"Stop, no, shut up."
When Xiang Yang was about to take a few more sips from the wine gourd, and even when he had already made up his mind to drink up all the gourd of fairy wine, the fat monk finally realized what he was doing. He saw Xiang Yang drink it before his eyes. When he drank an unknown amount of immortal brew, he suddenly screamed in distress.
"What are you doing? Shut up, stop drinking. Don't drink all my treasures... This is the best immortal brew. There are not many even in the immortal world..."
As he spoke, he rushed forward without knowing how. With a flick of his hand, the gourd was already in his hand. Then, he held the gourd in his hand and shook it gently, feeling that it had lost a large amount. When he drank the immortal brew, he suddenly showed an extremely distressed expression.
Xiang Yang looked at the fat monk dissatisfied and muttered, "You are too stingy, old guy. Didn't you just drink a few sips of wine? You still feel so distressed."
"What do you know? This is the real supreme immortal brew. The monk finally brought it from the immortal world... Ahem, you bastard brat, you are really going too far..."
While the fat monk was talking, he realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said. He quickly changed the topic, put away the gourd with a flick of his hand, and then took a hard bite of the barbecue in his hand, as if he was going to attack Xiang Yang. It's like venting all your unhappiness on the barbecue in your hands.
"He's from the fairy world."
Xiang Yang keenly caught the fat monk's words. Waves arose in his heart. He couldn't help but clasped his fists at the fat monk and said, "It turns out that the senior is a real immortal who has descended to earth. I have eyesight and cannot recognize the immortal. Please forgive me, senior." ”
"You think too much about the true immortal descending to earth." The monk looked confused at this moment, muttering while biting the barbecue in his mouth.
"Haha, if you don't want to say it, senior, forget it. However, senior's gourd looks pretty good. You, as an immortal, came down to earth and only had a few sips of wine, but you refused to give it to me. It's too stingy." Xiang Yang muttered. At the same time, there was a look of dissatisfaction on his face.
The monk glared at Xiang Yang angrily, "Damn it, you little brat, do you know what that immortal wine is? It's so expensive. If you drink that, it's worth the price of an immortal weapon. Moreover, this kind of immortal wine can never be exchanged for an ordinary immortal weapon. I stole... ahem, I got this immortal wine with great difficulty. It's priceless, but you drank several sips of it. I'm so angry. If you are not the disciple of that senior, I, the monk, must teach you a lesson on behalf of the Buddha..."
"Stealed?"
Xiang Yang looked at the monk with suspicion on his face, "It turns out that the master is not only a fair-weather monk, but also an empty-handed master. He wears many hats in one person and can still live well. I admire him."
At this moment, Xiang Yang finally believed it. He felt that this monk was definitely not a good person. Even the immortal wine he drank was stolen. This guy should be a real immortal descended to earth. It is not normal for an immortal to appear in the lower world. In this situation, maybe this guy offended too many people in the fairy world and had no choice but to escape.
"You must not follow this guy too close, otherwise you will be unlucky if you get into trouble." Xiang Yang muttered to himself and made up his mind, no matter whether this fat monk has any ill intentions towards him or not, he must not get too close to this guy. Close, otherwise, if his enemies discover him, he will be out of luck.
"Shit."
After hearing this, the monk suddenly became angry. He took a bite of the barbecue and said to Xiang Yang, "Monk, my skills are all over the world. Wherever I need to steal, even if I want to drink fairy brew, I will give the order and I will immediately have it." Countless people came to my door, but the monk didn’t like what others gave him.”
While speaking, he said with a nostalgic look on his face, "The monk was born in poverty. He knows that if he wants to fill his stomach, he can only do it by himself. Even if he embarks on the path of spiritual practice, it is the same. What do you want? Things that are useless given by others must be taken by yourself. It is precisely because the monk has always held this idea that from the beginning of practice to the present, he has always relied on his own means to obtain various resources. Therefore, the monk To be able to grow all the way to the current state, alas, life is really lonely as snow. I am afraid that even the Buddha did not expect that such an invincible strong man as a monk would emerge from Buddhism, alas... "
Xiang Yang was dumbfounded as he looked at this monk who was immersed in narcissism but praised himself very shamelessly. He really didn't expect that an immortal who came from the immortal world could be so shameless.
Invincible is very invincible, but it does not mean that he is invincible in terms of strength, but that he is too thick-skinned and is invincible.
"Isn't it right that an immortal should be aloof and have extraordinary bearing?" Xiang Yang asked innocently.
"Shit, immortals. Although immortals are immortals, they still have the word 'human'. They also have seven emotions and six desires. Immortals are just stronger and can live longer. Do you think that immortals are aloof and have no desires or desires?" Are they all farts?"
The fat monk rolled his eyes at Xiang Yang angrily and said, "Actually, sometimes, immortals are worse than demons. Those demons are more direct in doing things. They are the same on the outside and easier to get along with. Unlike some immortals, who wear the appearance of immortals, but are actually inside. No one knows how dark it is, haha..."
Although Xiang Yang had actually already understood the affairs between immortals and demons after obtaining the Demon Lord's memories, those were only the Demon Lord's memories after all, and were analyzed from the Demon Lord's perspective, which would naturally highlight the Demon Lord's side. advantages in terms of aspects, while belittling Xian.
However, after hearing the fat monk's words, Xiang Yang suddenly understood that just as the Demon Lord thought in his memory, demons are not all bad, and immortals are not all good and sacred.
"Then are you an immortal?" Xiang Yang asked again.
"Haha, the monk doesn't know whether immortals are immortal or not." The fat monk answered ambiguously while eating barbecue.
"Hey, why did I say that you have so many problems? What's the point of trying to talk to the monk? You were very wary of the monk just now, why are you relaxed now? Do you think that the monk is a fairy, do you think it is trustworthy? You boy , please be careful in the future, don’t be so stupid, immortals are not good, some immortals are polite on the surface, but secretly they are still thinking about how to deal with you... "
"What senior said makes sense. I didn't expect senior to be able to express your thoughts so honestly. I really admire you."
Xiang Yang couldn't help but give a thumbs up after seeing it. He finally understood that this monk should indeed come from the fairy world, but Xiang Yang had no idea about the other person's strength.
But what he can be very sure of is that this must be a fake monk who has drunk meat and wine. His talk about not killing is all nonsense. In fact, this guy kills more happily than anyone else. Not only that, this guy also acts as a thief. A pot of He didn't buy the top-grade fairy brew, nor did he brew it himself, but he stole it from somewhere, and proudly claimed that it was self-reliance. The shamelessness of such a person has indeed reached his level. What I call the invincible state in the world.
"Boy, don't praise me, the monk won't be proud."
The fat monk continued to use his shameless skills. While talking, he ate the meat with big mouthfuls, "It's so fragrant and delicious. Why is it that it's also a barbecue, but it's so good when it's baked by your hands?" It’s really weird to eat.”
"Holy shit, my barbecue."
Xiang Yang didn't feel much at first, but when he soon realized that his barbecue was about to be eaten, he was startled. He yelled quickly, grabbed a deer leg and started chewing it.
"You brat, leave some for the monk. The monk is leaving soon. He doesn't know how to eat. Give me some more..."
"I said, Master, this is what's wrong with you. A monk sacrifices himself for all sentient beings. I don't need you for the rest of my life. I just need you to leave me some meat that I worked so hard to roast. You are like this, a bit It’s too much.”
"Go to the monks. I am a Buddhist and my heart is Taoist. Even if it is a demon sect, no one can take away these barbecued meats. This is my..."
“…….”
As a result, Xiang Yang, who didn't believe the monk just now, immediately started to compete with the other monk for food and was very happy.
The two of them were afraid that if they ate slowly, the other would eat them all. A sika deer was not small in size. Even after removing the fur and internal organs, there was still at least dozens of kilograms of meat. However, after the two of them ate, they seemed to They looked like they were not full and stared at each other with displeasure on their faces.
"It's all your fault. You ate so much that the monk wasn't full." In the end, a sika deer was divided between the two. Although most of it was eaten by the fat monk, he still looked dissatisfied. Staring at Xiang Yang.
"Are you embarrassed to say that? As a senior expert and a true immortal, you actually used powerful force to suppress me and snatched a third of the deer leg from my hand. You are really going too far."
Xiang Yang also stared at the fat monk angrily. At the beginning, he could still eat happily. However, as the barbecue became less and less, the fat monk began to go crazy and even used his invincible The strength suppressed Xiang Yang, and then snatched the roasted deer leg from Xiang Yang's hand, making Xiang Yang almost explode with anger.
"Well, ahem, why do you, a young man, eat so much? Ahem, don't talk about this, don't talk about this anymore."
The fat monk was originally very unhappy. At this moment, after hearing what Xiang Yang said, he also realized that what he did was a bit bad. He quickly laughed and said to Xiang Yang, "Didn't I always want to know that the monk is here to find you?" What’s the purpose? Why don’t you want to know now?”
"Of course I really want to know why the master came to me, but if the master doesn't want to tell me, I have nothing to do." After Xiang Yang heard what the fat monk said, he suddenly smiled and said leisurely.
Originally, Xiang Yang was still thinking about the fat monk's purpose, but after the fat monk competed with him for the barbecue, he changed his mind and was no longer so eager to know what the other party wanted to do.
Moreover, now it seems that the fat monk is more anxious than himself, so Xiang Yang will be less anxious.
"Aren't you afraid that I will harm you?"
The fat monk suddenly became depressed after hearing this. He felt that Xiang Yang's mood changed too quickly. He was worried about himself just now, but now he looked carefree and content. He even pulled a weed from somewhere and bit it. You are standing on the top of this mountain and looking at the scenery of the great rivers and mountains. Sister, are you here to see the scenery
"The master's magical power is invincible. Even if he wants to harm me, I will admit it. However, my master has left some methods on me. If it comes to the time when both body and soul are really going to be destroyed, he will naturally manifest himself. I don’t know what will happen to Master Shi." Xiang Yang said leisurely.
"You kid, it's not that you are not worried, but you want to threaten me." After hearing Xiang Yang's words, the fat monk suddenly couldn't laugh or cry. Xiang Yang threatened himself with his master. This method is very old and stupid. , however, it is very practical, and the monk is really threatened.
As a true immortal, the fat monk can fear no one. However, knowing that Xiang Yang's master is the true supreme being created by gong ginseng, even just thinking about it makes him feel terrified.
When he thought of this, the fat monk coughed slightly unnaturally and said, "Ahem, um, since I want to know the purpose of my coming here so much, I won't hide it from you. I'm actually here to give you gifts." ...."
"What... "
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