In the script world, Feng Bujue undoubtedly didn't need to go to the bathroom.
The system will not create corresponding physiological desires for him, let alone allow him to take off his pants.
However, the people of the Foundation don't know this...
In their view, Brother Jue's request was very reasonable.
First, he stayed in the parallel universe image generator for four or five hours (actually more than half of the time was spent writing), and then he came to this space, stayed for dozens of minutes, and drank a cup of coffee.
Under these premises, it seems that there is nothing doubtful about his proposal to relieve himself.
"Oh..." Dr. Cox sighed, showing a helpless expression, "Okay... come with me."
Anyway, she had to wait for Feng Bujue to go on the road together, so she simply took Brother Jue to the bathroom.
After arriving at the door of the men's restroom, the doctor signaled the guards to go in with Brother Jue.
Regarding this... Feng Bujue didn't say anything, this kind of development was obviously within his expectation.
After entering the men's room, Brother Jue scanned the environment first, and then he rushed to a cubicle.
"What are you doing?" Feng Bujue saw the three guards following him, "Are you going to come in and wipe my ass?"
Hearing this, the three guards looked at each other and hesitated for a moment; finally, they stopped at the door of the compartment...
This is also impossible. The space in that cubicle is limited. Once an adult sits on the toilet, it takes up 80% of the space. If there are people standing around it, there will definitely be physical contact with each other... and It's a very close physical contact.
"Wait..." Two seconds later, just as Brother Jue entered the compartment and was about to close the door, a guard suddenly said, "Please keep the compartment door open."
"Why open it?" Feng Bujue said, "Is it convenient for me to throw shit at you? You don't think it stinks, but I think it's dirty."
The guard ignored his trash talk and replied coldly: "We can't let you out of sight."
"Hey~ You pervert." Feng Bujue squinted at the other party, "What do you want to see?" His accent at the moment has an inexplicably Northeast flavor. "Believe it or not, man, I scared you out of the closet when I took off my pants?"
Faced with such shameless people and vulgar words, the three guards rolled their eyes and were speechless.
"This cubicle is so big, can I still get into the toilet and escape?" Feng Bujue said. Taking advantage of the distraction of those guards, they closed the door of the compartment with a flick of their hands, "You are so worried, just lie down on the ground and stare at my feet."
The matter has come to this point, the guards can't say anything...
Of course. They don't have to "get down" to see Brother Jue's feet, they just need to squat down to see...
The lower end of the door panel of this compartment is about twelve centimeters away from the ground. As long as people outside squat down, they can not only see Feng Bujue's shoes, but also their ankles, so the guards don't have to worry about the other party using the "shoes off" "Blindfold" to make any changes.
In the next few minutes, the atmosphere in the toilet became very strange...
Three men squatted outside a cubicle, monitoring another man's excretion process with a skeptical attitude... This is really weird enough.
Judging from the situation under the partition, Feng Bujue should have been sitting on the toilet. But... the guards didn't smell the stench for a long time, nor did they hear anything fall into the water.
Three minutes later, there was a sudden "plop" sound from the cubicle, and the next second, the sound of the toilet flushing, and the sound of Brother Jue quickly pressing the nozzle of the air freshener.
Logically speaking, his series of actions are indeed reasonable...
Many people will have a similar experience, for example... When you defecate in a public toilet, you hear or know that someone is waiting outside the cubicle. At this time, if there is a foul smell coming out... it will be somewhat embarrassing.
But then... above. It is the logic of normal people in the real world.
Feng Bujue is not a normal person, and his actions naturally cannot be to cover up the smell or something.
Brother Jue's behavior... obviously wanted to create an illusion that he "really came to the toilet to relieve his hand, and he did relieve his hand". That's the only way to cover up what he's really doing in the cubicle.
"Huh..." After the series of movements came out. Feng Bujue immediately let out a long breath, and continued, "Everyone, don't worry." He raised his voice very high, and said to the guards outside the partition, "I have to clean up again."
At this moment, the guards outside were embarrassed to exchange glances. Because the atmosphere is so embarrassing and embarrassing... Brother Jue's words made it look like the three of them were pushing shit outside.
Just like that... After another minute or so, the door of the compartment opened.
Feng Bujue walked out quickly, and went straight to the sink as soon as he turned a corner.
At that second, the three guards subconsciously glanced into the compartment, but within two seconds, their eyes followed Jue Ge's figure and moved away.
They didn't find anything unusual in that compartment, and they didn't take a second look... After all, the space is so narrow that they can see everything in one glance.
"OK." Ten seconds later, Feng Bujue quickly finished washing his hands, and walked out of the toilet, "Let's get on our way, don't keep the lady waiting."
Before he finished speaking, he had already walked out of the bathroom, and the three guards followed closely.
So far, Jue Ge's "going to the bathroom" scene is over. At least in the eyes of the guards, there was nothing unusual about it.
Of course, just ten seconds after the four of them left the bathroom...
squeak-
The door of the compartment that Feng Bujue used just now... moved without anyone touching it.
Then, a thin, hunchbacked figure flashed out from the corner behind the door panel.
"Hiss...it worked..." After Musashi Koganei stood still, he lowered his voice and let out his trademark strange smile.
The place where he appeared was the dead corner between the door panel and the wall. Looking from the top down, it was a triangular area. Its area was very small, and it was impossible for an adult to squeeze into this space.
But... Musashi Koganei, yes.
From the setting point of view, he is a boy in the third grade of elementary school, and his body is slender, but... relying on these two points alone, it is still impossible to hide in that corner. Because the place was really too narrow, otherwise it wouldn't have been completely ignored by the guards.
The key point that Musashi Koganei can be properly hidden in that corner is that he is a character derived from nonsensical and funny animations. And, one of his abilities in the anime. It is to distort the body, make oneself into a state like noodles or even a piece of paper, and then rotate at a high speed, creating multiple afterimages of the face (although just listening to the description will make people misunderstand that this is some kind of combat ability, but it is not)...
"Well... not much time..." When Musashi Koganei walked out of the compartment, he still held two Mark II grenades in his hand, muttering something in his mouth. "I have to hurry up..."
...
On the other hand, Feng Bujue, who had "finished his hands", went to take the elevator again under the leadership of Dr. Cox.
This time, their destination was the basement level of the "left half area" of the base.
"I hope going back underground won't remind you of the terrible experience not long ago." When the elevator started, Dr. Cox muttered this sentence without looking back.
"What? Is the decoration on the basement floor of your base... the same as the simulated former Soviet underground laboratory?" Feng Bujue continued.
Before Dr. Cox could reply, the elevator had reached that floor.
buzz buzz —
With the sound of the elevator door opening, a silver and bright corridor appeared in front of everyone.
The four sides of this corridor are made of a kind of metal that Feng Bujue can't identify. At first glance, it looks a bit like silver or stainless steel, but it reveals a sense of thickness that cannot be compared between the two.
The corridors are illuminated by light strips embedded in the walls and ceiling. This is consistent with the equipment Feng Bujue saw in containment room 15.
"Although there are big differences in appearance, details, and technological content, but..." Cox read as he stepped out of the elevator, "the basic structure of our floor is indeed very similar to that of the underground laboratory. The corridors that intersect vertically and horizontally merge into one."
As she spoke, she walked forward.
Surrounded by three guards, Feng Bujue also followed the doctor's pace.
After getting out of the elevator, after a distance of seven or eight meters, everyone came to the first intersection.
At this moment, Cox suddenly stopped. Turning around to face the wall of the corridor, I reached out and touched it lightly.
beep beep—
A second later, two short chimes sounded immediately.
Immediately afterwards, on the wall that the doctor touched... an area about forty centimeters square. It's like a monitor lights up.
This kind of device is nothing unusual in this world. In this corridor, at every interval, there will be such a small "screen area" on the wall that can display images; as long as the personnel inside the Foundation touch the screen area with their fingers, a complete picture will appear. The electronic map is displayed. The current coordinates of the person who touches the screen will also be indicated on the map.
"The technology tree on your side is obviously not crooked, there are quite a few convenient things." Feng Bujue watched the doctor's actions, and immediately understood the principle of the equipment on the wall.
"What about your side?" Cox finished reading the map and continued on his way, responding as he walked, "All technological power is used in 'interdimensional travel', 'life cycle' and various 'war weapons' Yet?"
Her words are undoubtedly tentative, and based on her observations of all SC-3232-1 (ie, players) that have appeared so far, it is not surprising to draw such a conclusion.
"Hehe...you'll know in a while." Feng Bujue smiled secretly and replied in a deep voice.
His response is a pun; on the surface, it sounds like "you will know when I explain the principle of SC-3232 to you in a while"; but in fact, Jue Ge means "wait a while, When Musashi Koganei causes riots, you will be able to see me show you various super-dimensional powers with your own eyes."
However, just when Feng Bujue thought that his plan was 70% to 80% complete, an astonishing accident... happened.
[The main task has been changed]
"Huh?" At that moment, the system voice suddenly rang in Juege's ear, which made him startled, "What? Mainline change?"
Indeed, this is very unreasonable.
The goal of the system is already very clear, which is to let Feng Bujue prevent the Foundation from further investigating the "Horror Paradise". Under this premise, how can the main task be changed
"Something's wrong..." Brother Jue hurriedly opened the game menu and glanced at the changed task content - [Your plan has been exposed].
"What?" Feng Bujue couldn't believe his eyes, he repeated it twice with different tones in his heart, "What!"
At this moment, the content that appeared in Brother Jue's task bar could no longer be said to be a task, it was more like... the system was talking to him through the task bar.
[Fifteen seconds ago, Musashi Koganei was captured by the Foundation]
Before Feng Bujue came back to his senses, another system prompt came to his ears. This time, the system even skipped the steps on the task bar, and directly transmitted the information by voice.
"How is this possible?" Under this extremely abnormal turn of events, Brother Jue still maintained a high degree of vigilance and quick thinking, "Could it be that...the Foundation interfered with the system in some way? Or...the sound at the moment does not come from the system at all , but the Foundation somehow disguised it?"
His hypothesis was also considered reliable, but he quickly overturned it on his own - there is a possibility that the "voice" has been disguised, but the information displayed in the player's game menu... It is impossible for the Foundation to intervene.
[There are nanobots in your coffee]
The next prompt, like enlightenment, made Brother Jue's mind buzz.
[At this moment, the visual signals received by your pupils and the auditory signals received by your eardrums have been synchronized]
"This ****..." Feng Bujue started to curse in his heart.
Hearing this, he immediately understood - he summoned Musashi Koganei in the toilet, used endless grenade magazines, and secretly assigned tasks to Musashi Koganei... everything has been revealed.
However, this is not the reason for his scolding.
Feng Bujue's anger at this time came from a sense of frustration, a feeling he had hardly experienced... the feeling of missing a move.
Of course, this is not to say that he is inferior to his opponents in intelligence or acting.
The "one trick" that Brother Jue missed has nothing to do with "people"; he did not lose in the game between people, but in the technology and knowledge of this plane that is hundreds of years ahead of his dimension .
He is like a strategist who traveled from ancient times to the modern battlefield. Even though this strategist is infinitely superior in strategy and tactics than contemporary staff officers, he may still be easily defeated by a bug...
[The game menu and system voice are sensed by brain waves and cannot be detected. Next, please do as I say]
Just as Feng Bujue was still trying to sort out the situation in front of him, the system of Thriller Paradise... pretended to be "I" and began to issue direct instructions to him... (.)