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"What... what's wrong..." Wang Tanzhi raised his eyes, squinted at Brother Jue and asked.
"Okay..." Brother Jue said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, you birdman have learned to reason?"
"What are you talking about~" Xiao Tan replied loudly, but in the next second, his voice dropped again, "Well... Although you call me a birdman now, I really can't refute it..."
"Hehe..." Feng Bujue shrugged and smiled, "Actually, I want to say...Xiao Ling seems to have taught you a lot..."
"Hey... It's okay..." Xiao Tan turned his head, showed a pretty smile, and scratched his face with his wings.
Feng Bujue stared at Xiao Tan with dead fish eyes, and continued: "The sour smell of love that you exude has already aroused the true energy in my body, I suggest you adjust your expression, otherwise I will I have used Meow Pai Qigong."
"Meow-"
While they were talking, another scream came from the other end of the classroom.
"Tch... is it coming again?" Feng Bujue followed the prestige.
But I saw that Miaomei was crying and ran towards the back row with a letter in her hand.
"Tumeijiang!" Meowmi ran to Tumei's table, sobbing, "A bad stalker wrote me a letter!"
"What did you say?" Tumei looked at the other party with piercing eyes, and said in a concerned tone.
"Ah!" Xiong Ji, who was seated next to him, also came over, and continued with a concerned expression, "You actually did such a thing to my favorite Miu Mei-chan! It's unforgivable!"
"Well... every time, when this guy said something like this out of righteous indignation... I would have the illusion of 'couldn't he really do it this time?'..." Feng Bujue looked at Xiong Ji, and whispered, " But... the ruthless reality hits my [beep—] again and again. It makes me [beep—] extremely painful.”
"After all, it's the world of funny comics..." Xiao Tan also lowered his voice and continued, "Xiong Ji's behavior pattern itself is the biggest flaw..."
Before the two of them finished speaking, Tumei had already taken the letter paper from Miaomei's hand, unfolded it in front of her eyes and said, "For Miaomei... I'm going to sneak into your room tonight~ Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu Hoo hoo ~ Xiong Ji."
After reading the letter, Tumei silently put down the letter. took out the phone...
"Wait a minute!" Seeing this, Feng Bujue yelled violently, and stepped forward to stop Tumei from further actions.
"What's wrong? Mao Saburo?" Tumei asked.
"I want to make sure..." Brother Jue said, "Tumeijiang... do you want to call the police?"
"Yes." Tumei replied, "Of course I want to call the police."
"So recklessly calling the police before the matter is clear..." Feng Bujue's expression froze. Looking directly into Tumei's eyes, he asked imposingly, "...is it really okay?"
"Oh?" Tumei continued suspiciously, "Isn't the truth of this case obvious enough?"
"Hmph, hum..." Feng Bujue was waiting for this sentence. He squeezed out a deep sneer from between his teeth, and said, "It seems... 'Detective Rabbit Beauty' is nothing more than that..."
In the next second, before Tumi could speak, Xiong Ji exclaimed in his comic narration-style tone: "Wh... what! He actually said such provocative words to Tumi-chan... This man... is..."
"It's just a voyeur and a violent man." Tumei's tone was as calm as ever, "The attitude is very arrogant."
"Uh..." Feng Bujue couldn't refute this title, after all, "yesterday" was his own confession.
fine. Tumei didn't continue to attack people (cats) endlessly, she then said: "Then tell me, what's wrong with this case?"
"Hmph..." Feng Bujue sneered. Putting up a cat finger, "One doubtful point... is the signature of this letter."
"What's wrong with the signature? Isn't it Xiong Ji?" Tumei said nonchalantly without even looking at Xiong Ji, "Isn't it normal for him to do such a perverted behavior?"
"Eh?" Xiong Ji continued with an aggrieved expression on his face, "No... I'm not a pervert... Although I occasionally feel inexplicably excited when I show my lower body in public. But I'm not a pervert. Even if I am a pervert, it is A gentleman with the name of pervert..."
"Hey... the case here has not been settled yet. You should stop voluntarily exposing charges of public nudity..." Even Xiaotan couldn't bear it anymore, "We are doing everything we can to help you exonerate... "
"That's enough. Don't talk about topics that have nothing to do with this case." Feng Bujue interrupted their words tactfully, and sighed to Xiao, "Huntaro, if Xiongji talks nonsense again, you will make him look like a bear."
"Yes." Wang Tanzhi replied solemnly, and immediately cast a sharp look at Xiong Ji.
Under this "falcon's gaze", Xiong Ji involuntarily took half a step back, and temporarily stopped making a sound.
"Listen up, Tumei-chan." Feng Bujue took the letter from Tumei's hand with a natural movement while speaking, "As a detective, you must consider all the details when dealing with the incident. Yes... It's not okay to be fooled by superficial phenomena." He raised the letter paper and said with a smile, "Let me ask... Will there be such a stalker in this world who is so stupid to write his real name on the harassing letter?"
"Well..." Tumei read thoughtfully, "If there is... then it must be Xiongji."
"Tut tsk tsk—" Feng Bujue wagged his fingers and let out a cheap tsk tsk sound, "Tumeijiang, don't give priority to individual cases...At this moment, we should at least think about...those hypotheses with higher probability .”
puff—
As he said that, Brother Jue slapped the letter heavily on the table, but since there were meat pads on the cat's paws, there was no movement when he slapped the table: "Take the voyeurism case I committed yesterday as an example. Since I can Imitating a dog barking to disrupt the search, then the prisoner this time...why can't Xiong Ji's name be added to the letter...to set the blame?"
"So it was you who did it." After listening to Brother Jue's words, Tumei responded blankly, and picked up the phone again, ready to call the police.
"Hey—I'm just using myself as an example to analyze the problem for you! How did you come to this conclusion?" Feng Bujue quickly stopped the other party, "Also... you are too skilled at dialing with one hand, right? Do you like calling the police that much?"
"Yes." Tumi admitted without hesitation, "One of the reasons why I became a detective is because I like reporting crimes."
"Let's find out what happened before calling the police!" Feng Bujue roared.
"Okay." Tumei closed the phone again, "Go on."
"Doubt 2..." Feng Bujue looked at the letter again, "Speaking of it... is this letter really sent by a stalker?" He poked a few times on the letter paper with his cat's paw, "Like 'tonight' I'm going to sneak into your room, maybe it was written by a thief, right?"
"Huh?" Hearing this, even Xiao Tan was stunned.
"This kind of thing is also very common." Feng Bujue spread his claws and said, "Such as the Phantom Thief Chicken Virtue, the Three Sisters of Maoyan, etc... Don't everyone like to send out a notice letter before the action?"
"Which dimension do you think those two groups of people are the phantom thieves..." The spirit of complaining flowing in Xiaotan's blood was obviously ready to move again.
On the contrary, Tumei seems to have accepted this setting: "It seems to make sense...but what's the matter with the 'huhuhu' smirk written in the trailer?"
"It means that if you are determined, you will win." Feng Bujue replied without thinking.
"I see." Tumei nodded and said.
"I actually believed it!" At this moment, the Wang Tanzhi in Wang Tanzhi's heart had already fallen to the ground.
"Huh... that's right?" Feng Bujue laughed, "Compared to...'the sexual harassment letter written by Xiong Ji', the 'theft notice written by a strange thief pretending to be a sexual harassment letter written by Xiong Ji' is obviously more logical, isn't it? Me?"
"Is this the logic of being fed to the dog and then being pulled out by the dog and eaten twice?" Xiao Tan complained violently mentally, "Let's just call it 'two dogs and one logic' for short!"
"Understood..." Tumei looked at Brother Jue and said, "It seems that you are not only a simple voyeur and violent man, the famous detective Mao Saburo of Qinshou Elementary School really lives up to his reputation."
"Hehe... Congratulations." Feng Bujue smiled slightly and rubbed the hair on his head.
"Then, let's deal with it as a theft case." Tumei turned her head and looked at Miaomei, "Miaomeichan, we must cooperate with the police to catch the strange thief tonight." She spoke again. He picked up his phone and started calling the police.
"Eh?" Miaomei was stupefied by them, "Even if you say that... there is nothing in my room that would be targeted by monster thieves, right?"
"Miaomeijiang." Feng Bujue sullenly flashed in front of Miaomei, "In order to maintain the justice of the law, punish those despicable thieves...don't care about those details."
"Ah... uh... okay." Miaomei replied a little blankly.
[Successfully disrupted the investigation of the "stalker letter" incident]
[Special script extra skill reward 200]
[Xiong Ji's hatred towards you +2%]
At this moment, three consecutive system voices came into the ears of the two players. However, what the two of them heard was somewhat different. Xiao Tan's skill reward was 50 points, and Xiong Ji's hatred towards him only increased by 1%...
While Feng Bujue was still thinking about the setting of "Xiong Ji's hatred degree", the scene in front of him was already changing.
[Three days later, in the afternoon.]
Another abrupt transition made Brother Jue and Xiao Tan appear side by side on the school playground.
"It's so tiring..." Feng Bujue took a breath immediately, "It's several times more tiring than serious reasoning, isn't it..."
"Why do I think this is just random nonsense..." Xiao Tan continued.
"Oh?" Feng Bujue squinted at the past, showing a sinister smile, "That's good... I won't talk about the next incident, and you will 'pull'." ()R655
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