What the little guy said was right.
But... is this something that a child who is less than one and a half years old can say
"Oh~~~~" Chu Yang held his forehead, and retreated in a broken heart.
Who has never seen a one-year-old child? Isn't that one a shit and a pee? If you call grandma, you have to call it 'short', and if you call your mother, you have to call it 'manman'...
There is a diaper in the crotch at any time, if you are not careful, you will pee all over your body; if you are not happy, you will pull your pants up...
At this age, being able to clearly and fluently address one's relatives and elders without admitting mistakes is already a surprise beyond everyone's expectations.
But this son of Chu Yang obviously traveled a thousand miles further than this well-known stage!
It's time to discuss life with Chu Yang, talk about ideals, talk about picking up girls...
Chu Yang felt that it was absolutely feasible.
He even felt that in front of this monstrous son, he could discuss the overall situation of the world with him, and talk about the situation in Jiuchongtian... It seemed absolutely feasible.
It was always Chu Yang who shocked others, but this time, Chu Yuzuo was directly shocked by his one-year-old and two-month-old son whom he met for the first time.
Now, this little guy is in his arms, being held by him; and he is calling himself old-fashioned: "Old Chu, do you understand?"
Chu Yang struggled and said, "I don't understand... how do you tell me to understand? Son, you are only one year and two months old..."
Tie Yang raised his face: "Old Chu, in this world, there is a kind of person called a genius!"
This time Chu Yang nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
It seems that this son of mine is not a genius. It really doesn't make sense; but... he is already a genius, almost a monster.
"Son, what the hell are you, is it some old guy who was reborn?" Chu Yang suddenly looked at the boy carefully, thinking of his own rebirth experience, his heart wobbled, and he asked vigilantly.
"It's just your head. Do you know about rebirth?" Tie Yang sneered: "The old guy is attached to me, that's not rebirth, but seizing the house! And a newborn child cannot be taken away; do you understand? ? Once you do that, both souls will be wiped out! Do you understand?"
Chu Yang scratched his head: "Then what's the matter with you?"
Tie Yang sighed deeply, and said quietly: "Old Chu, I can only say... this is a very wonderful thing. Well, it's just that I went through reincarnation. But the lucky true spirit is still alive Some things have not disappeared, but it is certain that I am your son... you can rest assured about this. Otherwise, I would not dare to expose it in front of you like this... "
"Why do you dare to expose me as your father?" Chu Yang wondered.
The little guy said deeply: "Old Chu, that's because you can accept it."
"What did you call me?" Chu Yang raised his eyebrows.
"Old Chu... you can call me old. You are already amazing." The little guy looked at Chu Yang with a look of "I call you that, you should be honored", approving. Very commendable, very recognized.
"Little bastard! Call me father!" Chu Yuzuo was called three times in a row, but now he had reacted, he was furious, and roared with smoke from his seven orifices; you are still lawless, little bastard
Old Chu? Old Chu is also fucking called by you!
I'm actually honored
The little guy distorted his face in dismay: "If you want to scold me and hit me, that's your right, and I can't stop your only joy of being a father, but you can't call me a little bastard. I'm your son, If I become a little bastard...then you are..."
"I'm going to beat your ass into eight petals!" Before he finished speaking, Chu Yang turned his small body over in anger. Just a slap on the fat and tender buttocks!
Snapped!
"I don't say anything!" The little thing shut up tactfully. A hero does not suffer from immediate losses.
"Do you still dare to call me Old Chu?" Chu Yang was majestic and murderous, showing his majesty as a father. But looking at the five red finger prints on the little thing's buttocks, I feel a little distressed; I comfort myself in my heart: this little bastard, such a monster, can hold on!
"You're miserable." After being slapped, of course the little guy didn't cry, but just looked at Chu Yang gloatingly: "Did I leave a handprint on my butt? Wait for my mother to come. I took off my pants and showed her." , and then burst into tears... I'm not afraid to tell you, my tears come as soon as I say it, and I can definitely cry at the top of my lungs!"
The little guy looked at Chu Yang gloatingly: "Let's see who will suffer then!"
Chu Yang panicked and retreated immediately: "Ancestor...you are not my son. You are my ancestor."
Tie Yang’s small face was full of smirks: “And, not only that! If it’s the only way, wouldn’t it be cheap for you? You want to build a relationship... I can completely destroy every opportunity for you, even if you are flattered A little bit, but, with me here, I promise, it will be wiped out immediately!"
"With me here, you don't want to embrace a beauty! It's because of your slap!" The little guy said bitterly.
"My dear ancestors..." Chu Yang wanted to cry but had no tears.
Damn, other people's children are fathers who love to beat and scold whenever they want, but it's good for me, and they actually threaten me instead...
Is there any reason for this
"Surrender?" The little guy looked at his father playfully.
"Surrender." Chu Yang was dejected.
"Do you think that my slap print can be erased by your flirtatious and unconvincing surrender?"
"What exactly do you need to do to give up?" Chu Yang lowered his voice and asked through gritted teeth.
"Two conditions. As long as you agree to me, I will not only listen to you, but I will call you Dad from now on, and I will also be responsible for helping you catch up with my old lady, um, that is your wife!" The little guy stretched out two tender fingers , dangling in front of Chu Yang.
Looking at the two fingers dangling in front of him, Chu Yuzuo was in a complicated mood, as if he had knocked over a five-flavored bottle, the ups and downs came up at the same time, and he wanted to cry for a while.
If the brothers knew that he was being punished by a one-year-old child to such an extent... Gu Duxing, Dong Wushang and Mo Tianji would probably only laugh at their internal wounds; Will die laughing!
Especially Rui Butong, who can definitely laugh, his own cultivation has soared! And it has risen several times! There is no doubt about this!
"What conditions?" Chu Yang felt dry and raised a white flag.
Damn, I will punish you later!
Your father and I are old celery dealers, how can I still hold back your handful of cilantro
"The first question, is it okay for me to choose my own name?" Tie Yang curled his lips: "Like now, Tie Yang Tie Yang, it sounds terrible. No matter how tall and straight a poplar tree is, isn't it still a poplar tree? It's just a pile Chopping wood... my mother's naming skills are really bad!"
Chu Yang's slap was a little itchy again, he forcibly controlled his urge to slap him down, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "We can discuss it."
"Although my mother wants to miss you, you can't make fun of my name." The little guy stretched out his legs comfortably, and his calf, which was as fat as a lotus root with several knots, stretched out tenderly. Tapped Chu Yang's chin with his big toe: "The name is very important. It is related to the future of life. It is better to be aggressive."
"Domineering?" Chu Yang said in amazement, "Then how about your name Chu Batian?"
"Vulgar! Vulgar! Unbearably vulgar!" The little guy was furious: "Then why not call him Chu Chitian, what is Batian? I even ate the sky."
"Then you will be called Chu Chitian!" Chu Yang made a decision.
"No way..." The little guy was completely speechless: "Climbing along the pole is not how you climb..."
"That's it!" Chu Yang said without doubt: "The little name is Goudan!"
"I protest!" The little guy kicked his legs.
"The protest is invalid!" Chu Yang snorted.
The little guy rolled his eyes: "But my mother is called Tie Butian... I can't be the same as her... Besides, she makes up the sky. I eat the sky... It's a crime of unfilial piety."
"Then you will be called Chu Chidi." Chu Yang already had a countermeasure. Little bastard, you still know the crime of unfilial piety: "Chu is the most domineering shit! Absolutely no duplicate name!"
"Woooo..." The little guy really wanted to cry.
"Then what do you want to be called?" Chu Yang asked modestly.
"I like madness. Is it called Chu Kuang?" The little guy obviously found that the guy in front of him was very difficult to deal with, so he adopted a negotiating tone.
"Chu Kuang..." Chu Yang said, "It's missing some flavor."
"Chu madman?" The little guy persevered, discussing tirelessly: "How about Chu madman?"
Chu Yang fainted.
What kind of gibberish names are these
How did this guy come up with it
"That's all, choose one of the two." The little guy compared and said: "Well, I will be called Chu Kuangren. Regarding the name change, after you have settled my mother and your wife, you go and talk to her Say, just say it's what you think. Be sure to settle down."
Three times, five divisions and two divisions, a decision has been made!
I just said to choose one of the two, but now I don't even have the chance to choose one of the two.
Chu Yang, the father, stared at him, and was actually deprived of the right to participate.
Holding your breath at this moment is really no small matter; gasping for breath: "I fucked your mother... you little bastard... I can't bear it!"
The little guy snorted, and tilted his head disdainfully: "If you don't, what...you don't have me."
Chu Yang was immediately dazzled by anger, and said furiously, "You know what! I was fucked at that time..."
"Fucked?" The little guy looked at his father in astonishment, and suddenly opened his mouth and laughed.
God knows. A one-year-old doll laughs boldly with a broken expression and astonished eyes... What kind of scene is this.
There were black lines on Chu Yang's face.
Hastily changed the subject: "Why do you insist on being called Chu Kuangren?"
The little guy took a breath, and in a very deep and pretentious tone, he said leisurely: "I am a madman from Chu, Feng Ge laughs at Kong Qiu. I hold a green jade staff. Farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower..."
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