"Come on, stop filming. It's not that he's abnormal, but that he thinks your orientation is abnormal. Tsk tsk, Daozi, I really can't tell. You actually like men. We've known each other for more than ten years. It's been a while, and I didn't know that your orientation was abnormal until now. By the way, I should also thank you for having so many opportunities over the years, but you haven't done anything to me yet, allowing me to keep my innocence. It's really So touching.”
Just as Xiang Yang was thinking about how to use Zhang Xiaodao and Wang Dejian to deal with that extremely powerful ancient tree, Zhang Xiaodao was still patting everything on his body, while Wang Dejian beside him was He couldn't stand it anymore. He rolled his eyes at Zhang Xiaodao and said with a smile.
"What?"
Zhang Xiaodao was stunned when he heard this. He had just been misunderstood as abnormal because he was holding Xiang Yang's shoulder, so forget it. However, his good friend who had played with a lot of money since childhood actually said that he was abnormal with a look of disgust on his face. This is simply too much to tolerate.
However, before he came to his senses, he heard Wang Dejian continue to say, "You guys are so boring. You obviously brought it on yourself, and you still pretend to be disgusted there. Even I can't watch it." In the past, if I hadn’t been a good brother for more than ten years, I would have even wanted to slap you to death.”
"What do you mean? Damn it, little bitch, are you still brothers? What's the point of our brotherhood for more than ten years? Since I first met you when I was ten years old, not to mention that the two of us are almost wearing the same clothes. A pair of trousers has grown. When I have a good time, when have I not brought you with me? You turned your elbows outward at this time. You really disappoint me. "
As soon as Zhang Xiaodao heard Wang Dejian's words, he jumped up and his face was livid with anger. He pointed his finger at Wang Dejian with a look of grief and anger on his face. He even clasped his fingers and said, "When I was ten years old, , Didn’t I take you with me when I first went to Zuixiang Tower to take a peek at the then red brand Zuiyue Goddess? "
"In the same year, I fell in love with the little princess of the Dongsheng family. After several visits, I finally found the place where the little princess bathed. Didn't I take you with me to watch there? Do you still remember that at that time? After finishing it, although you didn't see anything useful, your face turned red and your heart beat faster. Even after two or three days, you still have endless aftertaste. "
"When I was eleven years old, you and I were one year older and felt that it was no longer interesting to peek at the children, so we set our sights on the older girls. Think about it, that year, It happens to be a gathering of four major families from the east, west, south, north, and among them there are many young ladies aged 17 or 18. It is the time when youth and development are at their best. When they gather together to play and bathe in hot springs, I am not going to take you there. See? You are a coward, you want to go but you dare not. If it weren’t for me, you still don’t know what a woman is.”
"When I was twelve years old, the head of the Dongyun family married a concubine. She was extremely beautiful. Didn't I drag you along to see her?"
"When I was thirteen years old... No, that year I started a difficult five years of seclusion practice. I didn't come out until I was eighteen years old. Well, you seem to be the same. Well, it's such a pity. Five Years passed, and I didn’t see anything. It made me so depressed that I almost went crazy... "
"After we left the country at the age of eighteen, the first thing we did was..."
“…….”
"enough."
Seeing Zhang Xiaodao pointing at Wang Dejian with trembling hands and listing what he had done since childhood, such as spying on little girls taking a bath, spying on others sleeping, and even going to the red building to pick up girls, Wang Dejian listed them one by one. He was so angry that his whole body was trembling, especially when Zhang Xiaodao was about to tell an incident when he was eighteen years old, he couldn't help but shout angrily.
"You bastard, are you crazy? You are saying these things at this time, you, you, you... I knew you were unreliable a long time ago, but I didn't expect you to be so unreliable..."
The anger in Wang Dejian's heart almost made him cry. If someone asked him at this time what he regretted most in his life, he would definitely say that he made Zhang Xiaodao, a bad friend. There is such a thing A brother, all the sins he has committed in ten lifetimes have been repaid at this moment. Is there such a person? He actually told all the embarrassing things he had done since childhood in front of an outsider. Moreover, this guy remembered things so carefully and told them one by one even he himself had forgotten. I really doubt this. Did the guy specifically write down everything in a small notebook, planning to find opportunities to threaten and trick him later
"How come I, my special mother, have met a guy like you? I... What evil did I do in my previous life?" Wang Dejian wanted to cry. He remembered that the only time he cried since he was a child was when he was ten When I was three years old, I was forced by my family to live in seclusion and practice hard. For five years, I couldn't follow Zhang Xiaodao to see the colorful world outside, couldn't watch the little sister take a bath, and couldn't see the white figure of the daughter-in-law of the old Wang family next door. , cried a lot. But now, he wanted to cry even more. He had all the embarrassing things dumped on him by the best brother in his life. From then on, he would never be able to hold his head high in front of this guy Xiang Yang.
"Pfft..."
Xiang Yang was watching the performance of the two people. At first, he looked at Zhang Xiaodao with his mouth open. Especially after hearing this guy tell everything about everything from childhood to adulthood, he felt that these two people were really... He is a talented person. He knows how to go to the red building to look for red cards at the age of eleven. As for what to do, is there any need to say? Although she is a little kid, if she develops earlier and is mature in everything, tsk tsk... Also, whether it is the wife of Lao Wang from the next door family or the aunt of the patriarch of a certain family. Too, or at some family gatherings, they can get a feel for the place where the wealthy eldest daughter takes a bath. This is simply a talent.
Xiang Yang finally understood now that these two guys were definitely a huge scourge. However, a strong sense of admiration arose in his heart. It was really great that these two guys could survive to this day. It’s not easy, it shows that their talent and strength are absolutely extraordinary.
"I... I think I said the wrong thing, I wiped..."
After hearing Xiang Yang laugh, Zhang Xiaodao immediately understood what kind of stupid thing he had done. He looked at himself stupidly, then looked at Wang Dejian beside him, and found that Wang Dejian was trembling with anger, as if he was about to After cutting himself in half with a knife, his face immediately turned bitter and he looked at Wang Dejian cautiously, "What, little bitch, bitch, I... I didn't mean it, don't be angry..."
"Zhang Xiaodao, you bastard, you didn't do it on purpose, you are just my mother. You remember these things from childhood so clearly, and you find time to say it out. You are trying to kill me," Wang Dejian roared, He felt that his little heart had been severely traumatized. Especially when he saw Xiang Yang smiling happily on the side, he felt that he had no love left and his whole body was in bad shape.
"No, I wouldn't have said these words under normal circumstances, unless I was drugged. Could it be you?" When Zhang Xiaodao realized what kind of stupid thing he had done, his eyes rolled. Turning around, he looked at Xiang Yang and glared at him fiercely, "Asshole, I wasted my time treating you as my brother. Not only did I make an exception and hug you, but I also told you everything about myself. You actually drugged me, Let me tell you everything from childhood to adulthood. You are really going too far. You bastard. People like you should be cut into pieces with thousands of swords and pierced by thousands of arrows. You cannot live in this world... "
The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and he even pointed his finger directly at Xiang Yang. However, his hands were trembling, and there was a look of grief on his face, as if he was more hurt than Wang Dejian dared to do, as if Xiang Yang was the real one. His biological brother, and he was tricked by Xiang Yang.
"Did he really drug him? It's impossible. The Zhang family is a family of medicine refining, the most famous family of medicine gods among the four holy places in the southeast, northwest and northwest. This guy has been treating various poisons and detoxification elixirs since he was a child. If you eat it as candy, you have already reached the level of being invulnerable to all poisons. How could you be drugged? This guy is definitely pretending, bastard, I want to see how long you can keep pretending."
Wang Dejian was a little confused at first, thinking that Zhang Xiaodao had really been drugged by Xiang Yang. However, after thinking about it, Wang Dejian suddenly understood before Xiang Yang opened his mouth to defend himself. Zhang Xiaodao was trying to figure out how to do it. He was making excuses for what he had done, and wanted to drag Xiang Yang into trouble.
However, Wang Dejian did not immediately expose Zhang Xiaodao. Instead, he looked at Xiang Yang, wanting to see how Xiang Yang would refute Zhang Xiaodao. He even put one hand on the handle of the sword hanging on his waist. , fearing that Xiang Yang would suddenly take action in anger, and he would be able to stop Xiang Yang in time.
"Okay, okay, don't put all the responsibility on me. I think you have been unhappy with your brother for a long time. Take this opportunity to tell everything and let him understand that you still have such a great power in your hands." There is a lot of evidence. Judging from the relationship between the two of you, there cannot be any deep hatred. That is, if there is any small fight between you, you must have lost, or you are not sure that you can win, so you take this opportunity to want to Get your face back?"
At this time, Xiang Yang finally spoke. He put his hands behind his back and smiled softly. In a few words, he made it clear all the thoughts in Zhang Xiaodao's heart.
"You...how do you know?" Zhang Xiaodao was spitting loudly, and he was deeply emotional in his acting. Unexpectedly, Xiang Yang explained everything in his heart in a few words. , at this moment, he had the urge to cover Xiang Yang's mouth in panic, and also felt that Xiang Yang was really his confidant, and he could guess everything he was thinking in such a short time. , this is really a 'tacit understanding'.
"My guess."
Xiang Yang laughed and suddenly felt that this young man Zhang Xiaodao was very interesting. A person could do this, no matter whether he was a playboy or not, but as long as he was not pretending, he was definitely not very bad. people.
"Asshole, Zhang Xiaodao, Xiaodaozi, you scumbag, I misjudged you, you... you, you... I will beat you to death today, I will do justice to God, and I will avenge myself. ..”
"Bang bang bang..."
After hearing Xiang Yang's explanation, Wang Dejian on the other side saw Zhang Xiaodao's expression and remembered that the two of them would have an annual competition in a few months, and this time his chances of winning could be said to be It was unprecedentedly big. At this moment, he suddenly understood that this bastard Zhang Xiaodao just had no confidence, and then tried every means to mess with him. He actually used this method to let himself know that he was holding his hand. Waiting for the big battle At that time, he only needed to mention it a little to make his heart tremble. At that time, even if his mood fluctuated for a while when the masters competed, Zhang Xiaodao would have a high chance of turning defeat into victory. This was simply too shameless.
"Ah, you bastard, go to hell." At this moment, Wang Dejian felt a surge of anger rushing towards Tianling Gai, and he grabbed Zhang Xiaodao and beat him violently.
"Ah, help, I was wrong... little bitch... I don't dare anymore."
"Bang bang bang... If I don't beat you into a pig head today, I will take your last name."
"Ahhh"
“…………”
"These two guys are quite interesting." Xiang Yang looked at the two playing there, and a faint smile suddenly appeared on his face.
"Boom..."
However, at this moment, the void in front of him suddenly trembled, and an unparalleled killing intent burst out. The smile on Xiang Yang's face instantly faded, and his expression changed drastically. He quickly looked forward and saw an explosion in the void. , an unparalleled force was approaching quickly. This force was no stranger to him. It was the force attached to the ancient tree that had knocked him away before.
"what?"
"careful."
When the two people who were fighting felt the powerful and murderous aura approaching, their expressions also changed drastically, and both of them put their hands on the bags hanging on their waists at the same time. On the sword, he looked ahead with solemn eyes.
At this moment, the two of them seemed to have changed into two different people at the same time. Zhang Xiaodao had an unparalleled sword intent with a sharp aura erupting from his body, while Wang Dejian had a thick and domineering sword intent from his body. The intention burst out, and when the two stood together, the sword intention and the sword intention seemed to faintly merge with each other and become more powerful.
"boom!"
The author Meng Qi said: After finally writing two chapters, I published them in succession, and then there is another chapter.