The system held back for a long time: "No, but I have more time, so I can learn."
"Pfft... then you learn, I look forward to listening to your cross talk one day."
"Master, what are you enjoying? You look very happy."
Yu Qingyu paused, "I think it's funny when I think of cross talk, by the way, do you like listening to cross talk?"
Luo Hang smiled awkwardly: "If Master likes it, I naturally like it too."
"Oh~ Then tell me who is the hottest cross talk actor right now?"
Luo Hang: "..." How would he know!
Luo Hang scratched his head: "Master, I have been in the countryside for almost three years, and now I don't know who is the hottest person in the city. When we return to the city, I will ask Master to take a look."
"also."
"..."
The two talked and laughed all the way towards the village. Luo Hang felt that Master was really an interesting person with a lot of knowledge.
Yu Qingyu felt that this child was kind and innocent, and had no evil intentions. If it hadn't been for this incident, he would definitely be a lively, cheerful, positive and good young man.
It was almost spring when we returned to the mountain near the village, and I remember that it was just winter when they left.
"Teacher, is there any problem for you to go back like this?"
Luo Hang tugged at his hair: "Should... there will be, is there any good way, Master?"
"As far as I know, when a stranger appears in this kind of village, everyone will be very curious. If you just go to Zhang Zhiyong like this, then if something happens to him, the villagers will definitely blame you. You want an upright person in the future." Identity will be difficult."
"I know, Master, what do you think I will go to him in the middle of the night?"
Yu Qingyu meditated: "I remember that there are many dogs in the village. I was kicked out last time I went there. You, a stranger's footsteps appeared in the village... Are you sure you won't be chased and bitten by dogs?"
"Then what did the master say?"
"let me see."
After a while Luo Hang asked: "Master, have you figured it out yet?"
Yu Qingyu hesitated and said, "How about asking Tian Xiaomiao for help? Let her invite him to a place, and we'll beat him unconscious and drag him up the mountain."
Luo Hang shook his head: "Master, I don't like her, and I think it's not good for her as a girl. If she is found doing this, she will become a murder suspect."
"System, do you have any good ideas?"
"I think you can look for land first. After the transformation, those native chickens and dogs in the village will naturally be afraid of you, and they must not even dare to make a sound."
"Is there any other method?"
"Yes, give the medicine, pour out all the living things in the village, then you can do whatever you want."
"Well, let's take the medicine, this method is faster."
Yu Qingyu looked happy, "Come on, good disciple, master will let you see my skills."
Luo Hang fanned the wind with a huge lotus leaf in his hand, and threw a handful of wet firewood onto the fire with his other hand, then turned his head and looked at Yu Qingyu dumbfounded, "Master, this is your favor." Is there a way?"
Yu Qingyu raised his head: "Is there something wrong? I think it's fine."
Luo Hang sighed, forget it, listen to Master.
Luo Hang fanned it for a while, only a small amount of smoke drifted towards the village, most of it flew into the sky, but Luo Hang who fanned the wind was the first to faint.
Yu Qingyu also felt dizzy, "System, is my method really wrong?"
If the system can absolutely poke his own eyes, how did he tell him? He said that this method is unreliable.
(end of this chapter)