The anti-theft badge will be replaced at ten o'clock tomorrow.
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The anti-theft badge will be replaced at ten o'clock tomorrow.
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"It's okay, look at your cuteness."
Yu Qingyu bared her teeth and shook her tail, then lowered her head again.
"Little guy, I have something to do when I go out, can you stay in the hotel by yourself for a day?"
"Wang... what's the matter?"
Yan Luoning thought about it for a while, and decided to tell the truth, "I'm going to get a vaccine, and I'll investigate that incident along the way, and I'm afraid of being blocked by paparazzi with you."
Yu Qingyu was silent for a while, "Okay, you go, turn on the TV for me, and bring me the remote control."
"Okay, here we go."
Yu Qingyu pressed his paw on the remote control, and when he saw Yan Luoning went out with another change of clothes, he threw the remote control aside in disgust.
He jumped on the computer chair and turned on the computer, "System, have you learned some hacking skills since you went out for a while?"
The system said helplessly: "How do you know that I will definitely learn these things when I go out?"
"Of course I know, because the system you are the best, unique and most dedicated system in the world, hacker skills are standard."
The system felt a little dark, but thinking that he might have pushed the system community back, because he didn't know hacking skills before.
"So the system..." Yu Qingyu continued, "Teach me a few of your techniques. I don't want to be very good, as long as I can monitor other people's mobile phones and bank cards."
The system said in a sad tone, "Do you think these are easy?"
"It's not simple, of course it's not simple, isn't it I who came to ask you?"
System: "..." Okay.
Yu Qingyu rubbed his sleepy neck, "System, did I become a human again so quickly this time?"
"Well, the adulthood of a dog is usually one to one and a half years, and you will be almost a year soon, and you can keep your human form for as long as you want when you are fully grown up."
"Damn it! So I used my underage body to have sex with Yan Luoning?"
System: "..." What kind of brain circuit is this
The system was silent for a while and said, "Well, don't worry, our clan used to have minors, as long as they don't have children, they'll be fine."
"I'm a man with them, bah! (crossed out) two men have a baby, it's impossible, it's impossible in this life."
"Well, I know." The system voice had a hint of joy.
Yu Qingyu raised his eyebrows, "System, it seems that you are happy that I have no offspring?"
"Yep."
"Why?"
"No reason, just happy."
Yu Qingyu: "..." Crazy!
The system will not tell him that after he sealed his memories of those worlds this time, he actually accepted that he is a crook without any sense of rejection.
You must know that last time he was determined that he is a single dog who likes cute girls.
In this way, after he seals his memory next time, he will accept him more quickly and fall in love with him instead of thinking about some cute girl.
Yan Luoning walked in with messy hair, seeing Yu Qingyu's eyes surprised for a moment, "Qingyu, I'm back!"
Yu Qingyu got off the computer chair, and threw himself at him with only a bathrobe on.
"Hey, don't move, I'll take a shower first, I'm dirty."
Yu Qingyu took a few glances at his clothes, it was indeed a little wrinkled, and his face changed, "What's wrong? Got into a fight? Who is it! I'll go and fuck him with you!"
Yan Luoning rubbed his hair with a smile, "What are you thinking, who can beat me? It's because there were too many people at the time of the vaccination, and some of them brought their dogs and were crowded. Shouldn't you take a shower when you come back from the place? I don't like the smell of other dogs either."
Yu Qingyu glanced at him with a smile, "I still don't like the smell of other dogs, is it because other dogs hide when they see you?"
Yan Luoning: "..." What kind of truth is Jing talking about
Seeing Yan Luoning's speechless expression, Yu Qingyu burst out laughing, "Come on, let's have an interview, as a black and red fried chicken today, what do you have to complain about your physique that hates cats and hates dogs from childhood to adulthood?" Is it?"
Yan Luoning pulled his clothes, "Do you want me to fuck you without taking a shower?"
Yu Qingyu: "... Dad, I'm scared, I'm scared."
After hearing this, Yan Luoning slipped into the bathroom with her ears flushed.
Hearing Yu Qingyu burst into laughter outside, the most exaggerated thing was the barking of a dog at the end.
He suddenly began to worry that he might hear this sound while having sex one day.
Shocking himself in shock, he still washed his head with water, his thoughts were a bit unhealthy.
At 8 o'clock that night, when a group of people were still tearing up Yan Luoning's Weibo, a blogger who has always exposed celebrity gossip suddenly posted a few photos with the caption: [A married senior executive of a certain company cheated on her female agent Man, two people slept in the room for one night, and the man left the building at five o'clock in the morning the next day]
The photo taken by the man is very blurry, but the woman is Hongye's manager who has been in the limelight recently.
It is also rumored to be the most fundamental reason for the Yan Luoning beating incident.
In the photo, the woman's upper body is leaning against the arms of the man behind her, and the man's hand is placed across her chest to block the key parts.
Hongye's expression was fascinated, and the lower half of the two of them were blocked by the window, but they knew what they were doing just by looking at their postures.
As soon as this picture came out, Weibo exploded again. Netizens love to watch this kind of cheating and catching mistresses more than male stars beating people. Hongye's Weibo has completely fallen.
[Shameless three, the information says you are in your thirties, is it so unreasonable to be thirty? Do you want to be a three?]
[Upstairs, scold a person and don't bring a group of people, okay? Didn't your mother teach you to speak civilly?]
[Three is what labor and capital hate most in this life. A third child like this should be sold to the deep mountains and old forests, and seven or eight men will take turns to serve her.]
[Three is not a good thing, and that man is not a good thing either. Contact the high-level executives of Shining Company who are married, and everyone can guess who they are?]
[Fuck, it can't be fXX, right? He is the image of a peerless good man that he has always advertised!]
[Upstairs has a promising future, I messed with you]
"..."
At the same time, Yu Qingyu rubbed his eyes and scrolled through Weibo. When he saw those photos, he knew his chance had come.
"System, you haven't slept yet, come out and play together!"
"playing what?"
"Today's theme is to see how I swell their faces, and let the truth prove that all slanders are untenable."
System: "... Isn't the name a bit long?"
Yu Qingyu said awkwardly, "Why don't you give me one?"
Yan Luoning thought for a while, "How about telling Skynet to be sparse and not leak?"
Yu Qingyu: "...Boss, it's all 9102 years. Such a name is really nothing new. It's just a temporary one anyway, so it doesn't matter."
Yan Luoning: "..." That's fine, it's up to you.
Hongye was lying in the bathtub enjoying the mask, and there was a little fresh meat pinching her leg at her feet.
The mobile phone next to the cabinet rang suddenly, and Hong Ye grabbed the mobile phone, and said in a delicate voice, "Mr. Fang, what's the matter? Is there anything wrong with calling so late?"
(end of this chapter)