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Burglary is a very common form of crime.
However, it is still difficult to complete it seamlessly and without trace when there are people in the room.
If Feng Bujue had to do this alone, the success rate should be very high. Even if Wang Tanzhi is counted, it won't have much impact.
But the problem is... The real protagonists of this theft are not the two of them, but the "Phantom Thief EARS_EYE", that is, Xiong Ji...
Feng Bujue believes that the current main event is a good opportunity. He hopes that with his own assistance, Xiong Ji can rely on his own efforts to complete a relatively difficult and technical criminal activity and master certain exoneration skills. In this way, in the main line after this, Xiong Ji's death rate will be greatly reduced, and the difficulty of the entire script will be reduced.
Therefore, no matter how difficult it is, Brother Jue is still willing to take this risk.
"Hmm... um..." After introducing the two of them into the room, Feng Bujue gestured and muttered twice.
This time both Xiaotan and Xiong Jike understood, Brother Jue wanted them to turn on the flashlight.
In the next second, the two of them picked up the flashlight prepared by brother Jue in advance, put one hand against the switch, and covered the front of the flashlight with the other hand, and turned it on.
The switches of these two flashlights are silent, and the beam of light emitted from the front end is very small, and the light is not too bright. Obviously, when Feng Bujue made a purchase (in addition to the textbooks and stationery in the schoolbag, Mao Saburo still had some pocket money in his pocket, since the system gave the money, Feng Bujue naturally made the most of it), Various situations that need to be paid attention to when using have been considered.
"Hmm..." After the two turned on the flashlight and stabilized the aperture, Feng Bujue winked and signaled them to follow.
Unexpectedly, they had just walked less than two meters in the corridor when they heard...
squeak - squeak -
There were two not too loud noises from the floor under their feet, but in this dark environment... it sounded particularly obvious.
At this moment, the movements of the three of them stopped.
Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji were startled by the voice, they froze in place, not daring to move; Feng Bujue also broke out in a cold sweat, but...he didn't feel flustered. In Jue Ge's view, this level of mistake is completely acceptable... Even if it alarms Miaomei or her parents, it doesn't matter, as long as he is not caught on the spot, he can stop the action at any time.
"Hmm..." After holding his breath and listening intently for nearly two minutes, Feng Bujue was basically sure—the person (cat) upstairs didn't respond to the sound just now.
So, he turned his head slowly, prostrated himself on the ground, and winked at his two companions.
Xiaotan quickly understood Brother Jue's meaning, put the flashlight in his mouth, and lay down on the ground as well. And Xiong Ji... Although he didn't understand the instructions, but seeing Xiao Tan lying down, he followed suit, biting the flashlight and landing on all fours.
Then, they lined up like this and climbed up to the second floor...
"Alas..." Feng Bujue, who was in charge of leading the way, sighed silently in his heart, "Think of a better place... at least I'm a cat."
"To teach a bear to steal..." Xiao Tan, who was crawling in the middle, said in his heart, "To do this... is really hard work..."
In all fairness, Brother Jue would be so "fighting"...it is really helpless.
The old wooden floor of Miaomei's house is easy to creak once it is under pressure. Previously, when Feng Bujue was acting alone, this problem was not obvious, because his body was light, his limbs were on the ground, there were pads on the soles of his feet, and he moved quickly...
But after Xiong Ji and Xiao Tan came in, the three of them walked upright together for a few steps, and their voices were "pressed" out.
Fortunately... this accident did not have any consequences.
...
Five minutes later, the three of them finally made it to the second floor.
It was the first time for Wang Tanzhi to feel... how tiring it is to climb the stairs.
Under Jue Ge's leadership, every step the three of them climbed out had to be completed at a pace similar to slow motion, so as not to make any noise.
It might be easier for cats, but not so easy for falcons and bears.
"Um...um..." After arriving at the corridor on the second floor, Feng Bujue turned his head and gestured to the two of them, humming twice, asking them to rest on the spot for a while.
Seeing this, Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji fell to the ground.
Of course, they also understand... Rest is rest, and panting is not acceptable; any behavior that makes obvious noises is not allowed, and you have to hold back your fart.
Just like that... After another three minutes of rest, Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji finally recovered.
At this time, Feng Bujue raised his paw and gestured towards them, signaling them to follow again.
After a while, the three of them came to the door of the bathroom.
When there was no one in the bathroom, it would naturally not be locked, so Feng Bujue stretched out his claws and opened the door.
In the washroom outside the bathroom, there is a washing machine, and some washed, not too big clothes are also hung in this room.
That's right... I'm talking about underwear.
After the door was opened, three burglars filed in.
Because the floor of the bathroom is tiled, as long as you don't stomp your feet, you won't be able to make much movement. Therefore, after the three of them entered, they stood up one after another.
"Hmm..." Immediately afterwards, Feng Bujue turned his head to look at Xiong Ji, muttered twice, and raised his finger to point upwards.
In fact, without his pointing, Xiong Ji's eyes had already been attracted. He shined the flashlight on the small clothes and trousers on the hanger above, showing a wretched smile.
...
Steal clothes, go out, retreat...
The process of their departure was slower than when they sneaked in, because Feng Bujue understood that the perpetrators of most property infringement cases will lose their concentration after completing the crime... During the process of evacuating the crime scene, they The attention has often been diverted elsewhere.
For example, "How to distribute the loot", "Will my companion be black and white", "How can I make my companion black and white", "Where should I go after I get the money" or "Whew Huhuhu~" and other thoughts may appear in their minds.
Therefore, Brother Jue deliberately slowed down the pace of evacuation, and was more cautious when he landed than when he came in.
It was a full ten minutes before they were back at the front door...
As long as you open and step out of the door in front of you, the theft is basically considered a success.
Under Feng Bujue's guidance, Xiong Ji was not caught, nor did he leave any evidence, which provided good conditions for his exoneration after the incident. Next... What Brother Jue has to do is to follow Xiong Ji home and brainwash him overnight... He already has several plans in his mind to correct Xiong Ji's "self-exposure" behavior. As long as tonight is over, all the mainline events behind the script will be nothing to worry about...
However, just when they were only one step away from success, an incredible accident happened...
squeak-
The front door opened, and three figures walked out quickly.
unexpectedly!
ku-ku-ku-ku-
Three sounds of heavy machinery starting, bringing out three beams of light with a radius of more than one meter.
The night is torn apart by this sound and light.
"Ah... what?" Xiao Tan was blinded by the sudden strong light, and instinctively said, "Searchlight?"
After his eyes got used to the light, he looked forward and saw... besides the huge searchlight, there was also a patch of red, blue and white lights flashing on the street. Visual inspection... there should be dozens of vehicles The police car is parked there.
[Please note that when Xiong Ji is captured as the phantom thief EARS_EYE, the main storyline will directly fail.]
The moment the policemen appeared, this system prompt also rang in the ears of the two players.
"Is he [beep—] teasing me..." Feng Bujue looked at the situation in front of him, "Can't we talk about this kind of thing before we act?"
"It's not good... Brother Jue..." Xiaotan glanced around, "We seem to be trapped..."
Before he could finish his words, the voice of police officer Inunosuke came through the loudspeaker: "Phantom thief EARS_EYE, we are the police! You and your accomplices are already surrounded by us! Give up unnecessary resistance and raise your hands ,walk out!"
"Go back to the house." The other party had just finished speaking when Feng Bujue said these two words.
His tone sounded more like an order than a suggestion, but Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji didn't mind the context of the sentence, they only knew... At this moment, it's better to do what Brother Jue said.
boom-
Two seconds later, the three of them retreated into the room like lightning, and closed the door behind them.
"It's over, it's over, it's over..." Xiong Ji held his head in his hands, sweating profusely, and ran back and forth anxiously, "This time it's a big mess... I don't know if I will be sent to a circus or something."
"It's good to go." Feng Bujue looked very leisurely, "You can start performing right away with this look, and they don't even need to prepare costumes for you."
"Teacher Mao Saburo!" Xiong Ji grabbed Brother Jue's shoulders excitedly, "It's now... how can you still joke with me so calmly!" He said, let go of Brother Jue, and took two steps back, "I can't be arrested!" He picked up the white hat on his head, revealing the underwear stuffed inside, "I finally got these precious treasures, and if I lose them again, I will definitely not be able to bear it." Died from a mental blow!"
"Just die..." Feng Bujue ignored Xiong Ji's perverted remarks at all, he still went his own way and said in a calm tone, "I can turn your death into a legend... um... let's just say it... Underwear, underwear , socks, and the phantom thief EARS_EYE, who possesses everything that the pervert gentleman world can only dream of, his words before his death caused countless perverts to flock to Hiyori City." When he was talking nonsense, he squatted down and put on his clothes again. shoes (he had been tying the laces of both shoes together and hanging them around his neck), "'My treasure? Get it if you want it... I put everything there' etc. What do you think of the will?"
"Your routine..." Before Xiong Ji could answer, Xiao Tan complained first, "It reminds me of "Legend of Basho"..."
"Teacher! You can't do this!" On the other side, Xiong Ji replied in panic, "Hurry up and think of a way?"
"I'm thinking about it." Feng Bujue walked towards the kitchen as he spoke, and took a kitchen knife from the knife holder next to the cutting board.
"Uh...Brother Jue." Xiao Tan didn't care to change his address to Feng Bujue in front of Xiong Ji, and he said directly, "Are you going to fight them with a kitchen knife?"
"The police have guns! Teacher!" Xiong Ji didn't react to the name "Brother Jue", he just kept in a state of panic and reminded him.
"Even if they don't have guns, it's impossible for me to go out and have a direct armed conflict with them." Feng Bujue responded blankly, and walked back from the kitchen, "Whatever... Calling myself in trinity, which means 'this role I play') is just a schoolboy. Even though I hold a knife and have ruthlessness and combat experience far beyond people of this age group... ”
"Leaving aside the battle experience, your ruthlessness must surpass all age groups and races..." Xiao Tan also interjected at the right time.
"Ah, thank you." Feng Bujue admitted calmly, and continued what he said just now, "But... It is obviously very difficult for me to deal with adults and trained policemen. Even one-on-one hand-to-hand combat , I have no certainty of victory."
"Then you are holding the knife to..." Xiao Tan was slightly taken aback, his expression suddenly changed, "Hey... you don't mean to..." He quickly glanced at Xiong Ji.
"What are you thinking..." Feng Bujue shrugged, "Although that is indeed a plan, it is not yet necessary to kill him."
"Huh?" Xiong Ji didn't understand their two sentences at all, so he asked in confusion, "What? Who are you going to kill?"
"It's nothing." Feng Bujue quickly changed the topic to prevent the other party from recalling the meaning, "Actually... my intention of taking the kitchen knife is obvious..." He raised the knife and pointed to the stairs, "There are three hostages on the second floor... oh No... cat hostage." He smiled, "They, and this house, are our bargaining chips in dealing with the police."
It took less than two minutes in total from the time they closed the door to the end of these conversations (the NCs of Rihe World generally speak at a fast speed, and Brother Jue's narration and Xiaotan's complaints are also very fast).
Just when Feng Bujue's word "chip" was left behind, another voice came from outside the house...
"Phantom thief EARS_EYE, cat Saburo, and Suntaro... give up resistance!" This voice is also familiar to the three thieves in the house... Usagi's voice.
"Yes...it's Usagi Usagi!" Xiong Ji stared wide-eyed and said in panic, "She...she was also outside, and...she has already recognized the teacher and Suntaro-senpai!"
"Unexpectedly." Feng Bujue's tone showed that he had indeed expected this situation, "The moment the searchlights came on, I knew... We were tricked by Tumei." He walked slowly to the second floor.
"I know, you probably think... that you can confront us by hijacking cat hostages." At this time, Tumei said again, "Don't dream! Meowmei and her family have left that house long ago!"
As soon as these words came out, Feng Bujue's footsteps froze suddenly: "What?"
In the next second, he rushed out and went straight to Miaomei's room on the second floor. He didn't rush to kick the door (because he wasn't sure enough to kick it open) or something, but tried to turn the door handle first, and it turned out... the door didn't lock.
Feng Bujue pushed the door open and entered, and saw... an empty bed.
"Cut... Have you been calculated..." He spat unhappily.
Outside the house, Tumei was still using a loudspeaker to say: "Cat Saburo, your every move has already been under our surveillance." She paused, and said in a rather proud tone, "You pretend to be lost." Class notes, after investigating the terrain of Miaomei’s house with an excuse, the police sent people in and quietly transferred their family.”
"Hey, Brother Jue...you..." Xiaotan quickly caught up with Brother Jue and appeared at the door of the room.
"Ah, I heard it all." Feng Bujue let out a long breath, and then he smiled, "Heh... interesting."
Seeing Feng Bujue's reaction, Wang Tanzhi suddenly had an ominous premonition...
He is very familiar with Brother Jue, so he knows that when Feng Bujue shows such an expression and evaluates someone or something as "interesting", it is often the time when he is cornered...
Brother Jue wouldn't care much if he was simply suppressed by force. But... being calculated by others at the level of resourcefulness is absolutely unacceptable to him.
At a moment like this, most people would have already collapsed...
The operation has reached the last step, and seeing the dawn of victory is just around the corner, but it is reversed in an instant and forced to a desperate situation... The frustration, fear and shake that this situation brings to people are indescribable.
If it were someone else, even if they didn't collapse, they would fall into a state of bewilderment and panic, and it would be difficult to reverse the situation.
But Feng Bujue... It's different. The more he encountered such an irreversible situation, the faster his thinking would work... It was as if there was an area in his brain that was usually not used, but at certain moments... would be activated, allowing He enters a special state of mind.
If you have to name it... the state of "Demented" should be more appropriate.
"Come out and surrender! Neko Saburo, Suntaro, and Kaitou EARS_EYE!" Usagi was still pressing outside, "You have no hostages, and this house has been surrounded, it is impossible to confront or escape Yes..." She paused for two seconds, "As for armed resistance... I advise you to think it over before you talk." She said in a cold tone, "It's better to be sent to the health center than to die, right? "
clang clang —
In the next second, the glass window on the second floor was smashed open.
A figure appeared in front of the window.
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