Everyone in the court turned their heads following the sound and looked at the figure at the door. ≧,
It was a thin man in a long purple suit with an evil smile on his mouth.
"Feng Bujue?" When Gui Xiao saw Brother Jue, he almost blurted out his name.
It doesn't matter if you don't talk about it, once you say it... the court will be fried.
"What? Is he just crazy?"
"The legendary madness?"
"It's strange... I heard that he has four heads, and his eyes shoot death light."
"Nonsense! I've heard people say that Kuang Bujue is the sworn brother of the head of the demons, who will change in seventy-two ways, with a furry face and a thunderous mouth..."
"Don't talk nonsense, I don't realize that I should be a white-faced boy, extremely handsome, and a half-orc below the head..."
Obviously, Brother Jue's reputation in the world of scripts has reached the point where everyone knows it, and all the NPCs from all the planets in the main universe have heard of his name. It's just... there seems to be a problem with their channels of obtaining information, and what they get is basically the content of rumors and rumors and rumors and rumors... so that they have various degrees of strange misunderstandings about Brother Jue.
However, in the information about Brother Jue, there is still a part of the core content... that has not been distorted by people's praises.
Therefore, all the npcs present have a basic consensus, that is—Crazy Bujue, he is a despicable, sinister, and extremely easy to mess with guy who has created countless legends.
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"Silence!" A few seconds later, the clerk slammed the gavel to stop the noisy crowd.
Soon, the court was quiet again.
The black-robed judge also spoke at this time: "Unconsciously, you dare to break in during the court session? Do you know how to despise the court of truth, what should you do..."
"I was just a little anxious when I entered the door, and I accidentally broke the door." Brother Jue interrupted the other party's words as he walked forward. "At most, it's vandalism, and it has half a dime to do with contempt of court?" As he spoke, he twisted his eyebrows, pouted his mouth, and pointed to the destroyed doorway behind him, "not to mention... this broken door, originally It's also in disrepair and crumbling; it's not so much that I destroyed public property, it's better to say that the service life of this door just ran out during my normal use."
"Presumptuous!" Faced with this naked sophistry, the clerk suddenly became angry. As if the magistrate of the county was on his upper body, he yelled out two words that were almost impossible to appear in the "court" but were frequently used in the "court", and raised the gavel again and slammed it.
pong-click...
unexpectedly. Due to its excessive force, after the blow was struck, the gavel broke with a sound.
"Look, there are broken things everywhere, and the lack of maintenance of your court's hardware... can you blame me?" Feng Bujue made more sense now, "The clerk broke the gavel Are you in contempt of court?"
"You..." The clerk's anger rose again, but he had nothing to knock on. He directly smashed the table with his fist and was afraid of knocking down the lecture seat in front of him, so he could only stare at Brother Jue.
"Okay~ okay~" Two seconds later. The black-robed judge lowered his head and said to the clerk, "Pork, calm down and pay attention to the influence."
His faint words. It actually made the clerk trembling with fright that his voice was like thunder.
"Yes... I'm sorry... Your Honor." The clerk known as Polk turned his head respectfully, "I lost my temper..."
"Forget it." The judge waved his hand covered under the black robe, and picked up the gavel in front of him (there is another one on the bench, which is naturally for the judge to use). "In short..."
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While speaking, the judge lightly raised his gavel and knocked it on the wooden gavel pad on the table.
Instantly. An invisible energy exploded, shocking everyone in the court.
"So that's how it is... The judge uses the spiritual ability..." In less than half a second, Gui Xiao analyzed the judge's main ability system from this hammer.
The judge was completely unaware of this, he just looked at Brother Jue, and continued, "If you're crazy, I won't pursue the matter of breaking the gate...but what did you say when you suddenly broke into this court and interrupted the trial?" What do you mean by dissenting '…'?"
"Isn't it obvious what I mean?" When Brother Jue said this, he had already walked to the side of the dock, raised his arm, pointed at Gui Xiao, and said, "I'm preventing my client from pleading guilty."
"Huh?" The judge asked after hearing the words, hesitated for a moment, "Are you the defense lawyer for Tun Tian Gui Xiao?"
"Yes." Feng Bujue gave an affirmative answer without changing his face.
"Hey..." Gui Xiao looked at Brother Jue with vain eyes and said, "Who asked you to defend me?"
Feng Bujue completely ignored Gui Xiao's questioning, faced the judge, and continued, "Your Honor, the Court of Truth allows the defendant to entrust a lawyer to defend himself, right?"
"That's right." The judge replied in a deep voice, "But... the lawyer entrusted by the defendant must have the qualifications to practice law." The identity of a foreign traveler can be fooled..." He tapped his finger on the table, and continued, "The lawyer qualification I am talking about must be a relevant certificate issued by the legal government of a legal territory in the main universe."
"Hmph..." At this time, the brown-skinned prosecutor stood up and said to Brother Jue with a sneer, "Crazy, if you can't prove your qualifications as a lawyer, then you are also in contempt of court!"
"Oh?" Brother Jue turned around when he heard this, and looked at the prosecutor, "You shit-faced bird man, which onion and garlic are you?"
"Shit face... bird man?" The prosecutor has never heard such a word in his life, "Asshole! I am the famous and prestigious... Biff Murray who is known as the 'Invincible Prosecutor'! How dare you call me shit A bird face?"
"Shit-faced bird man, shit-faced bird man! Shit-faced bird man—" After listening to the self-introduction of the other party, Feng Bujue repeated the title three times in front of the other party, and his tone gradually increased .
Biff was trembling with anger, but it was inconvenient for him to argue with the rogue man in front of him, so he could only complain to the judge like a child who was bullied: "Your Honor! I protest! He insulted me!"
"The protest is valid." The judge responded, looked at Jue Ge and said, "I'm crazy. Please pay attention to your wording."
"Okay." Feng Bujue nodded at the judge, then turned around and walked up to Biff, "I'm sorry, Prosecutor Biff, I shouldn't have called you a shit-faced birdman. Although this word is more apt to describe Your appearance has changed the overall image of your appearance in the eyes of us earthlings, but it still seems indecent to call you like this. I will never call you a shit-faced bird, at least in court. As for whether to call you Shit-faced Birdman in private, or to mention Shit-faced Birdman inadvertently without your presence..."
"You give me enough, you bastard!"
When Biff heard the three words "I'm sorry". The idea of "this madman seems to be quite polite" flashed through my mind for a while; but then, the other party scolded him five times in the whole sentence, and there was no intention of stopping , which made Biff fly into a rage.
"Crazy, if you mention that word again, I will betray you to contempt of court." The judge gave the final warning.
"OK~ok~" Feng Bujue shrugged and walked towards the trial seat.
"What are you going to do?" Polk immediately stood up vigilantly.
"Relax, Mr. Clerk." Feng Bujue leisurely took out something from his bag, "I'm just showing you something." He said. He had already handed a paper document in front of Polk, "Please show it to Your Honor for review."
After handing over the documents, Brother Jue paced back and turned around, looking at Shitface with provocative eyes... oh no... looking at Biff and said. "My...is issued by Zhuan Jiezun himself-'Book World Lawyer Qualification Certificate'. Brother Zun's reasoning club is undoubtedly the 'legal territory' in the main universe; and he himself...is the 'legal government' there ’” At this point, he licked his lips and made a face at Biff. "Some people have questioned...my qualifications as a lawyer, it shouldn't be a problem now, right?"
"Hmm... There is nothing wrong with the proof documents." The judge quickly read the documents, "Crazy..." He thought for a while. He changed his words, "Attorney for the defense, this court recognizes that you are qualified to defend Tuntian Guixiao."
"I said..." Gui Xiao had already put his elbows on the table in the dock, resting his cheeks, with an impatient expression on his face, "Is anyone listening to me? Said to plead guilty... and I don't want that guy to defend me..."
"Defense lawyer, you heard that your client refuses you to defend him." The judge looked at Juege and said.
"I object." Feng Bujue replied.
"Hey... you can also object to this?" Gui Xiao was startled when he heard this.
"Yeah... Defense lawyer, what are you objecting to?" The judge also felt very distressed.
"The defendant is a minor. Matters related to his defense should be decided by his legal representative. He has no right to refuse my defense." Feng Bujue replied.
"Well..." The judge thought for a while, "So..." He paused for half a second, "Then, who is the defendant's legal representative?"
"It's me." Feng Bujue didn't even think about it, and he recognized it with a slap on his chest.
"What is your relationship with the defendant?" the judge asked again.
"I'm his godfather." Feng Bujue gave another nasty answer without thinking.
"You fart!" Gui Xiao turned around and scolded.
Brother Jue listened, continued to ignore Gui Xiao, looked at the judge and said, "Your Honor, I farted."
"Uh..." said the judge, "so what..."
"It's nothing, since my client mentioned it, I'll share it with everyone." Feng Bujue replied.
"Oh..." After the judge responded, he was silent for three seconds, "The defense lawyer... please don't mention such things that have nothing to do with this case."
"Okay." Brother Jue nodded back.
Between the three sentences, Feng Bujue used the pun meaning of the word "fart" and the game's translation problem to expose the matter...
"Then..." the judge continued, "The defense lawyer and legal representative... Are you going to defend the defendant's innocence?"
"Yes." Feng Bujue replied, "And..." he turned to the jury, "I hope the jury can ignore all the defendant's testimony."
"Well, this court allows your request." The judge immediately answered.
"Hey! This is all right!" Gui Xiao obviously doesn't know the law very well, let alone the set of laws in the court of truth, so his surprise is understandable.
"Okay..." At this time, Feng Bujue finally came to the defendant's seat, and whispered to Gui Xiao in a low voice, "If you want to get away, just stand obediently and watch my performance."
"Cut..." Gui Xiao didn't appreciate it very much, he also lowered his voice and replied, "Not to mention that we are in a competition now, it should be a life-and-death stand; even if I am willing to cooperate with you to deal with these npcs, don't you Do you think... it would be more efficient for the two of us to use force directly?"
"You and I can join forces to wash this place with blood." Feng Bujue replied, "But that's meaningless..." He lowered his voice, "The Tribunal of Truth is a special 'four-pillar god',' It's not a separate materialized entity like the other Pillars; the Tribunal of Truth is a concept, a will...not something that can be destroyed by force."
"Oh?" Gui Xiao continued, "Then what are you going to do? Tell 'it' alive?"
"Hmph..." Brother Jue smiled without saying a word. (..) u