"express delivery?"
Xu Que was startled when he heard the system prompt, and then his eyes flashed slightly, and he burst into joy!
He immediately called up the system, and a huge package appeared on the interface, which read:
Sender: Ye Qiu!
Recipient: Xu Que!
"Mobile card! Is it finally here?"
A smile suddenly appeared on Xu Que's lips, and with a thought, he directly put the package into the system's storage space.
Then, he led the team forward and continued his anti-counterfeiting operation!
What is different from before is that Xu Que's crackdown on counterfeiting has sped up this time!
Outside the city, the fourth territory.
"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, this territory is the most rampant. It has looted many villages and even sold children!"
boom!
Without saying a word, Xu Que raised his hand and threw out an iron rope, and the territory was destroyed instantly!
…
The fifth territory.
"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, the monks here are also very abominable. They call themselves the Ritian Gang and do some sneaky things everywhere. They also say that Xu Que agreed to call them the Ritian Gang!"
"Hold the grass, copy the dog? Kill it, kill it!"
Xu Que glared, then swung his hand and hit the iron rope again, causing the entire manor to explode on the spot.
…
That night, Xu Que destroyed countless forces pretending to be the Bombing Sky Gang in one breath!
When they returned to the Imperial City at dawn the next day, the entire Imperial City was already in turmoil, and countless people were shocked.
"Holy shit!"
"In just one day and one night, so many forces were eradicated by Zhong Kui alone?"
"terrible!"
"As expected! The Zhatian Gang really can't afford to offend!"
"Halo, who would offend the Zhatian Gang without any problem? Those people are just seeking death themselves. What's wrong with them? They have to go and pretend to be the Zhatian Gang!"
"That's right! The Zhaotian Gang is so powerful and everyone is a genius. How can they, the young ones, pretend to be?"
"Now that the real Zhaotian Gang has come forward to clean up these people who are pretending to cause trouble, the Imperial City will finally be stable in the future!"
"Yes! Thank you Zhatian Gang!"
Many people were talking and applauding.
However, in less than half a day, the situation changed again!
"Put it in, fuck it for me!"
"Fuck me hard!"
Xu Que led the dozens of monks to point out the country on the countless barren mountains outside the city, and planted various slogans all over the mountains and plains!
"The Zhatian Gang is invincible!"
"Zhaotian Gang is awesome!"
"Zhong Kui from the Zhatian Gang is here for a visit!"
"The Supreme Treasure of the Zhatian Gang is here for a visit!"
"When the sky is blown up, not even a blade of grass will grow!"
"Zhaotian appears, leaving only needles and threads!"
…
Countless such slogans, like barrage, fluttered in the wind on various mountains, forming a landscape, and even spread to the imperial city.
All of a sudden, everyone in the imperial city was dumbfounded.
"What the hell?"
"This... how decent this looks!"
"Hun, I didn't expect the fake Zhatian Gang to leave, but the real Zhatian Gang is here, and they'll still be so angry!"
"Shit, the fake Zhatian Gang is looking down on human life, but the real Zhatian Gang is just annoying!"
"That's right, after all, they are a gang of coquettish bitches, different from those coquettish bitches outside!"
…
In the end, the guards in the imperial city turned a blind eye and allowed the propaganda department of Xu Que's Zhatian Gang to plant slogans everywhere!
Xu Que himself and Er Gouzi had already returned to the imperial city. As soon as they entered an inn and prepared to stay, a palace guard immediately came to see him. Mrs. Shengya wanted to see him!
Xu Que smiled. Madam Ya might want to find out about "Xu Que" from him!
Immediately, he waved his hand and said to the guard: "I won't enter the palace. You go back and tell Mrs. Ya that Xu Que will be here tonight!"
"Yes!" the guard responded hurriedly and left in a hurry!
Later, Xu Que and Er Gouzi entered a side room.
As soon as Er Gouzi entered, he immediately occupied the bed, half-lying on it, assuming an enchanting posture, and said: "I am tired, little Quezi, get some food for me!"
Snapped!
Xu Que threw the hook directly, and it hit Er Gouzi. There was only a muffled sound, and the entire iron hook was completely deformed.
Ergouzi was stunned for a moment, then immediately rolled over on the bed, howling in pain: "Ouch! This god has been severely injured and is going to die!"
"Stop pretending and get out of here, otherwise you'll have to watch me eat tonight!" Xu Que immediately glared.
He has long known that Ergouzi is physically invincible and cannot be hurt by anything, but every time he hits it, it pretends to scream in pain, so it really deserves a beating!
"What, is there something to eat tonight? What can we eat?" As soon as Ergouzi heard about the food, his eyes lit up and his face was full of excitement.
"Stewed meat! And braised pork!" Xu Que responded calmly.
"Wow, this is good. I like it. By the way, what kind of meat is it?"
"Dog meat!"
"Grass!"
…
After a few fussing with Ergouzi, Xu Que successfully drove it out of bed, then lay down on it himself, and quickly called up the system interface.
In the storage space, the package sent from other dimensions was lying quietly inside.
"System, open the package!" Xu Que's heartbeat couldn't help but quicken, and he opened the package with a thought.
call out!
In an instant, several streaks of light flashed across the system storage space interface.
"Ding, I found a new item 'mobile phone SIM card'!"
"Ding, two hundred new items of 'mutated fake cigarettes' were found!"
I wipe it!
What the hell are fake cigarettes? So mutated
Xu Que immediately opened his eyes wide, sat up from the bed, and looked at the detailed introduction of the two items!
[Mobile SIM card]:
The mobile phone number card from the earth is a must-have smart card for G** digital mobile phones!
[Mutation Fake Cigarette]:
Fake cigarettes from the earth mutated due to encountering unknown sources of pollution while traveling through the planes!
Effect: "Mutated fake cigarette, boundless power!" If the host smokes while pretending to be cool, he can get a double pretending value reward Buff!
Side effects: Smoking is harmful to health. Every twenty cigarettes smoked is equivalent to smoking a pack of cigarettes!
…
"Holy shit!"
After reading the introduction, Xu Que couldn't help but curse!
I bet this cigarette was originally an ordinary fake cigarette! It was only traveling across planes during the express delivery that caused the mutation!
"Damn, this Ye Qiu is a fool. He can buy fake cigarettes when buying cigarettes, and there are two hundred cartons of fake cigarettes. I'm afraid he won't be able to inherit the mantle of the king of obscenities with his intelligence!" Xu Que shook his head, his face filled with emotion. I hate that iron cannot be transformed into steel!
But to be honest, he was still very happy, because this mutated fake cigarette was invincible, and it actually had double the pretense value reward, which meant that the day of returning to Earth was really just around the corner!
However, the only thing that excites him right now is the mobile phone card!
"System, quickly, take out my phone and SIM card, and by the way, there's also a signal booster!"
Xu Que called the system, took out all the things, then picked up the SIM card of the mobile phone, inserted it into the mobile phone in a few clicks, and set up four signal boosters.
"Deng Deng..."
Along with a crisp sound of turning on the phone, the screen also lit up.
Xu Que felt a familiar feeling that he had not seen for a long time.
When the Ergouzi next to him heard the noise, he immediately came over with a curious look on his face and opened his eyes wide: "Fuck, boy, what is this? Can it be eaten? Can it be eaten? It's so small, can it be full? ?"
"What the hell, this is called a mobile phone!" Xu Que was in a good mood at the moment and didn't bother to lecture Ergouzi. He looked at the mobile phone with a pleasant expression, waiting for the boot to be completed!
But Er Gouzi's eyes lit up and he was extremely excited: "Hand chicken? Is there such a small chicken in the world?"
"No, if you look down at your own body, you will find it is even smaller!" Xu Que said with a smile, and at the same time his eyes fell on the screen of the mobile phone in his hand.
At this point, it has been completely booted successfully!