The two monster clan members really can't stand it anymore, if they go on like this! Our prince will definitely be abducted... Who knows who this guy is...
This is not a good bird!
No matter how you look at it, you think you are a white liar!
But our prince is just a novice, or a super novice with zero experience in the world, what should we do
help...
The two elders actually attributed their hearts to these three words!
"May I ask who exactly is Your Excellency?" Although Uncle Hu has confirmed that the other party must be a super bastard, and is very likely to be a scumbag, but now he can't just put his hat on: "How can you seduce our son like this? What's on your mind?"
"Ask who I am? Don't I always say that I'm Tantan? Your son is young and doesn't often travel around the rivers and lakes. It's fine if you don't know me. You two don't look like unknown people. Why? How can you ask such uncommon sense..."
Tan Tan was stunned suddenly and said: "What did you say just now? 'Temptation,'?" Pointing at the demon Ning Ning, a burst of laughter suddenly broke out: "Your knowledge is your own business, but you can't talk nonsense, you think He is a beautiful woman? He still seduces... Hahahaha..."
Before a certain Uncle Hu could speak again, Yao Ningning stood up filled with righteous indignation: "Uncle Hu, what are you talking about! Brother Tan is a real man, a good man! Seduce me wherever you go!" Besides? Besides, am I the kind of person who gets seduced casually? Am I that bad?!? I haven’t been out for a long time, and my lack of experience in the world is finally understandable. It’s useless for you two to often boast about yourself in front of me You have a lot of experience in Jianghu, how could you say such layman words at this time, I am ashamed for you two!"
Uncle Ma was about to open his mouth to argue, but was stopped by the crown prince: "Shut up too, I don't want to hear your voice again, please don't embarrass me again!"
The two mouths gaped, stunned and completely helpless.
My dear son, I really didn't expect you to be so stupid!
"Brother Tan, don't let them defeat our interest. Come on, let's continue to drink. After drinking this wine, we two brothers will go to the rivers and lakes. The younger brother knows that he has little experience, so we need to rely on Brother Tan to take care of us." Yes!" Yao Ningning enthusiastically persuaded him to drink, his posture was so low!
The hairs of the two uncles next to me stood on end, looking at the entire Jiuchong Tianyu, our prince could not be so respectful to people, even to the Demon Empress herself, there was fear and fear, but there was no respect...
Tan Tan squinted his eyes: "It's not impossible to wander the world with me. I will definitely cover you, but what is your cultivation level now? Don't worry about it. After two steps of wandering, you will be thrown into the street."
Yao Ningning was furious, and said, "I'm only one step away from breaking through to the level of heaven and man! Is this cultivation enough?"
"What?! I'll fuck you, uncle!" Tan Tan was taken aback, his eyes widened: "You little boy has such a high level of cultivation? You're so fucking real! You really don't show your face!"
Tan Tan really didn't expect that the bastard in front of him had a higher level of cultivation than himself.
Damn, I worked so hard that I even went to the official sky treasury to rob, so I managed to gather some treasures. I raised my cultivation base at a very high speed, until not long ago, by chance, I got the yin-yang fish , so that his cultivation base has been promoted to the mid-level holy level, and the speed of his strength entering the country can be described as unprecedented. When he is complacent, he never expected to meet a guy who is obviously weak on the road. It's higher than my own cultivation base!
Could it be that God has no eyes? How could this happen? !
The anger of Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma on the one side escalated again, and they wished to chop Tan Tan into meat paste on the spot, destroying him, smashing his body to pieces, and smashing his bones into ashes!
You bastard!
He really knows how to scold, so he just scolded casually, and directly scolded the two peak figures of Yao Huangtian.
fuck you uncle Who is Yao Ningning's uncle? That's a super character that even the Demon Queen would say 'Brother! As for 'you the fuck,... more of an asshole.
Who the hell is Yao Ningning
Your Majesty the Demon Queen!
Yao Ningning felt a little uncomfortable when she first heard this, but when she heard the last sentence
The real person didn't show his face, ah, but he immediately turned angry and became happy. After being scolded by others, the uncle was still triumphant and high-spirited: "Huh! You are so rare, I have a lot of cards! Even if the master of heaven and man, it may not be mine. indivual!"
Tan Tan became more and more surprised: "Really? You're not bragging, right?! How did you cultivate, kid? How can you have such a high level of cultivation?"
The prince suddenly felt a sense of elation: So, it turns out that my brother and I also have a day to be admired by others!
God is sorry!
This is really rare!
"What's the matter? It's just hard work! Well, hard work! Hard work! I practice from morning to night, and practice until my hands are blistered..." Yao Ningning boasted brazenly and boasted, but couldn't find any evidence, so he had to speak nonsense.
The veteran masters of the two monster races lowered their heads sadly. Work hard, work hard, get up early and stay late... blood bubbles on both hands...···
I just can't take it anymore.
Any word here seems to have nothing to do with our prince, stop blowing it, the sky is full of ashes!
Tan Tan couldn't hide the envious expression on his face anymore, and said: "In martial arts practice, those who have mastered it first, I have practiced for more than 20 years and I am only a middle-level saint, and I am still complacent... "Hey, I've been hit, so don't mention it."
"Practice for more than 20 years?! Holy rank middle grade..." Yao Ningning was also startled when he heard this.
He himself can get to where he is now, and he knows what kind of prerequisites he has. The value of the natural materials and earth treasures he has used over the years is enough to pile up a genuine master of the peak of heaven and man.
That is to say, I don't know what hard work is, and so many good materials can barely pile up a peak level of the Holy Throne on myself. But this one in front of him is clearly a grassroots!
They actually reached the middle of the holy rank! This is the real genius here!
Although there is a difference in cultivation between the two, they are actually not too different, so the next talk is more speculative.
Compared to Yao Ning Ning who was taken aback, the two elders of the Yao clan were taken aback. I really didn't see it. This kid is really not simple, but after more than 20 years of practice, he has been in the middle of the holy throne. The level of quality is commendable!
The gazes of these two elders of the Yao clan are not trivial, they have already seen through Tan Tan's falsehood, but now they suddenly heard Tan Tan claiming his age, so they couldn't help but observe carefully again, but made a judgment based on Tan Tan's bone age, this kid was at most in his early twenties He was born in 2000, and he was still Ye Luzi, not a super sect disciple.
Under such conditions, it is really commendable to have this level of cultivation, so the disgust towards Tan Tan is not so strong, and even a little pleasing to the eye!
It's a pity that this kind of pleasing to the eye didn't even last for a moment!
Because of the topic to be discussed next, the two elder masters of the Yaozu gave birth to the urge to run away.
"You don't even know about my mother. My mother is so strict with me... Hey, you say I go after women, I go to pick up girls, isn't that all business? This is It is a big matter related to the inheritance and continuation of the bloodline for future generations... But my mother got me back with a single order, and insisted that I find a man..." Yao Ningning sighed.
"Looking for a man? Your mother is the best. To be honest, what do women know? People with long hair but short knowledge..." Tan Tan dismissed it: "But I have to say, your mother is really good at talking..."
Yao Ningning slapped her thigh: "Who says it's not... the old man will veto whatever I say, and what I want to do, she is definitely not allowed to do it; even eating and drinking... I have to control it. I There is no freedom at all... "
"Isn't your mother sick? Although it's easy to say, I've heard of a disease called obsessive-compulsive disorder before, and it's very similar to what you said." Tan Tan disagreed.
Uncle Ma and Uncle Hu expressed that they really couldn't take it anymore.
If someone knew that the "extreme, sick woman" these two bastards are talking about now is the current demon queen, then the first joke in the entire Jiuzhongtianque in hundreds of millions of years will be born.
"Don't worry, you will follow me from now on. I promise you will be popular and drink spicy food, and you will be happy with your enemies!" Tan Tan patted his chest: "My experience in the world is extremely rich, and I can't go wrong!"
The crown prince nodded like a chicken pecking rice, incomparably doglike.
After a lot of drinking, since neither of them deliberately worked hard to evaporate the alcohol, they both looked smoky and drunk.
"Come on, let's have another drink."
However, these two people belong to the kind of people who are crazy, they don't know the depth, they continue to talk about drinking, and after a while, they have already reached the point of drunkenness.
"Boy Ningning, you will follow me from now on... Life must be colorful and wonderful—very gorgeous..." Tan Tan's tongue grew bigger, and his speech naturally became more and more out of tune and incoherent.
"Little brother must see it, see it well..." Yao Ningning held his head and looked over, and Tan Tan's head on the other side had turned into three, shaking back and forth.
"Well... wait a minute, let's find my senior brother first, my senior brother, uh, he is a truly remarkable person, he is truly the number one person in the Ninth Layer of Talents, and I can at most be ranked second... Uh..." Tan Tan hiccupped: "Except that his looks are a little worse than mine, and not as handsome as me... the others...the others are worse than me... the best in the world!"
"Really...your senior brother...uh... so powerful?" Yao Ningning asked unconsciously, and nodded vigorously. The body is tilted to and fro.
"Of course, follow my senior brother, infinite excitement, infinite excitement, infinite..." Tan Tan was very proud.
"Then... what's your brother's name? Tell me... let me worship you too..."
"He... uh, called... tickling..."
"Itchy?"
"right."
Day is us' day sun glow, brother's birthday, let's wish him, happy birthday! >