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"Don't be impulsive! Prince!" The girl clamped the prince's shoulders from behind and pulled him, "The other party is just a primary school student."
"This kind of little devil..." The prince said stubbornly, "Let me kill him in elementary school..."
"This line seems familiar." Feng Bujue continued with a smile, "I've heard it at least ten times."
What he said here... naturally means "heard it more than ten times" in real life.
"How did such an uncute kid live so big!" The prince was pinned down by the girl, but he still waved his hands at Brother Jue undaunted.
"Well... I've heard this sentence at least a hundred times..." Feng Bujue continued calmly.
"I'm going to kill you!" The prince's yelling continued.
"There are countless words..." Brother Jue rubbed his chin and said, "If every time someone said this to me, I could get a dollar, I would be a millionaire by now."
...
three minutes later...
"Ha... ha..." The prince knelt down again, "I can't... I have no strength anymore."
"Physical strength is a little weak." Feng Bujue looked at him condescendingly and said.
Sister Ono didn't look very tired, she looked out of breath: "I guess it's because I'm hungry."
"Cut... As a companion, you actually blocked me..." The prince turned his head and glared at the girl, "I can't eat school lunch... No matter how you think about it, it's all the girl's fault."
"So it's all my fault..." The girl immediately complained.
"In that case..." the prince's face suddenly darkened, "I can't help it... I'm going to plant an unfounded charge on the girl's head and sentence her to life imprisonment..."
"It seems that I suddenly realized my identity as the regent..." The girl showed a little flustered expression.
"Yes... let's deal with the crime of 'naming other people's dogs indiscriminately'." The prince said after thinking for a few seconds.
"Speaking of which... when I was an envoy to the Sui Kingdom, I did give the prince a name like 'Favorite Poo Poo Pill'." The girl replied.
"Hmm..." Feng Bujue looked at this relationship as a teasing partner (a special relationship that exists in the story of "Touching Life" in "The Wonderful Story of the World", in this universe, forming a "Touching combination" "It's a life event that is more important than marriage), the duo thought in their hearts, "This is more difficult than I imagined... The prince is usually abused by his sister too badly, and he wants to deal a serious blow to his spirit Prompting him to leave... I seem to come up with some more ruthless tricks."
...
Second class...
"Haha~ art class~ I think it will be very interesting." Because it is an art class, the prince's interest has returned, and his mood has improved a little.
"Teacher." Just after class, Feng Bujue raised his hand and made a small report, "The prince didn't bring paints and brushes."
Before the words finished, the whole class looked over.
"It's this brat again..." The prince who was a little at a loss glared at Brother Jue angrily.
"Ah~ I can't help it..." The art teacher showed an impatient look, "Prince, you can borrow it from other students."
"Uh... ok..." the prince replied awkwardly.
But... the crown prince is sitting against the wall, there is an empty seat in front of him, the wall is on the right, and Feng Bujue is on the left...
"Sister, do you have one?" The prince turned to his sister and said.
At this time, the girl happened to take some paints and a paintbrush from Xiong Ji: "I didn't bring any, but the neighbor Xiong Jijun lent some."
"Sister..." The prince's expression changed slightly, and he wanted to say something else.
But the girl interrupted directly: "I don't have enough for myself, you can ask someone else to borrow it, Prince."
"What!" The prince looked serious, and said sharply, "As a black warrior of the 'Ink Team', can you really do this?"
"I don't remember ever joining that strange organization..." the girl said coldly.
"The Red Warrior has high hopes for you!" The prince was still talking nonsense in a serious manner.
"Who is the red soldier!" the girl exclaimed in shock.
"The red warrior is FISH Zhuzhong-san who can travel thousands of miles in ink." The prince replied.
"Even if you ramble, I don't have any extra painting tools to lend you..." The girl was too lazy to complain.
As a result, the prince's eyes, helplessly... shifted to Feng Bujue's body.
"Hey hey..." Brother Jue met the prince's gaze with malicious eyes, "...don't borrow."
"You bastard!" The prince jumped up from his seat, "I won't let you go!"
The girl also restrained him immediately: "Hey... the teacher is still in the classroom!"
"Don't stop me!" The prince leaned forward, "The ultimate move I wanted to use 'Flying Regent Poseidon Attack' ended him!"
"Oh... sounds like a good skill..." Feng Bujue said, "If possible, I really want to see it with my own eyes."
"Eh? Do you really think so?" The prince was overjoyed.
"I lied to you." Feng Bujue's tone turned cold, "The name of the move is very poor."
"Ah—that's unreasonable!" The prince was going crazy, "I'm going to squeeze your blood out to make ink!"
Feng Bujue shrugged and replied, "It's paint..."
...
third period…
"Fufufu... music is my strong point..." The prince came to the music classroom and immediately picked up a guitar.
"I always feel that it's useless to humiliate this guy... This guy is definitely a born idiot..." Feng Bujue looked at him from a distance, and whispered, "Could it be that my strategy was wrong from the beginning..."
"La la la~ sister and fishbone are good friends~" the prince over there held the guitar and sang, "The inside of the pillow~ is full of fishbone~ ah—hahahaha—"
His lyrics are silly and cute, and the guitar doesn't make a normal melody at all. In short, he just does something full of slots as if nothing happened...
"Hey, uncle." Brother Jue pondered for a moment, then walked over, "I think...you should stop it..."
"Ah, it's you again." The prince looked down at Brother Jue, "What do you want to do this time?"
"Nothing." Feng Bujue continued, "I just wanted to ask you a question."
"Hmph... a kid is still a kid after all." The prince smiled smugly, "tell me, if there is anything you don't understand, ask me as an adult... no... as the regent, that's right."
"Uncle, you came to the elementary school on a whim to have an experience day or something, it seems to be very free..."
At this moment, Feng Bujue used the ultimate mystery that was cited as a forbidden technique by the world of ridicule.
If this move still fails, he can only give up...
"Don't you have anything else to do? Like...meet your girlfriend?" R1152
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