What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become Immortal

Chapter 357: You are bragging

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Lin Fan couldn't help but think in this direction.

Saving a person may not be a good deed, but after the recovery of spiritual energy, almost everyone's body will be many times better, and most diseases will heal themselves.

At the same time, human life expectancy will be doubled!

If the Heavenly Dao did not carry out any 'human elimination plan', then by then, I should have truly done immeasurable merits, right

If the opposite were true…

That was probably caused by being struck by lightning.

"So, should I prepare in advance? For example, set up a few formations to prevent thunderbolts?"

"Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be prepared for the worst..."

What if the sins are so serious and the crimes are so heinous that you are struck by lightning and the fire from heaven falls

"It seems like they really prepared in advance!"

Lin Fan kept this matter in mind.

The next day, early in the morning, this guy drove a G-Class and set off for his hometown.

In front and behind his G-Class, there are some seemingly unrelated cars, but they are always driving on the same road.

halfway…

There was also a full car accident!

According to Lin Fan's estimation, if it weren't for these 'unrelated' cars, those car accidents would have been prevented by coincidence.

I am afraid that my G-Class will be injured today.

"So, those foreign forces have really found out about me? That's right, ordinary people may not be able to find out my identity, but those big forces, if they spend a huge price, will definitely find out."

“It doesn’t even have to cost a lot.”

"Trying to use a car accident to get close to me?"

"It seems that I have no choice but to do so."

Lin Fan drove the G-Class and laughed.

If ordinary people want to contact immortal cultivators, they would never think of using a "car accident" to meet them, if there is any way.

"So, the people in the Residents' Happy Life Department are pretty powerful. They have no choice but to choose this most stupid method."

"Unfortunately, even with this stupidest method, he was still stopped. Is this what it feels like to be surrounded by people when you go out? It's really nice."

We continued forward, got off the highway and went deep into the mountains.

However, as the familiar scenery in his memory gradually emerged, Lin Fan felt a little confused.

"Has this road been repaired?"

More than three months ago, when he left home, although the road in the mountains was passable by vehicles, it was extremely difficult and ordinary cars would certainly not dare to come.

Even if it is an ordinary off-road vehicle, you have to think carefully.

Locally, this type of road is called a 'mechanized farming road'.

This is what the locals call it, and the mechanized farming road refers to a road that is very bad, muddy, bumpy and not suitable for vehicles.

But now, where is the trace of the mechanized farming road

It directly turned into a cement road, and it was more than four meters wide. Even if two cars were driving towards each other, they could easily pass each other.

At the same time, he keenly discovered that the road had been repaired not long ago, definitely not more than a week!

"So, it's about me?"

Keep moving forward.

There are still vehicles following in front and behind.

When we arrived near the hill where our home was, we found that the cement road was built in another direction and did not get close to the hill where "our home" was.

This discovery made Lin Fan quite satisfied.

"good!"

He whispered.

In previous cooperation with the Department of Residents’ Happy Life, we mentioned that we don’t want anyone to disturb our parents, nor do we want to arbitrarily change their lifestyle.

So far, it seems that the Department of Residents’ Happiness and Life is doing a very good job.

The road is not built to your doorstep

It seems inconvenient, but in fact, it ensures to the greatest extent that the two elders will not be disturbed at will.

It would be fun if it could be built right to my doorstep so that cars could be driven up.

Wouldn't it be possible for those who have found out where the two elders live to just drive over

Parking the car, Lin Fan went hiking up the mountain.

The mountain road is rugged and difficult to walk on, and there are even a lot of weeds.

In other words, there are still almost houses on the mountain and people often pass by, otherwise these mountain roads would have disappeared long ago.

When he reached the middle of the mountain, Lin Fan paused for a moment.

His spiritual sense spread out, and he soon sensed that there were dozens of people hiding on the entire mountainside, and at the same time... they were almost fully armed!

"After noticing my arrival, they did not make any moves and did not show up. It was obvious that they had already known about my return."

"Thank you."

Lin Fan stood there and spoke loudly: "Brothers, you have worked hard. I have a pill here. You can split it with water and each of you drink a few sips. It will be beneficial."

"But you have to be quick. The longer you delay, the less effective the medicine will be."

After saying.

Lin Fan took out a small jade bottle and placed it on a strange rock beside him. Without waiting for them to show up, he continued to climb the mountain and left.

What's in the jade bottle is a spiritual pill.

They help me take care of my two elders at home, so I should give them some benefits.

If a spiritual energy pill is dissolved in water and then drunk by them, the benefits will not be huge, but they will still be very obvious!

As for their future achievements, that is not something Lin Fan needs to pay attention to.

Not long after Lin Fan left, several figures emerged from the pile of fallen leaves nearby, then came over, took the jade bottle, and quickly left.

Not long.

A faint electronic sound was heard in the forest.

"Brothers, I'm your captain Awei. We've got the medicine, but we can't leave our posts!"

"So, I will personally deliver it to you. Let's each take a few sips to get a taste of the 'magic medicine'."

"Haha, okay, boss."

"To be honest, I can't wait."

“A magical medicine!!!”

Soon, a figure in camouflage uniform shuttled through the mountains and forests. He had several water bottles hanging on his body. He paused from time to time and then set off again.

After Awei came back after a big circle and hid his body, he drank the last two gulps of potion.

Then he said, "Brothers, how do you feel?"

As soon as the words fell, everyone spoke.

"I feel great and refreshed!"

"My whole body is filled with strength..."

"I feel like I've gained at least a few dozen pounds of strength..."

"Hahaha, you may not believe me, but I think I can have sex with ten women in one night~!"

"roll!"

"Honestly, it feels so good! I think I could give the captain a hard ass right now!"

"Hehe, when the captain's hand is healed, I will support you in the challenge."

"… "

"It is indeed a magical medicine for immortal cultivators..."

Listening to the excited and confident exchanges among his teammates in the headset, Awei was secretly shocked. At the same time, he was also carefully experiencing the changes in himself.

Getting younger

There were some, but they were not obvious and he couldn't see them himself.

However, he could clearly feel that his condition was improving and his body functions were also increasing...

He was already an elite, and now he has reached a new level!

"If I follow the descriptions in those urban novels, I should be able to easily beat those so-called soldier kings to death now, right?"

Awei whispered to himself.

But he completely forgot that he was originally a soldier king in the eyes of ordinary people...

"This way!"

"Hey, hey, hey, you don't understand what I'm saying?"

"I said put it this way, why are you putting it over there!!!"

"Fuck you, I don't know which side you are talking about? Left or right!!!"

"Nima, I'm here to teach you!!!"

"… "

Before Lin Fan even stepped onto the last few dozen steps, he could already hear the noise of people.

The old house no longer exists where it originally stood.

More than a dozen local workers are busy working on the new house.

The familiar accent made Lin Fan smile...

And in the local area, there is a 'divine dialect'.

----You are such a fool!

What does it mean

It is not something that can be told to outsiders.

People from other places will definitely not understand it. Even if someone explains it, they may not be able to understand the essence of this sentence~~~

Aside.

The simple old mother was carrying a large pot of tea and adding water to the workers.

The father, who was in his fifties but had a lean body, followed the workers and did some heavy work...

This is the norm in rural areas.

Although he spent money to hire workers, he would definitely not be idle and would help out, showing great human touch.

When Lin Fan returns.

My mother seemed to have telepathic connection with him. She turned around and saw him.

Then…

"Old man! The baby is back!"

"You've been talking nonsense all day long!"

The old man cursed, turned around and was stunned, then rubbed his eyes: "Hey, your son is willing to come back?"

After a moment.

Avoiding the gazes of others, Lin Fan took out a small bottle of spiritual energy pills and said, "Take a few pills from the medicine in here and eat them each."

"What medicine?"

Dad said sternly: "I won't eat unless you explain clearly!"

But my mother kept saying, "If he doesn't eat, then I will. What an old fool. Maybe the child will make trouble for us, right?"

Dad: “…”

A mother worries when her son is away from home.

In the following time, Dad had almost no chance to speak. Mom asked about every detail, and only breathed a sigh of relief when she found out that there were no problems.

Then, the fellow whispered, "Have you heard of immortal cultivators recently?"

"How could you not have heard of that?"

Dad said, "It's on the news broadcast. They've been talking about it all day. What's going on? Are you going to practice Taoism?"

"… , I am that immortal cultivator."

Dad was stunned, then laughed: "You are bragging!"

"… "

"I… "

Lin Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You will know after you take the medicine. I will be very busy recently and won't be back for long, so I will leave soon."

"If you take this medicine, you will become younger and healthier."

"Then carry this peace lock with you, and don't take it off no matter what happens!"

Lin Fan took out two more peace lockets and hung them around the necks of the two elders.

This is the 'talisman' he made himself.

To put it simply, it can be regarded as a disposable defensive magic weapon, which is estimated to be able to barely withstand the attack of an ordinary Jindan stage cultivator.

It’s not good, but at present, there is no other Jindan stage person on Earth except Lin Fan, so the safety of the two elders can be guaranteed.