Chu Yang opened his mouth, and turned a few words in his mind, finally swallowed them back, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty is really astute. I was joking with Your Majesty, but I didn't expect His Majesty to recognize a single sentence." gone."
Tie Butian laughed, and there was an uncontrollable tremor in his voice.
Chu Yang's eyes were closely watching the changes in Tie Butian's eyes.
The circles of her eyes seemed to turn red, and then returned to normal in a very short period of time. The excitement in the depths of her eyes was still uncontrollable, but the emotions in her heart could already be well hidden.
The long-term imperial career, coupled with the early hardships and hardships, has already tempered the iron-like nerves of this intelligent woman.
Especially when she was wearing this imperial robe, there were very few things that could make her lose her composure! This kind of excitement just now was the first time in history.
Chu Yang smiled slightly, stretched out his hand, and took off his mask.
Seeing this face that had appeared countless times in his dreams, Tie Butian felt sore, and almost wanted to rush forward desperately, hug him tightly, and tell him how much he misses.
However, this crazy idea was immediately suppressed by herself.
What is Chu Yang thinking now? Did he know or not? Is he simply visiting friends? still is…
Tie Butian's heart was extremely complicated. For a moment, countless clues flashed through his heart, and suddenly his heart was in a state of confusion. At this moment, he was afraid to face Chu Yang.
On the other side, Chu Yang was also trying to calm himself down, and he was constantly thinking: What should I do? She wasn't going to find out by herself; moreover, she didn't plan to let herself know about the child...
Am I picking it up now? Or do you insinuate first
Or use another method
If this girl is really in a hurry, son... then there is no hope.
Chu Yuzuo's heart was also up and down.
For a moment, both of them were stunned.
After a long time, Tie Butian looked away without a trace, and smiled heartily: "Chu Yuzuo, haven't you already transformed into a dragon and roamed free for nine days? Why do you think about it today? Come and see my old friend? "
She turned her head again, with a playful look in her eyes: "Huh? Or just passing by? See if I'm just passing by?"
Chu Yang also laughed easily, and said, "Your Majesty, you really know how to joke. Of course, I came here on a special trip to visit an old friend. How could it be by the way? That would be too bad for our relationship, wouldn't it?" ?”
Although Chu Yang's accent was very plain, and he didn't deliberately accentuate his accent, when Tie Butian heard the words 'the relationship between us'. Still a little heartbeat.
Blunted: "The relationship between us?"
Chu Yang spread his hands: "Your Majesty...couldn't it be after becoming the emperor. Have you forgotten your old friends? You even forgot the relationship between us that has gone through life and death many times?"
Tie Butian laughed out loud, with a hint of embarrassment flashing across his eyes, and said: "Chu Yuzuo really knows how to joke. Haha... Could it be that in Chu Yuzuo's heart, I am such a person who turns his face and refuses to recognize anyone?"
Chu Yang chuckled, "Your Majesty's words remind me of a story about forgetting feelings."
Tie Butian smiled and said, "What story?"
Chu Yang smiled. Shaking his head: "Forget it. It's a bit indecent, especially if you say it to the king of a country, it's a bit inappropriate."
Tie Butian laughed: "When did Yuzuo Chu start talking about dignity in front of me? But this story was aroused by my topic, how can I not listen to it?"
Chu Yang said: "Your Majesty, are you sure you want to listen?"
Tie Butian nodded heavily: "Must listen!"
Chu Yang said helplessly: "In that case, I'll tell His Majesty... By the way, there was a patrolling soldier of the City Guard and Security Army who fell in love with a red card lady in a brothel; even in his dreams, he wanted to kiss Fangze."
Said a beginning. Tie Butian blushed and couldn't help laughing: "You Chu Yang, you are so out of touch after not seeing you for a long time, and you just tell some dirty jokes."
Chu Yang said: "Then, will Your Majesty still listen?"
Tie Butian smiled heartily: "Why don't you listen? You and I are both men, don't you think I can still be shy?"
These few words of His Majesty the Emperor, whether heard by herself or Chu Yang, have a taste of 'to conceal'.
Chu Yang smiled meaningfully: "That's right. They're all men, and they really don't have any scruples."
Then he said: "But, although this soldier has his eyes on him, he himself is very poor. And places like brothels have no money. Presumably they can't get in."
"What can we do?" Chu Yang frowned, and said, "Finally, this soldier thought of a way. Every time he inspected the past, he would send a bouquet of flowers to the girl with the red card; but he didn't show up." .He inspected once a day, and he sent flowers for two months in a row.”
Tie Butian smiled and said, "This soldier is really serious."
"Yeah." Chu Yang said, "Finally two months later, the girl with the red card was moved by his sincerity, so she made a special appointment with him; the soldier dressed up and went. After leaving, the two fell in love with each other. A man is not a gentleman, and a woman is not a strong woman, so they hit it off...we went to Wushan together, and together... "
Tie Butian's face was a little red, and he said with a dry smile: "I haven't heard it yet, what does this have to do with forgetting feelings..."
Chu Yang said: "I haven't finished yet...the two of them hooked up, the soldier had no money, and the girl didn't want it, so they had a tryst every day; on this day, after the tryst between the two, the soldier returned to the camp and received an order, saying yes The brothel must be banned and attacked. And the team where the soldier is, the target is the brothel he often goes to, and the girl with the red card is also the target of the attack."
"What can we do?" Tie Butian said jokingly.
Chu Yang continued to narrate with a straight face: "But this soldier is really a ruthless man, he carried out his orders meticulously, and personally led his men to wipe out this brothel, including that girl; It's been less than two hours since the fooling around is over."
"Why?" Tie Butian stared blankly, "Didn't he like that girl very much? Why did he do this?"
Chu Yang said with a straight face, "This red card girl asked the same question. She looked at him sadly and indignantly, and asked: Is your feelings for me fake? You were still on my bed just now, so come here now." Catch me?"
"That's right, how did this bastard soldier answer?" Tie Butian was even more surprised.
Chu Yang still had a straight face, and said: "The soldier said: When he took off his pants, of course there was emotion, but now that I have put on my pants, how can there be any emotion! The emotion of a bird!"
Tie Butian couldn't help but blushed a little and laughed: "Although this soldier is ruthless, he is also a wonderful person."
Suddenly he said angrily: "You just said it because I remembered it; you mean, I am this soldier?"
Chu Yang blinked: "I didn't say that. His Majesty said it himself."
Tie Butian couldn't help but blush a little. He was a little annoyed again, remembering that he healed his wounds back then, and the wounds healed. I just pretended to be okay... This... seems to be similar to the soldier in the story, is it really similar
I think of Chu Yang's saying, "Of course I have feelings when I take off my trousers; but now I have put on my trousers." What emotion is there? 'Can't help feeling guilty for a while.
Saving him back then... didn't you need to take off your pants, besides, since you were willing to do that, of course you had feelings... If you didn't have feelings for him, how could you save him like that? But... and after I pulled up my pants... it seemed that I suppressed that matter...
This, this, this...
How do you think, how do you feel that this guy is talking about himself.
After all, His Majesty the Emperor was a little guilty. Thinking of this, his face was blushing, and he was wondering in his heart: Could it be... he already knew
Think here. He couldn't help but secretly glanced at Chu Yang.
But seeing this guy smiling all over his face, he couldn't help but feel relieved, and thought: Looking at this guy is just telling a dirty joke.
After coughing, His Majesty the Emperor said: "Well, the joke that Yuzuo Chu said was a wake-up call for me. Now some law enforcement officers are like this... Cough cough, men steal women and prostitutes in private, but when they encounter official business , just turn your face and deny people... In the long run, it will also lead to the separation of people's hearts. This problem should not be underestimated... "
Chu Yang felt the same way, and said, "That's right, many brothel girls now say: These city guards and security forces, they take off their clothes and mess with us, put on their clothes to arrest us... Indeed, the quality of law enforcement personnel is the first thing to improve It's urgent."
Tie Butian sighed, and said, "I didn't expect Chu Yuzuo to be away for so long, and still worry about the country and the people."
But I was ashamed in my heart, this bastard, what a bastard said!
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Chu Yang looking at him seriously, and said, "Your Majesty, you and I are both men. If you have something to say, don't worry about it. Just say what you want... Although the story is a bit vulgar, it is also a story." Kind of a fact, isn't it? Man!"
Tie Butian smiled and nodded, the excitement when we first met has now become another kind of excitement: I wish I could sew this guy's mouth shut; whoever is with you is a man! !
I just heard Chu Yang say: "Isn't it? If you should be a rascal, you should be a rascal! If you should be obscene, then you should be obscene! Right? Everyone is not a woman, so what are you doing so coquettishly? Don't you see a hero among the king, which one is not a word Rude, which one is not open-mouthed to scold mothers? But who can say that they are not gentlemen? Are they not heroes?"
Tie Butian nodded against his will: "Yes, yes!"
Chu Yang stepped forward affectionately, and was about to put his arms around Tie Butian's shoulders, just like two big men are usually together, and the two brothers are so normal.
Tie Butian flashed hastily, and smiled dryly: "Chu Yuzuo, this is still the main hall of the imperial palace... I, hehe, it's not proper."
Chu Yang was very puzzled and said: "What kind of decency! We are all men and men, how many times have we been born and died together, what's the point of cuddling?"
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It's cool to smash the monthly ticket, and of course it will be even better to explode! Everyone said, right? >