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It was three quarters noon on Slow, and there were only fifteen minutes left before the deadline announced by General Quick.
At this time, in the hangar of the underground base of the Quaker army, thousands of soldiers of the Quaker army in beige military uniforms have lined up neatly and are ready to go.
But before they set off, General Quick had to give a lecture in person to boost everyone's morale.
[Squeak—den den den den—]
Before Quick appeared on the stage, rhythmic music played on the huge screen on the side of the hangar.
Two seconds after the music started, Quick appeared on the screen in military uniform and with an ambiguous smile on his face.
[Work hard, you're fine. ] He smiled at the camera and said.
[You also need to have hobbies.]The scene changed, and Quick tore a police officer in half with his bare hands, blood spattering.
[The family is happy, no problem.]The scene turned to the scene where he was sitting on the sofa with many beautiful women and cute children.
[Leave some space for yourself.]The picture flashes, and only Quick is the only living person on the sofa, and he is still sitting among a pile of bones of women and children, laughing loudly.
[Join the Quaker Army, no problem.]
[There is also an annual salary and benefits.]
Here, a lot of Quaker equipment, resources, sergeants in line, and a few close-ups of Quaker himself are cut.
[The strongest illegal armed force on Slow Star - the Quaker Army.]
Quick turned his face sideways, holding the military badge with his face on it, and said to the camera: [I am Quick, this is my army.]
[For more information, please log in to the following website.]
[There is also a Quaker commemorative badge to receive~]
The above... is the recruitment video of the Quaker Army. In this base, this video will be taken out for a while if there is nothing to do.
The moment the film ended, Quick himself came to the high platform of the hangar in a hurry. The big screen just switched to the real-time playback state, and the camera was aimed at the general's face.
"Hmm...soldiers." Quick cleared his throat, and straight to the point into the microphone in front of him, "The time for the decisive battle has come!"
"Yeah! Long live the General!"
"Long live Quick!"
"Quick I love you!"
"Please try dating me!"
The sergeants below (all men without exception) clamored with great momentum. But for some reason, there are some strange shouts mixed in...
After a few seconds, Quick waved his hand, indicating that the people below could silence their voices.
After the audience returned to silence, Quick continued: "This operation will be the beginning of our Quick Army's dominance of the galaxy." He clenched his fist with one hand and said loudly, "First, we must dominate Slow Star, and then ..." He hesitated. "It's just... uh... the next planet."
Obviously, the general's strategy can only go so far. Before this goal is achieved, it will be difficult for him to plan the next...
However, his subordinates didn't care about this, they still responded to the general's declaration very passionately.
Right at this moment, suddenly...
Boom - there was a loud bang.
In an instant, the earth shook and the mountains shook.
The people in the entire underground base almost staggered and fell to the ground, only Quick himself was still standing.
"What's going on!" Quick's reaction was quite extraordinary. After a moment of panic, he sternly shouted at the communicator he was carrying, "Commander, call back quickly! Report the current situation!"
After a moment of silence, accompanied by noisy interference, a response came from the communicator: "Report...report the general, we were attacked by missiles just now!" It was completely destroyed, and the power supply facilities have fallen into a semi-paralyzed state, but the emergency power supply should still last for about a quarter of a universe cycle."
"Bastard!" Quick yelled, "How did we get hit by a missile? Isn't the base's missile defense system activated?"
"General... there seems to be... something wrong with our system..." the other party replied.
"What?" Quick said, "At such a time?" He paused for half a second, "Wait... Could it be that this system has always been malfunctioning?"
"No~No~" At this time, the interfering sound in the communicator disappeared, and the speaker was replaced by another person, who read in a lazy tone, "Your ground defense and The camouflage system was still functioning normally until two universes ago, what a pity... "
"Who are you?" Quick's expression changed, "Who is talking to me?"
"Hehe..." The person on the other side of the communicator smiled evilly.
In the next second, a face of a human from Earth appeared on the big screen behind Quick.
"Everyone, good afternoon." Feng Bujue said to everyone in the Quick Army base through the big screen and the broadcaster system, "Your humble... is the city-level hero from the Cosmic Superhero League—Pokerman."
"You..." Quick turned around, looked at the screen and said, "How did you..."
"...How did you hack your system?" Feng Bujue rushed, "Heh... it's much simpler than I imagined." He smiled and said, "And all the computer users who have anti-virus software on and still get viruses Similarly, your problem is not that the firewall is not advanced enough, but that you are too stupid."
When he said this, a photo of a seductive girl appeared on the big screen. She looked naked, but mosaic was applied on several key parts, and at the bottom of the screen was displayed "Click here to Watch the unrevised version for free".
"We used such an advertisement pop-up window to successfully bypass your firewall." A few seconds later, the screen switched back to a close-up of Feng Bujue's face, "By the way... at 2:00 noon, your There are at least forty devices of various models in the base connected to the external network, doing some entertainment. Among them, more than half of the people clicked this after seeing this picture. We only spent five minutes Just made, viral pop-ups."
"Damn it..." Quake gritted his teeth with the veins on his head popping out, "to use such a despicable method..."
"Is this a low-level problem? I can only blame you for being too naive, right?" Feng Bujue said, "On Earth, even elementary school students wouldn't click on such pop-ups."
"No matter who you are, if you think you can defeat me with just a few missiles, you are very wrong!" Quick did not continue to talk about this topic with Feng Bujue, he said instead, "Like this kind of Base, destroying one or two is nothing, I have fourteen similar... "
"That's enough, that's enough..." Feng Bujue interrupted the other party's self-disclosure in an extremely quick and compassionate tone, "Please don't take the initiative to disclose information to me..." With such a clumsy alien During the strategic contest, Brother Jue couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt, "Even the specific figures are reported... Look at the meaning... One is built in every country in the Slow Star Federation, right..."
"What... what..." Quick turned pale in shock, and took half a step back, "Who the hell are you... have you even figured out this kind of thing..."
Feng Bujue slapped himself on the face: "It's not very capable to deduce such a thing... Besides, I was just guessing casually, but your reaction directly confirmed my guess."
"Ah!" Quick suddenly realized, and then became angry again, "How dare you lie to me!"
"I'm cheating on you? I'm going to cheat on you? I..." Feng Bujue seemed to want to respond, but the feeling of egg cracking (I think this word can describe the degree of pain in the egg) was overwhelming. He stopped this impulse, "Okay, okay... I was wrong." He got down to business, "In short... I have one more important thing to tell you, and that is..."
Brother Jue raised his hand and pointed upwards with his fingers: "The impact you felt just now was just a positioning test. The real impact will be at..." He turned his head and looked out of the camera, "Uh... Come in three seconds."
"Ah—" Quick exclaimed immediately.
And those Quaker soldiers who heard the broadcast or watched the screen with him also screamed in unison.
But by now, it was too late for them to do anything.
While this group of people was still shouting, the second round... and the official round of missile bombing had arrived.
Within a minute, this underground base of the Quaker Army was blasted from the inside to the outside into ruins and scorched earth, and all the fuel, mechs, weapons and ammunition stored in the base also became the boosters of the explosion.
...
"It's like snatching a lollipop from a child." At the end of the attack, Feng Bujue stood up from the control console of the Slow Alliance Command Center, muttering this sentence.
At this moment, behind Brother Jue are six heroes with complex expressions.
They all looked at this Pokerman with weird eyes, and they all had the same question in their hearts—is this guy really a hero? Are you sure it's not a super criminal who broke into our undercover
"What's wrong?" Jue Ge looked at them and asked.
"Uh..." Dr. Biubiu replied, "I really didn't expect... that General Quick, who has been against us for many years, could... so easily..."
"Yeah, after a lot of things are done, look back... and you will find that it is not difficult." Feng Bujue continued.
In fact, Brother Jue's strategy is really not complicated. He just contacted the government of Sloolei and informed them of the coordinates, time and method of the missile strike. Then let Dr. Biubiu write an implant program that can shut down the opponent's defense system (for the doctor, this is a piece of cake, it can be done in a few minutes). Then, I asked the tempting girl for a photo, and asked the doctor to use this photo to create an advertising pop-up virus program.
The problem is... With regard to such a plan, even the people of Slow couldn't think of it. Because their general logic is like this... Although we know the base of the Quaker Army, they have a missile defense system, so there is no need to think about missile attacks; although we can write a program to shut down the opponent's defense system, But they have a firewall, so there is no need to think about cracking the intrusion or anything. and so on...
As for advertising pop-ups, phishing software, bundled programs, etc., even though they are technically easy to accomplish, they just can't think of such ideas.
As a well-informed earthling (objectively speaking, earthlings have indeed seen a lot of terrible things that people on other planets can’t think of), Feng Bujue already has some information about the Slow people on the spaceship; After arriving in the Slow Alliance, he listened to the story of General Quick, and through communication with the heroes, he roughly grasped the character and behavior patterns of the Slow Stars. Therefore, he planned such a battle.
"Oh, that's right." At this moment, Feng Bujue remembered something again, and continued, "Are there any other super criminals on your planet who are difficult to deal with? Anyway, I'm here, so I might as well clean them up." .”
When he said this, his tone and demeanor were very similar to the kind of relatives we met when we were young, "relatives who are a few years older than me, who don't have much contact with each other, who don't even know their full names, but who are very good at playing games." big brother".
During the holidays, this kind of person will appear in your home, with domineering, disdainful, or narcissistic eyes, in the name of playing games with you, and easily pass all kinds of action games that you can't get through. And point out various mistakes and deficiencies as you type. Then check the progress of all the RG games you have played, comment on your team, give spoilers on the plot and ending of the game, and explain hidden props, gameplay or UG.
In those innocent, happy years called childhood before the Internet was popularized... We were taken away by this kind of person time and time again.
Even today, in this era when you can open the web page and tap the keyboard to see the complete game strategy, the tall image of these guys has not changed at all, because after I read the strategy, I feel even more... In the past, I was able to explore or memorize by myself. The people who posted this information are really amazing.
"Well... Yes, there is." Dr. Biubiu continued hesitantly, "But are you sure you want to..."
"Let me see their information first." Feng Bujue interrupted the other party, but his tone was quite polite.
All the heroes of the Slow Alliance were a little at a loss when they heard the words. After a few seconds, they all turned their heads to look at the tough guy beside him... This star-level hero has been left aside for a long time. He should be the real protagonist of this operation, but unexpectedly, Brother Jue planned a strategy Among them, a C-level crisis was strangled in the cradle, which made the tough guy lose the opportunity to perform.
"Uh...Since Pokerman said so..." Tough Guy knew that the five looked over to wait for him to make a decision. After all, he is the highest-level hero here, "I don't think there is anything wrong with it." He paused For a moment, "In this cosmic year, I haven't booked any other missions yet, so I'll just stay here and sit in command. If there is any emergency, I can deal with it in time."
With the words of the tough guy, the five members of the Slow Alliance have no worries.
Dr. Biubiu immediately said: "Okay, Pokerman, wait a minute, I'll transfer the data to you."
"Thank you." Feng Bujue responded, then turned his head and said to the tough guy, "Senior tough guy, can I trouble you to go back to the spaceship and report the mission results to the Alliance? If we report back directly, it is better than feedback from here. Make it convenient."
"Uh... ok." Tough Guy hesitated for half a second, then continued, "Speaking of it... we might be able to break the record of C-level crisis handling time this time..." He turned and walked out while talking.
"Wait." At this moment, the policeman stepped forward and said to the tough guy, "I think... it's better to be more cautious."
"You mean..." the tough guy answered in a deep voice.
"It's better to go to the scene to check first, to see the specific situation with your own eyes, and it's not too late to report back." The policeman said chivalrously.
"That's right." Backflip followed, "I'll go with you."
"I'll come too." Disfigured Man's hoarse voice followed suit.
So, these few of them boarded the spaceship together with the tough guy, and went to the scene to confirm the result. Feng Bujue stayed at the command center of the Silow Alliance to check the information transferred by Dr. Biubiu. Seduction Girl is responsible for communicating with the federal governments to stabilize the global situation after the incident.
It seems that everything is going on in an orderly manner, however...
...
At the same time, East 20th District.
On the scorched earth, a big hand broke through the ground, followed by arms, shoulders, head, torso...
Thirty seconds later, General Quick crawled out of the soil covered in bruises and in a panic.
As mentioned earlier, Quick has a powerful body that is different from ordinary people (Slow Stars), and he also has superpowers. Therefore, even though he was buried alive in the ruins of the underground base, he still did not die.
With amazing strength and will to survive, under the protection of superpowers, Quick drilled all the way up, and finally returned to the ground after a few minutes.
"Ha... ha... bastard..." The first two things Quick did when he saw the light of day were gasping and cursing, "One day... I'll make you pay."
"Heh... the mournful cry of a defeated dog." Suddenly, a voice came from not far behind Quick.
Quick was startled when he heard the sound, because part of his superpower had perception ability, if someone approached him within a radius of ten meters, he would definitely be able to feel it. But at this moment, he couldn't sense the owner of the voice at all.
"Who?" Quick endured the pain in his body, hurriedly stood up, and suddenly turned his head.
However, he saw a humanoid creature with golden red shimmering all over its body that looked like a mummy standing in front of his eyes.
"You have worked so hard to dig me out of the ground, but you don't know who I am?" the creature asked rhetorically.
"You...you are..." Quick realized something, and then trembled unconsciously.
"That's right." The creature took his words, "It's me." He paused, "Although I've been imprisoned in 'that', I know exactly what happened outside." He Shaking his head, "I have to say, you are stupid..."
After hearing this, Quick's eyes flashed with anger, but he didn't intervene because an indescribable sense of fear made him unable to open his mouth.
"I'm not some frozen animal. The equipment you prepared and the so-called 'awakening program' are just superfluous." The creature opened its arms, "As you can see, you just need to use weapons to destroy it forcibly." That', just let me out. Anyway... I am immortal... "R1152
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