After Feng Bujue heard these five words, he almost blurted out an answer: "I don't know...why I don't know?"
As soon as he answered it, the mouth on the right side of the sky braid answered again: "I know."
"Hmm..." Feng Bujue didn't understand why the other party was talking about the Analects of Confucius with him, but he still had to find a way to continue the conversation, "This brother... you are?"
"I, look, you, well, like, also, read, passed, a few, years, book, of, like, like..."
From this sentence on, that sky braid stopped speaking properly, and every word he said after that was uttered alternately with the left and right mouths.
In order to avoid the suspicion of making up words, in the following, the use of commas like the above sentence will be omitted, please make up your own mind.
"... I have three questions that I want to test you on." Chongtian Braid continued with his unique way of speaking, "I don't know if you dare to answer them?"
"Dare to dare..." Feng Bujue raised his eyebrows, "But if you can't beat me... so what?"
"You and your companions are going up, aren't you?" the npc said, "If you can answer my question, I will let you go up." Before Brother Jue could ask again, he added on his own, "If you can't answer Come out... or don't answer, and you will become my hair."
As soon as these words came out, Brother Jue and the little spirit behind him all moved their eyes to the top of each other's head, staring at the soaring braid.
"Could it be... this bundle of unconventional black long straights on your head..." Feng Bujue complained, "Every one was changed by human beings?"
"Yes." The other party replied bluntly.
"Oh..." Feng Bujue continued, "By the way, how did Miao Xuzi, Hongying and Lu Bufu pass here not long ago?"
"Miao Xuzi is quick-witted, has a good literary talent, and is proficient in Zen theory. It can be said that... the answer is fluent." Chongtian Braid replied.
"Cut... Can you answer that guy?" Brother Jue said, "Then you can ask." Speaking of which. He seemed to think of something again, and added, "Oh. By the way, I haven't asked you how to call Xiongtai yet?"
"My name is Smarter." Smarter replied. "Cong is smart Cong, and Ming is smart Ming."
"Understood." Feng Bujue continued, "Then... son... If you don't understand anything, just ask."
"How do you talk?" Smarter interrupted slightly annoyed, "Taking advantage of me?"
"Okay~" Brother Jue pointed to the other party's left mouth, "Can I call you Xiao Cong?"
At this time, the mouth on the right side of Cong Er spoke a sentence alone: "Are you going to name me Tofu in the next sentence?"
"Hehe..." Feng Bujue laughed, "Brother Smart really lives up to his name."
"Hmph..." Smarter sneered, "Do you think this is funny?"
"It's okay." Jue Ge said. "Anyway, I feel quite happy."
"But I'm not very happy to hear it." Smarter said.
Feng Bujue smiled even wider: "This is also one of the reasons for my joy."
"You..." Smarter seemed to want to scold, but he held back the words, and then smiled, "Hehe... Forget it, I don't care about you."
Obviously, Brother Jue has already seen through the key fg when talking to this npc. One is to get the phrase "I don't know what I don't know", and the other is to make it clear that I want to answer the question. As long as these two key points are pinpointed correctly, the opponent will not easily fight with the player.
"Listen, first question..." After a few seconds. Smarter started to read the question directly, "One yin and one yang, one short and one long. One day and one night, they make a pair. This is..."
"'Ming'." Feng Bujue reported the answer before the other party asked the question completely.
"Hmm..." Clever'er's expression (although he has no eyebrows, but he can still see some changes) changed slightly, "... there are indeed two tricks."
"Humph... isn't this nonsense?" Brother Jue showed a noncommittal look, "Let's talk about the second question."
"Okay, I'll give you an upper couplet, you can read it right..." Smarter cleared his throat, and read alternately with his mouth. "The mountains, rivers, and rivers are high and low, and everywhere are bright and beautiful."
"Ha! Hahahahaha..." Feng Bujue laughed out loud for a while, but remained silent.
"What are you laughing at?" Smarter asked. "I'm sorry, do you use a smile to cover up your guilty conscience?"
"Can't I come out? Ha!" Feng Bujue started pacing around the other party. "I'm a big writer, can't I know this kind of couplet?" He snorted coldly, "I just think your couplet is ridiculously simple."
"Then you are right!" Smarter shouted.
"That's right, at this level, I open my mouth to come~" Feng Bujue really opened his mouth, he turned around and read, "Poop, big and small, is often smelly and sticky."
At this moment... the whole world was shocked.
Smarter as an NPC was shocked, Gu Xiaoling as a teammate was shocked, Miss An as a spectator and editor of Brother Jue was shocked, and all the audience watching the game were also shocked...
"This..." Smarter was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say.
"How is it? With such a neat confrontation and a long artistic conception, you must have only seen it in your life?" Feng Bujue added another sentence proudly upon seeing this.
"Hmm... this match... is really neat..." Smarter murmured, "It's true that I have only seen it in my life..." When he said this, his tone began to reveal a painful feeling, "As for the artistic conception..."
"I can't appreciate you even if I measure it." Feng Bujue didn't let the other party finish speaking, and rushed, "Your cultural accomplishment and taste are too far from mine, you should go to study for a few more years before discussing the artistic conception with me. " After he said this shamelessly, he immediately changed the subject, "Now... let's talk about the third question."
"Okay..." Smarter didn't want to talk about that couplet anymore, anyway, as long as the second question is correct, it will be considered a pass. So, he adjusted the expression on his face, and then asked, "Listen, please answer me... What is hell? What is heaven?"
This third question is obviously a Zen question.
Fangcai Smarter described Miao Xuzi as "witty, talented, and proficient in Zen theory", which is actually implying the player-the next three questions are riddles, couplets and Zen theory.
And such an obvious hint, naturally, has already been seen through by Feng Bujue...
Snapped-
Half a second later, before Clever could finish his sentence, Brother Jue slapped him viciously.
This sudden move stunned Smarter. But after a brief moment of astonishment, a sudden outburst of anger followed... In an instant, a gust of hostility burst out of Smarter's body, and he was about to make a move.
However, in the next second, Feng Bujue said in a very calm tone: "This...is hell."
As soon as he said these words, Smarter was stunned.
Immediately afterwards, Brother Jue took a step forward, and pulled out [Bell's Daily Knife] from his waist, grabbed the braid on the top of Smarter's head with one hand, and cut with the knife with the other hand, easily giving the lock of hair to him. Cut it off.
For some reason, Smarter didn't resist Feng Bujue's actions at all. He just stood there, watching Feng Bujue cut off his hair, and then threw it away.
I saw those black, stretched hairs dissipated in the air by themselves after leaving Jue Ge's palm, turning into wisps of black smoke. When the smoke drifted away, there seemed to be a faint weeping sound echoing in the fourth floor.
At the same time, the hostility on Smarter disappeared along with the black smoke, and his appearance quickly returned to that of an ordinary human being. In addition to the number and position of the facial features returning to normal, look at the top of his head... the place that was originally covered by the soaring braids also revealed six ring scars.
"Amitabha..." Smarter clasped his hands together, recited the Buddha's name, and bowed deeply to Feng Bujue.
And Brother Jue still looked lazy and casual, and replied: "This...is heaven."
Cong Minger nodded and said: "The benefactor has great wisdom, his realm is beyond the dust, and the little monk casts himself on the ground..." When he said this, his figure had become blurred, "Thank you, the benefactor, for fulfilling..."
"It's easy to say~" Feng Bujue cupped his fists and said, "There will be no date in the future."
After saying this, he turned his head and winked at Xiao Ling, signaling the latter to follow.
When the two stepped on the steps leading to the fifth floor, Xiao Ling couldn't help but look back, only to find that there was no one behind him... ()
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