Since then, Dou Xun has waited for Xu Xilin to go to school together every day.
A group of people have been taken aback.
The first surprise is that since the monthly exam, the position of the "Zhuang Scholar" held by the emperors in their classes has become the private domain of a certain animal. No matter the big or small exam, the animal will always be the best horse, not to mention the back of the neck - even the hoof out of sight.
Since then, Dou Xun has had a nickname, called "Dou Xian'er"... Of course, after a long time, this honorary title was gradually distorted into "Bean Paste", which is a later story.
The second surprise was to learn that Dou Daxian lived in Xu Xilin's house.
Everyone expressed their high praise for Xu Xilinyu's invincible face brushing skills - a flower like Dou Xian'er can make him break down!
Especially since he still can't tell how he folded.
Even Wu Tao heard that and expressed his admiration to Xu Xilin sourly.
At the beginning, this was a very face-saving thing for Xu Xilin, but soon he found that the face was a little heavy.
The first is that I can't sleep late.
One day, Ms. Xu Jin, who accidentally went out late for some reason, found that Dou Xun would take a small book every morning, dictate international news in English, and after writing an article, she would obediently help Auntie Du to water the flowers, and wait for him to finish dictating. It was a big story, and after watering all the flowers, Xu Xilin came down from the upstairs.
Xu Jin was immediately furious, and took Xu Tuanzu away for a training session: "You are so lazy, I'm too lazy to stretch it, but is it appropriate for you to let others wait for more than half an hour? Even a courtesan and a spare tire date can't be so late for that long. time!"
Xu Xilin couldn't tell if he was suffering. He actually told Dou Xun long ago that if he got up early in the morning, he didn't have to wait for him. Blame the fuck
The next day, Ms. Xu Jin set up a family rule: the entry time for breakfast in the restaurant is at 6:45 at the latest, and there is no meal for those who wake up late.
And at school, Xu Xilin somehow became Dou Daxian's agent.
Responsible for receiving applications from all parties from day to night.
"Can you borrow Dou Xun's physical notebook for me?"
This was Cai Jing, and Xu Xilin had no choice but to borrow it.
"Can Dou Xian'er copy a short paragraph for me in this blackboard report?"
This is Yu still, Xu Xilin was afraid of being scratched, so he had to go as instructed.
"Xiao Linzi Xiao Linzi," the old man ran over in a dazzling manner, "borrow Dou Xian'er's palm for me, let me see how Xian Chang's palmistry is different from that of us mortals."
Xu Xilin: "Go away!"
"Xu Tuanzuo, ask Dou Xian'er and me for this week's journal."
"The fourth question in the math Xiaohuangshu today is the last question to ask Dou Xianer, why is the answer different from yours? Xiao Linzi, go and ask."
"At the sports meeting, it's not enough to carry the flag in a square formation. If you want a tall man, it's better if there are no events ahead. Who else is there in our class? Lao Xu, you go and talk to Dou Xun!"
And so on, and so on... Oh, and a little girl from the next class asked him to send Dou Xun a love letter.
Dou Xun did not open the love letter, but threw it into the trash can in the corner. He bluntly told Xu Xilin his opinion: "Some people's total intelligence quotient is inherently insufficient, so it is no wonder that they are distributed all over the place. Each test score can't be replaced by a pot of vinegar."
... Although this seems to be talking about the girl who wrote the love letter, Xu Xilin always felt that he was being accused of Sang and scolded Huai.
After getting along for a while, the mysterious layer of skin on Dou Xun's body gradually peeled off, and Xu Xilin found that this Dou Daxian really "can" chat.
After the two of them went home, their daily routine was: after dinner, Xu Xilin got into Dou Xun's house with his biology class test paper. This time he took the test very badly, with a perfect score of 100 and an average score of 83. After passing the 79th exam, he was named and criticized by the biology teacher, and he even brought his heel to Qi Lixiang to sue him.
Xu Xilin flipped out the folder that Dou Xun had used to sort out the test papers, turned to the one he was looking for, and began to correct his wrong questions.
Dou Xun took a look at the probe and said, "Your paper... did you do it when you were studying?"
Although Xu Xilin was very upset, he had already gotten used to his language style, and he didn't have the same knowledge as him.
He didn't say a word, and Dou Xun pursued relentlessly: "I've seen this question in your wrong question book..."
Xu Xilin said without looking up, "What's wrong with that?"
"...Twice." Dou Xun slowly filled out the second half of the sentence, "In addition, there are three times this time. Your wrong question book is really suitable for practicing calligraphy."
Xu Xilin: "..."
He searched the box of chewing gum from Dou Xun's pocket, poured out two, chewed the candy as Dou Xun, and thought, "Now shut up and I won't beat you."
However, it backfired.
Dou Xun said slowly, "This kind of question can be wrong three times in a row. If you are a canine, you may not be able to enter the circus with this level of intelligence."
Xu Xilin thought: "Your mother."
He threw the pen, turned his head and walked away, slamming two doors in a row, making a pair of loud noises.
Dou Xun was slapped in the face by the air flow from the door, only to realize later that Xu Xilin might be angry.
He sat in place for a while at a loss, then stood up quietly, walked around Xu Xilin's closed door twice, Doudou ran up to the second floor and sniffed under his feet. Circle, Dou Xun took out a piece of beef jerky from his pocket and fed it to it.
Seeing that Doudou turned her tail into an electric fan, Dou Xun got a little inspiration, returned to the house and took a whole bag of unpacked meat floss, and simply and rudely pinned it on Xu Xilin's bedroom door handle.
Twenty minutes later, Xu Xilin opened the door, and a large bag of meat floss weighing more than three pounds hit his exposed toes firmly.
Xu Xilin held back the "Ow" alive, clawed at the door frame in pain, and said in his heart, "I want to be inseparable with this grandson Dou Xun!"
When Dou Xun's grandson heard the voice, he walked out lightly, holding Xu Xilin's test paper in his hand, and said nonchalantly, "It's all changed for you."
Xu Xilin raised his head with gritted teeth, and saw Dou Xun handing the test paper under his nose. It was written in neat and dense small characters. Dou Xun is not as good as characters. Copy the original text of the cited textbook, and also mark the page number.
Xu Xilin always felt that Dou Xun had a big, trembling tail standing up behind him, so he suddenly felt relieved and decided to forgive him.
After the two made peace, they would probably be able to stay together for about 20 minutes calmly, and then someone started slamming the door again.
In this regard, the whole family has evolved from a collective surprise to a surprise.
The early spring is short, and May Day is approaching in a blink of an eye.
That day happened to be a group medical examination organized by the school. Lao Cheng's bust is as high as 80 centimeters, and he looks down on half of the girls in the class.
Xu Xilin had drawn blood and walked around probing his brain, seeing that except for the seals used by some doctors, many of the rest were simply signed. He briefly checked the items that needed to be stamped, and then he found a corner very thiefly, compiled the other numbers, and traced a few signatures according to the signature column checked by other students, and quickly lined up when others were still in line. completed a medical examination form.
Dou Xun: "What are you doing?"
Before Xu Xilin could answer, he heard a whistle in the distance. Wu Tao moved faster and had already handed in the form.
"What's there to check? Save time and go out to play." Xu Xilinchong waved to Wu Tao and quickly said to Dou Xun, "Learn from my mother. During their company's physical examination, she always took the opportunity to sneak into the beauty salon to get her hair done— are you going?"
"Beauty salon?" Dou Xun shook his head seriously, "I'm not going."
Xu Xilin almost leaned over: "Who goes to a beauty salon! We're going to an Internet cafe to play CS."
Dou Xun raised his eyebrows hesitantly. In his opinion, going to an Internet cafe to play games is no better than going to a beauty salon. It sounds just as absurd.
Xu Xilin: "Have you never been to an Internet cafe?"
Dou Xun said incomprehensibly, "Don't you have a computer yourself?"
"How can it be the same?" Seeing that Lao Cheng also got rid of the pursuit of a group of girls and handed in the medical examination form, Xu Xilin jumped up, "I'm leaving, are you coming?"
Dou Xun thought for a second, then lowered his head to fill up his medical examination form quickly, and followed.
As he walked and reflected, he felt that he was about to be completely ruined by these people. But it's very novel to be "bad" once, because for Dou Xun, no one would take it if he wanted to be "bad" before, even smoking was self-taught.
But on this day, he still wasn't broken. The two of them were about to hand in the form when suddenly there was a commotion in the crowd.
Xu Xilin: "What's the situation?"
A boy ran over: "It seems that a classmate fainted!"
Xu Xilin: "What? Which class?"
"One class!"
"Ah?" Xu Xilin immediately ignored CS, shoved the medical examination form into Dou Xun's hand and followed.
Some students have called doctors and teachers, Xu Xilin pushed aside the crowd: "Who is it?"
Someone in front turned around and said, "Cai Jing, maybe it's because I didn't eat breakfast for the physical examination, and my blood sugar is low - come and help me."
Xu Xilin hurriedly got into the crowd and helped Cai Jing with a teacher from the infirmary. Lao Cheng, who was about to run out just now, came back one after another.
Dou Xun took two forged medical examination forms, had nothing to do, and followed silently.
"What's going on with the students now?" said the teacher in the infirmary. "Do boys also follow blindly to lose weight?"
Lao Cheng and Xu Xilin glanced at each other—because the third year of high school needs to have self-study in the morning and evening, the students’ spare time will basically be compressed to only eating and sleeping time, and even on Saturdays they have to make up for half-day self-study classes. Cai Jing wants to pay for the living expenses of senior three. Earned it in advance. Now, he only has no work on Thursday nights every week. Every night after get off work, he has to work hard until the middle of the night. The economic pressure and study pressure can crush people to death.
Yu still asked the girl for a piece of chocolate, and gave it to Cai Jing with warm water. The teacher in the infirmary took care of him and told him to lie down for a while.
The online game couldn't be played, and Lao Cheng came up with a bad idea: "How about we also organize a donation?"
Xu Xilin: "Old Cai is anxious for you."
Lao Cheng: "What should we do then?"
Xu Xilin thought for a while: "Otherwise... or I'll be on duty for him every night every week."
"Will you be a waiter?" Lao Cheng was stunned for a moment, then quickly came back to his senses and said, "I count as one day."
"We usually have to train," Wu Tao said, "but we should be able to do it on weekends."
"My mother is on duty on Friday night," Yu still said, "I can go on Friday."
After she finished speaking, her eyes fell on Dou Xun. She wanted to say something, but swallowed it back. Although Dou Xun occasionally hung out with them because of Xu Xilin's relationship, he still didn't fit in with the group. Except for Xu Xilin, he basically didn't like him very much. Taking care of other people, especially with Wu Tao, is quite awkward.
"Don't go to Dou Xun," Xu Xilin said. "He has the college entrance examination this semester."
Everyone who heard the news for the first time said "wow" and paid homage to Dou Daxian with the eyes of burning incense.
Dou Xun suddenly felt a little awkward in his heart. Once, he couldn't wait to fly away after the college entrance examination. He was awkward with himself for a while, and said, "If I don't pass the exam, I will come back and continue my senior year. It's fine."
"Bah bah bah," Xu Xilin said, "Why do you still curse yourself if you fail the exam, hurry up and 'bah' to get rid of bad luck."
Dou Xun: "..."
He somehow understood Xu Xilin's mood when he slammed the door in front of him.