Thriller Paradise

Chapter 1152: Guess the name game

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The universe is big, but it's not often that "a crisis that could destroy a galaxy" happens.

If crises above the super-level really occur frequently, then no matter how many galaxy-level heroes there are, it may not be enough. After all, they have to bear the risk of death every time they go on a mission.

Therefore, even though Feng Bujue has been promoted to the "Galaxy Level", he will not be able to take over the high-level crisis immediately.

For example, right now, he spent more than 20 minutes on the [Hero Quest Receiving and Mutual Assistance] interface, but he couldn't find any crises above one level.

"It's unreasonable..." Feng Bujue was undoubtedly very dissatisfied with this situation, "The villains in this universe are all messing with each other? What kind of evil camp do people who don't want to rule the universe have to find a decent job?" La!"

In a sense... His logic is really correct.

"Alas... there is no other way, we can only start with the C-level crisis first." Complaints are complaints, Jue Ge doesn't want to waste time waiting any longer, he decides to settle for the next best thing... find a star-destroying incident to deal with.

What about this kind of "C-level crisis"... In fact, there are not many, but it does happen every day (that is, every twenty-four cosmic weeks).

After all, there are many more "planets" than "galaxies", and, technically speaking... "conquering a planet" is obviously easier than "conquering a galaxy" or even "conquering the entire universe". Or... more reliable.

Therefore, most of the villains in this universe also started with "conquering the planet".

Villains, regardless of level, can be distinguished by the size of their ambitions.

Basically, they can be divided into—

"Lao Tzu is God" type.

"Lao Tzu is the emperor of the universe" type.

"Lao Tzu is the overlord of this galaxy" type.

"I want to occupy this planet and its surrounding areas as the king" type.

"Lao Tzu wants to rule this planet" type.

"Lao Tzu wants to conquer the world" type (Note: The difference between this type and the previous one is... they may not know that there are other civilizations in the universe).

"I want to conquer this country" type.

"I want to become the emperor of this city" type.

"I want to become the local snake in this area" type.

and the "I'm swearing to rob that bank across the street today" type.

Of course... the last three, that is, "gangsters", "rogues" and "robbers" in the popular sense, are usually dealt with by the police and some government investigation agencies. Among the superheroes, only city-level ones often deal with them; if it is replaced by planet-level heroes, the last three criminals are vulnerable.

In the [C-Level Crisis] that Feng Bujue was going to take over, the opponents they encountered were basically at a level between "I want to conquer the world" and "I want to occupy the ball and be king". For example, General Quick on Slow belongs to this level.

As for the strength of villains at this level... it also varies from ball to ball.

For example, dominating the planet of the Saiyans and dominating the planet Sloo... that must be two different things.

It is also the overlord of the planet. If you want to rule the Saiyan planet, you must have at least 10,000 combat power (King Vegeta only has 8000), but if you want to rule the planet Slow... as long as you have 800, it is more than enough.

In fact, according to the so-called "combat power" standard, Quake may not even be 100... because the gravity of their planet Slow is 1.8 times that of Bengbang (the calculation unit for the gravity of the universe is 2.3 times that of the earth), and his The combat power of the "Slow Alliance" can compete with the heroes of the "Slow Alliance"; if you meet Feng Bujue... then he will be sent flying with one slap and killed with two slaps.

Perhaps... It is also because the main opponent in the C-level crisis that Brother Jue took last time was Quake (the blood corpse god is an accident, if he is included, this task will not be a C-level from the beginning), so he came into being. I have an illusion of "the C-level crisis is so weak that I don't even bother to go"...

...

Twenty minutes later, Yuchaolian No. 4 airport, inside the "Huarongdao" spacecraft.

This spaceship has a long history. It is said to be a relic from an interstellar war hundreds of years ago. Along with it, there is also a story about "ace pilots and legendary spaceships".

Of course, a story is a story, and even "official history" will be questioned and forgotten due to the passage of time; "story"... After so many years, even if it has not "faded", it has long been "distorted"... No one takes it seriously anymore.

Passengers who are currently using this spaceship are only concerned about...

"Cut... What's the matter with this seat? Can't the headquarters find a more decent ship?"

In the back cabin of Huarongdao, there is a man wearing a turquoise jumpsuit and a yellow helmet (this helmet has nothing to do with combat, but there is an optical glass on the front to hide the user's appearance), body shape (in proportion) A man about twice the size of a human on Earth complained from his seat.

"Hehe..." Before he finished speaking, an orangutan sitting opposite him (yes, an orangutan, a gorilla in a full set of metal armor) replied with a smile, "Brother 'Green Meteor'... It’s just that you are so rare.” I have to say... the voice of this orangutan is very inconsistent with his appearance. If you just listen to the voice without looking at the face, others may think that the speaker is a wise middle-aged man. "Old-fashioned military spaceships like this were not designed with comfort in mind. The reason why the back cabin is so spacious is because it is for armored paratroopers wearing full-covered exoskeletons. Yes. Back then, there were no seats in the cabin of this kind of spaceship. The 'passengers' stood in a row and were fixed in place by metal hangers. When they arrived at the target location... the bottom of the cabin was opened, and the brackets were loosened. , they were dropped like bombs."

"Huh..." Green Meteor curled his lips, "So... now we have a suitable seat to sit in, and we have to burn incense?"

"Okay, there's nothing to complain about." At this time, another hero sitting behind the two of them took over, "Are you going to engage in heroic activities, or to travel?"

The person who spoke this time was dressed in cowboy clothes, with a golden star badge on his chest, just like a sheriff in a western movie; however, this person is not from Earth either, he is a "Horse-headed man" - a horse-headed human body, strong and sturdy; his arms are as thick as human legs, and his legs are as thick as human waists. It is a structure with four fingers.

"Ah... Forget it." Green Meteor shrugged, "It's only half a cosmic cycle, and Renren passed..." He paused when he said this, "Eh? Speaking of it... there is one more person ? A universe ago is the departure time, why hasn’t he come yet?”

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive...

Before the green meteor finished speaking, the doors of the back cabin and the bridge opened. Under the gazes of the three beasts, a skinny earthling in a long purple suit walked in.

"Sorry, I'm late." Feng Bujue glanced at the three after entering the cabin, and apologized in an unapologetic tone.

"Hehe...we are not in a hurry." Green Meteor read unhappily, "I just don't know how many people will die on that planet in crisis during this cosmic day."

His words were originally angry words, because he also felt that Brother Jue's apology was insincere.

did not expect…

"Then if all the people are dead, can we not go?" Feng Bujue replied next.

"Huh?" Green Meteor glared at him immediately, "What's your name?"

"It's nothing, I just heard you say something about the dead, and then I thought of a possible situation." Feng Bujue responded calmly, walking towards an empty seat, "To be honest, I'm also curious Ah..." He looked at the other two heroes in the cabin again, "If the planet is already destroyed when we are on our way to the place where the crisis happened, how should we count it? Should we count our mission as a failure? The aftermath of the past?"

When Brother Jue finished speaking, an awkward silence fell...

After a while, the same orangutan said: "This kind of situation... has indeed happened before, and the specific handling method depends on the situation. Most of the time, we will still go as usual, at least we can rescue the survivors at the first time. If there are no survivors, we can deal with the culprit as quickly as possible."

"Oh... that's it..." Feng Bujue responded.

"This little brother... are you just promoted to the star level?" The next second, the horse head brother said to Jue brother, "I know all the heroes above the star level in the alliance, but I have never met you. .”

In the mission system, their mission requires "five planet-level and above heroes" to make the trip, so those who come to this ship will definitely not be city-level.

"Ah...Hi three, I'm Pokerman." Feng Bujue still looked weak, he replied with a lazy demeanor and tone, "I just joined the alliance not long ago, in many aspects... I hope you will give me some advice. "

"Hehe...so that's the case." The orangutan smiled again, and began to smooth things over for Brother Jue, "Since I'm a newcomer, it's understandable to be late for a while. When I first entered Yuchaolian, I couldn't find my way everywhere. "

"Alas..." Although Green Meteor has an aggressive personality, he is not a bad person. After hearing what Brother Jue and the orangutan said, his attitude softened a bit, "I can't help it. You should pay attention next time. We are late. People can really die over there."

beep—

As they spoke, an electronic voice came from the loudspeaker on the roof, and then a high-pitched voice said over the radio: "Sit tight? Then get ready to go. We're already behind schedule One cosmic day, no time to dawdle."

Obviously, the man speaking is the pilot of the spaceship, and he... is also a hero.

...

A few minutes later, the spacecraft has flown out of Yuchaolian headquarters and entered the "transition mode".

In the transition tunnel, the spacecraft is very stable, and the people in the back cabin hardly feel that they are in a vehicle.

At this moment, Green Meteor seemed to think of something, and suddenly turned to Brother Jue, who was sitting in the last row, and said, "By the way, newcomer, you don't know the names of our heroes, do you?"

Feng Bujue heard the words, thought for a second, and replied: "Hmm... I don't know."

"Hey..." Green Meteor said, "That's just right, we can play the 'name guessing game' now."

"Oh?" Feng Bujue is now in high spirits, because he loves to play this kind of game with others... "How do you play it?"

"Hehe...it's a very simple game." The orangutan turned around and took the green meteor's words and said, "Guess the names and abilities of our heroes, as long as you can guess the names of more than half of the heroes in this mission, or guess With our ability, you can serve as the captain of this operation."

"This is a game that everyone on duty is a star-level hero and everyone is unfamiliar with each other." Brother Matou added, "How is it? Pokerman, do you want to play?"

"Okay... I'll give it a try." Feng Bujue smiled, "By the way, I don't need to guess the name of the spaceship pilot, right? I haven't seen him since I got on the ship."

Before the three people in the cabin could respond, the voice of that person came from the radio: "No need."

It seems... the back cabin of the spaceship has been under its surveillance all the time.

"Heh..." Brother Jue laughed dryly, then looked at the orangutan, "Then let's guess you first."

"Okay." The other party replied with a smile.

"How many chances do I have?" Feng Bujue asked.

"You can guess the ability or the name of the hero, add up to four chances." The orangutan replied again.

"Gorilla Man? Armored Gorilla? General Gorilla? Captain Gorilla?" Immediately afterwards, Feng Bujue guessed four times in a row, and all of them were guessing the hero's name.

"Hehe... Sorry, it was just a little bit close." The orangutan smiled, "My hero's name is 'Banana Eater'."

The moment he heard those three words, the corners of Feng Bujue's mouth couldn't help twitching twice, and he complained in his heart: "Where is this a little bit worse? This is so damn worse, okay? If I have to make an analogy, it's" Is there a gap between a human being and a pervert?"

"Okay..." Feng Bujue turned his head helplessly, and randomly looked at the green meteor, "I guess you are... Cucumber Man?"

"No." Green Meteor shook his head.

"The green giant?" Brother Jue made another guess.

"I am relatively thin in my family." Green Meteor said.

"Mutated tadpole?" Feng Bujue asked again.

"Who would use such a heroic name...it sounds like a victim of some kind of accident..." Green Meteor also spit out.

"Hmm..." Feng Bujue rubbed his chin, lost in thought.

Just when everyone thought that Brother Jue was about to declare the game a failure on this issue, unexpectedly...

"Is your ability obviously stronger than the physical function of the people of the clan?" He suddenly stopped guessing the name of the hero, but guessed an ability.

And... he guessed right.