This Is Exactly How Cultivation Works

Chapter 500: Tieguai Lu Dongbin, riding upside down on the white peony

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The devil laughed for a long time, walked over the corpses on the ground with a step that showed no regard for his relatives, waved to the other white-haired man, and disappeared into the night.

The white-haired girl was weak and could be bullied. She lowered her head and looked submissive in front of the demon, giving people the feeling that anyone could make her cry for a long time with one punch. The two people in the bushes didn't think so. They took a peek and couldn't see through the level. The evaluation was also extremely dangerous.

Although this extremely dangerous level does not have a full screen of red text, it is still a level that the two of them look up to, and they may not be able to catch up even after two more version updates.

In the bushes, the two players looked at each other, both still feeling frightened.

The player with the ID Tieguai Lu Zhishen patted his chest and said, "I was so scared. They called me out in the middle of the night and said there was a promotion mission, but it turned out to be the devil coming to the Novice Village for fun. How could this be so deceptive?"

ID Xiao Fengxian shook her head and frowned, "I seem to have seen the name Lu Bei somewhere before... Think about it, does our Baijian Sect have such an elder?"

"How is that possible? That guy has white hair, so he's obviously Zhao... Oh, right, his last name isn't Zhao?"

Tieguai Lu Zhishen had a rough face and a strong body. His thick eyebrows suddenly frowned and said, "It's strange. His last name is not Wang. The Zhao family is pure and innocent. No one has loosened the soil in the backyard."

The two of them thought about it but couldn't find a solution. Xiao Fengxian suggested asking for help on the forum. If they are in trouble, they will definitely get something by asking the resourceful netizens.

The premise is that there are no stupid or perverted netizens causing trouble.

"You two, what are you doing here so late at night?" Lu Bei lowered his head and looked at the back of their heads.

One is big and strong, the other is handsome and neat.

While he was harvesting the sword intent, he caught a glimpse of two people squatting in the bushes. He didn't see what they looked like, but he saw two bright IDs floating above the bushes.

[Small Phoenix Fairy]

[Lu Zhishen, the Iron-Crutch]

What the hell is Iron-Crutch Lu Zhishen, why don’t you talk about Tie Niu!

This name made Lu Bei want to complain. He was well-read and the name could not fool him. It was clearly Tieguai Lu Dongbin, the one riding White Peony upside down.

If it was another player, Lu Bei would just pretend not to see it, but he had an impression of the ID 'Xiao Fengxian', which came from his impression before he traveled through time.

Lu Bei couldn't remember exactly what Xiao Fengxian did or who she was. He only knew that this ID was so familiar to him that she would definitely achieve great things in the future.

Looking closer, I found that the pretty boy was well-made, with delicate features and a clean complexion. He was about sixteen or seventeen years old, and was one-third as handsome as he was when he was young. He was a good candidate for a gigolo.

Although he is not very old now, only twenty-one, looking at the world of immortal cultivation, he is still a child compared to anyone else.

"Report to Senior Brother, we just found a demon pretending to be a member of the Zhao family..."

Tieguai Lu Zhishen turned around and saw that Lu Bei had returned to his original appearance with a kind smile. He did not look closely at first and just thought he was his senior brother from the same academy. He continued, "Based on my many years of experience in subduing demons and monsters, it might be a demon invasion... Why are you pulling me... to spy on my Hundred Swords Sect's profound sword intent... Stop pulling me, I'm talking to my senior brother!"

After being pulled by Xiao Fengxian several times, Tieguai Lu Zhishen turned his head and widened his eyes, clenching his fists and making crackling sounds: "See, my fists are as big as sandbags, and I'll make you lose your mind with one punch."

"No need to look for it, it's right in front of you." Xiao Fengxian lowered her head and quietly stretched out a finger towards Lu Bei.

When Lu Bei showed up, he cast a detection out of caution, but the result was very unfriendly, with the screen full of red text indicating danger.

The devil changed his face and came back with a surprise attack.

"What are you talking about? I've told you so many times that I hate the Riddler the most."

Tieguai Lu Zhishen glared at Xiao Fengxian, turned around and continued to say to Lu Bei: "Brother, didn't you see that the demon has eight hands, three heads, a green face, fangs, and a bloody mouth. Its appearance can stop children from crying, hang it on the door to ward off evil spirits, hang it on the bedside to prevent pregnancy, and hang it in the toilet to promote urination. Look, my brother almost peed just now."

Xiao Fengxian silently moved a few steps to the side. He was a mysophobe and was afraid that too much blood would splash onto him.

"You are a young man, full of nonsense, and you have no chance with me."

Lu Bei shook his head slightly, turned to look at Xiao Fengxian, and said in a deep voice: "I observed the sky at night and found that there is a young man here who is destined to be my disciple. Are you willing to become my disciple and be my lackey?"

I am not a teenager, so we are not destined to be together.

Xiao Fengxian shook her head repeatedly. It was a good thing to worship a powerful master, but he didn't even know who Lu Bei was. Moreover, judging from Lu Bei's style, he was definitely a devil, and they should draw a clear line as soon as possible.

This master cannot be worshipped!

"Thank you for your kindness, Senior. I am not worthy enough to be your dog. Please..."

boom!!!

Before he finished speaking, the sky and the earth changed color, and an endless small world rolled out from behind Lu Bei. A full moon hung high in the sky, and the four sacred beasts were perched in the sky. In the center, the sacred beast Yinglong looked down, roaring silently with its dragon power.

"…" x2

In an instant, the two fell silent, their minds went blank, and they stood there stiff as wood.

Also in a daze, the pretty boy looked like Xiao Fengxian, who was one-third as handsome as Lu Bei when he was young, but his daze looked as if he had just been abused by a rich woman.

Tieguai Lu Zhishen was different. His two thick eyebrows were crooked, his eyes were wide open, and he looked constipated, as if there was a 300-pound gay man blocking him from behind.

Therefore, face pinching is really important when playing games.

"What did you just say?"

Lu Bei snorted lightly, and thunder streaked across the sky. Hundreds of earth dragons rolled up, shaking Xiao Fengxian so much that she shivered on the spot.

"Thank you for your kindness, senior. How could I be worthy enough to be a dog under you? Please do not take back your order and have mercy on me!" Xiao Fengxian knelt on one knee, clasped her fists above her head, and almost shouted "godfather".

"Yes, this young man is teachable."

Lu Bei nodded in satisfaction and stroked the non-existent white beard on his chin.

"Great, great, what about me?"

Tieguai Lu Zhishen came back to his senses, swallowed his saliva with a gulp, and said with shining eyes: "To be honest, sir, I observed the celestial phenomena at night and I will find a famous teacher here today."

"No, I don't want to be a diuretic master."

"What?"

Tieguai Lu Zhishen hasn't reacted yet. If there had been a detection, he would have known where he said the wrong thing.

The small world dissipated, Lu Bei raised his hand and pressed it on Xiao Fengxian's shoulder, his body shook, and he disappeared in an instant.

"Great Immortal!"

"Master, please don't leave. Master, how can I live without you—"

Painted boat, quiet room.

Xiao Fengxian knelt on the cushion obediently, with Zhan Hongqu on her left, Zhan Lexian on her right, and Mu Lichen right in front of her. Three steps away stood Zhao Wuyou, who was staring at her curiously.

It’s really strange that the sect leader actually accepted a disciple. Could it be that this kid is also a genius

Mu Lichen narrowed his eyes slightly, and his sword spirit flashed suddenly, and he saw that Xiao Fengxian had reached the great perfection of foundation building, and was only one step away from the Dan Bao realm, and his realm was acceptable. Unfortunately, his cultivation methods were mixed, and he seemed to know a little bit of everything, but in fact, everything was crude and shallow, and his qualifications were ruined because of his random practice.

"Master, are you sure you want to accept him as your disciple?"

"Well, the pretty boy is good-looking. As the sect leader reminisced about the past, I thought of my youthful vigor and vitality, and the various hardships on the road to becoming an immortal. I was inspired and accepted him in." Lu Bei leaned back on the couch, recalling the past and sighing.

In the past... you mean last year? x3

And hardship, does it mean learning the Nine Swords' Sword Intentions in half a year and combining them into the Immortal Sword Intentions? x3

If so, you are in for a tough time. x3

Mu Lichen and the other two knew Lu Bei inside and out. He had only been practicing for two years and had no past at all. But since the Sect Master had said so, they couldn't refute it. They just assumed that Lu Bei had really worked hard to learn swordsmanship.

Xiao Fengxian was being watched by four pairs of eyes, each of which was extremely dangerous. She felt so much pressure at the moment that she dared not move at all.

The result was very different from what he had imagined. The demon was not a big demon, but a serious... let's just say a serious clan leader, with unfathomable strength, and was an honored guest of the Xuanlong royal family.

What is this, a hug

Xiao Fengxian was daydreaming. He heard that pretty boys were popular with rich women, so he specially created a male character. It took him eight hours just to create the face, and he scrapped several versions. But it turned out that the one who attracted the pretty boy was actually a pretty boy. It was really unexpected.

"Master Lu, he is from Xuanlong, and he is also an outsider of Baijianmen..."

"Not anymore."

"oh."

Zhao Wuyou was secretly delighted, thinking that there was a lot of room for maneuver in this matter, and at least it would not be a bad thing for Xuanlong.

"Master, should we take him back to Wuzhou to hold the apprenticeship ceremony immediately, or should we hold a simple ceremony here first?"

Mu Lichen asked, and then added: "Isn't it too hasty? Otherwise...consider it again."

"It doesn't matter. When I became your disciple, I was in a much more hasty situation than this..."

Lu Bei glanced at Mu Lichen with resentment: "My cheap master just casually took me as a disciple. Just because I was closest to him, I went astray and was tricked by him into becoming an immortal."

Mu Lichen: “…”

Mo Buxiu was indeed his most proud disciple. With just a casual move, he managed to capture a rare genius like Lu Bei.

Lu Bei waved his hand and said, "Besides, he is only a nominal disciple. Let's stay away for two days and see how he performs. If he doesn't perform well, we will kill him. This sect master's life cannot tolerate any stain."

There was no rush for the apprenticeship ceremony. He was only familiar with Xiao Fengxian by her ID, and his actual character still needed to be investigated. How could he just accept her as his disciple? He would just register her as a nominal disciple as a token of his appreciation.

Moreover, he accepted Xiao Fengxian for advertising purposes, in order to create fame for Jiuzhu Mountain and Tianjian Sect during the qualifying competition and attract more people to join. As for inheriting a set of martial arts skills, that was absolutely impossible.

He can't give concessions to anyone, not even to the players!

On the other side, Zhan Lexian and Zhan Hongqu surrounded the newbies and instilled in them the basic knowledge of the Tianjian Sect. One played the good cop and the other played the bad cop, confusing the newbies.

Although he didn't say much, Xiao Fengxian suddenly realized something. No wonder she felt that she had seen Lu Bei's name somewhere before. It turned out that he was the chief of the strongest novice village in Wu Zhou.

If I remember correctly, this guy's nickname is Principal Gao. How did he suddenly become the leader of the Tianjian Sect

Xiao Fengxian didn't understand why, he just thought there were too many posts on the forum and he rarely paid attention to countries other than Xuanlong.

I returned to my single room in a daze, sitting on the cloud ** without leaving the room, looking forward to a promising future. Unable to contain the joy of having a pretty boy by my side, I opened the forum and edited a short essay.

Title: My Master.