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Riding the King Kong battleship, Feng Yuchen and the others slowly rushed to the base, but...
"Asshole, don't run away... my fish..."
Shimakaze chased Northern-chan everywhere on the land with a small battery cannon, and bombarded him with the battery cannon from time to time. As a result, all the places he passed were destroyed...
"Ni Zuokai, I didn't steal the fish... Beifang has always been very good..."
Northern Sauce slapped the fish hard into his mouth and said vaguely.
"Hehe...hehe...come to my kitchen to eat secretly, are you ready to wake up?"
Ryugu Rena took out a hatchet and waved it twice in the air, as if imagining how to chop Shimakaze and Northern-chan into pieces.
"Ahaha... everyone should be nicer... isn't it just a fish?"
Kurasaki Fuko said kindly.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Don't forget to make faces to draw down hatred.
"That's enough! Where did my baby go after you guys ate it... Hehe... Hehe..."
The corner of Misaka Mikoto's mouth twitched, and she stroked her hair with her right hand. A trace of electric light flashed, and a game coin was thrown up, and then fell into her finger, and she flicked it out hard...
"Serial gun-chan, please..."
Shimakaze shivered with fear.
"learn… "
"Da da… "
Three cute little cannons were launched instantly...
result…
A series of spells extended out, and Reimu Hakurei immediately took the game coins with lightning in his hands, "Thank you very much, I'll play some games..."
“…”
However, after Misaka Mikoto dodged the attack, the attack from the cannon hit the fruit ice cream of Nagato (the ship girl) who was dining. The result was obvious. The reward she bought through her part-time job was instantly destroyed. once…
"Hehe...hehe...Shimakaze-chan...when did you learn to do the following? Do you want me to help you 'train'..."
Nagato, who was wearing a maid outfit, picked up a fork and said.
"Ahaha... the weather is nice today..."
Shimakaze twitched the corner of his mouth, then looked at the sky, and the three small cannons behind him nodded...
"boom!!"
At this moment, a terrifying explosion struck. It was - Marisa Kirisame's poisonous mushroom soup exploded...
"My one hundred thousand yuan (obviously just a game currency)!!"
Reimu Hakurei looked at the game coins being smashed into pieces in his hand, and was ready to blackmail...
"The North is no longer cute. It's really..."
Beifang-chan was hit against the wall, holding her head and crying...
"I just saved up money to buy a maid outfit (what kind of hobby is this)!!" Nagato (the ship girl) completely exploded, and the ship girl's equipment began to appear behind her...
"Ah~ don't run, little butterfly..."
Cirno was chasing a gastrea animal wildly, and it turned out to be ⑨, idiot...
"Bah la la... Rumia is here too..."
⑨’s good friend ⑩ appeared, and Rumia, who controlled the dark realm, turned the world into darkness.
“…”
Scenes of "Academy Collapse" were unfolding. After a while, a street in Academy City was razed to the ground...
"...I'm not angry...really...I'm not angry at all..."
The corners of Feng Yuchen's mouth twitched, what are these and what? It is really a troublesome thing for all kinds of strange creatures to mix here.
"Hey... welcome back, do you want me to help you solve it? You only need to pay 100,000 yuan to get rid of the monsters from me, the noble, powerful and noble Hakurei shrine maiden..." Hakurei Reimu came to Feng Yuchen's side in an instant and said.
"One hundred thousand? Can we not talk about money? Also, my biggest hope is to be able to cure you!"
Feng Yuchen looked at the red and white witch beside him and said bitterly.
"Then... Well, without the management of the shrine maiden, you have to know that there will be riots in Gensokyo, and if all the monsters come out to cause trouble... Oh, the shrine is short of money recently, and they don't even have the money to buy talismans..."
Reimu Hakurei said pitifully.
"Are you a threat? A threat? Bastard!!"
Feng Yuchen grabbed Hakurei Reimu's shoulders and shook them vigorously. Where is your moral integrity? Have you lost all your moral integrity
"Ah... I'm so ashamed. You actually do this kind of thing to others... "
Reimu Hakurei pretended to be a weakling, rolled her eyes twice, and said, "Well, as long as one hundred thousand yuan, it can make up for my mental loss... I have been traumatized both physically and mentally by you. Woolen cloth… "
Forehead…
"Can you be more shameless?" Feng Yuchen was speechless. He just grabbed his shoulder and was blackmailed? Is there any justice
"It doesn't matter, as long as I get 100,000 yuan, I can let you continue to invade..."
Reimu Hakurei patted Feng Yuchen on the shoulder and said, "I'm being reasonable."
"Then you continue to blackmail me after I violated it, right?" Feng Yuchen rolled his eyes. Is there no limit to his integrity
"Well, my mental losses come from time to time... But it doesn't matter. I am the fat one of Yuyuko, Remi, Fran, Marisa and others, even the ten thousand year old Lolita Yakumo Murasaki. I also have some fat shots, and I can sell them all to you at a low price. Well, everything is easy to discuss. I’ll have whatever you want... Of course, my fat shots can be given away for free... Buy one, get one free, young man, don’t you want one?”
Hakurei Reimu said while holding a sky-blue Pangji in his hand (Cirno's, who came along by the way).
"Pfft..."
Feng Yuchen almost had a nosebleed. He didn't believe in moral integrity anymore. What was moral integrity? However, he was sure that this must be the collection of Marisa's lily girl who had no moral integrity, and Reimu Hakurei was just using Marisa's moral integrity to sell it.
"Or? I am an innocent miko with the most professional ethics in the history of Hakurei Shrine. Believe me, there is nothing wrong... And I can help you buy some **** from Wenwen..."
In order to prove his identity as the villain, Hakurei Reimu took out a picture of Sakuya Izayoi bathing...
"Have you become a bad guy again? You must be buying at a low price and selling at a high price, right?"
Feng Yuchen glanced at Izayoi Sakuya's bathing picture, and his throat twitched.
"Well, if you go to buy it, you will definitely not be able to buy it, so it is natural for me to sell it at a high price... I tell you, Sakuya is going to take a bath at XXX tonight. Do you want to come with me? Don't Look at me like this, I can use my spiritual energy to seal off your sense of existence, you can look boldly..."
Hakurei Reimu continues to promote his 'products', if you don't believe that Feng Yuchen will not be fooled...