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[AD 299X…]
[A nuclear war will destroy the civilization on this planet.]
After completing the loading process, the introduction of the script will naturally follow.
But... the first two sentences of this introduction are full of all kinds of déjà vu and slots.
[98 of the global population died in this war, and the remaining 2 survivors struggled to survive in the ruins and deserts full of radiation pollution.]
[Food, fresh water, a shelter where you can sleep peacefully... These things that were taken for granted have become luxuries, and have become the objects that people are fighting for every day.]
When the narration said this, the picture in front of the players was still pitch black, only the white subtitles slowly rising.
[In the end... this world, abandoned by technology, surrendered to violence.]
As soon as the voice fell, suddenly, the GM rang | excellent | excellent | small | said | updated | new | most | fast | c| started.
Wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on, wait on...
[YOU_ARE_SHOCK!]
"Fuck?" Feng Bujue was startled when the first line came out, "Fist of the Big Dipper?" But he immediately denied this inference, "That's not right... Isn't the background of the Fist of the Big Dipper at the end of the 20th century? ? But this is 299X... "
Soon, with the intense background music, the narrator continued the introduction and answered Brother Jue's doubts...
[In this land of the last days, countless men with shocking martial arts appeared one after another.]
[In order to compete for the position of the overlord of the last days, they wrote an epic of fierce battles on this Tutu star.]
"Huh?" Feng Bujue was stunned at the time, "Tutuxing?" After being stunned for two seconds, he thought again, "What he's talking about isn't the earth at all! So what's the matter?"
When he complained loudly in his heart, the GM stopped abruptly. In the next second, Brother Jue felt his eyes light up and gained control of his body.
[The main task has been triggered]
[Kill the four members of the "Second Corpse Knife Team".]
Just as Feng Bujue was about to confirm the situation around him, the system notification sounded.
But it's okay... In terms of the actual situation around him, he has nothing to confirm.
Above the head, there is the scorching sun in the sky; in any direction you look, there are rolling white sand dunes with no boundaries in sight. And his three teammates were not far from him. The four people are separated in four directions, and the distance between them is about three meters.
"Brother Jue... Is this some kind of novelty-hunting version of the Beidou Shenquan world?" Two seconds later, Xiao Tan turned around and asked this question in a dumbfounding tone.
"No..." Feng Bujue replied thoughtfully, "After thinking for two and a quarter seconds, I realized one thing..."
"Oh?" Xiao Ling interjected with great interest, "What is it?"
"This is the main universe." Feng Bujue's answer and thinking were really out of the ordinary.
As soon as this remark came out, all three of his teammates showed some doubts.
Not only them, but all the audience watching the game on the live channel at the moment are also puzzled.
"This..." After a while, Ruoyu took two steps towards Brother Jue, and asked in a deep voice, "...how can you see it?"
"The name of this rematch is an obvious reminder..." Feng Bujue replied, "The so-called 'Fighting the Four Realms' is a hint... all the scripts of the rematch took place in the main universe."
"Ah?" Xiao Tan's eyes widened, still looking confused, "Four Realms... the main universe... isn't it a word?"
"The main universe of Horror Paradise is roughly divided into four realms..." Feng Bujue immediately explained in a very calm tone, "They are governed by the four pillar gods..."
"Wait a minute." At this time, Xiao Ling suddenly interrupted Brother Jue, "Leader... we are broadcasting live now, and countless audiences are listening to you."
Her hint was to the point, and she didn't clarify the words further, but the subtext was already obvious—"Is it really okay for you to casually disclose this valuable information?"
"Actually, it's okay..." Feng Bujue shrugged and replied, "But... what you said makes sense." He smiled, "In short... you just need to trust me, this must be the main universe, the specific settings or something I’ll tell you more about it after this game is over.”
"Well... it's really inconvenient to talk about it right now." At this time, Xiao Tan squinted his eyes and looked over Jue Ge's shoulder, "It seems that a group of uninvited guests are coming towards us... It seems that the speed is not slow."
While he was speaking, Brother Jue, Ruoyu and Xiaoling all turned their heads to look in that direction; although the limits of eyesight of the three were slightly different, they could all see the distance approaching within three seconds. What is it.
"Hey~ the number of people... oh no... there are quite a few rabbits." Feng Bujue immediately muttered with a smile.
"There's nothing wrong with the setting of a rabbit-shaped human... But isn't this mohawk hairstyle a bit too much..." Xiao Ling also muttered beside him.
"Well... not only the hairstyle, but also the clothing is full of Beidou Shenquan miscellaneous soldiers..." Xiaotan continued, "all kinds of huge, barbed metal accessories; oversized shoulder pads, pads Hands, knee pads; meaningless belts, belts; inexplicable underwear worn outside, navel exposed... "
While the group of Rabbit Stars drove all kinds of strange motorcycles all the way, Juege and the three of them kept complaining about NC's appearance, only Ruoyu didn't say a word, she just put her hand on On the saber at the waist.
"Yee-ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha… "
"Lululululu..."
After a while, the group of rabbits finally came close. While making strange noises, they surrounded the four people on the front line of hell.
"Well... this kind of fixed-style development..." Feng Bujue read with pain on his face, "It seems a little embarrassing now..."
Xiao Ling, who was a few meters away, tugged at the corner of Xiaotan's clothes, and asked softly, "Hey, I don't know much about "Fist of the North Dipper", what will happen next?"
Xiao Tan turned around and said, "Uh...they will probably be driving motorcycles, circling us in circles and raising sand and dust, while constantly yelling and making all kinds of perverted expressions that they think are scary. "
"Huh?" Xiao Ling's mouth twitched, "What's the point?"
"Well..." Xiao Tan continued, "One is to enhance the atmosphere, and the other is to delay the time..." He paused for half a second, and then added, "This kind of fixed routine of miscellaneous soldiers appearing on the stage is similar to that of the protagonist bursting clothes, It’s like beautiful girl transforming, mech fusion... long animations have to rely on these to make a detour.”
Just as they were whispering, the group of rabbits around gradually slowed down the speed of the car and stopped one after another.
When the sand and dust cleared up a bit, an unusually burly Rabbitman with a height of more than two meters (not counting ears and head hair) got off a straddle (that is, a side three-wheeled motorcycle, commonly known as "side three" or "side three") ) climbed out on the side.
With a smirk on his face, he took a few steps forward with heavy steps. While walking, he murmured to himself: "Hehe... I'm lucky today, the four earthlings... can be sold in the market." A good price."
"This rabbit brother..." A second later, Feng Bujue consciously assumed the role of negotiator, took two steps towards the tall and strong rabbit man, raised his head and said, "Listen to what you mean, you It seems that they are planning to arrest us and sell them as commodities?"
"Huh?" The rabbitman looked at Brother Jue condescendingly and contemptuously, and then sneered, "Hmph... Now that you've seen it all, why don't you obediently grab him with your hands up?"
"Hehe..." Feng Bujue showed a warm smile, "I see..." He licked his lips, "By the way, I don't know your name, how should I address you?"
"Hmph..." the rabbitman replied, "What's the matter? You're standing on my territory, but you haven't even heard of my name 'Kakalu'?"
The moment he announced his cute name, Xiao Ling almost laughed out loud, and Xiao Tan blushed. And the audience who are watching the game (here refers to the audience who fixed the perspective on the front line of hell) basically burst into laughter on the spot.
"King Kakalu, right?" Feng Bujue didn't change his face, and replied with a half-smile, "Before you arrest me and sell me, I have something to report to you."
"Oh? What's the matter?" Kakalu's rabbit eyes flashed a hint of curiosity.
Feng Bujue's expression changed, and he replied solemnly: "I'm not an ordinary earthling..." As he spoke, he moved his hand to his waist, "I'm a cook..."
"Huh?" Kakalu was stunned for a moment, and looked back at his companions.
At this time, a tall and thin rabbit man who looked quite clever in the group of rabbits behind reminded him: "My lord! He said he was a cook!"
"Oh~" Kakalu nodded when he heard the words, and then cast a disdainful look at Brother Jue, "What do I think you are going to say..." He snorted coldly, "Hmph...you think you can get it because you have a skill." Did you treat them differently? Ha! I’m really sorry... We Tutu people only eat carrots, and we like to eat raw ones. The value of chefs here is no different from that of ordinary coolies, and even worse... "
"That's not what I meant." Feng Bujue shook his head and answered.
"Then what exactly do you want to say?" Kakalu became a little impatient, his speech speed increased, and his voice increased a little.
"I just want you to know..." Feng Bujue said, and took [Bell's Daily Knife] out of the scabbard, "I am a man who can make rabbit meat taste like chicken."
For the next five seconds, apart from the sound of wind and sand, no one spoke...
This should be the silence that comes after a bad joke...
Regardless of whether the rabbits around understood it or not, the three on the front line of hell understood it anyway, but they didn't even laugh.
"Well... I understand..." Five seconds later, Kakalu's face darkened, and he grinned, "How dare you kid me!"
It's too late, so fast!
Following the second half of Kakalu's words, he yelled out his fists.
The casserole-sized fist slammed into Feng Bujue's head from top to bottom... The fist was so powerful that the wind passing through it made a whistling sound.
Boom!
A second passed, and the yellow sand exploded.
Although this punch did not hit Brother Jue, after hitting the sand, it blasted out a semi-circular bunker with a depth of one meter.
"What? Dodged?" Kakalu was startled when he retracted his fist.
"It's quite powerful." Before the flying sand dispersed, Feng Bujue's voice sounded again, "It seems that Brother Ka is still a boxer?"
"Hmph! Stupid earthlings!" Before Kakalu replied, a rabbit in the rabbit group rushed, "Our king Kakalu is the successor of the 'Short-haired God Fist'! The masters who were defeated by him are not counted. Quite a few!"
When they heard the words "Short-haired Divine Fist", Xiao Tan and Xiao Ling finally couldn't help it anymore, they laughed so hard that their waists were bent. If it weren't for the possibility of attack at any time, they would really like to lie down and laugh for a while.
"Huh..." Feng Bujue took a deep breath, and turned to his teammates, "Okay, okay, don't laugh, I'll count to three, let's hit [Lanjiao-Zhouduan], you guys stay away."
"clear."
"receive."
"Oh."
Xiao Ling, Xiao Tan and Ruo Yu each responded.
Then, Brother Jue started counting: "One... two..."
At this moment, the rabbits around basically didn't understand what these people were going to do, and they didn't understand what Brother Jue meant by "Lanjiao-Zhouduan", so they didn't react at all.
But... Kakalu seemed to have noticed something.
"Three!" After counting the last sound, Feng Bujue propped himself up on the ground with one hand, stood upside down, spread his feet horizontally, and used his waist strength to turn his feet around like a helicopter's propeller.
While he was accumulating moves, his three teammates were already jumping and lying down, leaving the level level with Brother Jue's legs one after another.
Therefore, when the ring-shaped slash spread out, no one on the front line of hell was affected.
But... the rabbits will be miserable.
After this wave of havoc, the rabbitmen and miscellaneous soldiers surrounding the players were almost wiped out. They were either cut from the chest up or decapitated... Only a few guys who were particularly short, or who happened to be half-squatting and pretending to be aggressive, were still alive...
Among all the Rabbit people around, there was only one who dodged the blow by relying on his own reaction... That person (rabbit) was King Kakalu.
"Cut..." Two seconds later, when Kakalu got up from the ground, his face was pale and blue, "So you are also a boxer... Damn it!"
"I don't dare to be a master of boxing." Feng Bujue stood up straight again, brushed the dust off his sleeves, and said, "Six styles, Xiewang Yanshaquan, Nandou Shengquan, Crane Immortal Flow, etc... I have only learned a little bit, how dare I compare with you, the successor of the short-haired magic fist?"
"Stop pretending to me!" No matter how stupid Kakalu was, he could tell that the other party was mocking him, so...he immediately roared and used his killer move, "Should die! Short-haired fist!" R1152
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