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"Aha!" Feng Bujue shouted loudly, "I understand!"
Hearing the sound, everyone turned their gazes over and found that Brother Jue was squatting on the other side of the altar at this time, and they didn't know what he saw.
"It's not too late, let's all come here." Feng Bujue said loudly again.
Uncle Waste Chai and the others didn't find any valuable clues in these five minutes. Hearing what my brother said, they gathered without hesitation.
Not long after, the four of them stood behind him.
"I found two obvious clues..." Feng Bujue pointed to a protruding stone slab in front of him and said, "Look carefully, there are two patterns here,"
While he was speaking, he stretched out his right hand, and gently stroked his palm on the stone slab.
At this moment, the originally dark stones glowed a little, causing some orange light patterns to emerge, forming two miniature murals.
"The pattern on the left is quite obvious." Feng Bujue explained while pointing to the light pattern, "Look, it shows a group of people peeing on the altar and raising their middle fingers."
"Really..." Atobe broke out in a cold sweat, "What kind of trouble is this..."
"This probably means that we are going to desecrate the altar." Feng Bujue replied, "The specific form should not be limited to the content on the picture, anyway, we just need to use some relatively bad methods to anger the god and let him show up. "
"It sounds like your specialty..." Honghu read.
"That's right, I'm very good at this... But don't rush to make a decision, because there is a second plan." Feng Bujue said, and moved his hand to the pattern on the right, "This drawing is It was kind of abstract, and it took me a while to figure it out..." he explained, "Look... this one sitting on the altar, which at first glance looks like an anemone, actually refers to a woman, to be exact—a girl."
"Then... is this asking us to find a girl as a sacrifice?" Tianma Xingkong continued.
"Correct answer." Feng Bujue nodded in response, at the same time, he retracted his hand and stood up.
"It's so nasty! Let me crush this obscene god with the iron fist of justice!" Tianma Xingkong vowed.
"It is necessary to kill him. After all, the task requires us to do so, but..." Feng Bujue paused, and glanced at the crowd with a pointed look, "How to summon him is optional..."
"The method of summoning may affect the difficulty of the OSS battle..." Honghu speculated.
"I think so too." Uncle Waste Chai said, "But... there are no female players in our team, so I'm afraid we can only choose the first one..."
His words stopped here, because at this moment, he felt a scorching gaze.
"Crazy brother... what do you want to do..." Uncle Waste Chai became nervous for no reason.
Brother Jue stared at Uncle Waste Chai, his eyes were like a pervert, and his tone was the same: "Brother Chai, do you still remember... the spell seal that Lysende gave you?"
After he reminded, everyone remembered.
"Yes, there is another trick!" Honghu continued.
Atobe read: "Is it the ability to disguise..."
And Tianma Xingkong didn't express any opinion, he just looked at Uncle Waste Chai with a big smile on his face.
"Enough is enough..." Uncle Waste Chai replied blankly.
"You also said that the first method of summoning is 'only' when there is no other way." Feng Bujue put on a serious look again, "This shows that the method of desecrating the altar is used to summon the OSS , is really a bad idea..." He paused, and then said, "But right now... we are not helpless, are we?"
"I would rather make the OSS battle more difficult..." Uncle Waste Chai replied, "I will be responsible for any losses."
"As a professional player...you have to put the team first..." Feng Bujue stepped forward and patted Uncle Waste Chai on the shoulder, and said earnestly.
"Your dirty eyes full of anticipation have betrayed you again..." Uncle Waste Chai took advantage of the situation and pushed Brother Jue's hand away.
"Okay then..." Feng Bujue shrugged, "Since you have such a repulsive attitude towards the exciting thing of pretending to be a girl..." As he spoke, he took a step forward and stepped onto the altar, "Let's I had no choice but to use the first method."
"What are you doing... Are you going to do a striptease?" Atobe asked with a vacant look, "If so, please be sure to say hello, so that I can dig my eyes in advance."
"Oh...forget it, a girl is a girl." Uncle Waste Chai sighed, and walked up to the altar, "Go down..." He pushed Brother Jue, who jumped back to the ground with his strength.
"Oh! The motherly version of Uncle Chai... Suddenly I'm looking forward to it." Atobe immediately regained his energy and said with wide-eyed eyes.
"Huh... a bunch of wretched guys..." Honghu adjusted his glasses and snorted coldly.
"Yulong, your hands trembling with excitement have already betrayed you." Tianma Xingkong stood behind Honghu and spit out a slot suddenly.
"Xingya, your eyes that stare like copper bells have betrayed you..." Feng Bujue turned his head and complained about Brother Ma.
"Actually, he is usually in this state..." Atobe gestured on his face with both hands, "He has always had such thick eyebrows and big eyes..."
hum—
While these guys were talking nonsense, Uncle Waste Chai put his hand on his shoulder and activated the talisman.
Suddenly, with a flash of white light, what appeared in front of the players was...
(After consideration, I decided to omit this description)
"Ugh..." The four players turned around almost at the same second, and spat towards the ground behind them.
"Is it really cheating..." Uncle Waste Chai's voice didn't change at all when he said this, "Fortunately there is no mirror, I don't want to end up like you."
"So... there is such a thing..." Feng Bujue showed an unprecedented solemn expression, "This breaks through the sky... no, the appearance of breaking through the dimension... is really... um..."
Tianma Xingkong panted in panic: "Damn... As a hero, it's wrong to judge people by their appearance, but uh..."
"It's because you wretched guys raised my expectations that I also... ah..." Honghu's vomit almost sprayed straight from the esophagus to the ground.
"This has nothing to do with the expected value!" Atobe roared while taking advantage of the vomiting, "I even vomited without knowing it!"
"Hey! What's this called..." Feng Bujue replied, "Do I represent the lower limit of human beings?"
"Ha... you have to suffer on your own." Uncle Waste Chai smiled, "Okay, the mission time is limited, stop making trouble, and prepare to fight OSS." He sat down slowly, and then lay down on the altar, "Next I just need to lie flat, right?"
"Uh..." When the four of them heard the word "lay", some images flashed in their minds. Although none of them looked at Uncle Waste Chai, they still couldn't help throwing up again.
"Oh hahahaha..." Suddenly, a burst of hearty laughter came.
The voice is magnetic, thick and long-lasting.
Accompanied by laughter, all the light stones in the entire hall burst out with strong light. Those rays of light blinded the players. Only the useless uncle wearing sunglasses could see Vokor's appearance... A rift in time and space opened above the altar impressively, and a figure slowly descended from it.
Navoker is an elf man with pointed ears. He is dressed in a light green robe, fast boots, a hood over his shoulders, and a banjo on his back. He looks like a troubadour. dress up. And his appearance can be described as "beautiful", his eyebrows are picturesque, and his majesty is like a mountain. Every gesture has the softness and elegance of a woman, but also the strength and sternness of a man.
It has to be said that there is a "limit" contrast between him and the useless Uncle Chai who is lying on the altar at the moment...
After a few seconds, the surrounding light dimmed, and the other four players also opened their eyes and looked back. At this time, the space-time rift has disappeared, leaving only Vokor's figure hanging in the air.
The first line after the appearance of this OSS is like this...
"Hehe... Believers, very good, you sent me another lovely girl, I can't wait to play a song for her~ Hehe... Come, let me see your face, my dear... what!!!"
That magnetic, thick, and distant voice uttered a scream that can only be heard when killing a chicken.
"Ah-ah!" Walker really couldn't believe his eyes. When his eyes moved away instinctively, he couldn't help but look again, so he screamed twice in succession.
"What kind of reaction is this..." Atobe looked at OSS with sympathetic eyes and read.
Feng Bujue continued: "This is... every time I look at it, it feels like my balls have been kicked..."
"You, you, you..." Walker didn't know what to say, and he couldn't help it before he managed to form a whole sentence...
In the next second, Walker descended from mid-air, ran to the corner of the wall, leaned on the wall and began to vomit...
"Now!" Feng Bujue took out a kitchen knife and ordered.
"Oh!" Atobe, Honghu and Tianma Xingkong shouted in unison and rushed forward.
The four of them took advantage of the fact that the god's body and spirit were in a semi-collapsed state... and killed the OSS with a fierce attack.
...
five minutes later…
"Ah... it seems to have changed back." Uncle Waste Chai said.
The four people with their backs to him turned their heads one after another after hearing the words.
"God..." Atobe wiped his sweat, "Fortunately, the time limit for this 'disguise' is not too long."
At this time, they have naturally completed the previous main task [within 15 minutes, use the altar in the sacrificial hall to summon and defeat the wandering god Vokor]. The system prompt has already sounded, but the next task has not yet been revealed .
"Huh..." Feng Bujue also let out a long breath, "This [beep—] is really the easiest OSS I've ever killed..."
"By the way... you were too ruthless just now..." Tianma Xingkong glanced at the broken corpse in the corner, and said, "What are you doing? If it weren't for the system protection, you would have chopped us all down." .”
"You're right... I really just chopped him up like stuff." Feng Bujue's answer was always so unexpected, "Now... the rations are in place."
"You don't feel comfortable if you don't eat human flesh..." Atobe continued.
"Ah?" Feng Bujue turned his head with a mischievous face, raised his arm and pointed at Walker's body, "Is this a human? This is obviously a god, okay? Taking a step back, this is also an elf."
"The spirit feels weird..." Atobe replied.
"Cut... eat pigs and chickens, don't you feel strange?" Feng Bujue said, "When you see a humanoid creature, you feel compassion? You are worthy of those years that you turned into manure Is it a living thing? If you have the ability, you will eat mushrooms for the rest of your life."
"Why mushrooms... Even if you want to be a vegetarian, there are many choices..." Atobe read.
"Yeah, adding cucumbers, eggplants, and carrots will make it even more perfect." Feng Bujue raised his eyebrows and continued.
"Don't go too far..." Atobe seemed to have heard the metaphor of this sentence, and continued with a displeased face, "Your obscene words and deeds with double traps are completely up to the standard of being reported!"
"Anyway, I have to eat this time. You would rather go hungry, it's your freedom." Feng Bujue didn't bother to discuss with them anymore. He turned around and walked towards Vocor's body, "Next The task may be coming soon, I want to hurry up and roast a few pieces of cooked meat, so that I can eat some and save some."
"Crazy..." Looking at Brother Jue's back, Uncle Waste Chai read.
"Human face and animal heart..." Tianma Xingkong continued.
"It's extremely vicious..." Honghu also said.
The three of them followed Feng Bujue while talking...
"Hey! Did you still follow in the end?" Atobe was thrown off by these people, but after he finished complaining, he quickly showed a hesitant expression.
Finally... Prompted by an increasingly obvious hunger, he also joined...
...
After a while, a tangy aroma filled the hall.
The overflowing gravy dripped from the meat and poured on the fire, making a sizzling sound.
"Well... the branches of these mocking trees are really resistant to fire. Just two or three branches overlapping each other can maintain such a fire for a long time." Feng Bujue chatted with his teammates without saying a word.
At this time, Brother Jue was holding the kitchen knife horizontally, using the surface of the knife as an iron plate, and roasting a piece of meat cut from the rib.
"I know you want to ease the atmosphere, but I think...it's better for everyone to keep silent at the moment..." Honghu continued, and he also used an arrow at the moment (there are several physical arrows in Honghu's luggage, which are similar to Consumables for special bullets) wearing a fast neck meat roasting.
"Hehe... Are you still struggling with things up to now?" Feng Bujue's tone sounded like a bustard, "From the moment you sat around picking meat, you should have awakened..." He shrugged , "Ah... But, I can also understand you... Everything is like this. It is very simple to change from one to two, but it is as difficult as going from zero to one."
"Your tone like a drug lord, coupled with your prostitute eyes... are really helpful." Honghu said another irony to mock Brother Jue.
Actually he's in a good mood...
Uncle Waste Chai, Tianma Xingkong and Atobe really don't want to say a word.
Just as this incomparably curious atmosphere intensified, the system prompted [Main quest has been updated]
[Within one hour, pass through the corridor behind the altar and arrive at the Crystal Lost Realm.]RS
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