiscus Palace.
"Sister She, what do you mean? Let me make it clear first, I won't let you succeed!"
"It's nothing. Your clothes got dirty while you were eating. I'll take you to wash them."
"That's impossible. This is my cassock. It won't get dusty or damaged by water or fire..."
"She's still in seclusion and won't wake up for a while."
"You should have said so earlier. Take the clothes."
Lu Bei raised his hand and hooked it around her slender waist. When the love was so strong, there was no need to exaggerate or say sweet words to warm up the atmosphere. The two hearts were already close to each other. After that, it was just the old man pushing, no, it was a natural thing.
At the edge of the abyss, sky and water merge, clams spit out pearls in the dark tide, and the whole view of the clouds and mountains is like a pitiful song.