Your surname is Li, it’s still too clear, you are so arrogant!
Lu Bei was stunned, watching the tutor whose stature and even intelligence shrank, and threw him out with a flick of his hand.
Li Taiqing flew sideways in mid-air, his chubby face full of confusion.
She somersaulted in the air with a very handsome posture, and perhaps she wanted to make a heroic three-point landing, but her cumbersome clothes blocked her way, and when she landed, she stepped on the corner of her clothes and fell on her back with a bang.
"oops!"
“It hurts…”
Lu Bei looked at the little girl rolling around with her head in her hands in silence, suspecting that there was something fishy going on. The Master was the most powerful king who was trying to get away with it when he was about to die.
It's so funny. What's the point of turning into a little girl? He, the reincarnated demon, likes to bully the weak, especially little girls who can cry for a long time after being punched by one. He can make them cry for three days and three nights.
"Hey, it doesn't hurt anymore?"
Li Taiqing stood up, holding up his cumbersome clothes. His chubby face was rosy and tender, with a teardrop mole at the corner of his eye. His dark eyes blinked, like the night sky washed by water, so clean that it was filled with starlight.
At this moment, the pair of eyes stared at Lu Bei innocently, with the corners of his mouth pouting: "Big brother, you haven't spoken yet, why... why?"
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Seeing her not very smart look, Lu Bei felt itchy in the fist. He just wanted to punch her hard and make her bleed from the nose.
I have to admit that he is worthy of being the Taifu who has fought with Fox Er for many years without losing the upper hand. His acting skills are really terrifying, just like the real thing.
The mistake was that it was too real. It was a twist without any sign. It was not easy to deceive him.
Lu Bei sneered three times: "Little girl, what nonsense are you talking about? Who is your big brother? Call me Uncle Lu."
"Uncle Lu."
Li Taiqing raised his head and shouted in a clear voice, then continued to think, why did he forget what he was thinking before, did he fall and fall to the ground
Seeing that the tutor did not hesitate at all and directly called him uncle, Lu Bei was choked for a moment, still a little unconvinced: "Silly child, I won't lie to you, there is no such thing as uncle, I am actually your biological father, call me daddy."
Li Taiqing opened his mouth wide and stared at Lu Bei in amazement. After a moment, his eyes turned red and tears fell. He dodged and fell into Lu Bei's arms.
"Daddy, Qing'er has been looking for you so hard!"
The momentum of the headbutt was so strong that Lu Bei groaned and was knocked on his back. He continued to sneer, took out the jade slip he had taken back, and patted the little head that was nodding in his arms: "Don't cry, shout more, your father likes to hear this."
“Daddy!”
"good."
“Daddy!”
"Yeah, that sounds good."
"… "
After about ten minutes, Lu Bei couldn't stand it anymore. The Taifu's realistic acting made him feel like he was bullying a moron. Because of his noble moral sentiments, he felt full of guilt and had no pleasure of revenge at all.
"Daddy, you... don't want me again?"
"Get lost, don't stick your snot on me, this guy is not your dad, call me uncle."
“Wow wow wow—”
Heart-wrenching cries spread throughout the independent world constructed by the Taiyi Yantiantu. Li Taiqing howled for a while, and when he saw that Lu Bei was not trying to comfort him, his nose felt sore, and he sniffed, then howled even harder.
At the same time, he swung his arms in a circle and delivered a set of turtle punches to his ungrateful father.
His body shrank, but his abilities were still there, and when he swung his punches, the void vibrated and even left afterimages.
Lu Bei watched calmly, plugging his left ear with one hand and pressing the top of Li Taiqing's head with the other, constructing an absolute defense that was so close yet so far away, blocking a set of exquisite boxing techniques half a step away.
It's so funny, I can't hit it at all.
“Ahh—”
Half an hour later, Li Taiqing was still swinging her fists. She was not determined, but she was definitely bored. Lu Bei was watching her the whole time, plugging his ears with one hand. He had never seen anyone more bored than her.
Another half hour passed, Li Taiqing stopped moving his arms and cleared his hoarse throat.
Just when Lu Bei thought that the Master had given up and was not going to act anymore, she waved her hand to summon a cloud of water vapor, moistened her throat, and took a deep breath.
“Wow wow wow—”
"Stop howling!"
"Wow... burp."
Li Taiqing couldn't catch his breath, he lowered his head and coughed repeatedly, grabbed the sleeve of Lu Bei in front of him, snorted, and wiped a handful of snot.
Lu Bei: “…”
To be honest, she is just a passerby. She is the imperial tutor, a great man in the tribulation period, and a first-rank official. She doesn't care about her reputation anymore. What's wrong with trusting her this time
Anyway, I’ve taken enough photos.
Lu Bei rubbed the little head in front of him, grabbed two tufts of long hair and began to tie a knot, and said seriously: "Xiao Qing, your father has offended a powerful enemy outside, so it is inconvenient for me to recognize you. Before you deal with her, I can only be your uncle, do you understand?"
"Why ..."
"Don't ask. Those who understand will understand, and those who don't understand won't understand even if you tell them. The interests involved are too great. I can only say that the water is deep. You are still young, and there is no benefit in knowing these things." Lu Bei interrupted directly.
Li Taiqing was confused after hearing this, and subconsciously moved closer to Lu Bei. When he got close enough, he pounced on him.
Didn't hit it.
Lu Bei dodged sideways, but accidentally hooked his foot and tripped the tutor, sending him flying to the ground.
Because his body had become smaller and he had no cushioning, he slid several meters and screamed in pain again.
Without waiting for Lu Bei's warm embrace or even a hand, Li Taiqing stood up with a pout, and said angrily, "Dad..."
"Call me uncle."
"Who is that man? How could he be so abominable? I will go and kill him."
As expected of you, human nature is evil and you have been shouting for fighting and killing since you were young.
"I'm afraid that won't work."
Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly: "Uncle, that person is the current Taifu of Wu Zhou Dynasty, a great master in the Tribulation Crossing Stage. You are still young, you are no match for her."
"Then wait until I grow up!"
"Okay, as long as you are happy."
"That… "
Where is Wu Zhou, what is Taifu, and what is the Tribulation Period, I seem to have heard of them somewhere.
Li Taiqing frowned and thought hard. His eyes were empty and his head was empty. After a moment, he gave up thinking and decisively threw it aside.
Compared to these, she wanted to throw herself into Lu Bei's arms and cuddle for a while. She was not stupid. There was an aura about Lu Bei that made her feel extremely at ease. He was definitely her biological son.
Lu Bei dodged the attack and thought of something. He pointed at the Shangqing Sword beside him and said with narrowed eyes, "Qing'er, go pick up that sword for me."
"oh."
Li Taiqing held up the corner of his clothes and came to the side of the Shangqing Sword. When his palm touched the hilt, he exclaimed, "Dad, uncle, this sword feels so familiar to me when I hold it in my hand!"
"Idiot, you often watch me practice sword skills, how can you not be familiar with it?" Lu Bei said unhappily.
“Yes.”
Li Taiqing resolved her confusion and came to Lu Bei dragging the Shangqing Sword. In the previous second, she was thinking why the sword was so heavy and it would be better if it was lighter. In the next second, the Shangqing Sword was as light as a feather and she lifted it above her head easily.
Lu Bei's body tensed up, one hand clenched into a fist and hidden behind his back, he said meaningfully: "Qing'er, the sword has the imprint of your soul, it is quite inconvenient for me to use it, break it up and give it to me."
"What is the Soul Mark?"
"Don't talk back. If you break up, I will hold you for a while." Lu Bei looked kind.
Li Taiqing was greatly encouraged when she heard this. She held the Shangqing Sword in both hands, her face flushed red. After a moment, she learned it by herself. She closed her eyes and her soul sank into the Shangqing Sword.
Snap!
From somewhere unknown, a sound of shattering was heard, and Li Taiqing turned pale, falling backwards with his head heavy and his feet light.
Within sight, Lu Bei took a step forward and extended his hand towards her.
Plop!
Li Taiqing fell to the ground in a daze, with an unbearable headache. He turned around with difficulty and saw Lu Bei holding the Shangqing Sword, flicking the sword with his fingertips, his face filled with...
She didn't know how to describe it, but she was laughing happily.
Seeing this, Li Taiqing's eyes misted over and he choked with grievance: "I fell and it hurts, my head hurts, my chest hurts, everything hurts so much."
"It's okay, just blow it."
Lu Bei raised his hand and fanned Li Taiqing's head. When Li Taiqing asked for a hug, he took out the Qingrui Lantern and said, "Qing'er, there is also your soul mark on it. Untie it as well."
"But… "
"Why, you don't listen to me?"
"No, it just... hurts."
Li Taiqing's face was pale, and he looked at Lu Bei pitifully. His aggrieved look made Lu Bei feel extremely guilty. He shook his head, and brought the sinister face of the adult Taifu into Li Taiqing's brows. His heart instantly turned cold: "Be good, this is the last time. From now on, I will let you hug me any way you want."
"Really?"
"Of course. I'll give you a pinky promise."
"What is a hook?"
After a moment, Li Taiqing's face turned pale as paper, his hands and feet twitched occasionally and he fell to the ground. Lu Bei held the Qingrui Lantern and could no longer suppress his hearty laughter.
"Daddy, I... it hurts!"
"… "
Lu Bei put away the Qingrui Lantern and was not in a hurry to refine the two magic weapons. He frowned and looked at Li Taiqing who was lying on the ground, looking down at him with fear and suspicion in his eyes.
Is it possible that this person is still acting and deceiving him
His cold eyes were filled with ruthlessness and even a bit of disgust. Li Taiqing felt extremely aggrieved. He bit his lips, tears welling up in his eyes and couldn't stop flowing.
Forget it, who can blame me for being so kind
Lu Bei lowered his head and sighed. He was a good person in every way except that he was too kind-hearted. He was as kind as the Virgin Mary. He was willing to step into the trap even though he knew he would suffer a loss.
He put away the two magic weapons, stretched out his hands and held the little girl in his arms. The latter felt so wronged that she burst into tears.
Those who heard it were sad, those who listened to it cried, and Lu Bei was simply unable to deal with it.
He knows how to coax anyone who is over 18 years old, but he has no experience with such a young child.
"Daddy, I'm in so much pain, it hurts all over my body..."
After crying for a while, the little girl gradually became silent, her pale face covered with sweat, as if she was trapped in a nightmare, with a lingering frown on her brows.
"Ah, this..."
"It should have nothing to do with me, right?"
Lu Bei's eyes twitched, and he began his daily self-examination. He nodded, confirming that it had nothing to do with him.
He pried open the two little hands that were tightly grasping his clothes, wrapped Li Taiqing's loose clothes, turned them into a quilt, and tied a knot.
Apparently, because of problems with his martial arts, the Master suffered from amnesia, reduced intelligence, and rejuvenation. His IQ is so low that everyone he meets calls him a father, and you can take them to see the goldfish without consuming any lollipops.
It was difficult for Lu Bei to deal with this kind of little devil, but...
"Just in case, maybe she will wake up in the next second!"
Lu Bei took out the Shangqing Sword and Qingrui Lamp and decisively refined them for his own use. Even if he couldn't use them, it would be good to put his own label on them and occupy the spot.