A secret place hidden in thousands of mountains.
A master and his apprentice were looking at the tree in deep thought, their bodies looking a little haggard, with crumpled paper balls all over the floor.
Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. Although the two old guys were old, their energy was no less than that of young people. In that case, he would not bother them.
Turn around and leave.
"Junior brother, is the person next to Elder Zhan Elder Qin? Isn't it too rude of me to not even say hello?" Bai Jin was a little embarrassed. As a good senior sister who respects teachers, her character is many times better than that of a sect leader who is so self-assured about filial piety.
"It is precisely because of courtesy and to save his face that I don't let you, Senior Sister, go over."
Lu Bei waved his hand, telling Bai Jin not to take it to heart: "You have the Dao rhyme and the Immortal Sword Intent. If you take the initiative to go over and say hello, it will only embarrass Lao Xianyu. It will be too embarrassing."
"But… "
"Why, Senior Sister, do you really want to hear Lao Qin call you Madam Sect Master?"
"… "
Bai Jin was speechless and followed Lu Bei holding Wei Yu.
Wei Yu was dejected. When she learned that her master had assigned her a training mission and that she had failed in her escape, she looked as if her parents and master had died.
To be more specific, she was dressed as a chivalrous woman, and the light in her eyes disappeared.
After a while, Lu Bei found the Xiaozi duo in the secret realm.
A two-meter-five-meter-tall, strong and powerful tiger demon, and a soft and cute pretty boy who can be ridden, are enthusiastically breaking into the secret realm. One is responsible for exploring the way, and the other is responsible for gaining experience. They are very busy and happy.
If some people are Virgos, some are Leos, and some are made of meat, then Xiao Fengxian must be made of liver.
Unlike other players who are online at irregular intervals, this guy is very dedicated and stays in the game cabin 24 hours a day, and he insists on not logging off even when sleeping.
At the beginning, Lu Bei thought that Xiao Fengxian's game console was broken, and he imagined the main plot of the game company stripping the players of their spirits and exiling them to the virtual world, making it impossible for them to ever return to their bodies.
Later I found out that this guy was simply addicted to the virtual world. He would be online on Saturdays and Sundays. He was a stay-at-home guy with no girlfriend and no social engagements.
Writing means social phobia, reading means single.
Seeing Lu Bei leading two beauties, one big and one small, Xiao Fengxian stood up obediently. Xiao Zuanfeng knelt down with his head on the ground. His iron tower-like body was taller than Xiao Fengxian even when he was kneeling.
"Master."
"Your Majesty!"
"Don't call me King, call me Lord Sect Leader!"
Lu Bei spoke subconsciously, pointing at Bai Jin beside him, and said to Xiao Fengxian expressionlessly: "Don't just stand there, call me Master's Wife."
Another mistress
Xiao Fengxian was slightly stunned, then suddenly realized what was going on and nodded to Bai Jin. No wonder he looked so familiar, it turned out that this was Teacher Bai who had met with an accident.
In order to please his cheap master and get more benefits, Xiao Fengxian did a lot of homework. He read over and over again all the posts related to Lu Bei on the forum.
Combined with the reality, his own observations of Lu Bei's daily style can be summarized in one sentence.
He has many mistresses.
"Xiao Fengxian has met Master's wife."
"Meet the wife of the chieftain."
Bang!
Lu Bei kicked Xiao Zuanfeng away, his eyelids twitching: "What nonsense, call me Madam Sect Master."
Bai Jin smiled faintly, without saying much, patted Xiao Fengxian's head, gave her a flying sword as a gift, and then took the distraught Wei Yu out from behind him and asked Xiao Fengxian to take care of her for a while.
When Bai Jin first met Xiao Fengxian, he was quite fond of him. After confirming through eye contact, he found that unlike Lu Bei’s chatterbox, he was a very handsome young man, clean and refreshing like a girl.
"This is your senior sister. Her name is Weiyu. Wei means "Wei" in Zhao, Qian, Sun, and Li, and Yu means "Yu" in Mei, Lan, Bamboo, and Chrysanthemum. She is the disciple of your master's wife."
Lu Bei took over the conversation and warned in a low voice: "The master and your mistress are going on a long journey. Your senior sister Wei will stay in the secret realm to gain experience. The three of you will form a team and take care of each other. Let me be frank. You must treat your senior sister with the same respect as the master. You must not have the slightest thought of overstepping the boundaries. Do you understand?"
Xiao Fengxian: “…”
Master, is it appropriate for you to say this
The one who beheaded Master’s wife last time was also your senior sister, right
By the way, is it really okay for you to bring so many senior sisters together
"Master, you and Master, please don't leave. Xiaoyu will stay by your side forever."
Wei Yu hugged Lu Bei's thighs and cried while speaking. Seeing her crying, she was obviously a filial child.
Lu Bei punched Wei Yu on the top of her head, took out a hundred thousand taels of silver and shook it. His monetary offensive was so outstanding that the tears in Wei Yu's eyes moved to the corners of her mouth.
Poverty limits a person's imagination, but once he has been rich, he will never allow his imagination to fall back into the abyss of scarcity.
Wei Yu said that she is not greedy for money, this is called ambition. She has climbed to where she is today and has never thought of falling back.
"Boy, I have a mission for you. Take good care of your Senior Sister Wei. I hope to see her break through to the Xiantian realm when I return."
"… "
How is that possible? She is an NPC and has no panel.
Faced with the task, Xiao Fengxian hesitated, but finally gritted her teeth and accepted it. Life is full of miracles, what if she saw a ghost!
"Oh, just in case..."
Lu Bei raised the corner of his mouth, and his warm smile made Xiao Fengxian shiver subconsciously, as if she was in a world of ice and snow, with the chill rushing from the soles of her feet to the top of her head.
Bang!
Under Xiao Fengxian's astonished gaze, Lu Bei threw out a bronze vase as tall as a person. When the heavy vase landed on the ground, the ground beneath his feet shook.
There is a Yin-Yang Tai Chi symbol on the bottle, which reminds me of the Buddhist uncle script of Lu Bei Jin Chi Dapeng. It is self-evident what kind of magic weapon it is.
Yin and Yang Qi Bottle!
Black and white beams of light spread out, and two-colored fish swam back and forth. By the time Xiao Fengxian came to her senses, Lu Bei had left with Bai Jin.
On the left, the handsome young man with sword-like eyebrows looks elegant, with a beauty mole at the corner of his eye. He is a good-looking pretty boy who can make rich women smile so hard that they can't close their legs.
On the right side, the tigress has a huge body. If you ignore the fur and just look at the silhouette, you will see that it is a luxury car worth a lot of money.
"The book doesn't say that the Yin-Yang Qi Bottle can be used in this way... I have gained more useless knowledge."
Xiao Fengxian's mouth twitched and she subconsciously clamped her legs together. There was nothing inside. She swallowed and raised her hand to press on her chest.
The familiar feel, still so delicate and compact.
"Damn it, even the virtual world can't save me. Is this a curse?"
On the side, Xiao Zuanfeng was confused and searched his crotch. Only one of the two tails was left. He thought he had been castrated by his owner and was in a bad condition.
Wei Yu's reaction was obviously a beat slow. After counting the 100,000 taels of silver bills, she put them on her chest, patted it, and then patted it again, feeling that something was missing.
After a moment, he raised his hand and touched between her legs.
Wei Yu: ╭(°A°`)╮
The light in the heroine's eyes disappeared again.
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Xiwang County, Xiwang Palace.
The golden light fell to the ground and arrived at the agreed location before noon.
Lu Bei couldn't remember how many times he had entered the West Palace. If Bai Jin hadn't urged him to hurry, according to him, he should have shown up half an hour late.
Instead of waiting for the tutor in advance like now, like a junior.
At noon, Bai Jin stood under the tree in white clothes, as graceful as a fairy, untainted by the vulgarity of the world. In order to avoid the style of the painting being distorted, she refused anyone to come within three steps of her.
Lu Bei squatted aside with a gloomy face, lamenting that it was wrong to be a fan. Whether it was his senior sister, his cousin, or Elder Zhao, they were all blinded by the fans' filter.
Half an hour later, a mustard-seed light bloomed, and a breath of air appeared behind the wall.
Lu Bei raised his eyebrows, recognizing this aura. It was indeed an acquaintance, but not the Grand Tutor.
"…" x2
Bai Jin looked at the fingers hooked in the corner in surprise. Her skin was as white as cream and her hands were as soft as catkins. It was a woman, but if someone said that this was the tutor, she would never believe it.
"He's not the Grand Tutor, but a senior from the royal Zhu family. Senior sister, please don't move around here. I'll go over and take a look."
Lu Bei scratched his head and walked to the corner. He saw a fierce creature and said, "I knew it was you, Grandma Zhu."
The woman was wearing a green Taoist robe, had a plump figure, and a whisk hung around her waist. Lu Bei knew who she was without even looking at her face.
Zhu Xiushi.
"Look up. No one can judge a person by his chest." Zhu Xiushi complained and lifted Lu Bei's chin, asking him to look at his face and have basic respect for his elders.
Lu Bei slapped Zhu Xiushi's hand away, poked his head out to look, and asked in confusion: "Why are you alone? Where is the Grand Tutor? Don't you have the courage to see me?"
"Why, are you disappointed for not seeing the Master?" Zhu Xiu Shi chuckled.
"I'm fine, but my sister will be very disappointed. She has admired Master for a long time."
Lu Bei pointed behind him. Zhu Xiushi poked his head out and looked at Bai Jin for a while. He said with a dark face, "I know you have no shortage of beauties around you, but what's going on here? Don't go too far. You're actually hooking up with a married woman?"
"There's no hookup. I am the husband." Lu Bei held his head high and chest out. Pulling Bai Jin down to the mortal world and changing him into his own shape was one of the proudest things in his life.
Zhu Xiushi raised his hands to cover his face. After a long while, he said in a silent voice: "What is this? Where did you put the princess of my Zhu family? You turned your face and refused to recognize me after you put on your pants?"
"Of course I keep it in mind. This sect leader doesn't have any other advantages, but I have a broad mind, which is big enough to accommodate them." Lu Bei is not ashamed of it, and he is clearly a scumbag.
"What about the Master?"
"Never took it seriously." Lu Bei replied straightforwardly.
"… "
"What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"
"Everything is wrong. I don't know whether to scold you for being affectionate or praise you for being ruthless."
Zhu Xiu Shi repeatedly shook her head. As an elder, she was very sad that Zhu Qilan followed a shameless, perverted scumbag. As a friend, she was very happy and was looking forward to seeing the fun.
Because the pervert and the scumbag are the same person, she feels conflicted at the moment, lamenting that it is so difficult to have fun.
"Let's not talk about this. Where is the tutor? My sister is waiting to see her!" Lu Bei urged Zhu Xiushi to call the tutor out and pose in a few poses so that Bai Jin can return in high spirits.
"Aren't you afraid of being exposed?"
Zhu Xiushi was speechless. She had seen brave people before, but this was the first time she had seen someone as brave as Lu Bei.
"What are you afraid of? Not to mention that there is nothing between me and the Master, even if there is, would the Master have the nerve to say it out loud?"
"She can't, but I can!" Zhu Xiu Shi said as a matter of course.
"hehe."
Lu Bei raised his hand and pinched Zhu Xiushi's face. His five fingers lit up with blazing white sword intent. With a ferocious look on his face, he said, "Guess, who's faster, your mouth or my fist."
"Master Lu, calm down. You are a good cultivator of Wu Zhou who is loyal to the emperor and loves the country. Don't offend the emperor!"