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(Important reminder: All names in this story have nothing to do with reality, and there is no allusion, allusion or mapping. Any similarity is purely a spoof.)
Feng Bujue thought that the opening cg would end here, but who knows... this has just reached its climax.
But with a flash of the camera, the "introduction of the contestants" section came.
The first person to appear in the picture was a middle-aged man in a light blue shirt and black trousers. He is Caucasian with a very patriotic appearance, with short brown hair, black eyes, and glasses.
[No. 1 player—William Henry Bill Cap III. Renowned entrepreneur, philanthropist, and one of the world's best software engineers.]
Following the description of the narration, the sound effects and subtitles of Kuang Ba Kua were inserted along the way, and the camera also began to rotate 360 degrees around the contestants.
[He is a genius who does his own thing and is independent, but is admired by thousands of people. Will his IQ of over 160 give him a head start on the island?]
"What I'm interested in is...how did you bring a person with an IQ over 160 to this island..." Feng Bujue complained in his heart.
In the next second, the screen switched to the introduction of the second contestant.
It was also a white man, about fifty-five years old, with gray hair and black-rimmed glasses. He was wearing an expensive-looking dark blue suit with a shirt and tie and leather shoes.
[No. 2 contestant—Warren Bafeit. A world-renowned stock god, philanthropist, and investment master.]
Like the previous contestants, when he was introduced, the camera was also turning...
[He has unique insight, calmness and sophistication, and his wisdom in investment is beyond the reach of the world. I don't know if this wisdom can make up for his lack of physical fitness and make him stand out among the ten players.]
"Hey, hey... is this okay... No matter how you look at it, it's just a name change. The basic setting is exactly the same as some super famous bosses in reality..."
Brother Jue's nagging didn't change anything, the player introduction continued, and the third person quickly appeared on the screen.
This is a female player, also of Caucasian race. She was wearing hot pants and a white T-shirt with an off shoulder. Lined with a black vest. She has a sharp face, a sexy figure, and long chestnut hair that falls over the shoulders.
[No. 3 contestant—Lindsay Lohan. The queen of Hollywood topics, the star of film and television songs.]
[When she became famous at a young age, she has a life experience far beyond her peers; she once dominated the film industry and led the fashion trend. There have also been constant negative news and become a controversial figure. Her sexiness and personality make her inevitably the focus of attention of the audience.]
"The audience is quite vulgar..." Brother Jue thought, "Speaking of it...the audience who will watch reality shows like 'Wildness Seeking Poison', what kind of group are they..."
[No. 4 contestant—Justin Bubo. Singer, actor, internet celebrity.]
The fourth Caucasian young man appeared on the stage. He looked less than twenty years old, and his face was feminine like a woman; his dark blonde hair was rolled up, and his brown eyes revealed an innocent look. He was wearing a white cotton vest, showing some tattoos; he was wearing a pair of hip-hop trousers with a very low waist; on his feet were a pair of white sneakers.
[He is a teenage idol who has rapidly become popular in recent years, and is praised by fans as an artist with "handsome looks, crisp and beautiful singing voice, both musical and acting talents, and brilliant talents". no doubt. Extremely high popularity and age advantage will be his most powerful weapon.]
"hehe… "
While Feng Bujue was thinking about it, the fifth contestant came into his sight...
It was a white middle-aged man with a bald head, a big belly, and a decisive temperament revealed between his brows. The slightly protruding chin is very distinctive. And what he was wearing... was a full tuxedo.
[No. 5 contestant—Solomon Baron Screw Chai Erde. A member of the world-renowned financial family "Screw Chai Erde Family", an outstanding banker and financier.]
"Hey, hey... What does 'Baron' mean? This is a dead man... Not to mention that this is not a contemporary person at all, and his nationality is wrong!"
[He has extraordinary diplomatic skills, he speaks exquisitely, and is skillful in flattery. A banker who dealt with Solomon once commented that "no one leaves him without refreshment". This talent may also become his key to victory.]
"I deeply doubt this..." Feng Bujue said in his heart, "In a game where only one winner can be born, the relationship that can be established between people is nothing more than 'temporary mutual use'. As long as the two parties in cooperation All understand this. It is possible to reach an agreement with another person or persons without any diplomatic talent whatsoever."
When Brother Jue thought about this, the screen had already cut to the sixth player.
Finally, a black man came...
He is also dressed in a suit and tie, with a round cut; judging from his face, he is about fifty years old. The appearance is not handsome, and the skin color is not purely African. It is estimated... Either he is of mixed race, or he is a soy sauce dealer.
[Contestant No. 6—Barack Hussein Ao Guanhai. Lawyer, politician, former president of the United States.]
"Hey!" Feng Bujue was shocked at the time, "How did you arrest this man! Is this show run by aliens!"
[From the rebellious boy. To the doctor of law, to the president of the United States of America... He is a legend who changed his destiny through hard work, and he is also the only celebrity who volunteered to participate in this program. Please wait and see how he will perform.]
"Is the former president so lonely? Although I also know that the president of the United States is very unpopular after retiring, and there is no one who wants to assassinate... But you don't have to kill yourself..."
Just when Brother Jue was shocked by Ao Guanhai's appearance, a player who shocked him even more came...
[No. 7 contestant—Osama. Beep—. Mohammad. Beep—. Awad. Beep—. Bin Laden. Born into a family of construction and industry, this season's mystery contestant.]
"Mysterious fart! The monks in Shaolin Temple know that you are the leader of Al Qaeda! It's sharp to add three silencers to your name!" Looking at the thin Arab beard in the picture, Brother Jue was completely mad.
[He is handsome, has five beautiful and well-educated wives, children who can't count on two hands, and a family property that can be used for various businesses...]
"What kind of cause... Isn't it a terrorist organization... What's wrong with this kind of brief introduction that makes people think that he deserves to die... It's too different from Ao Guanhai's part! This is a conspiracy by the American media! "
[Whether this mysterious player is a pampered person or an excellent fighter will be revealed soon...]
After the introduction of player No. 7, the eighth player followed.
[No. 8 contestant—Ester Gu. Graduated from the Department of International Finance, handsome and noble rich second-generation son.]
Along with the narration, a male of yellow race appeared. He is similar to the No. 4 Bubo player, and belongs to the type of young handsome guy, but he is slightly older by a few years. With peach-shaped bangs and a casual suit, he was handsome and taller than a size four.
[He is the fifth son of the diamond king, the object of admiration for countless girls. He was caught in the scandal, and he was quickly forgiven by "all walks of life", but some related people around him, several government law enforcement agencies, and even some drug-related bills were questioned and criticized. With his excellent comprehensive ability, he is regarded as the biggest favorite of this season.]
"Hmm... Compared with the average person, this is undoubtedly a real winner (Internet slang, referring to a winner in real life)..." Feng Bujue read, "But coming out next to No. 7, it feels like just an ordinary youth..."
[Contestant No. 9—Stephen Carbon. Award-winning American best-selling author, screenwriter, critic column, and film director, producer, and actor.]
No. 9 is also a white man. He looks about forty years old. He looks as patriotic as Bill Block. He is wearing a long-sleeved T-shirt and suit pants.
[As one of the most influential contemporary writers, known as the "Master of Horror", he is obviously no stranger to thrilling things. The balance of intelligence and body makes him quite competitive in the game.]
"Carbon..." If Feng Bujue could control his body, his expression at this moment must be twitching mouth corners and dead fish eyes, "Dare you be worthless..."
[Contestant No. 10—John Winston Crack Pus. Rock star, the soul of the band "Rockhead", poet, social activist, and anti-war.]
The final contestant, also Caucasian, appears to be in his thirties, with hazel eyes, brown hair, a scruffy hairstyle, a big beard, and a retro-style suit.
[Like many artists, Lipus took the road of drug use, and he doesn't care about it. He has created many myths in the music industry, can he also create legends in our program?]
"Just for these ten unbelievable contestants... This program is already a legend..." Feng Bujue said in his heart, "Ah... Whatever, anyway, this introduction should be over."
Indeed, this may be the longest synopsis of the script that Brother Jue has ever seen, but... it's not over yet.
Boom—
As soon as the fire exploded, the coolest scene in the opening cg appeared.
A man with a strong figure and a set of wild survival attire appeared in the center of the screen, and the narrator then continued: [And I... Bell. Eat You. Clams, will serve as the referee and host of this competition. I will supervise and guide the players to complete the challenge and lead to victory.]
"Are you sure you didn't take these ten people as prey..."
[Now, audiences, please follow my footsteps and enter this three-day ultimate game together - Seeking Poison in the Wild! ] R
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